Episode 288
Amalgamation | Episode 288
Get ready for a wild ride as John Jamingo and the Duchess dive headfirst into the chaotic world of politics, pop culture, and the absurdities of daily life.
This episode features John’s fiery rants about TikTok, which he defends vehemently against its critics, claiming it’s just a platform for people to enjoy life—boobs included! The duo hilariously critiques the latest political events, including the inauguration antics and the drama surrounding various public figures, while keeping their comedic banter flowing.
They take time to poke fun at the outrageousness of social media, share some spicy gossip, and even throw in a few fat jokes for good measure. This episode is packed with sarcasm, laughter, and commentary that’ll make you question everything while simultaneously cracking up!
Takeaways:
- John and the Duchess hilariously discuss the absurdity of political pardons, especially in today's climate.
- They delve into the wild world of OnlyFans, revealing the unexpected rise of adult content creators.
- The hosts share their thoughts on how TikTok has taken over social media, with some comedic jabs at its critics.
- Listeners are treated to amusing insights on the latest NFL games and the strange dynamics of sports fandom.
- The conversation shifts to the bizarre fashion choices at political events, specifically the eye-catching attire of Jeff Bezos' date.
- A comedic take on parenting challenges in the digital age is presented amid the chaos.
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Transcript
All right, you guys, podcast time.
John Domingo:We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.
John Domingo:Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.
John Domingo:Ready?
John Domingo:I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
John Domingo:Hey, everybody, it's the boober bunker.
John Domingo:I'm John Domingo, and alongside me, that woman over there, that's the Duchess.
John Domingo:How you doing, Duchess?
Duchess:I am well.
Duchess:Happy Monday.
Duchess:What a happy Martin Luther King Day.
John Domingo:Martin Luther King Day.
John Domingo:What a wonderful day it is.
John Domingo:And not only that, but we got to say goodbye to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
John Domingo:And we were.
John Domingo:You know something Samantha asked me, are you gonna watch the inaugur?
John Domingo:I went, nah, that shit's all boring.
John Domingo:Well, I was doing some stuff.
Duchess:We elected, right?
John Domingo:I was doing stuff around the house, and I had put on to see what was going on with the inauguration because it.
John Domingo:And it started and.
John Domingo:Oh, my God, what a fucking.
John Domingo:Trump's a savage.
John Domingo:He is just a straight up fucking savage.
John Domingo:Say what you want about that, man, but to sit there for 30 minutes and berate the former administration.
John Domingo:Not one administration, but two administrations to their face, they.
John Domingo:They were sitting right, like, right next to him.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:This could have leaned over and tapped him on the shoulder.
Duchess:I'm talking about you.
John Domingo:Joe Biden could have jumped up and punched him in the head, which, to be honest with you, which would have been amazing.
John Domingo:He's so fuck and doesn't know what he's doing.
John Domingo:That.
John Domingo:I thought that was very, well, very much possible.
John Domingo:I was shocked.
John Domingo:We have some of the speech.
John Domingo:We'll go through some of the speech, but the Biden regime is over.
John Domingo:They are gone.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:It's called having a backbone, a set of balls.
John Domingo:Listen, I got a set of balls and a backbone, but I'll tell you right now, I don't know if I could have went that hard in the paint with them right there without.
John Domingo:Without turning and looking at him.
John Domingo:But, you know, what are they gonna do, shoot him?
John Domingo:No, but what I'm saying is they tried.
John Domingo:What I'm saying is that, you know, I was waiting for them to just, like, turn around.
John Domingo:You know what I mean?
John Domingo:You know, it's just one of those.
Duchess:Things, you know, I'm talking about you.
John Domingo:Right, right.
Duchess:Joe, Sneaky Joe sitting over there, not paying attention.
John Domingo:Yeah, he's.
John Domingo:This Trump administration is hitting the ground running.
John Domingo: Not like: John Domingo:They knew what they were doing, and he's here for it.
Duchess:Definitely wiser about how to handle certain things.
John Domingo:He didn't even get through his oath of office.
John Domingo:All right, where swearing in.
John Domingo:And the WhiteHouse.gov website went live with this.
John Domingo:So as soon as you go to whitehouse.gov, this is exactly what you see.
Duchess:It's like a movie trailer.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Planes flying over.
John Domingo:Here he comes.
John Domingo:There's the Trump coin.
John Domingo:Every time.
Duchess:Eagle.
John Domingo:Donald J.
John Domingo:Trump.
John Domingo:Pen the White House.
John Domingo:President, Donald J.
John Domingo:Trump.
John Domingo:Now, here's the thing.
Duchess:It was actually pretty impressive.
John Domingo:If you're sitting here listening to this.
John Domingo:This is a podcast.
John Domingo:I understand it.
John Domingo:Thank you for doing that.
John Domingo:But every once in a while, you should come over on Mondays, Monday nights, 6:30, and Thursday nights, 6:30 Eastern Time, and hang out with us.
John Domingo:Or you can go back and watch it like on rumble and on YouTube.
John Domingo:And thanks.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:Well, you know the thing with Twitch?
John Domingo:Twitch takes it down after, like, a week, but whatever.
Duchess:Well, you can find it on all the other ones.
John Domingo:All the other ones.
Duchess:Which means you should be liking our socials.
Duchess:Yes, you can be updated.
John Domingo:Yes, you can be updated.
John Domingo:So he goes on a speech, and I was shocked.
John Domingo:So here's how it starts out, and I'll stop it.
John Domingo:And we can discuss.
John Domingo:But Savage, here's how it starts.
Duchess:Not playing.
Duchess:The whole thing just parts.
Duchess:Yeah.
Donald Trump:The golden age of America begins right now.
Donald Trump:From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world.
Donald Trump:We will be the envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer.
Donald Trump:During every single day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put America first.
John Domingo:They're right there.
Donald Trump:Our sovereignty will be reclaimed.
Donald Trump:Our safety will be restored.
Donald Trump:The scales of justice will be rebalanced.
Donald Trump:The vicious, violent, and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department.
Donald Trump:And our government will end.
Donald Trump:And our top priority will be to create a nation that is proud, prosperous, and free.
John Domingo:That's right.
John Domingo:Clap.
John Domingo:When I stop talking, you start clapping.
Donald Trump:Greater, stronger, and far more exceptional than ever before.
Donald Trump:I return to the presidency confident and optimistic that we are at the start of a thrilling new era of national success.
Donald Trump:A tide of change is sweeping the country.
Donald Trump:Sunlight is pouring over the entire world.
Donald Trump:And America has the chance to seize this opportunity like never before.
Donald Trump:But first, we must be honest about the challenges we face.
Donald Trump:While they are plentiful, they will be annihilated by this great momentum that the world is now witnessing.
Donald Trump:In the United States of America.
Donald Trump:As we gather today, our government confronts a crisis of trust.
Donald Trump:For many years, a radical and corrupt establishment has extracted power and wealth from our citizens, while the pillars of our society lay broken and seemingly in Complete disrepair.
Donald Trump:We now have a government that cannot manage even a simple crisis at home, while at the same time stumbling into a continuing catalog of catastrophic events abroad.
Donald Trump:Continuing to protect our magnificent law abiding American citizens, but provide sanctuary and protection for dangerous criminals, many from prisons and mental institutions that have illegally entered our country from all over the world.
Donald Trump:We have a government that has given unlimited funding to the defense of foreign borders, but refuses to defend American borders or more importantly, its own people.
Donald Trump:Our country can no longer deliver basic services in times of emergency, as recently shown by the wonderful people of North Carolina, been treated so badly.
Donald Trump:And other states who are still suffering from a hurricane that took place many months ago, or more recently, Los Angeles, where we are watching fires still tragically burn from weeks ago without even a token of defense.
Donald Trump:They're raging through the houses and communities, even affecting some of the wealthiest and most powerful individuals in our country, some of whom are sitting here right now.
Donald Trump:Now they don't have a home any longer.
Donald Trump:That's interesting.
John Domingo:Biden's over there with his hand over his mouth.
John Domingo:This.
Duchess:That was a lot.
Duchess:That was a lot of audio.
John Domingo:But be honest with you, it was good.
John Domingo:He was hitting every point.
Duchess:I mean, I understand that's in the first couple minutes.
John Domingo:I mean, and he went on for a half an hour now.
John Domingo:Last time he did a 17 minute confirmation speech or whatever it is.
Duchess:This wasn't too long.
Duchess:The one he did later was, was longer than the inaugural.
John Domingo:I haven't seen that one yet because I was busy getting ready for, for.
Duchess:This was just kind of hip shooting.
Duchess:That one he was getting on his like, you know, like how he, when he like leans on the podium and he's like.
Duchess:Well, you know, and he starts like.
John Domingo:He'S, he's riffing, throwing it in there.
Duchess:Yeah, he literally riffed it.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:And he's doing.
Duchess:Yeah, he's another one now.
John Domingo:He's at the capital now.
Duchess:Yeah, he's at the Capitol center, the Capitol Arena.
Duchess:I think this is where all the people could.
Duchess:Went when they couldn't go line the streets or be out by the, the Mall or where, where they, when they were swearing in.
Duchess:They couldn't have them there.
John Domingo:It's like watching the same podcast four times.
Duchess:It is, it is.
Duchess:It absolutely is not for nothing, Bob.
Duchess:I'm pretty sure you knew what you're getting into when you clicked watch.
Duchess:Yeah, well, I mean, just saying.
John Domingo:I mean, it was savage.
John Domingo:It.
John Domingo:It was a savage speech.
John Domingo:And then Kamala, she's sitting there looking.
Duchess:Like a lemon, like just sour face.
John Domingo:Hey, Kate, what do you think about Melania's hat?
Duchess:I love her hat.
Duchess:I loved it.
Duchess:She looked amazing.
Duchess:I.
Duchess:I saw some people were goofing on it a little bit, saying she looked like the Frito Bandito.
Duchess:Carmen who?
John Domingo:The Frito Bandito.
John Domingo:Never mind.
Duchess:I don't know.
John Domingo:It kind of look like what the big giant brim hat kind of looked.
Duchess:Well, that she looked like Carmen Sandiego or the Spy versus Spy, like the hat.
Duchess:But I still think she looked amazing, so I'm not.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:Sparky says her.
Duchess:She loved her hat.
Duchess:Very classy.
Duchess:She looked very classy.
Duchess:I think if she was inside for that amount of time since.
Duchess:Since she wasn't outside, I think maybe the hat comes off.
Duchess:But I'm not.
Duchess:I'm no fashion icon, so.
John Domingo:Mike says he thought it was Mary Poppins.
Duchess:She looked fabulous.
Duchess:I'm sorry.
Duchess:It's really nice to see her.
Duchess:I thought she looked really beautiful.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:And then it was very noticeable that Barack Obama showed up stag.
John Domingo:Well, apparently Big Mike.
Duchess:Haven't heard.
John Domingo:Big Mike and him are having issues.
John Domingo:Looks like they're splitting up, which.
John Domingo:Why now is it.
Duchess:Well, did you see who the other woman is?
John Domingo:Jennifer Aniston.
John Domingo:Now, listen, if I was, you know, if I had my shot at Jennifer Addison over Big Mike.
John Domingo:Although I, you know, you figure Big Mike's got to be pissed, you know, all that tucking and all that stuff that she did.
Duchess:I don't think she's.
John Domingo:Dude.
Duchess:I think she's just a very strong, masculine.
Duchess:Masculine kind of woman.
Duchess:Yeah, there's some women that looks like that.
Duchess:That look like that.
Duchess:And it's, you know, okay, it's.
Duchess:It's rough.
John Domingo:So I now know what was going on at Jimmy Carter's funeral.
John Domingo:I'm thinking when they were talking and giggling, Obama's sitting there and goes, guess what?
John Domingo:I'm banging Jennifer Aniston.
John Domingo:And Donald's like, you gotta be kidding me.
John Domingo:He says, no.
John Domingo:He says, well, I thought, what's going on with Big Mike?
John Domingo:Oh, Big Mike's pissed.
John Domingo:And so, I mean, that's what they were talking about.
John Domingo:They were talking about banging chicks.
John Domingo:That's why they were giggling and laughing probably.
John Domingo:He's like, you're shitting me.
Duchess:Jennifer Aniston teaching Obama had to grab him by the.
John Domingo:Yeah, I.
John Domingo:I couldn't believe it either.
John Domingo:One thing led to another.
John Domingo:Next thing I know, dude, that deep in Jennifer Aniston couldn't believe it.
Duchess:Oh, gross too, dad.
Speaker D:Deep.
John Domingo:Ew.
John Domingo:Who knows?
John Domingo:She liked presidential or presidential.
Duchess:Probably.
Duchess:She probably does.
Duchess:I would Think just elevates her up the movie star celeb food chain.
John Domingo:The only thing I got to do now is get her to put a strap on, give me the business like Big Mike did.
John Domingo:Although Big Mike didn't have to strap anything on.
John Domingo:Just saying.
Duchess:Either way, I'm sorry.
Duchess:The marriage is.
Duchess:It's sad to hear about the marriage falling apart.
John Domingo:It's terrible.
Duchess:But.
Duchess:But, you know, it's.
Duchess:I couldn't imagine being that much the center of the public eye and having to live your life like that.
Duchess:That's.
Duchess:Once you're out there, it's.
Duchess:You can't really hide it again.
Duchess:So it's got to be rough.
John Domingo:All right.
Duchess:I mean, it helps when you have millions and millions of dollars.
John Domingo:Millions and billions and millions of dollars.
Duchess:More houses and, you know, one in Hawaii, you know, whatever.
John Domingo:So, all right, let's speculate.
John Domingo:Michelle.
Duchess:We don't do that, do we?
John Domingo:We better.
John Domingo:The fuck we're here for.
John Domingo:So let's speculate what happens when Michelle and Brock separate.
John Domingo:All right.
John Domingo:They're going to be out on a dating scene.
John Domingo:All right.
John Domingo:I think I'm sure Barack will be able to pull some class A top notch gash.
Duchess:So classy.
Duchess:Okay, okay.
John Domingo:What about Michelle?
John Domingo:Apparently, you know, she's getting up there in age.
John Domingo:You know, she's got, there's, there's cracks in the sidewalk.
John Domingo:If you've seen her lately, she's aging.
Duchess:Okay.
John Domingo:And then what do you think her next move is like?
John Domingo:Okay, I'm just gonna say this.
John Domingo:If she's a woman, she'll be able to pull some major top grade A.
John Domingo:She will man beat.
Duchess:I think she will have no problem.
John Domingo:Finding a date if she's transgender, not so much.
John Domingo:So it'll be interesting to see how this works out in the dating area.
John Domingo:Just saying.
Duchess:Okay.
John Domingo:Barack has already has his eye on Jeffrey Marsh.
John Domingo:Jeffrey Marsh is that.
Duchess:I know who Jeffrey Marsh is, man.
John Domingo:Lady that's on TikTok.
John Domingo:Hi.
John Domingo:I want to talk to the children.
Duchess:Yeah, I only talk to children.
Duchess:Where's the children?
Duchess:Creepy.
John Domingo:Ooh, the children.
Duchess:He's a groomer.
John Domingo:I like the children.
John Domingo:Oh, my God.
John Domingo:What if Michelle Obama's dare you, Bruce.
John Domingo:Bruce says, what about Mike Rowe?
Duchess:Scratch your eyes out.
Duchess:I mean, I have to stand on a ladder to do it, but.
John Domingo:Come here, you.
Duchess:She's tall.
John Domingo:Bend down here.
John Domingo:So?
John Domingo:Bend down here so I can punch you in the slot locker.
Duchess:How dare you?
John Domingo:Bob says, I love a five o'clock shadow with a rose red.
John Domingo:Rose lipstick.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:That's very specific.
John Domingo:Well, that's that Jeffrey Marsh?
John Domingo:Hey, you know, Trump's.
John Domingo:He's signing away.
John Domingo:I mean, he's already shut down the border.
John Domingo:They already closed down Eagle Pass.
John Domingo:They're putting more of those El Paso, too.
John Domingo:They're putting more of those buoys out in the Rio Grande so they can't come across.
John Domingo:They are also, they shut down the app.
John Domingo:You know the app you type in 12 o'clock.
Duchess:Yep.
John Domingo:That thing went dead.
John Domingo:And it says all appointments are canceled.
John Domingo:He put remain in Mexico.
John Domingo:And I mean, they're ready to go.
John Domingo:And I'm sure.
John Domingo:Tom.
John Domingo:What did he do?
Duchess:He saved it for you.
John Domingo:Well, we'll talk about TikTok in a minute or two.
John Domingo:I have another rant.
Duchess:Shocking.
John Domingo:I know, I know, I know.
John Domingo:And then already, if I can get to this, this is a breaking story just happened.
John Domingo:It's.
John Domingo:It's really, really sad.
John Domingo:Where did it go?
John Domingo:Here, Here it is already.
John Domingo:Patrol Border Patrol agent shot and killed during a traffic stop in Vermont.
John Domingo:United States Border Patrol agent was.
John Domingo:Where's my.
John Domingo:There it is.
John Domingo:Sorry.
John Domingo:According to Homeland Security, shooting happened at 3:15pm local time.
John Domingo:The agent was shot and killed while performing a traffic stop in Vermont.
John Domingo:There are two suspects, one who's dead.
John Domingo:The FBI will be heading, leading the investigation.
John Domingo:So here we go already.
John Domingo:You know, this is a war.
John Domingo:I don't know what anybody's, you know, I'm not sure what.
Duchess:They're coming in from the north, too.
Duchess:That's the problem.
John Domingo:They're coming in from the north, they're.
Duchess:Coming in from the south, from Canada.
John Domingo:And we'll see what happens.
John Domingo:But, you know, but I mean, let's.
Duchess:See what Tom Holman does.
John Domingo:Yeah, he's gonna have.
John Domingo:When you have a war, you know, we're gonna lose.
John Domingo:You're gonna lose some people on end and, and it's a sin and it's a shame, but this is what's going to happen because now they know that they're coming for him and they're going to get deported or whatever.
Duchess:Now it's.
Duchess:They have a reason to fight, right?
John Domingo:They have a reason to fight.
John Domingo:So there we go.
Duchess:Well, that's that.
John Domingo:I'm just saying I love the way that he's.
John Domingo:He's get, you know, we're going to get the confirmation for the people in his cabinet.
John Domingo:Can't wait.
Duchess:When does that happen?
Duchess:And are they getting confirmed, all of them?
John Domingo:We don't know.
John Domingo:I mean, they haven't really talked to Robert F.
John Domingo:Robert F.
John Domingo:Kennedy yet.
John Domingo:Then they have to vote on them.
John Domingo:I think they all get through.
John Domingo:The two that I'm worried about are Cash Patel and Robert Kennedy.
John Domingo:They're the ones I really worry about.
Duchess:I feel like Robert Kennedy's the throwaway, but I don't know, he's stuck with them.
John Domingo:So that would be a shame because I want Robert Kennedy in that position.
Duchess:I think he's a smart man.
Duchess:It's unfortunate that because of his speech, it's difficult to listen.
Duchess:I find him very difficult to listen to, but I think some of the things he says are pretty intelligent.
Duchess:So I, I, if I can get past listening to him, which again, sounds awful, but interesting.
Duchess:Who, Kennedy?
John Domingo:Okay.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:He's got a, he's got a rough voice.
John Domingo:It's tough.
Duchess:Yeah, it sounds painful.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Also, migrants weep in Mexico as Trump cancels all appointments on the app.
Duchess: ,: John Domingo:I mean, you had four years to get here.
John Domingo:If you waited until now, shame on you.
John Domingo:You should have been here a long time ago.
John Domingo:But there they are with the app.
John Domingo:Looked like what I happened when I signed on to TikTok.
John Domingo:There was a thing that said, no pass.
John Domingo:No can pass.
Duchess:Oh, no.
John Domingo:Oh, no.
Duchess:John cried just as hard as these migrants.
Duchess:Oh, no.
Duchess:I don't tiki talk.
Duchess:Spend two hours complaining.
John Domingo:I did.
Duchess:I know.
John Domingo:And it was the worst 12 hours of my, my life.
John Domingo:Sparky is also right.
John Domingo:So now they have to apply to get in legally.
John Domingo:Yes.
John Domingo:And what was Biden doing for the past 24 hours?
John Domingo:Well, what was Biden?
John Domingo:He was sleeping and shit in his pants.
Duchess:What was the sign in some stuff.
John Domingo:What was.
John Domingo:Yeah, they must have had a rubber stamp because he doesn't know what he's doing.
John Domingo:He has no idea what he's signing.
Duchess:He's not signing anything.
Duchess:He has no idea what he signs.
John Domingo:He's not.
John Domingo:So he pardoned everyone?
John Domingo:Everyone.
John Domingo:Everyone.
John Domingo:He pardoned the J6 committee.
John Domingo:He pardoned his family.
Duchess:Over 8,000 people.
John Domingo:He pardoned Fauci.
John Domingo:Now, I'm a dumb guy, but I thought you had to be convicted of a crime to be pardoned.
John Domingo:Nope, we're just going to pardon.
John Domingo:And is this so to me, I don't know if this is even legal.
John Domingo:How can you just pardon people willy nilly and say, oh, you know what?
John Domingo:Whatever they did, you can't charge them for it.
John Domingo:That's bullshit, General Milley.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:So you're like Adam Schiff.
John Domingo:Oh, yeah, well, Adam Schiff is part of the J6.
Duchess:Well, that's what I mean.
Duchess:Like, so all of these folks.
Duchess:So they're like, well, all of them.
Duchess:It's more of a just in case you want to come after them, they're already pardoned for something that they said they didn't do.
Duchess:But we're gonna give them a pardon anyway, right?
Duchess:It's fucking sneaky.
Duchess:So then, bullshit.
John Domingo:Mike Johnson was being interviewed about seeing President Biden, and he was like, listen, that guy doesn't even know what he's signing.
John Domingo:And he tells this story.
John Domingo:And to me, this is really shocking.
Speaker D:I do stand Biden, and I say this without animus at all.
Speaker D:I mean, you know, in some ways, I actually kind of feel sorry for Joe Biden.
Speaker D:I mean, he's in the twilight years of his life.
Speaker D:He is not, obviously has not been in charge for some time.
Speaker D:And I know this by personal observation.
Speaker D:And now the whole world knows it.
Speaker D:And it's been very, very concerning to me over the last year and a half since I've had this.
Duchess:Can you tell us a story?
Duchess:When you say personal observation?
Speaker D:Well, I mean, it's public now because the Wall Street Journal got it and put it on the front page, but I miss it all.
John Domingo:I mean, so here's my problem.
John Domingo:If you knew this, the story you're about to tell and you didn't say anything, you're complicit.
John Domingo:You're complicit in the lie.
John Domingo:You're complicit in this.
John Domingo:You should have been saying, this guy doesn't even know what's going on.
John Domingo:And you know, so why hold back?
John Domingo:And now you're going to tell it.
John Domingo:The Wall Street Journal got a hold of it.
John Domingo:Now it's out there, so now I can talk about it.
John Domingo:You should have been talking about it when you found out.
John Domingo:Like, you should have walked out of there and said, jesus Christ, we got to talk in Congress about this.
John Domingo:I just had a.
John Domingo:A meeting with Joe Biden, and you ain't going to believe what happened, so I'll let him.
Duchess:He probably did say that.
Duchess:He didn't go to the press and say that.
Duchess:He probably discussed it amongst all the inner circle.
John Domingo:All right, so it's not like.
Duchess:It's not like nobody knew until he went on this press show.
John Domingo:Okay?
Duchess:I'm pretty sure he discussed it with the people he needed to discuss it with, including Trump.
John Domingo:So let's find out.
Duchess:He doesn't have to tell us the story.
John Domingo:All right, so we're foreshadowing or whatever here.
John Domingo:Let's find out what he did.
Speaker D:Year and a half since I've had this.
Duchess:Can you tell us a story?
Duchess:When you say Personal observation.
Speaker D:Well, I mean, it's public now because the Wall Street Journal got it and put it on the front page.
Speaker D:But January, a year ago, almost exactly a year ago, I had been asked.
Speaker D: I became speaker in October: Speaker D:And I started requesting a meeting with the.
Speaker D:Because, you know, I'm kind of old school.
Speaker D:I'm a constitutional law guy.
Speaker D:Speaker of the House should be able to talk to the President, especially in times of great national interest and calamity.
Speaker D:But they wouldn't let me meet with him.
Speaker D:And his staff kept putting.
Speaker D:Giving me excuses.
Speaker D:This went on for like eight or nine weeks.
Speaker D:I'm sorry, Mr.
Speaker D:Speaker, he doesn't have time.
Speaker D:What are you talking about?
Speaker D:I'm second in line of the presidency.
Speaker D:He has time.
Speaker D:I need to talk to him.
Speaker D:We had.
Speaker D:I can't say the classified parts, but we had some big, big national concerns at the time that I was losing sleep over.
Speaker D:Finally, I just went to the Hill press corps and said, the President is not being allowed to meet with the Speaker.
Speaker D:There's a problem.
Speaker D:So they started putting pressure on him.
Speaker D:Long story short, they finally relented.
Speaker D:They invited me to the White House.
Speaker D:I show up and I realize it's actually an ambush because it's not just me and the President.
Speaker D:It's also Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, Hakeem, you know, the whole.
Speaker D:The CIA director, everybody.
Speaker D:And then.
Speaker D:So I walked in the Oval and, ah, I know what this is.
Speaker D:This is a.
Speaker D:They're going to hot box the speaker on Ukraine funding.
Speaker D:That's what it was.
Speaker D:This is probably the third week of January.
Speaker D:We sit down, we're in the midst of it and the whole conversation, and I'm going, we don't need to have this conversation.
Speaker D:The President reaches over just like this.
Speaker D:We're sitting right next to the fireplace in the Oval, and he grabs my arm and he says, the speaker and I just need a couple minutes together.
Speaker D:Will y'all just leave us alone?
Speaker D:And I looked up on the faces of some of the staff standing around the wall, and they're like, no, he did it.
John Domingo:So they.
Speaker D:He called it.
Speaker D:He's the Commander in Chief.
Speaker D:So everybody leaves, and he and I are standing awkwardly in the middle of the Oval Office, right over the rug by that coffee table.
Speaker D:And I said, Mr.
Speaker D:President, thanks for the moments.
Speaker D:You know, this is very important.
Speaker D:I got some big national security things I need to talk to you about that I've heard and I think, you know, and what do we do?
Speaker D:And.
Speaker D:But first, real quickly, Mr.
Speaker D:President, can I ask you a question?
Speaker D:I cannot answer this from my constituents in Louisiana, sir, why did you pause LNG exports to Europe?
Speaker D:Like, I don't understand.
Speaker D:You know, liquefied natural gas is in great demand by our allies.
Speaker D:Why would you do that?
Speaker D:Because you understand, we just talked about Ukraine.
Speaker D:You understand you're fueling Vladimir Putin's war machine because they got to get their gas from him.
Speaker D:You know, and he looks at me stunned with this, and he said, I didn't do that.
Speaker D:And I said, Mr.
Speaker D:President, yes, you did.
Speaker D:It was an executive order, like, you know, three weeks ago.
Speaker D:He goes, no, I didn't do that.
Speaker D:And he's arguing with me.
Speaker D:I said, Mr.
Speaker D:President, respectfully, can I.
Speaker D:Could I go out here and ask your secretary to print it out?
Speaker D:We'll read it together.
Speaker D:You definitely did that.
Speaker D:And he goes, oh, you talk about natural gas?
Speaker D:Yes, sir.
Speaker D:He said, no, no, you misunderstand.
Speaker D:He said, what I did is I signed this thing to.
Speaker D:We're going to conduct a study on the effects of lng.
Speaker D:I said, no, you're not, sir.
Speaker D:You paused it.
Speaker D:I know.
Speaker D:I have the terminal, the export terminals in my state.
Speaker D:I talked to those people this morning.
Speaker D:This is doing massive damage to our economy, national security.
Speaker D:It occurred to me, Barry, he was not lying to me.
Speaker D:He genuinely did not know what he had signed.
Speaker D:And I walked out of that meeting with fear and loathing because I thought, we're in serious trouble.
Speaker D:Who is running the country?
Speaker D:Like, I don't know who put the paper in front of him, but he didn't know.
John Domingo:He didn't know.
Duchess:He didn't know, and he hasn't known in years.
Duchess:And that's why you can't meet with him privately.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:That's why you have Hakeem and Schumer and Kamala.
Duchess:They're all there to talk for him.
Duchess:And he just nods and does the.
Duchess:The Biden thing, right?
Duchess:He has no clue.
Duchess:And when he asked them to leave, that's when the shit hit the fan, right?
John Domingo:Because if you go in there and you start talking to him about stuff, it's.
John Domingo:You get this.
John Domingo:He's like, whoa, what the.
John Domingo:You know, he has no idea what's going on.
Duchess:I have such mixed feelings about this, because he's clearly not there.
Duchess:He's clearly not there.
Duchess:And any senior that.
Duchess:Any person that you see that acts like that, your heart breaks for them because there's.
Duchess:There's.
Duchess:There's something wrong.
Duchess:And.
Duchess:And the fact that he Was in charge for four years.
Duchess:Look what he's done.
John Domingo:He wasn't in charge for four years.
Duchess:On paper.
John Domingo:On paper.
Duchess:He was the head on paper.
Duchess:Yeah, well, of course, everybody knows that.
Duchess:So it's.
Duchess:It's scary.
Duchess:And to think of all that needs to be redone and undone and re.
Duchess:Re.
Duchess:Like, so.
Duchess:So, so much has to be unwoven to make things better or correct.
Duchess:It's just.
John Domingo:So he signs these pardons.
John Domingo:He signed a pardon for his brother and a bunch of his family who haven't done anything.
John Domingo:Haven't done anything covered.
John Domingo:Extort money from China and China and Russia.
Duchess:Wonder how much money he got for his library now.
John Domingo:Okay, so now, when Trump was leaving office, Trump was supposed to pardon a bunch of people unilateral.
John Domingo:Unilaterally.
John Domingo:I can say that.
John Domingo:I can't, you know, pretty good.
John Domingo:Unilaterally.
Duchess:Unilaterally.
John Domingo:Unilaterally.
Duchess:Uni.
John Domingo:Sorry.
John Domingo:Anyway, at the same time.
John Domingo:So he.
John Domingo:They asked him about it, you know, should he be able to do that?
John Domingo:And this was his answer.
John Domingo:President Trump is reportedly considering a wave of preemptive pardons.
John Domingo:Does this concern you, all these preemptive pardons?
John Domingo:Well, it's.
Donald Trump:It concerns me in terms of it, what kind of precedent it sets and how the rest of the world looks at us as a nation of laws and injustice.
Donald Trump:You're not going to see in our administration that kind of approach to pardons, nor are you going to see in our administration the approach to making policy by tweets.
Donald Trump:You know, it's just going to be.
John Domingo:A totally different way in which we approach the justice system.
Duchess:Liar.
Duchess:Unbelievable.
John Domingo:I know.
Duchess:He doesn't even sound like this.
Duchess:It's a whole nother man like his went to mush.
Duchess:It was already heading there because everybody's like, oh, he's got the little silly whoopsie isms.
Duchess:And now he's.
Duchess:I mean, you can see the difference in four years.
Duchess:It's amazing how terribly he's progressed.
Duchess:It's sad.
Duchess:It's really sad.
Duchess:I'm sad for our country.
Duchess:I'm sad for him as a human.
John Domingo:Right.
Duchess:But I'm really sad for our country because that's what's been presented.
Duchess:And.
Duchess:And the whole world knows it.
John Domingo:Yeah, the whole world knows it.
John Domingo:And that's what I love about the Internet, because as soon as somebody says something, boy, they're right on it.
John Domingo:And, you know, not only did Biden say this, but what about Adam Schiff, who's also covered under these pardons?
John Domingo:He was talking to Michael Clark Duncan, back when Michael Clark Duncan actually had hair, and this was his take on it.
John Domingo:Have you ever heard of somebody getting a preemptive pardon who was innocent of all crime, who's just an innocent person?
John Domingo:Have you ever heard of that?
John Domingo:Just somebody getting a blanket pardon and.
Duchess:They'Re an innocent person.
John Domingo:But no, it's the President's own family.
John Domingo:It's people that have been covering up for the President in addition to his own family.
John Domingo:Is there an innocent explanation for someone to seek preemptive pardons for family members?
John Domingo:Would you do that if you knew you were innocent and just worried about outside forces?
John Domingo:The answer to that is going to be no.
John Domingo:If you haven't done anything wrong, you.
Speaker D:Sit there and go, what do you.
John Domingo:Need a preemptive pardon for?
Duchess:If he pardons people preemptively, he's essentially telling the public that these people have.
John Domingo:Committed crimes and we may not be.
Duchess:Aware of what they are, but the pardon is clear evidence that crimes have been committed.
John Domingo:I imagine if he decides to issue these preemptive pardons, it will be cast.
Duchess:In a way that he is protecting his family and protecting their reputations from villainous exterior forces that are against him.
Duchess:First off, we should just take a deep breath and a acknowledge the audacity of a President who's so clearly concerned about his own criminal culpability and that of his family members that pardons are a major obsession with him.
John Domingo:The idea of a kind of prospective pardon, this sort of permanent federal get out of jail free card, that.
John Domingo:That seems to be what we're talking about in the case of this right, with Giuliani and his three eldest children, who, as far as we know, don't have not been convicted of a crime.
John Domingo:Maybe they've committed a lot and they don't want to face action.
John Domingo:I don't know.
John Domingo:It's weird.
John Domingo:I wouldn't ask for a pardon.
John Domingo:I don't think I deserve one because I don't think I've done anything criminal.
John Domingo:But, like, where does that come from, that concept?
John Domingo:You can just kind of wave your magic pardon.
John Domingo:Juan, we have Tish James, we have Xavier Percera.
John Domingo:Mimi Rocca is literally my DA in my town.
John Domingo:There will be opportunities to prosecute these people, regardless if they, if they abuse the pardon power as they are thinking, hopefully, Ellie, there will be a skyfall on this entire crime family and there will be another day for them to die.
John Domingo:Wow.
John Domingo:Does crime family pardon, let's say, Rudy Giuliani or any members of his family?
Duchess:Would you see that?
Donald Trump:And I asked Peter this Question as essentially an admission of guilt.
John Domingo:I certainly would view it that way.
John Domingo:I think millions of Americans would view it that way.
John Domingo:If there was no belief in criminality.
John Domingo:Why?
John Domingo:Why would he think a pardon was necessary?
Duchess:CNN has learned President Biden.
Duchess:Fucking scumbag.
Duchess:God damn it.
Duchess:Such a scumbag.
John Domingo:Well, what cracks me up.
Duchess:Balls.
John Domingo:Is that they sat there and said that about Trump, and then Biden goes and does this.
John Domingo:Now, I haven't had a chance to watch, but I can't believe that they will sit there and say, oh, by the way, you know, this is fine.
John Domingo:But I did see one.
John Domingo:I got one person that's going to explain why it's okay for Biden to do this, even though they've said that this was horrible when Trump did.
John Domingo:And we go to, ladies and gentlemen, the bitter fruit, Don Lemon.
Duchess:Oh, God.
John Domingo:Here's the breaking news for you.
John Domingo:Remember, people were upset that Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden.
John Domingo:Well, Joe Biden, President Biden, pardons his family on last day, date in office.
Duchess:Why is he doing that?
John Domingo:Is it because they're guilty of something?
John Domingo:And what's wrong with your eyes?
John Domingo:One's going straight, the other one's going off to the right.
John Domingo:What the fuck's going on there?
John Domingo:Don't.
Duchess:Can't afford glasses anymore.
John Domingo:He's got jobs, precedent.
John Domingo:Yeah, it is unusual, but it's also because of the unprecedented, unusual administration that.
Eric Zane:We have coming in.
John Domingo:And he cannot trust his family in the hands of Donald Trump's Justice Department.
John Domingo:The balls.
John Domingo:You cannot trust his family with the Donald Trump's.
John Domingo:The balls.
John Domingo:The balls on these motherfuckers.
Duchess:Don's little lemons, man.
Duchess:Unbelievable.
John Domingo:I mean, to sit there and watch what happened to Trump through this whole fucking thing, right?
John Domingo:They not only they tried, they raided his house, they tried him for all kinds of bullshit crimes.
John Domingo:They convicted him on one of the worst Frankenstein kind of charge that you could see and then rushed him in to sentence him for no time so they can say that he's a convicted felon.
John Domingo:This is going to be overturned on appeal.
John Domingo:All right?
John Domingo:They had to drop the charges in Atlanta because Fannie, whatever her name is, Willis, was banging her, banging the person she put in charge of this.
John Domingo:I mean, all this is falling apart.
John Domingo:And the fact that here we are, Don Lemon is sitting there and he's trying to explain this.
John Domingo:Don, you are so over.
John Domingo:No one listens to you.
John Domingo:No one cares about you.
John Domingo:But you're the black Keith Oberman.
John Domingo:That's who you are.
John Domingo:You're the black Keith Oberman.
John Domingo:You scream and yell and nobody listens to you.
John Domingo:Cuz you're a fucking idiot.
John Domingo:What do you think about it?
John Domingo:Let me know in the chat.
John Domingo:I just told you.
John Domingo:I just told you what I thought about it.
Duchess:Can I make a left turn?
Duchess:I just got freaky news.
Duchess:Rubio was unanimously confirmed as Secretary of State.
John Domingo:Wow.
John Domingo:Already?
Duchess:And.
Duchess:And all government employees in D.C.
Duchess:ordered back to work.
John Domingo:Okay.
Duchess:To work.
Duchess:Not from home.
John Domingo:Okay.
Duchess:Work.
John Domingo:I don't.
John Domingo:I'll be honest with you.
John Domingo:I.
John Domingo:I don't see a problem.
John Domingo:Here's the thing.
John Domingo:I don't see a problem with people working from home as long as you can work from home.
John Domingo:What about you?
John Domingo:How do you feel about this?
Duchess:I work from home.
Duchess:I do tend to walk away from my desk a little more to do other things, but I also tend to work longer because I know I'm walking away from my desk.
Duchess:So if I'm like, all right, I'm gonna throw a load of laundry in, but then I come back and work like an extra bit.
Duchess:So.
Duchess:But it's convenient because a lot of the stuff I do is on the computer or phone calls or emails.
Duchess:So it's not.
John Domingo:Here's how.
John Domingo:This is what I feel.
John Domingo:This is how I feel about working from home.
John Domingo:Let's say you got to go into the office and you have to be there at 8:00.
John Domingo:You have to be up at 6:00 in the morning, you have to leave your house at 7.
John Domingo:You have to make sure you get that, you know, get there early and.
John Domingo:And all that, you can save all that time.
John Domingo:In the same way, with the commute home, it's less gas, it's less expense for the families that are there.
John Domingo:That's if you can do your job from home.
Duchess:Right?
John Domingo:And there's ways to make sure that you are doing your job.
John Domingo:In other words, if you have tasks that get done, and these tasks are getting done, where does it matter where you work?
John Domingo:To be honest with you, now it's different.
John Domingo:I mean, I know they have.
Duchess:Not every job can be that way.
John Domingo:But, you know, one of the things that Covid proved was that you can do a lot of this shit from home.
John Domingo:Zoom meetings, you know, it had a.
Duchess:It had an impact on.
Duchess:On real estate because people weren't coming into the office, so people weren't utilizing utilities, they weren't using the space they're paying for.
Duchess:You know, these office buildings that nobody's going to.
Duchess:So it.
Duchess:The ripple effect from all that had a big impact in the cities.
Duchess:People aren't coming in.
Duchess:So businesses were able to sell their space or, or not renew their leases, sell off all their equipment.
John Domingo:Right.
Duchess:So there's, there's good and bad to remote.
Duchess:Mike has a good thing about working from home.
John Domingo:Oops.
Duchess:There you go.
John Domingo:The best thing about working from home is getting a hummer during staff meetings.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:And what was that guy's name that was jacking off?
John Domingo:That used to be Tubin, Tim Sanin.
Duchess:Tubin, right.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:Jeffrey Toobin.
John Domingo:Jeffrey Toobin was whacking off during the meeting.
John Domingo:You can't do that in a meeting at the office.
John Domingo:You just can't take out a bottle of baby oil, pull your pants down and start stroking your member.
John Domingo:I mean if you do, that's a strong, strong move.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:Says more Jason their employees back to come to the office as it is a move for control some I believe that I understand.
John Domingo:Okay.
John Domingo:But as I as seeing something again, if you're going to talk about the department of you know, government efficiency and I know that Elon Musk is a big person for bringing people back to work.
John Domingo:That's what he did with Twitter.
John Domingo:I think that there is a way to work it out where people can work from home again, I believe.
Duchess:I think there's some positions you can offer that flexibility or just even a couple days a week work from home.
Duchess:I think it's helpful for people who have families.
Duchess:And not every job has to be during business hours.
Duchess:A lot of things could be done after hours.
Duchess:Like for example, our CFO for where I work, she.
Duchess:Well now with COVID she's mainly worked from home but she would always come into the office after 4:00 because she never dealt with people.
Duchess:She didn't have to deal with people walking in or anything like that.
Duchess:Everything she did was strictly internal and financial.
Duchess:So there was no.
Duchess:She only had to deal with us through emails and things.
Duchess:So she worked from home.
Duchess:As soon as Covid hit, she's never left her house.
John Domingo:Right.
Duchess:You know, so I mean again she works, you know, she starts work at 9, 10 o'clock at night and works overnights.
Duchess:She doesn't care.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:You're bringing people, you're bringing cars into the city, you're putting people in the subways, you know, to have to go to work.
John Domingo:Yeah, you're taking.
Duchess:It's a serious impact on economy.
John Domingo:Your eight hour day is now a 12 hour day.
Duchess:You know, keep in mind the so explains all the problem.
Duchess:Like you think the subways are congested and things like that.
Duchess:But if there's Less people going to the offices, but less people think about the economic impact of just eating.
Duchess:Like people going out, they go to work, they go to lunch.
Duchess:All the restaurants, all the carts, all the.
Duchess:So if they're not in the office.
Duchess:And that's not the office's concern, you know, I understand that.
Duchess:But like just the ripple effect from all of that.
Duchess:People shopping after work or bringing their dry cleaning in or whatever.
Duchess:All those things that kind of.
Duchess:You lumped into going to the office.
Duchess:Now you never leave your house.
Duchess:Now you don't have to do dry cleaning because you don't have to dress up.
Duchess:You know, it's all that kind of stuff.
Duchess:So it's all the little things that really, I think had a big impact.
John Domingo:I understand about the restaurants and the roach coaches.
John Domingo:Like in Philadelphia.
Duchess:Yeah.
John Domingo:You know, there was nothing better than a dirty water dog.
Duchess:Dirt water dog.
John Domingo:A dirty water dog with a little mustard and sauerkraut and onions.
John Domingo:That was my go to.
John Domingo:And then you could get a cup of coffee there.
John Domingo:And then some of them.
John Domingo:Depends on the size of them.
John Domingo:You could get like an egg sandwich or something in the morning.
John Domingo:So I get that.
John Domingo:And trust me, I've eaten off of more than one roach coach in my day.
John Domingo:John and I used to talk to a guy on Discord who was selling medical supplies while in VC with us.
John Domingo:I don't know who that is.
John Domingo:I know it's that soft weekly.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:But I don't know who the guy is that was selling medical supplies.
John Domingo:YNVC with us again there.
John Domingo:If, say the guy is driving from place to place and he's in Discord talking to you, what's the difference as long as he's getting his job done?
John Domingo:That's.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:Again, some industries you have to be in the office.
Duchess:Other industries, you could do it from home.
John Domingo:Right?
John Domingo:There's certainly.
John Domingo:Yeah, there's certain industries that you have to be there if you're going to be, you know, you're forward facing the public.
John Domingo:Like, you know, auto repair or anything like that.
Duchess:But what I do.
Duchess:Yeah.
John Domingo:You know, when I'm talking about like administrative office support.
John Domingo:It really doesn't have to be done in the office just to justify the rent.
John Domingo:And again.
John Domingo:Oh, well, it's going to make the commercial real estate market crash.
John Domingo:Well, you know what I'm sure they can do.
John Domingo:Look, when in Philadelphia, when I was working in the elevator business, there was a lot this shit was going on back then.
John Domingo:Like they.
John Domingo:Everybody.
John Domingo:Okay.
John Domingo:In like the early 80s, you had five supervisors.
John Domingo:And with five supervisors, you had an admin and then they invented the laptop.
John Domingo:And so then guess what, you didn't get an admin anymore.
John Domingo:You answered your own email, you wrote up your own memos, you sent your own faxes.
John Domingo:And so they got rid of that person.
John Domingo:And then the office personnel started to decrease just in that.
John Domingo:All right, so a lot of the office buildings started to go empty out.
John Domingo:People didn't need them anymore.
John Domingo:So what they started doing was they would rip the whole interior out and they made condos and apartment buildings out of them.
John Domingo:So maybe that's what they got to do with cities.
John Domingo:You know, if you want to live in the city, that's a different story.
John Domingo:Make it easier and cheaper to live in a city then that might work, but there's always a workaround.
John Domingo:It look again, the people that are that run the commercial real estate business, they're going to see an opportunity there and they're going to take that opportunity and they're going to make money at it.
John Domingo:That's, that's what happens.
Duchess:So I see, I see a lot of buildings that have become like mixed use, like retail on the bottom and then like two or three floors of condos or apartments or things like that, you know, like, was it like the 15, the five minutes, what do they call them?
John Domingo:The 15 minutes?
John Domingo:Yeah, it's so.
John Domingo:It's like a mullet.
John Domingo:It's what's a business in the front, party on the bottom, party in the back.
John Domingo:Yeah, it's like business on top party or the other way around.
John Domingo:But in other words, how cool would it be if you had an office building and then on top of you had four or five floors of apartment buildings where you could live in the apartment building above and then work and then just take an elevator to work.
John Domingo:That would be fantastic.
John Domingo:How fantastic would that be?
Duchess:So interesting.
Duchess:Some more remarks from the comments.
Duchess:Jason says in his industry for his day job, he's the only one in his team in Minnesota.
Duchess:All his work is done via team meetings.
Duchess:They want us in the office for collaboration, but with who?
Duchess:The fucking wall?
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:So again there's.
Duchess:Luckily I don't have to go in.
John Domingo:So yeah, like Bob, Bob can't work from home because he, he paints and fixes things.
John Domingo:Like he paints.
Duchess:That's not his gig.
Duchess:Yeah, right.
John Domingo:He has to go in.
John Domingo:He's a gigs use.
John Domingo:Condos in Detroit are outrageously priced, I bet.
John Domingo:Well, yeah, I'm sure they are.
John Domingo:But then again you got supply and demand.
John Domingo:If they're so high and nobody can afford them, the Price will come down.
John Domingo:The price will come down and then the other reason why the price is so high is because the taxes in the, in the city are so high and, and you know, so if you reduce every.
John Domingo:Everything's got to kind of contract a little bit.
John Domingo:It can be done if you have, if you have a can do attitude.
John Domingo:I'm just saying you're going to see right now these things, these fires in, in California, the Palisades, you know Blackrock's out there right now offering these guys pennies on a dollar for their house because they have no way of rebuilding.
John Domingo:They have no insurance because insurance it's.
Duchess:Going to tied up for months, months and months.
Duchess:And where do you live?
Duchess:You need the money now.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:So they'll go in and undercut them.
Duchess:They'll give them half of what it's valued but they'll get walk away money.
John Domingo:And they'll be done and they'll build these 15 minute cities here that I swear that's what happened there.
Duchess:The drop condos and insta homes on them.
Duchess:Those gross contractor builds.
Duchess:Right.
Duchess:Are fine if that's what you you want.
Duchess:I think some of them are a little awful because they all look the same.
Duchess:Just different colors, same house, just.
Duchess:Yeah, flip flopped.
John Domingo:If I could put the tin foil on my maga hat right here I.
Duchess:Would say it's not on there.
Duchess:Shocking.
John Domingo:It's on the inside.
John Domingo:Oh, tin foil on inside.
John Domingo:I've had so who'd have thunk?
John Domingo:Yeah, you have.
John Domingo:Hey look, 100 mile an hour winds are coming.
John Domingo:Boy, if we start a fire right here and the winds are coming this way by God, look at all the property that would take down.
Duchess:Makes you wonder with all the homeless people setting fires.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:Just saying are they homeless or just look homeless.
John Domingo:Who knows?
John Domingo:I don't know.
John Domingo:I'm sure it wasn't anything like that.
John Domingo:I'm sure it was just a lightning.
Duchess:Strike or a coink, a dink, A.
John Domingo:Coink a dinky that there's no lightning because there was no rain.
John Domingo:There's no rain.
John Domingo:So it wasn't lightning that started it.
John Domingo:What started it?
John Domingo:And again the very own restaurants are.
Duchess:Just burst into flames for no reason.
Duchess:Yeah, yeah.
John Domingo:Oops.
John Domingo:Oops.
Duchess:Always in the middle of the night.
John Domingo:It happens.
John Domingo:Yeah but the first fire that started out there in California it was out on a trail.
John Domingo:There's cameras everywhere.
John Domingo:So they saw the smoke starting to come up.
John Domingo:They zoom in, they see two guys, one guy with a white hoodie, one guy with a black hoodie and then later on they.
John Domingo:They see someone taking a video of a guy, two guys walking, one with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie, says, oh, we were just there.
John Domingo:I can't believe that we were just there.
John Domingo:Can you put that other up there?
John Domingo:I didn't get a chance to read that.
Duchess:So this is.
Duchess:Warren Buffett is buying all the residential property like crazy all over the country, and they're going to own all the land.
Duchess:Bob says, which I addressed in a previous.
Duchess:We chatted domestic terrorism, domestic climate change.
John Domingo:Oh, yeah.
Duchess:And Jody says, jewish lightning.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Oh, everybody hates the Jews.
John Domingo:Now, where was I?
John Domingo:It was on Twitter and I was talking about something.
John Domingo:I forget what it was.
John Domingo:I think it might have been the TikTok ban.
John Domingo:And they go, oh, we have to ban TikTok because the Jews, the Jews.
John Domingo:The Jews don't want people on TikTok because they're talking about how.
John Domingo:How bad Israel is with their treatment of Gaza.
John Domingo:And I'm like, look, I'm sorry.
John Domingo:And he goes, and if you don't believe that, I'm like, well, okay, you're crazy.
John Domingo:I said, well, I'm crazy because I don't believe the Jews did this, number one.
John Domingo:And number two, I don't believe.
John Domingo:You know, I'm not going to sit there and berate the Jews or the blacks or the Asians or the rednecks or even the Democrats.
John Domingo:I'm not going to go sit there and blanketly blame everybody for this.
John Domingo:It's ridiculous.
John Domingo:All right, is it time to get Muslims the moose lambs?
John Domingo:Maybe the moose lambs.
John Domingo:All right, if there's anybody that's going to be just going to give us trouble, it's going to be the.
Duchess:We can blame them.
Duchess:Everybody hates them right now.
John Domingo:Well, I'm just saying.
John Domingo:So.
John Domingo:All right, can we get into my TikTok rant right now, please?
Duchess:Just get it over with.
Duchess:All right.
John Domingo:Duchess doesn't like talking about.
John Domingo:And listen, I was listening to a lot of different podcasts.
John Domingo:Tim Pool went on a rant today about TikTok.
John Domingo:He sounds like an idiot when he talks about it because he's sitting there and he says, well, you know, this is a China's Chinese app, and.
John Domingo:And all this information goes back to China.
John Domingo:Well, if it goes back to China, why did they shut it off with Oracle, which is out of Texas, that the servers are on American.
Duchess:They probably pay for them.
John Domingo:But they're in here.
John Domingo:They're in America.
John Domingo:It's not like it's going back to China.
John Domingo:All right, so.
John Domingo:All right, let's Put a pin in that right there.
Duchess:Okay?
John Domingo:I'm a grown ass man.
John Domingo:If I want to use a China app that takes my information and sends it back to China, and I know that it's sending back to China, who the fuck are you to tell me.
Duchess:I can take my information?
John Domingo:Please.
John Domingo:Yeah, what?
John Domingo:You don't think Facebook takes your information?
John Domingo:You don't think Instagram takes your information?
John Domingo:You'll think the government takes your information.
Duchess:You have a smartphone.
John Domingo:They all do.
John Domingo:I know they all do.
John Domingo:So what are we talking?
Duchess:I record your ticky talks on your smartphone.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:So then they say, oh, well, it's Chinese propaganda.
John Domingo:It is.
John Domingo:Well, I don't know.
Duchess:They're not getting a piece of it.
John Domingo:I don't see any.
John Domingo:Listen, I use TikTok.
John Domingo:I use it a lot.
John Domingo:I don't see any Chinese propaganda on there.
John Domingo:They go, well, you know what it does?
John Domingo:It secretly.
John Domingo:It gets the kids and it indoctrinates the kids.
John Domingo:And I'm like, Like school, like school does.
John Domingo:If you're Gonna shut down TikTok for indoctrination of the chip reinforces it.
Duchess:I mean, do you think it doesn't.
John Domingo:Well, they gotta shut down the fucking colleges too, because nobody does it more than the fucking colleges.
Duchess:I just.
Duchess:Okay, they're not gonna shut down schools.
Duchess:But the point is, is do you think that TikTok perhaps can indoctrinate?
John Domingo:It could.
John Domingo:But if that's the case, then shut down the colleges.
Duchess:If you're not doing it.
John Domingo:Yeah, if you're not going to shut down the colleges, then don't give me your bullshit about, oh, it's the app.
Duchess:Because we make more money on the colleges than we do on TikTok.
John Domingo:Well, maybe, I don't know.
John Domingo:But here's the thing.
John Domingo:Here's the other thing about TikTok.
John Domingo:Guess what?
John Domingo:TikTok is not publicly traded.
John Domingo:So there's some people that own TikTok.
John Domingo:And you know what they're making?
John Domingo:Banks.
Duchess:You should say that.
Duchess:What a sparky thing.
John Domingo:Every politician has stock in Facebook.
John Domingo:Yes.
John Domingo:TikTok is Facebook's competition.
John Domingo:Yes.
John Domingo:If TikTok goes away, Facebook stock goes up.
John Domingo:I don't know, because I don't think so.
John Domingo:Because again, Facebook's for the old.
John Domingo:Facebook isn't giving you anything.
John Domingo:Here's the problem.
John Domingo:Americans can't figure out how to make TikTok.
John Domingo:That's the problem.
John Domingo:Because there's no reason why American company can't go out and make a TikTok.
John Domingo:Oh, why couldn't that make you mean.
Duchess:To recreate the company like TikTok, just like TikTok.
Duchess:I thought you said they didn't know how to make TikToks.
John Domingo:I'm like, well, they.
John Domingo:Of course they know how to make tiktoks.
John Domingo:Anybody knows how to make a TikTok.
John Domingo:So what I'm saying is that why don't American company make a.
John Domingo:Make a.
John Domingo:Make.
John Domingo:Make a.
John Domingo:Make something that's like TikTok or better than TikTok.
John Domingo:You can make something better.
John Domingo:You can.
John Domingo:All right, so now what you want to do is you want to shut it down and all your.
John Domingo:All your excuses are suspect at best.
John Domingo:The whole thing about they're taking our information.
John Domingo:Fuck you.
John Domingo:Everybody takes our information.
John Domingo:The whole thing.
John Domingo:Well, TikTok soft.
Duchess:Bring back vine soft rip vine.
John Domingo:Well, okay, here we go.
John Domingo:That was Vine.
John Domingo:Vine was a six second thing and then TikTok was a.
John Domingo:A minute or 30 seconds.
John Domingo:Then it was a minute, now it's up to 10.
John Domingo:All right, and then the other thing is TikTok.
John Domingo:Whatever you want, TikTok gives you.
John Domingo:We've been through this before.
John Domingo:You want big bouncing breasted women dancing, you can get that.
John Domingo:You want trans women talking about the transition, you can get that.
John Domingo:You want to talk about cooking, Crock pot cooking, you can get that.
John Domingo:Whatever you are interested in, that's what it'll feed you.
John Domingo:So again, here's an app that is giving the customer what they want.
John Domingo:What's the problem?
John Domingo:What is the fucking problem?
John Domingo:Nobody can explain to me how dangerous this app is except it's eaten Facebook and Instagram and YouTube and.
John Domingo:Oh, and YouTube.
John Domingo:Let's talk about YouTube.
Duchess:Concerns about the safety factor of what?
Duchess:What, their kids on it like 10 year olds.
John Domingo:Again, I'm not the kid's parent, all right?
John Domingo:Parent your kids.
John Domingo:I don't need the government to parent.
John Domingo:I don't need the government to parent the children.
John Domingo:Well, the government isn't all right, okay?
John Domingo:I grew up in the 70s and 80s.
John Domingo:We didn't have a cell phone.
John Domingo:We didn't have a fucking answer machine.
John Domingo:You know what we did?
John Domingo:Our parents threw us outside and we weren't allowed in the house until it got dark and it was dinner time.
John Domingo:They didn't know where the fuck we were.
John Domingo:Parents have never been parenting.
John Domingo:From the beginning of time, we could have been out doing whatever.
John Domingo:We could have been in the woods starting fires.
John Domingo:We did.
John Domingo:We could have been throwing rocks at cars.
John Domingo:We did.
John Domingo:We could have been siphoning gas out of cars.
John Domingo:We did.
John Domingo:We could have been all kinds of mischief.
John Domingo:We did.
John Domingo:We could have been taking.
John Domingo:Making ramps with bicycles and.
John Domingo:And jumping them and.
John Domingo:And hurting ourselves.
John Domingo:We did.
John Domingo:We were feral.
John Domingo:Nobody paid attention to what we were doing.
John Domingo:So now there's the Internet.
John Domingo:Kids aren't outside.
John Domingo:They don't play with each other, so they're.
John Domingo:They're on the Internet.
Duchess:What'd your girls do growing up?
Duchess:Did you throw them out of the house and tell them not to go back until it was started?
John Domingo:No.
John Domingo:No, they did exactly what you're.
John Domingo:What I'm talking about.
John Domingo:They grew up watching TV and on AIM and.
John Domingo:And.
John Domingo:And.
John Domingo:And social media.
John Domingo:Right?
John Domingo:We did.
John Domingo:Because you know what?
John Domingo:Parents are working and they're doing things and they.
John Domingo:And they're not.
John Domingo:They're not parenting their children.
John Domingo:They.
John Domingo:The government.
John Domingo:Some are.
John Domingo:Some parents are govern.
John Domingo:You know, parenting their children.
John Domingo:That's a parent's job.
John Domingo:All right?
John Domingo:They go to college.
John Domingo:They spend all this money to.
John Domingo:To go to college, and they get, you know, activated to be a Democratic activist, and that's.
John Domingo:Okay.
John Domingo:So Soft says, so Jamingo thinks we should sell kids beer.
John Domingo:See, you're a dick.
John Domingo:All right, I'm going to tell you why you're a dick.
John Domingo:There's laws that says you can't sell kids beer.
John Domingo:There's not a law that says camp kids can't be on the Internet.
John Domingo:This is.
John Domingo:See, that's why you're stupid.
John Domingo:All right?
Duchess:That's why you're have it.
Duchess:Does Tick Tock have a restriction?
John Domingo:No.
Duchess:You have to be whatever age you are.
John Domingo:13.
John Domingo:13.
Duchess:13.
Duchess:Okay.
John Domingo:So above 13.
Duchess:So there's plenty above 13 on.
John Domingo:Okay, don't give me that shit.
John Domingo:First of all, you go to Pornhub, and Pornhub says, are you 18?
John Domingo:And you go, yep.
John Domingo:And then they let you right in.
John Domingo:Do you have to be 18?
John Domingo:Nope.
John Domingo:Do you have to prove you're 18?
John Domingo:Nope.
Duchess:What states is Pornhub now not allowed in?
John Domingo:Beats me.
John Domingo:But it's.
John Domingo:You still get it in Jersey.
Duchess:Oh, ew.
John Domingo:I'm just telling you.
Duchess:Well, I heard in Florida and there's a few other states.
John Domingo:I think Arkansas had a.
John Domingo:I think Jody's state, too.
John Domingo:Yeah, I think Arkansas was an issue or whatever.
John Domingo:I don't know.
John Domingo:But again, there's laws.
John Domingo:Well, I guess a kid could drive a car then because it can go on the Internet.
John Domingo:He can get behind the wheel of a car and just drive a car at neh.
John Domingo:That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Duchess:Okay, you're being extreme.
John Domingo:Am I?
Duchess:A little bit.
Duchess:Well, throwing out the cars and all that.
John Domingo:Well, that's what soft says.
John Domingo:Soft says.
Duchess:So you're selfish and you want TikTok.
Duchess:Okay, well, now it's back.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:You know what?
John Domingo:I don't need the fucking government to tell me what I can do with my time or what fucking apps I can use.
Duchess:Okay?
John Domingo:I don't need them to do.
Duchess:You don't have to.
John Domingo:I'm a grown ass man.
John Domingo:I don't need them to tell me what to do.
John Domingo:Stay the fuck out of it.
John Domingo:How about you do this?
John Domingo:How about you do your job and make it where we can have fucking plastic bags to put groceries in?
John Domingo:I couldn't have a little one?
John Domingo:This is what I have now.
John Domingo:This fucking thing.
John Domingo:Look at the size of it.
John Domingo:That's.
John Domingo:That's what our governor did.
John Domingo:Oh, we're gonna work with the Trump administration on our values, but God, fucking Trump wants to give somebody a plastic bag or a plastic straw, we're gonna fight up to the death.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:It's as ridiculous as this fucking TikTok ban.
John Domingo:I'll tell you another thing, Tim Pool from.
John Domingo:He's all.
John Domingo:He's against it.
John Domingo:You know why?
John Domingo:Because.
John Domingo:Because TikTok thrown him through his.
John Domingo:Throw him off of TikTok for having.
Duchess:He's got no fight in the game.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:So you people that don't like TikTok, you're like, ah, fuck it, who gives a shit?
John Domingo:I'll tell you what, if you wanted an app that I didn't really care about, okay, here's LinkedIn.
John Domingo:Never use LinkedIn.
John Domingo:Don't like LinkedIn.
John Domingo:Hate LinkedIn.
John Domingo:If they took it away from you, I would be on your side and fighting with you so you could get it back.
John Domingo:Why?
John Domingo:Because I live in America and I'm American, that's why.
John Domingo:Not just sit there, let the government.
Duchess:Run all over you.
Duchess:Inalienable right is to have LinkedIn.
John Domingo:Why can't you?
John Domingo:Why can't you?
John Domingo:Here's it.
John Domingo:If you want to tell me how it's dangerous, fine, but it's not.
John Domingo:The people that tell me it's dangerous, don't even fucking use it.
John Domingo:Don't tell me how it's dangerous.
John Domingo:I use it all the time.
Duchess:Oh, it's not dangerous to you, but maybe it's dangerous to somebody else.
Duchess:I don't give a shit about them.
John Domingo:Again, if just me.
John Domingo:Look, if there is content on there that's.
John Domingo:That's not suitable for children, take it off, all right?
John Domingo:There's plenty of things on there.
John Domingo:It's like YouTube.
John Domingo:YouTube.
John Domingo:You can't go in there and say that the.
John Domingo:Oops.
John Domingo:We're on YouTube.
John Domingo:Well, you can't say that thing that they put in your arm, that was supposed to cure a certain thing.
John Domingo:You couldn't say anything about that.
John Domingo:I bet Duchess doesn't have a plastic bag right next to her.
Duchess:I have a reusable bag right next to me back here.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:We had to pay for this, right?
John Domingo:This was.
John Domingo:Got handles and all this other shit.
John Domingo:Now.
John Domingo:Now we got to go to this other thing.
John Domingo:Look.
John Domingo:Yeah, here you go.
John Domingo:Dirk says I don't use it because it's dangerous.
John Domingo:Guess what, Dirk?
John Domingo:No one tells you you have to use it.
John Domingo:I want to use it.
John Domingo:Why can't I use it?
John Domingo:I don't find it dangerous.
John Domingo:You know something?
John Domingo:People are allowed to smoke.
John Domingo:Smoking's dangerous.
John Domingo:Why don't they take away all cigarettes?
John Domingo:Vaping's dangerous.
John Domingo:Why don't they take away all vape?
John Domingo:Might as well say alcohol is dangerous because of the amount of heart disease and liver disease and car crashes.
John Domingo:That's dangerous.
John Domingo:Let's take away that.
John Domingo:Let's take away everything.
John Domingo:Let's make everybody miserable till we take out a fucking gun and start shooting.
Duchess:Oh, my God.
John Domingo:All I want to do is scroll and find crock pot recipes, beagles running rabbits, race cars naked in paper bags, and every once in a while, some jiggly boobs.
John Domingo:That's America.
John Domingo:The fuck?
John Domingo:I don't like it.
John Domingo:You okay?
Duchess:Do you need a cigarette after that?
John Domingo:No.
John Domingo:Because I don't smoke.
John Domingo:But you know what?
John Domingo:I ain't out there.
John Domingo:I can't stand cigarette smoke.
John Domingo:It's disgusting.
John Domingo:All right?
John Domingo:I think it's horrible.
John Domingo:It's a filthy, fucking disgusting habit.
John Domingo:As soon as I smell it, you see them outside of fucking buildings, all smoky.
John Domingo:You got to walk through that shit.
John Domingo:All right?
John Domingo:Never told them to ban cigarettes.
John Domingo:Never did.
John Domingo:Never did.
John Domingo:All right.
John Domingo:You know why?
John Domingo:Because I don't do it.
John Domingo:And they do.
John Domingo:Cocaine's dangerous.
John Domingo:Can you use that?
John Domingo:How dangerous is it?
John Domingo:Is it really that dangerous?
John Domingo:McDonald's is that dangerous.
John Domingo:How dangerous is McDonald's?
John Domingo:Have you seen anybody die of lung cancer from eating a fucking chicken McNugget?
Duchess:No, but those McRibs I hear are pretty bad.
John Domingo:Ken's got a motorcycle.
John Domingo:He's been doing 140 mile an hour.
John Domingo:That's dangerous, too.
John Domingo:You know what?
John Domingo:You have the freedom to kill yourself on a motorcycle by going above the speed limit.
John Domingo:And you know something?
John Domingo:I'll fight for your right to kill yourself.
John Domingo:It's all easy if you don't use it to say, ah, fuck them and that's the problem with America right now.
John Domingo:It's like, oh, I don't use it.
John Domingo:Fuck it, who cares?
John Domingo:But that's not the problem.
John Domingo:The problem is we're Americans and we're supposed to stick up for each other and for everybody's rights.
Duchess:My right to use TikTok.
John Domingo:Right?
John Domingo:I'm gonna fight, God damn it.
John Domingo:For my right to use TikTok.
Duchess:Wow.
Duchess:You ruined my Beastie Boy song.
Duchess:How dare you?
John Domingo:You're welcome now.
John Domingo:All right.
Duchess:Spent.
John Domingo:I just.
John Domingo:Again, I just don't understand.
John Domingo:So now they're saying, and.
John Domingo:And if China.
John Domingo:If these.
John Domingo:This.
John Domingo:All this information were on Chinese servers, they couldn't do anything.
John Domingo:They couldn't shut it down because they said, we're going to find you.
John Domingo:And the Chinese, The Chinese say, oh, fuck you, American round eye.
John Domingo:Oh, fuck you.
John Domingo:Fuck you and your democracy.
John Domingo:Fuck you on your freedoms.
Duchess:There you go.
Duchess:Well, Ken says, preach, brother.
John Domingo:Yeah, I don't need this shit.
John Domingo:I don't need Biden tell me what to do.
John Domingo:I don't need this Tom Cotton telling me.
John Domingo:And that other asshole, the guy invests $1.1 million in Meta and then decides to write a TikTok band.
John Domingo:You asshole.
John Domingo:Aaron says, I used to smoke two packs a day, drink like a fish.
John Domingo:Morbidly obese.
John Domingo:I should be dead.
John Domingo:Should I?
John Domingo:Should it be legal?
John Domingo:No.
John Domingo:You can smoke, drink, and eat yourself to death.
John Domingo:That's the fucking American way.
John Domingo:It's the American way.
Duchess:America.
John Domingo:America.
John Domingo:Well, all of a sudden we're back in communist China, where everybody started telling you what you can do and how you can do it.
Duchess:That's a stretch, but okay.
John Domingo:Is it?
Duchess:You just said living in.
Duchess:Because you couldn't have Tick tock.
Duchess:TikTok.
Duchess:It's like living in communist China.
John Domingo:Yeah, China.
John Domingo:The government says that I can't have something that for some reason, they can't explain it to me.
Duchess:They can't explain it's not making money on it.
Duchess:That's why.
John Domingo:That's not an excuse.
John Domingo:That's not an excuse.
Duchess:I understand that.
Duchess:I get it.
Duchess:Duh.
Duchess:But that's why the government.
John Domingo:Why.
John Domingo:Why are they supposed to protect its citizens?
John Domingo:All right, TikTok and all the things that are fucking a problem with.
John Domingo:For American citizens.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Like crime and.
John Domingo:And illegal drugs and drugs, all that shit.
John Domingo:All that.
Duchess:But the ticky tocks, that's it.
John Domingo:We're going to get that.
John Domingo:Tick tock.
John Domingo:Way to go, guys.
John Domingo:Start from the bottom up, jerk offs.
Duchess:What would the Jimmy say about TikTok, huh?
John Domingo:What's a TikTok.
Duchess:Hey, Dust, what's the talky tick?
Duchess:I never heard of that.
John Domingo:He'd be walking in here.
John Domingo:How do I do this?
Duchess:With his phone?
John Domingo:Goddamn, Jimmy.
John Domingo:He had me on the phone.
John Domingo:Dirty dick beaters.
John Domingo:Big old dirty dick beaters.
John Domingo:I keep hitting the buck and rock button.
John Domingo:Oh, I'd have him here.
Duchess:Why am I streaming to China?
John Domingo:I got some slant on this thing.
Duchess:Oh, no.
John Domingo:So he calls me today and he's.
John Domingo:He's talking to me.
John Domingo:He's one of those guys.
John Domingo:He's talking while he's doing stuff.
John Domingo:And it annoys me because he does.
John Domingo:You know how I am about audio.
John Domingo:So he's doing stuff and he's talking to me, and it's.
Duchess:You hear, like, in the background noise.
John Domingo:And then he's off.
John Domingo:And he's over here talking about.
John Domingo:And I'm like, get up.
John Domingo:Get on the mic.
John Domingo:I can't.
John Domingo:Why?
John Domingo:So then he goes, all right, I'll let you go.
John Domingo:And then starts into another story.
John Domingo:He was going to let me go five fucking times.
John Domingo:I finally hung up on him.
John Domingo:I was like, gotta go.
John Domingo:Click.
Duchess:And this will happen tomorrow.
John Domingo:What's that?
Duchess:He calls you every day, doesn't he?
John Domingo:Yeah, well, sometimes he called me about the Eagles game.
John Domingo:I don't know.
John Domingo:What do you think about that Eagles game?
John Domingo:That kicker?
John Domingo:I think we need a new kicker now.
Duchess:Can't wait to see him when I.
John Domingo:Come out in the NFC Championship game.
John Domingo:We're gonna go get a new kicker.
Duchess:Yeah, right.
Duchess:Right before.
Duchess:Oh.
Duchess:So what do you think?
Duchess:I know.
Duchess:Are we getting into football?
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:I'm done beating up TikTok.
Duchess:All right, because.
Duchess:Oh, here you go.
Duchess:So let.
Duchess:Lisa says him.
Duchess:Him on his next tail for the longest.
John Domingo:The longest time.
John Domingo:Jimmy had a flip phone.
John Domingo:I get one of those goddamn things.
John Domingo:So he had a flip phone forever.
John Domingo:He used to brag about, oh, my flip phone.
John Domingo:My flip phone.
John Domingo:So one day, he's bent over and he's working in a boat, and the bilge is off, all water.
John Domingo:And his fucking flip phone fell out and went into the water.
Duchess:Guess what, buddy, you're upgrading.
John Domingo:And he's laughing.
John Domingo:So then I'm back there, I take a video, and I'm like.
John Domingo:I got the music in the back, you know, like the funeral music.
John Domingo:And then.
John Domingo:And then he went out and got an iPhone.
John Domingo:He's like, these iPhones, they're pretty cool.
John Domingo:Yeah, they're nice.
Duchess:So government can spine me a lot easier with these.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:The phones are made from China.
John Domingo:Your router's made from China.
John Domingo:Your Computer's made from China.
John Domingo:There's Chinese software and everything.
Duchess:China, China, China.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:And TikTok.
John Domingo:Faggots.
Duchess:Oh, my God.
John Domingo:Sorry.
John Domingo:Just telling you.
John Domingo:You know how I say faggots?
John Domingo:That's right.
Duchess:Made Josh happy.
Duchess:I think he likes her.
John Domingo:I love her.
Duchess:I bet you do.
John Domingo:Well, again, there's a woman, she's a cosplayer, plays games, tattooed up.
John Domingo:Politically, we're the furthest from each other.
John Domingo:I would fight for her right to do what she wants to do.
Duchess:So you could be on her onlyfans and pay $10 a month.
John Domingo:She doesn't have an only fans.
Duchess:Watch her wiggle around it.
John Domingo:If she jump up and down, I don't know.
John Domingo:We'll see.
Duchess:Maybe.
John Domingo:Depends.
John Domingo:Maybe not confirming.
John Domingo:Not confirm.
John Domingo:Confirming or denying.
John Domingo:Hey, here we go.
John Domingo:Only fans.
John Domingo:Only Fans.
John Domingo:I'm over 18.
John Domingo:If I want to watch pornography or.
John Domingo:Or see somebody, I can.
John Domingo:Yeah, she is a Steelers fan.
John Domingo:That's right.
John Domingo:She is a Steeler.
Duchess:She is.
John Domingo:She.
John Domingo:Oh, yeah.
Duchess:Now she's like, no, I don't care.
Duchess:I'm not following her.
Duchess:But I'm just saying, I wonder what she had to say after their last.
John Domingo:She wasn't happy.
Duchess:She probably said that a few times.
John Domingo:Yeah, she wasn't happy at all.
John Domingo:She said, you know what?
John Domingo:Yep.
John Domingo:That's what she said.
Duchess:She probably did.
John Domingo:I'm sorry, what were we doing now?
John Domingo:What were we talking about?
Duchess:We were gonna change in the subject to changing the subject Now.
Duchess:I love that.
Duchess:Holy football.
John Domingo:Oh, okay.
Duchess:This weekend was interesting in the way of games.
Duchess:I, I, by the last game, I was like, I don't want to root for anybody anymore because all the teams I rooted for lost.
Duchess:And I was like, I'm the curse.
Duchess:I'm ruining all these teams.
Duchess:It's all my fault.
John Domingo:Oh, wait a minute.
John Domingo:You were Rooting for Buffalo.
John Domingo:Buffalo 1.
Duchess:Well, that was the last.
Duchess:By the last game.
Duchess:That was the last game, I was afraid to root for anybody.
Duchess:By the last game, I was just like, oh, I hope they win.
John Domingo:Well, here's the thing.
Duchess:I didn't want to get too excited.
John Domingo:Because I was like, here's.
John Domingo:This is how I feel about football.
John Domingo:And I might have said this before, and if I did, I apologize.
John Domingo:I'm going to say it again.
John Domingo:There's too many games in the season.
John Domingo:These guys are getting hurt.
John Domingo:They only have a week.
John Domingo:And John, as the new commissioner of the NFL, I have a plan to fix this.
John Domingo:What I'm going to do is I'm going to make it.
John Domingo:I'm going to take it back to the 70s, 80s, and we're going to have an AFC and an NFC and they don't play each other.
John Domingo:Okay.
John Domingo:There's no interconference until the super bowl and what happened.
Duchess:I agree with that.
Duchess:I like that.
John Domingo:Okay.
John Domingo:All right, so.
John Domingo:All right, so what we're going to do is, since there's 32 teams and you can't watch all the games anyhow, we're going to make the game.
John Domingo:We're going to have 16 games.
John Domingo:All right, 16.
John Domingo:That's it.
John Domingo:And what we're going to do is we're going to put.
John Domingo:The AFC plays one week and then the NFC plays the next week.
John Domingo:So each team gets two weeks off between games.
John Domingo:They get to.
John Domingo:To rehab and get rested, and they get to prepare for these games.
John Domingo:And this solves the TV thing, because.
Duchess:How long will the season go on?
John Domingo:Who cares?
John Domingo:A long fucking time.
Duchess:I don't have a problem with it.
John Domingo:Yeah, I love football, right?
John Domingo:We would.
John Domingo:We would have it.
John Domingo:We would have an AFC team to root for.
John Domingo:We would have an NFC team.
Duchess:Football.
John Domingo:You figure 16 times, it's 32 weeks.
John Domingo:It's over half a year of football.
John Domingo:And then the playoffs.
John Domingo:Playoffs.
John Domingo:Yeah, the playoffs.
John Domingo:And then this way you got NBC.
John Domingo:All these contracts for tv.
John Domingo:They could still go on.
John Domingo:Now, the.
John Domingo:The teams might get mad because they've lost like three games or two.
John Domingo:Let's see, 18.
John Domingo:They would lose.
Duchess:Thank you.
John Domingo:It would lose a game.
John Domingo:They would lose a game in their stadium.
John Domingo:One game, but, you know, they'd have that.
John Domingo:Or.
John Domingo:Here's the other thing.
John Domingo:You want to make it 18 games, fine.
John Domingo:A player can only play in 12 of them.
John Domingo:So you're going to have to pick.
John Domingo:You have to sit your quarterback for four of them, and you have to sit your linemen for four of them.
John Domingo:You can't play them all.
John Domingo:You can't play them all.
John Domingo:18 games.
John Domingo:You can only play them for 12.
John Domingo:And then you got.
John Domingo:So then you got to extend your roster because they're killing these guys.
John Domingo:They're shortening their season and season.
John Domingo:They're shortening their playing time, and they're.
Duchess:Ending it by shoving more games in there, but fucking them up earlier, right?
Duchess:So by the time we get to this.
Duchess:This level of championship games, direct.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:So the reason I say that is because Detroit was amazing this year.
John Domingo:They were a fucking powerhouse.
John Domingo:The defense, the offense was amazing, but they were just decimated with injuries.
John Domingo:Where.
Duchess:Well, the one guy broke his fucking arm on the field.
Duchess:See that?
John Domingo:Ah, so then Washington comes in and don't get me wrong, Washington's playing way over their head.
John Domingo:Their quarterback's amazing because he's young and he hasn't had his dick knocked in the dirt yet.
John Domingo:Jamango Rule.
John Domingo:Give our data to China.
Duchess:Fuck the fuck the NFL.
Duchess:Well, they make too much money.
Duchess:Fucking Roger Goodell is a piece of shit.
John Domingo:That guy makes over $50 million a year.
John Domingo:For what?
John Domingo:For what?
Duchess:Expand the roster.
Duchess:Make a two hand touch field goals over 50 yards are worth 10 points.
Duchess:Kickoff returns worth 20.
Duchess:You know, that's not a bad idea.
Duchess:Give a little more incentive.
John Domingo:Okay, so.
Duchess:And percentage.
Duchess:Percentage.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:So.
John Domingo:And the other thing is, what they should do is if they want to, they'll never do it.
John Domingo:But profit share, like the team's profit share with the.
John Domingo:There's a certain kitty and you get.
John Domingo:Whatever.
John Domingo:What's the nice thing about dating a Vikings fan?
John Domingo:You know, they're not looking for a ring.
Duchess:Hey.
John Domingo:Oh, but so Detroit got decimated from injuries.
John Domingo:And here they had, I mean, they got the number one seed and they got beat by the number seven seed.
John Domingo:So, you know, so now they go to play Philly.
John Domingo:Now here's the other thing.
John Domingo:Our quarterback, we had to play in the snow.
John Domingo:Our quarterback got hurt.
John Domingo:So now he's a statue back there.
John Domingo:And he's little guy.
John Domingo:He can't see over the line.
John Domingo:We've got, he's got a great line.
John Domingo:Yeah, but he can't see over because they're, they're blocking.
John Domingo:He can't see over him.
John Domingo:He can't see the routes developing, unfortunately.
John Domingo:That's like Kyler Murray.
Duchess:I'm just gonna wing it, see if somebody gets it.
John Domingo:Throw it, throw it.
Duchess:Near.
John Domingo:Near.
Duchess:I can hear him.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:So now we get to play because the Detroit lost.
John Domingo:We get to the home field advantage.
John Domingo:We get to play them in Philadelphia.
John Domingo:Plus they played like dog.
John Domingo:Who's that?
John Domingo:Detroit.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:And he says injuries, no excuses.
John Domingo:Well, I don't know.
Duchess:Well, I guess I, I'm.
Duchess:I'm a little more forgiving.
Duchess:But they're not my, they're not my team.
Duchess:But I was, I was truly rooting for him, I really was because it was an exciting season.
Duchess:I think Dan Campbell really, you know, it's.
Duchess:I've seen some people that were really mad about it and they're like, well, Dan Campbell.
Duchess:And I'm like, you know what?
Duchess:He took this team from like four years ago and built them up to what they are.
Duchess:But the problem is now they're going to lose their offensive and defensive coordinators to go on head coaches.
John Domingo:That's the problem.
Duchess:That's a, that's a.
John Domingo:See?
John Domingo:And then you can't tell.
Duchess:They do that during.
Duchess:They shouldn't have an interview during the season.
John Domingo:Well, they just did this.
John Domingo:They just did the same thing to the Eagles offensive coordinator.
John Domingo:They say they might have him go into the Dallas Cowboys.
John Domingo:So.
John Domingo:So the Eagles play the Washington Redskins.
John Domingo:Commanders.
John Domingo:Whatever.
Duchess:Whatever.
Duchess:Yeah, whatever.
John Domingo:And I'll tell you what.
John Domingo:I really don't think they're going to beat them.
John Domingo:I think it's going to be Washington, and I don't think that the Bills.
John Domingo:I don't think that the Chiefs are going to be able to beat the Bills because their offense, defense is amazing.
John Domingo:So I think it's going to be the Buffalo Bills against the Redskins in the, in the Super Bowl.
John Domingo:And it's really weird because if you look at the super bowl logo from the beginning of the season, when they made the super bowl logo, it was red and gold, which is the colors of the Redskins and the, and the.
Duchess:Chiefs and the Niners.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Well, so we'll see.
John Domingo:I'm sad that football's ending.
John Domingo:I'm a big football.
John Domingo:I love football.
Duchess:I know.
Duchess:I'm so bummed, but I don't watch the Pro Bowl.
Duchess:Who gives a shit, right?
Duchess:They don't play.
Duchess:They're like, they just go out there and they're like, why would you touch each other?
Duchess:They, you know, they barely flag it.
Duchess:It's.
Duchess:They don't give a shit.
John Domingo:Now, if John ran the NFL, you'd have another 20 weeks of football because it would only be half over.
John Domingo:The season would only be half over.
Duchess:I like Bud Vugger's idea.
John Domingo:They had an amalgamation of Steelers and Eagles during World War II.
John Domingo:They were called the Steagalls.
Duchess:Look at you saying amalgamation.
Duchess:I'm so proud of you, John.
John Domingo:Every once in a while, I hit one out of the park.
John Domingo:Every once in a while, you get a slow curve and I, I, I lace it out of the stadium.
Duchess:Grand slam.
Duchess:Good job.
Duchess:I was like, oh, is he gonna get that?
Duchess:Not out of meanness, but I'm not gonna lie.
John Domingo:When I saw that word, I was like, here we go.
John Domingo:Here the we go.
Duchess:I was waiting for you to look at Amal and call it Anal Nation or something like that.
Duchess:Well, anyway, so before we switch out of this.
Duchess:So next week I'm going to Florida on Wednesday.
Duchess:So that means on Sunday I'll be watching the games down in Florida, so I'm gonna be losing my mind.
Duchess:So I'm very excited about it, though.
Duchess:It's gonna Be.
Duchess:It's gonna be a good game.
John Domingo:And then next Thursday, we're going to be doing a show with Aaron from I Had to say It.
John Domingo:So buckle up for that.
John Domingo:Because I don't.
John Domingo:I don't know.
John Domingo:We've never.
John Domingo:We've never podcast with, done a show together before.
John Domingo:So this should be interesting because we're both high strung and have very strong opinions.
Duchess:Waiting for flames.
Duchess:I'm just gonna hear an explosion in Florida.
Duchess:It'll be like, well, one of us.
John Domingo:Might kick over and have a heart attack.
Duchess:Well, you may want to message each other before and be like, hey, what do you want to talk about?
John Domingo:Oh, of course.
Duchess:So before the show, Jason says, I'm tuning in for that.
John Domingo:Before the show, Duchess's.
John Domingo:We're talking about things and something's coming up later.
John Domingo:And she's like, we're not touches.
John Domingo:Says, I don't want this played on the show.
John Domingo:And then when I played it, I'm like, we're playing.
John Domingo:We're playing this.
John Domingo:And she says, well, you know, I'm.
Duchess:Like, I just wanted to see your.
John Domingo:She's like, I don't want to be mean.
John Domingo:I'm like, do you know what this fucking show is, number one?
John Domingo:First of all, you should know how to produce a show.
John Domingo:You should say, oh, my God, I got this thing.
John Domingo:So, I mean, I gotta fight her all the time to produce the show.
John Domingo:She's like, oh, I don't want to do that.
John Domingo:I'm like, I don't care.
Duchess:This is what.
Duchess:We hardly handicap you on things.
Duchess:There's a couple topics I'm not keen on, and you know it.
John Domingo:Okay.
Duchess:Consistently throw them in the board anyway.
John Domingo:You mean like this?
Duchess:Yes.
Speaker F:Who is this knit with?
Speaker F:Your old pal Eric Zane.
John Domingo:Well, apparently, and I'll say this back to it, last week in the chat, because I don't have the chat up, apparently Eric joined the chat and I didn't know that.
John Domingo:Now, I have mixed feelings about that because, number one, I didn't know he was in the chat because if I knew he was in a chat, I immediately would have switched the guns and I would have went after him.
John Domingo:But I didn't know he was in the chat.
John Domingo:So the show went on.
John Domingo:And then when I found out afterwards, well, apparently Old Easy's running low on material.
John Domingo:So he's talking about on his show.
John Domingo:Now, the one thing about Eric is, man, he's getting old quick.
John Domingo:Like, he is aging.
John Domingo:You know, I.
John Domingo:I was shocked when I saw him.
John Domingo:Like, his eyes are sunken and they got, like, bags under Him.
John Domingo:He doesn't look well.
John Domingo:So here he's talking about us.
Eric Zane:Eric Zane live.
John Domingo:Why is this so low?
John Domingo:Hold on a second, let me make sure I have my.
John Domingo:Oh, that's why.
John Domingo:Here we go.
John Domingo:I got to get every word of this.
Eric Zane:And you can get the show live as it happens Monday through Friday.
John Domingo:Look at the space, the pauses that.
Eric Zane:He has right now on the Twitch stream.
John Domingo:I gotta block somebody.
Eric Zane:There appears to be somebody who needs to be blocked.
Eric Zane:I don't know what this is.
Eric Zane:One of those bots.
John Domingo:Oh, it's.
John Domingo:I'm sure it's a bot.
John Domingo:I'm sure it's not somebody that said something about you that are taking over the world, I guess.
Duchess:Jody says that man looks tired of life.
Eric Zane:I bombed the Boomer Bunker show yesterday.
Eric Zane:I was actually sitting at the scorers table during the basketball game and I got a notification on Twitch and said, hey, you might like this show.
Eric Zane:The Boomer Bunker is live now.
John Domingo:You know why you got that?
John Domingo:Because we're not cunts and we don't block you.
John Domingo:Eric, you're welcome in the chat at any time.
John Domingo:You're welcome on this show.
John Domingo:I'll bring you on this show.
Duchess:No, you're not.
Duchess:No, you're not.
John Domingo:You are.
Duchess:Well then you can talk to him yourself.
John Domingo:That's fine.
John Domingo:I could do that.
John Domingo:I don't have a problem with that whatsoever.
John Domingo:I will do that.
John Domingo:But you're allowed in the chat.
John Domingo:I don't block you.
John Domingo:You're not blocked from our Twitter.
John Domingo:You're not blocked from anything.
John Domingo:We on the other hand, are blocked from everything.
John Domingo:Why?
John Domingo:Because you're a pussy.
John Domingo:You're just a flat out pussy and you can't handle any kind of controversy because you got nothing to come back with.
John Domingo:So you come in and you make a.
John Domingo:Oh, I bombed them.
John Domingo:Oh, I bombed the show.
Duchess:I made fat jokes.
Duchess:I'm so funny.
Duchess:Literally for the past 30 years.
John Domingo:Right, so.
John Domingo:So he's got 293 views now, but when he goes live he's got like 20, 25, maybe 25 views.
Eric Zane:Yeah, and I went ahead and pushed the button and there they are, those two piles of flesh.
John Domingo:That's what we are, piles of flesh.
Eric Zane:Gorgeous Kate and John Domingo.
Eric Zane:And they look, they've gotten to be so large that they just look like heads on the shit emoji.
Eric Zane:That's what they actually look like.
Duchess:Wow, thanks.
John Domingo:First of all, that's a lie.
John Domingo:I mean, if you're going to come on here, at least tell the truth.
John Domingo:But I know you need to feed your Check.
John Domingo:Because you've got nothing else.
John Domingo:You have no material.
John Domingo:Like, every day I download your show to see what you're talking about, and now I just.
John Domingo:I'm look.
John Domingo:I look at the topics.
John Domingo:Nope, nope.
John Domingo:Don't give a.
John Domingo:Nope, nope.
John Domingo:Boring.
John Domingo:Nope.
John Domingo:No, no.
John Domingo:If you had something entertaining, I would listen.
John Domingo:You don't like.
John Domingo:When I.
John Domingo:When I see something that I think you might like, you're going to talk about that I would find entertaining and want to hear your opinion on.
John Domingo:You know, I listen.
John Domingo:Not much lately, but okay.
John Domingo:And they're just like, he's making big.
John Domingo:He's making.
Eric Zane:Hear what they're saying.
John Domingo:He can't hear us, you know, and.
Duchess:Was he making a face?
Duchess:He didn't look much different.
Eric Zane:There's 11 people watching.
John Domingo:All right, right now we have 28.
John Domingo:We have 28 people in here now.
John Domingo:And I think we had 28 people in here.
Duchess:Appreciate every one of you.
Duchess:Thank you.
John Domingo:Right, Absolutely.
John Domingo:But.
Duchess:And over in Rumble, So.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:We don't know what Rumble numbers are.
Duchess:But anyhow, no idea.
Eric Zane:Which is where the direction of my show is going.
John Domingo:Yeah, that's right.
John Domingo:Your show's coming down.
John Domingo:We're going up slowly, but we're going up.
Eric Zane:And I.
Eric Zane:I commented.
John Domingo:Can he locked up.
John Domingo:You see that?
John Domingo:I commented.
Duchess:I don't remember what I said because I'm old.
Duchess:Yeah.
Eric Zane:And I try to guess the weight of you two combined.
John Domingo:Really?
John Domingo:You know something?
John Domingo:I've seen your audience.
John Domingo:I'll tell you what we weigh.
John Domingo:We weigh about a Kenny and a half.
Duchess:Oh, stop.
John Domingo:All right.
John Domingo:I'm sorry.
John Domingo:We weigh three quarters of an Amanda.
John Domingo:All right.
John Domingo:That's what we weigh.
John Domingo:Oh, just saying.
John Domingo:And you.
John Domingo:I mean, you're like a little tiny guy.
John Domingo:Like, you could be put on a wedding cake.
John Domingo:Just a little dude.
Eric Zane:Somebody I don't know said, easy.
Eric Zane:Yeah, do it.
Eric Zane:And So I put 757.
Duchess:Oh, he's close.
Eric Zane:I don't know if they acknowledged my presence.
John Domingo:We.
John Domingo:We didn't.
John Domingo:I didn't know you were in the chat, which is.
Duchess:We don't care.
John Domingo:Kate.
John Domingo:Kate is very.
John Domingo:She's very authoritarian when it comes to the chat.
John Domingo:There's certain people that don't get any airtime on the chat, which is.
John Domingo:That's.
John Domingo:You know what?
John Domingo:Kate's in charge.
John Domingo:Charge of the chat.
John Domingo:That's fine.
Eric Zane:Probably did not.
Eric Zane:Then I said, kate, more for entertainment.
Eric Zane:Grab your webcam, run to the fridge and eat the fridge.
John Domingo:Boy.
John Domingo:I tell you, the comedic stylings of one of her.
John Domingo:Did he actually type that in there?
John Domingo:Did he did take that.
John Domingo:I didn't see that one.
John Domingo:Yeah, he's a.
John Domingo:He's a genius.
John Domingo:Just a comedian.
John Domingo:The wit just jumps out, the comedic genius.
Duchess:And he's crack grown ass man.
Duchess:And literally all he's got are fat jokes.
John Domingo:Fat jokes.
John Domingo:That's all he's got.
Duchess:Good job, buddy.
John Domingo:Meanwhile, keep it up though.
John Domingo:Meanwhile he's got a segment segment on his show the Fat A thon where all his audience is trying to lose weight.
Duchess:Here you go.
Duchess:Hang on.
Duchess:Bud Voger says, I keep thinking John's pausing the video, but it's just Zane.
John Domingo:Trying to think of something clever, right?
Duchess:And I'd look that old too, if I was married.
Duchess:And washing her brother's eyes.
Eric Zane:So I got out of it, resumed doing my job at the game.
Duchess:One of many.
Eric Zane:Then I went back 30 seconds later because I can't help it.
Eric Zane:And I typed, you should talk about how boring Dean lost his horse jacker job because his sister, his own sister, fired him.
John Domingo:Okay, let's talk about that for a second.
John Domingo:So Dean's got a better job now.
John Domingo:The best thing ever happened to him was, you know, he actually didn't have to work for his sister and he went out and got a job that he fucking loves now.
John Domingo:He loves it.
John Domingo:So best thing ever happened to him.
John Domingo:He went from horsejacker to his new job.
Duchess:Jason says his voice lol.
John Domingo:Jason.
Duchess:Oh, it's awful.
John Domingo:Yeah, hang on, Jason, hang on.
Duchess:You gotta hang around.
John Domingo:Jason, hang around.
John Domingo:Jason, we gotta talk.
John Domingo:Please hang around.
John Domingo:I'll get through this real quick.
Eric Zane:I'll let that one settle in hopefully.
John Domingo:Again, our chat did what they did best.
John Domingo:Attack him with way funnier jokes than he has.
John Domingo:Right?
John Domingo:I didn't see it until afterwards.
Eric Zane:That fucking monster Boring Dean saw it and then that was it.
John Domingo:I was.
John Domingo:No, no, that wasn't it.
John Domingo:Dean said, hey, how's your mom?
John Domingo:Still dead.
Duchess:No, no, it wasn't Dean.
John Domingo:Wasn't Dean.
Duchess:Budwugger said that.
John Domingo:Budwugger said, hey, how's your mom?
Duchess:How's your mom?
John Domingo:Still dead.
Duchess:She hanging in there?
John Domingo:No, she's deceased.
John Domingo:Out.
Eric Zane:Chris says Jamingo looks bigger than I have ever seen him.
Eric Zane:And he claims he's lost £100 on Ozempic.
Duchess:Yeah, Chris shouldn't be throwing rocks.
Eric Zane:Probably starting out hundreds more.
Duchess:I've seen Chris.
Duchess:I mean, he might be good to bend down, pick up a few other ones.
Eric Zane:He's losing weight himself.
Eric Zane:He says, imagine having that much weight to lose and not having the willpower to do it without drugs.
John Domingo:Yeah, listen, I.
John Domingo:I don't give a what Jeremy says since you're a big fat load and probably can't afford the drugs, go yourself.
John Domingo:All right?
John Domingo:I'm going to take whatever I need to take to.
John Domingo:To lose the weight.
John Domingo:I don't give a what you say.
John Domingo:Look, Eric's trying to.
John Domingo:See.
John Domingo:This is how Eric just shits.
John Domingo:Look at that face.
John Domingo:Yeah, I don't.
Eric Zane:I don't know about that.
Eric Zane:Jeremy, when you're that big, I mean, he's £1,000.
Eric Zane:It's not going to matter.
Eric Zane:I mean, he can lose 700 and he'd still be way more than you.
John Domingo:Okay?
Eric Zane:He's that big.
Eric Zane:He's a recluse.
Eric Zane:He can't even get away from that computer.
Eric Zane:You know, he's like, that's not a bad.
John Domingo:You know what?
John Domingo:That's a fair statement.
John Domingo:All right?
John Domingo:I'll give him that one, Cartman.
Eric Zane:When he got fucking fat.
Eric Zane:Yeah.
Eric Zane:You don't wanna.
John Domingo:I don't.
Eric Zane:I don't fault anybody for taking any medicine that makes them lose weight.
Eric Zane:I really don't.
Eric Zane:Especially the ultra huge.
John Domingo:Sir.
John Domingo:He does the ultra huge, okay?
Eric Zane:Like Amanda here.
Eric Zane:She says, jeremy, I'm looking for some help like that right now.
Eric Zane:I don't wanna be the guy to say that people who use Ozempic are cheating or.
Eric Zane:I mean, it's fucking great.
John Domingo:Now, if you're looking at the chat, they're saying you still have to do the work.
John Domingo:And that's correct.
John Domingo:You just can't not.
John Domingo:That's not a magic medicine, just makes you lose weight.
John Domingo:You still have to exercise.
John Domingo:You still can't eat everything.
John Domingo:It just does certain things.
John Domingo:And again, the medication that I take isn't just for losing weight.
John Domingo:It's for.
John Domingo:You know, it's for type 2 diabetes, which is probably why.
John Domingo:Because I'm overweight and it's working.
John Domingo:So I don't know what to tell you.
Eric Zane:I absolutely think you should do that.
Eric Zane:If you have the means to get your hands on that and it doesn't break the bank, you know, it doesn't matter.
Eric Zane:I don't give a shit if it's black magic.
Eric Zane:Like if Jamingo goes to Haiti and gets some voodoo done to make him lose weight and it works, good.
John Domingo:I would go to Haiti.
John Domingo:I would try.
John Domingo:I would.
John Domingo:I would fly to Haiti.
John Domingo:Depends on what the.
John Domingo:What the magic is, you know, I gotta.
John Domingo:I'd have to.
John Domingo:Again, you have to figure out what it is.
John Domingo:I don't need some gay voodoo doctor sticking pins in me, if you know what I mean.
Eric Zane:That's good.
Eric Zane:Now he's not.
Eric Zane:And he's gonna die, and I'm not gonna care.
John Domingo:Oh, Eric, we're all gonna die.
John Domingo:You're gonna die.
John Domingo:I'm not gonna.
Duchess:Better chance.
Duchess:You only got one fucking kidney, loser.
Duchess:So whatever.
John Domingo:That's.
Eric Zane:What's.
Duchess:Don't get all jaundiced and yellowy.
Duchess:Oh, wait, that's your liver.
Duchess:Oh, well, whatever.
John Domingo:Right?
John Domingo:Remember, he was a raging alcoholic.
John Domingo:I'm sorry.
John Domingo:Still is.
John Domingo:Still is a raging alcoholic.
Duchess:No, I think to his credit and I.
Duchess:Trust me, I don't give many.
Duchess:I don't believe he's drinking again.
Duchess:So from what I understand, it's been a while, so.
John Domingo:Yeah, so I'll give him that.
Duchess:And that's all the.
Duchess:I'll give him.
John Domingo:Yeah, come on back anytime.
Duchess:I am truly bored with this segment.
John Domingo:I know.
John Domingo:Me too.
Duchess:I'm truly bored.
Duchess:He's boring.
Duchess:He can't get a sentence out, and everything has to be bounced off his chat.
Duchess:You can't even get the sound.
Duchess:He has no topics prepared, which is why he did this.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:So if that.
Duchess:Glad to give you 15 minutes of content.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:Glad we could help, Eric.
Duchess:Oh, so fucking boring.
John Domingo:All right, you know what?
John Domingo:It's time for Believe.
Duchess:I thought that guy was entertaining.
Duchess:Holy.
John Domingo:Okay.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:I'm sorry.
Duchess:What?
John Domingo:Want to do some podcast shout outs?
John Domingo:Can't wait.
Duchess:Was there any.
Duchess:All right, let me get the.
Duchess:Since we're swinging right into it and I was not.
John Domingo:That's fine.
John Domingo:I.
John Domingo:I totally understand.
Duchess:Are you gonna yell at me about it?
John Domingo:Of course not.
John Domingo:My new leaf is not to yell at Duchess.
John Domingo:She gets very, very agitated when I.
John Domingo:When I.
John Domingo:When I tease her.
Duchess:No, no, that was.
Duchess:It wasn't a tease.
John Domingo:I don't want to do that.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:Now, you spent 10 minutes on Eric Zane, so he got a hell of a shout out.
Duchess:Okay.
Duchess:The Weathered View with Bruce, Jason and Ken.
Duchess:Stop putting my name on.
John Domingo:And Duchess.
John Domingo:You're there every day on the show.
John Domingo:Every day.
Duchess:No, not every day.
John Domingo:Four.
John Domingo:Four days out of five.
Duchess:Three out of five.
John Domingo:Oh, boy.
Duchess:They're there every day.
John Domingo:Yeah, almost every day.
John Domingo:The other guys aren't there every day either.
Duchess:Yeah, they are.
Duchess:Okay, maybe not Jason so much, but he's still his show.
Duchess:He's part of that.
Duchess:That's the group.
John Domingo:Anyway, nine times out of ten, you'll hear Duchess on that show.
John Domingo:Another guy that's in there in the weather view is Aaron.
John Domingo:Had to say it with Aaron.
Duchess:Yes.
Duchess:Who will be guest hosting with you this week.
Duchess:Not good.
Duchess:On the.
John Domingo:We have to get together and off to get together and do some testing.
John Domingo:Technology testing with him.
John Domingo:So make sure everything works okay.
Duchess:Wheelbarrow full of dicks with Mike Travis and drunk.
John Domingo:Yep.
John Domingo:He just got new equipment.
John Domingo:I'm excited to see what.
John Domingo:He just got a new mixer.
John Domingo:Really nice.
John Domingo:So we'll see what's going on with that Am I canceled podcast with Edward and Katie Google.
John Domingo:I love.
Duchess:That's her name now.
Duchess:It's Katie.
John Domingo:Katie Google and Katie.
John Domingo:Katie got a mic and she didn't like it.
John Domingo:It didn't sound so well.
John Domingo:So I was chatting with her and I gave her a link to get the same mic that you have and the same.
John Domingo:That same setup right there.
Duchess:Nice.
John Domingo:So hopefully.
Duchess:I can't wait to hear her next.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:Okay.
Duchess:Shitty song of the week with Red.
John Domingo:And Jody this week.
John Domingo:We're on it this Monday.
Duchess:Coming next week.
John Domingo:Next week.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:One.
Duchess:A new one just came out, so it should be next week.
John Domingo:Okay.
John Domingo:Next week.
John Domingo:Just double check.
Duchess:Jody says, best episode of Am I canceled ever.
Duchess:That was fun last week.
John Domingo:Was.
John Domingo:It was.
John Domingo:It was hysterical.
Duchess:Thank you, Bruce.
John Domingo:See, she.
John Domingo:She gets.
John Domingo:She gets all.
John Domingo:I don't know, Whatever it is.
John Domingo:All right.
John Domingo:The TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam now.
John Domingo:I can't believe they haven't said anything about you reading those stories.
Duchess:I don't think they.
Duchess:I don't think.
Duchess:I didn't send it to them.
John Domingo:Hey, listen, you guys got to go back and listen to Duchess reading some stories.
Duchess:I'll make them go back.
John Domingo:Adult stories.
John Domingo:But the Duchess today sends me a.
John Domingo:The last podcast that they did, they figured out how to use Streamyard and they had a guest.
John Domingo:And the one thing about the TNA podcast, TNA tits.
John Domingo:And as is, they love the ladies.
Duchess:They talk to some spicy ladies.
John Domingo:They do talk to some spicy ladies.
Duchess:Yes.
John Domingo:And here was their guest.
John Domingo:And for those who can.
Duchess:Who can't see.
John Domingo:Can't see.
Duchess:She's very voluptuous.
John Domingo:Big tits.
Duchess:She's a big girl.
Duchess:Her name is Vividly Vixen.
Duchess:She's not a big girl.
Duchess:Her breasts are breast.
John Domingo:Yeah, she's big.
John Domingo:Big breasts.
John Domingo:Big, big, large breasted woman.
Duchess:Yeah, yeah, They're.
Duchess:They're.
Duchess:And they're noticeable.
John Domingo:So the Duchess says, I want you to listen to her talk.
John Domingo:So I said, okay.
John Domingo:So this is what I did.
John Domingo:I hit the button to hear her talk.
John Domingo:All right, we are here.
John Domingo:We are with the Vividly Vixen.
John Domingo:How are you, my dear?
Duchess:I'm awesome.
John Domingo:How are you?
John Domingo:We.
John Domingo:We went through a lot of struggles to get here, but we are here.
John Domingo:And everybody, if this is done right.
John Domingo:And I didn't screw.
John Domingo:Screw up something else I'm gonna say.
John Domingo:Who.
John Domingo:Who's.
Duchess:Who's the.
Eric Zane:Thanks for this working now.
John Domingo:Oh, God.
John Domingo:You're going back to that?
John Domingo:Yes.
Donald Trump:Okay.
John Domingo:All right.
John Domingo:Quick story.
John Domingo:Every chance I get.
John Domingo:I can't do.
John Domingo:He is I.
John Domingo:I play.
John Domingo:I want to get the hurt.
John Domingo:Referred to as the vividly vixen.
John Domingo:You are.
John Domingo:You are definitely social media famous.
John Domingo:I basically.
John Domingo:I don't know how.
John Domingo:What kind of algorithm I have said on our account that you just spontaneously popped up on our.
John Domingo:And I'm like.
John Domingo:I'm like, sam, what do you think?
John Domingo:You think we can ask her?
John Domingo:Sure.
John Domingo:Good.
John Domingo:Spontaneously popped up when I checked you out.
John Domingo:We got.
John Domingo:We've got your stat at 4:34.
John Domingo:G.
John Domingo:G.
John Domingo:Wow.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:G Them big mamas.
Duchess:Oh, my God.
John Domingo:G.
John Domingo:Damn.
John Domingo:Some big titties.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:That stands for good.
John Domingo:Thanks.
John Domingo:Thanks for that.
John Domingo:Everybody's seeing that.
John Domingo:That's awesome.
Duchess:They're like, I can hide my hands under them.
John Domingo:I mean, holy cow.
Duchess:Sparky says, golly gee, I almost want him to say it.
Duchess:Like, Gomer Pyle.
Duchess:A golly.
Duchess:Oh, no.
John Domingo:But my thing was I.
John Domingo:I couldn't get over the deep, dark voice of her.
John Domingo:I was like, holy cow.
Duchess:Listen to that.
John Domingo:Her voice is like a.
John Domingo:Like a man.
John Domingo:She's got that's.
John Domingo:Listen.
John Domingo:That's.
John Domingo:The only thing manly about her is her voice.
John Domingo:Damn.
John Domingo:See?
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Sam can't see this.
John Domingo:I'm jealous of those hands.
John Domingo:I appreciate you.
John Domingo:She sounds like she smokes two packs a day.
John Domingo:Maybe I'm trying to get to where she's talking.
John Domingo:These guys never shut the up.
Duchess:Like the.
Duchess:Everything's gray.
Duchess:Like, you get maybe one month of sunshine and decent weather, and in that time frame, I.
John Domingo:You know what it is?
John Domingo:Do you ever listen to.
John Domingo:Would you ever watch the Little Rascals and they had Froggy from the Little Rascals.
John Domingo:Doesn't she have the froggy voice for Little Rascals?
John Domingo:A little.
Duchess:It's a little frog.
John Domingo:Yeah, it's a little froggy.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:Jason says, tiggle, tiggle, bitty.
Duchess:Sparky agrees.
Duchess:Yay, froggy.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:It's when Miley Cyrus was.
Duchess:Was sounded really froggy at one point.
Duchess:That's what she sounds like.
Duchess:But it was.
Duchess:Sorry, Jason.
Duchess:Back down in Florida.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:So anyhow, I just wanted to.
John Domingo:When Duchess says you got to hear her voice and when I heard it, I did.
John Domingo:When I first heard.
John Domingo:I went.
John Domingo:I was like, holy cow.
Duchess:It was such a physical reaction.
Duchess:It was so.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:And then she says oh, we can't play this.
John Domingo:I said can't play.
John Domingo:I'm fucking playing this.
John Domingo:I'm just saying that she's got a froggy voice.
John Domingo:Like, in other words, you see that woman and when she starts talking, you're like, whoa.
Duchess:It was.
John Domingo:Anyhow, if you want.
Duchess:Oh, no, Dirk.
Duchess:Okay.
Duchess:Oh, Dirk says this.
John Domingo:The voice is ruined.
John Domingo:Throat goat.
John Domingo:Oh.
Duchess:Oh, my God.
John Domingo:Does that happen?
John Domingo:I don't know.
Duchess:I don't know.
Duchess:Listen, I don't want to know.
Duchess:I'm good.
John Domingo:Just go to the TNA podcast.
John Domingo:Hold on.
Duchess:The link is.
Duchess:Should be.
John Domingo:Well, I know the link.
Duchess:Show notes.
Duchess:Correct.
John Domingo:Well, I know the link to the.
John Domingo:I can put the link to the YouTube.
Duchess:The.
Duchess:The.
Duchess:The letter T, the ampersand, the letter A podcast.
John Domingo:There you go.
John Domingo:That if I just put it in a chat.
John Domingo:So you can go check the YouTube.
Duchess:Okay.
John Domingo:The YouTube that.
John Domingo:To that episode is in the chat.
Duchess:Yes, yes.
Duchess:So anyhow, on all the podcast players.
John Domingo:So find them and.
Duchess:But yeah, she.
Duchess:And I felt bad because.
Duchess:Well, I.
Duchess:She talks about a lot of things that.
Duchess:That were not something.
Duchess:Things that I normally.
Duchess:None of the things I do.
Duchess:So it was very interesting and very eye opening.
Duchess:Just.
Duchess:Just the eyes were really bad.
Duchess:I could not.
Duchess:I had a real hard time getting past the voice because it was just so.
Duchess:So gravelly.
Duchess:But I knew when I gave it to John, it's his reaction.
Duchess:He threw himself back in his chair and he's like.
Duchess:He just had this look of again.
Duchess:Here we go.
John Domingo:I'm just.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Whoops.
John Domingo:Sorry, Duchess.
John Domingo:I did that.
John Domingo:Okay, you do it.
Duchess:Who's in charge of the chat?
John Domingo:You are.
Duchess:Thank you.
Duchess:Okay.
John Domingo:She's a delight.
John Domingo:She wanted to do a video in addition to audio because her words.
John Domingo:I sound like a man, but she sure, sure.
John Domingo:All women.
John Domingo:Yes, yes, I'm sure she is.
John Domingo:I'm sure she's well clear.
John Domingo:It was just a shock, dude.
Duchess:It doesn't match.
Duchess:They're too.
John Domingo:Can't say that.
John Domingo:When she first talked to you, you first heard it.
John Domingo:You didn't reel back.
John Domingo:I can't.
John Domingo:You can't say that.
John Domingo:I mean, it's just.
John Domingo:It's amazing.
Duchess:Dean's offering his advice.
John Domingo:Yeah, he'll give something.
John Domingo:He'll give her something to change her voice.
John Domingo:I'm sure it's anal.
John Domingo:Jesus Christ, Dean.
John Domingo:Oh, my God.
John Domingo:But anyhow, go check those guys out.
John Domingo:And now that they got.
John Domingo:Now that they got Stream yard.
John Domingo:The Duchess.
John Domingo:The Duchess can go on there.
John Domingo:I'm sure they'll have the Duchess on.
John Domingo:They love the Duchess over there.
John Domingo:What?
Duchess:Maybe the both of us.
John Domingo:They don't want me.
John Domingo:They don't listen.
John Domingo:They don't need an old crabby fat guy.
Duchess:I'm old crabby old lady here.
John Domingo:You got a certain charm about you that.
John Domingo:That.
John Domingo:That all the men love.
Duchess:Yeah.
John Domingo:And I can understand why.
John Domingo:Jody says, I had a couple sex gals on early.
John Domingo:Realize that they're usually pretty boring for a podcast.
John Domingo:Nobody wants to hear them a.
John Domingo:Well, I don't know.
John Domingo:Let's check it out.
Duchess:I'm sure they're fine.
John Domingo:All right, moving on.
John Domingo:Shooting the shiznit with BT He's a riot.
Duchess:He's too funny.
Duchess:The Bromigos podcast with Matt Mish in Panama Red.
John Domingo:There we go.
Duchess:Jody says she just needs a lozenge.
John Domingo:I know.
Duchess:And Jason says, of course we will.
John Domingo:Of course I know they'll have the duchess on.
John Domingo:Just take the compliment, will you?
John Domingo:I shake my head.
John Domingo:With Lisa and Sam, their podcast, they're.
John Domingo:They're going away.
John Domingo:So the right.
John Domingo:Matter of fact, right now they are recording as we speak.
John Domingo:But they don't do the live show, so I fit right in.
John Domingo:I'd fit right in them big old titties, I'll tell you that.
John Domingo:You know what I just can't do?
John Domingo:I can't do.
John Domingo:Dirty old man.
John Domingo:It just doesn't.
Duchess:You are a dirty old man.
John Domingo:It just makes me.
Duchess:You're the only fans.
Duchess:Dirty old man.
Duchess:You talk about it all the time.
John Domingo:That's.
John Domingo:Hey, now that is show prep.
Duchess:Show prep.
John Domingo:It is show prep.
John Domingo:You know, I know you know, studying I.
John Domingo:For me, it's.
John Domingo:It is show prep.
John Domingo:So I can talk about what's going on.
John Domingo:I gotta.
Duchess:You don't need to defend yourself.
John Domingo:Apparently I do.
John Domingo:I got.
John Domingo:I got.
John Domingo:Still as a pervert.
Duchess:I'm not looking on.
Duchess:Only fans.
Duchess:But I'm glad you are.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Look, someone around here's got to do it.
Duchess:I will be.
Duchess:Volunteers.
Duchess:Tribute.
John Domingo:Volunteers.
John Domingo:Tribute.
Duchess:Thank you, Katniss.
Duchess:That's.
Duchess:Well, that looked bad.
John Domingo:Katniss.
Duchess:The fine wining podcast with Mike, Jerry and Cheese.
Duchess:This was.
Duchess:I listened to the last episode.
Duchess:They finally put one out.
Duchess:And Senor Cheese, this is his last episode.
Duchess:So I don't know if they're auditioning for.
Duchess:For a third mic or just the looking for guests or whatever, so.
John Domingo:But apparently I got a.
John Domingo:I got my comeuppance, which I should.
John Domingo:I should.
John Domingo:I should.
John Domingo:Definitely should.
Duchess:This is the episode you forgot to go on.
John Domingo:That's right.
Duchess:So they didn't slam it too bad, but they.
Duchess:They zing.
John Domingo:Hey, look, I Deserve it.
John Domingo:So anything they said is true.
Duchess:Yeah.
John Domingo:All right.
Duchess:Jason says, research, baby.
Duchess:Yeah, all the research, in other words.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:If there's some.
John Domingo:We do a story about a mom that got thrown out of a school.
John Domingo:Her kids got thrown out of a school.
John Domingo:Private school.
John Domingo:And the reason was because she had only fans on the back of her minivan window with her name on it.
Duchess:Yeah.
John Domingo:And they.
John Domingo:And it.
John Domingo:Well, first it was a small one, and they said, yeah, to get rid of it.
John Domingo:And she scraped that off and she double down.
John Domingo:She put one across the whole window.
John Domingo:So they threw her off of it.
John Domingo:So I'm like, well, okay.
Duchess:She made a fuss, which helped advertise her only fans.
John Domingo:So I have to double check what her only fans was like.
John Domingo:And then she had these, like.
John Domingo:She had these like crystal blue eyes, you know?
John Domingo:Do you ever see those eyes?
John Domingo:They look like bunny eyes or like they're really, really blue.
John Domingo:So I had to go check it out.
Duchess:Because you were looking at her eyes at times.
John Domingo:I was.
Duchess:When you looked up and realized she had some.
Duchess:Yeah, at first.
John Domingo:Go for the eye, you go for the eyes, stay for the tits.
John Domingo:What do you want from me?
John Domingo:I don't know.
John Domingo:There's only fans.
John Domingo:That's what they're doing.
John Domingo:So.
John Domingo:So I checked it out.
John Domingo:Then there was a time where there was a woman and her husband, it was Mr.
John Domingo:Poindexter, and they were doing stuff on OnlyFans.
John Domingo:And then they found out about her doing that and they fired her from her job.
John Domingo:And then when I found out that she was making like $100,000 a month or something like that, you know, went and checked that out, which was okay.
John Domingo:But I mean, again, you just go, if they're going to put that out there some, you know, you go take a look at it.
John Domingo:I'm not on there.
John Domingo:You know, I go in.
John Domingo:It's like, I remember what I said.
John Domingo:$10.
John Domingo:It's $10.
Duchess:That's a lot.
John Domingo:And then you.
John Domingo:Well, again, if you were in a bar somewhere and a girl says, hey, I'll take you out back behind the dumpster.
John Domingo:Give me $10, I'll show you my tits.
John Domingo:I'm going in my pocket.
John Domingo:I'm getting $10 out.
John Domingo:It's $5 a boob in this economy.
John Domingo:It's.
John Domingo:It's, it's good.
Duchess:Deal.
John Domingo:I tell you, it's a deal.
John Domingo:What do you want from.
Duchess:See what Aaron said?
John Domingo:Big, pretty eyes.
John Domingo:Yes, she did.
John Domingo:Very nice.
Duchess:She literally have no head.
Duchess:I'm sure John would notice in a few minutes.
John Domingo:Jason says Women always say that.
John Domingo:Men always look at their boobs.
John Domingo:It's not our fault that their heart is right behind their boobs.
John Domingo:We're admiring their heart.
Duchess:Oh, you're so romantic.
Duchess:You should give that to your wife for Valentine's Day.
Duchess:Make her that sticker for her car.
John Domingo:Speaking of that, at the.
John Domingo:Today at the confirmation.
John Domingo:What is it?
John Domingo:What was that called?
John Domingo:Today with Trump Did Inauguration.
John Domingo:Inauguration inaugurate.
John Domingo:Give me $10, I'll show you my tits.
John Domingo:What's wrong with that?
John Domingo:That's 1 minute and 49 seconds.
Duchess:1 hour.
John Domingo:1 hour, 49 minutes and 56 seconds.
John Domingo:Sorry.
Duchess:Thank you, Mike.
John Domingo:So Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.
John Domingo:Mark Zuckerberger, was it the Zuckerberg?
John Domingo:The Zuck burger man.
John Domingo:They were at the inauguration and they were sitting next to each other and Jeff, Jeff Bezos, second wife is like, she's put.
John Domingo:She's plastic.
John Domingo:She's like a Barbie.
Duchess:Well, they're not married yet.
John Domingo:They're not married.
John Domingo:Okay.
Duchess:But you know, she should not marry that.
John Domingo:She's got, listen, she's got herself a set of bolt on titties that she loves the display.
John Domingo:So she goes to the inauguration and looks like this, okay.
Duchess:For folks.
John Domingo:Hang on.
John Domingo:So there she is, she's got a white jacket on and you can see her.
John Domingo:Her brazier and her tits are there.
John Domingo:And look at the guys looking down her shirt.
John Domingo:Sucks.
John Domingo:Looking down her top, the black guy back there saying, what you looking at?
Duchess:The guy behind her looks like he's trying to look down her.
John Domingo:Hey, Mark, what you looking at?
John Domingo:So, well, that's it.
Duchess:I mean, she look, look in his presidential inauguration.
Duchess:Maybe keep them.
Duchess:Yeah, Put another button on that jacket.
Duchess:Maybe at night you unbutton it and you little hang a little more.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Can you please keep your tits in?
John Domingo:You know, again, this is a, you know, it's.
Duchess:You are all white.
Duchess:It's like wearing that to like please a wedding.
Duchess:Like I'm like.
John Domingo:But anyhow, so he's looking at her, her cleavage.
John Domingo:And you know what?
John Domingo:I, I can't fault him on that.
John Domingo:If there's.
Duchess:I would look if it was right there.
John Domingo:Of course you're going to look at it.
Duchess:It's like lasers.
John Domingo:You're like, you can't not look at it.
Duchess:You're like looking into the sun.
John Domingo:I have to look what's going on with this stupid camera?
John Domingo:Let me see if I can get it to straighten out.
John Domingo:There we go.
Duchess:There you go.
John Domingo:Here's the deal.
John Domingo:You're sitting there and you're talking to A woman.
John Domingo:And she's got an enormous set of tatas.
John Domingo:All right?
John Domingo:And she's got that.
John Domingo:What's that thing called where they.
John Domingo:The shirt cuts out?
John Domingo:What's that called?
John Domingo:A clamshell shirt?
John Domingo:Is that what it's called, where the shirt cuts out?
John Domingo:You know, where the shirt goes down around the bottom of the boobies?
John Domingo:What's that called?
John Domingo:I thought it was called a clam show.
Duchess:Okay.
John Domingo:You're wearing a shirt and the neckline plunges down in like an oval.
John Domingo:You don't.
John Domingo:That's not what.
John Domingo:It's.
John Domingo:Okay.
Duchess:It's just a low cut shirt.
John Domingo:Okay, she's wearing a low cut shirt and.
John Domingo:And you're sitting there and you're trying to look at her and you're in your mind, you can't even hear what she's saying.
John Domingo:In your mind.
John Domingo:You're like, don't look at her tits.
John Domingo:Don't look at her tits.
John Domingo:That's all you're doing the whole time.
John Domingo:You're sitting there talking to her.
John Domingo:Don't look at her ticks.
John Domingo:Don't look at her tits.
Duchess:Are you thinking of cleavage?
John Domingo:No, I know what cleavage is.
John Domingo:It's a shirt that.
John Domingo:I thought it was called a clamshell shirt.
John Domingo:A V neck.
John Domingo:Let's go with V neck.
Duchess:Okay.
John Domingo:A V neck shirt.
John Domingo:And.
John Domingo:And you can see, right?
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Just below the nipple.
Duchess:Well, when you wear the plunge.
Duchess:A plunging.
John Domingo:Exactly.
Duchess:We're going to look and it depends.
Duchess:I mean, sometimes I wear like tank tops in the gym and every once in a while they slouch down a bit.
Duchess:And I notice when I'm working on certain machines, I'm kind of.
Duchess:The cleavage pops out a little more than I'm planning.
John Domingo:So I'm like, the girls are trying to escape.
John Domingo:I get it.
Duchess:They can't help because I'm leaning forward on something.
Duchess:I'm like, oh, no.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:The only person that notices, there's some lady who comes up, talks to me all the time.
Duchess:So it's weird.
Duchess:But.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:How do you supposed to not look at that?
John Domingo:You have to.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:No, no.
John Domingo:Just saying if.
John Domingo:If you're going to.
John Domingo:If you're going to display the ladies, we are definitely going to take a.
Duchess:Look from amalgamation to clamshell shirt.
John Domingo:I think that's what it's called.
Duchess:Can the episode title be amalgamation, please?
John Domingo:I can't smell that.
John Domingo:I can't smell it or spell it.
Duchess:I tried Sparky with the cleavage.
Duchess:He's like, I know what cleavage is.
John Domingo:I do know what cleavage is.
Duchess:I know you do.
John Domingo:All Right.
Duchess:And here's what Bruce says.
Duchess:It doesn't matter what they look like either.
John Domingo:Right?
John Domingo:It doesn't.
Duchess:You just look.
Duchess:You can't help but look.
Duchess:I get it.
John Domingo:Remember the day just.
John Domingo:Last episode was the last episode.
John Domingo:The girl was sitting in the car and she's talking and her tits are jiggling.
Duchess:Yes.
Duchess:Yes.
John Domingo:She's got an onlyfans.
John Domingo:I wouldn't check them out, of course.
Duchess:You.
John Domingo:Right.
John Domingo:And the left one was bigger than the right one.
Duchess:What is she, like 23?
John Domingo:I don't know.
John Domingo:She's got a.
John Domingo:I don't know.
John Domingo:She got a.
John Domingo:That one was a little rough because she has a male partner in there and they're doing some.
John Domingo:I.
John Domingo:I don't like.
John Domingo:I just want to see her.
John Domingo:I don't need to see his hairy ass.
John Domingo:I don't need to see any of that.
John Domingo:Even the ones we don't want to see, we're still going to look.
John Domingo:Absolutely.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:I don't play.
Duchess:I don't blame you.
Duchess:Right.
Duchess:You can't help it.
Duchess:If I see women that have.
Duchess:They're just out there.
Duchess:Like sometimes it's just like.
John Domingo:Like a mouth commission.
John Domingo:Am I right?
John Domingo:What's the.
John Domingo:What's her name?
John Domingo:I don't know.
John Domingo:I.
John Domingo:I don't know.
Duchess:The Big Boob Only fan girl.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:I don't know her name.
John Domingo:I.
John Domingo:I don't, to be honest with you.
John Domingo:Here's what happens.
John Domingo:You usually go there and it says for 31 days.
John Domingo:It's like 3.99 or something like that.
John Domingo:You go on, you pay the 399 and then you look at everything and then you go back and hit unsubscribe, and that's it.
John Domingo:You pay 3.99 to see.
John Domingo:See all her wares.
John Domingo:Just.
Duchess:Well, I guess after the.
Duchess:The only thing you have to remember is just shut that shit off.
Duchess:Because the Preview is like 3.99.
Duchess:And then next.
Duchess:Yeah, next, you know, day 32, it's like 12.99.
John Domingo:You know, something like that.
John Domingo:Yeah.
Duchess:And you can't cancel it.
John Domingo:Still got to go another month, but says screw that.
John Domingo:I can find it for free.
John Domingo:Sure you can.
Duchess:You could.
Duchess:There's boobs.
John Domingo:Bruce says I have to take her to Starbucks.
John Domingo:Find out her name.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:You have to read it on her apron.
John Domingo:Wendy Whoppers.
John Domingo:No, it's not Wendy Whoppers.
John Domingo:It's got a nice set, though.
Duchess:Wendy Whoppers.
Duchess:Wow.
John Domingo:All right.
John Domingo:The Brand X podcast with Deuce Joe and.
John Domingo:And me.
John Domingo:We will be on the 7th of February.
John Domingo:We'll be recording our next podcast.
John Domingo:I got the bar card all set up, ready to go in our Discord.
John Domingo:One of.
John Domingo:One of our Discord people was like, hey, I'll send you some stuff to fill up that bar cart.
John Domingo:I would love that.
John Domingo:The problem is I don't think you can mail booze.
John Domingo:I think it's illegal to mail booze.
Duchess:I think.
Duchess:Yeah.
Duchess:And I don't think in.
Duchess:There's some places that can deliver.
Duchess:But don't.
Duchess:Don't do that.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Now, I don't do what Soft Weekly does.
John Domingo:I don't go in there, take a picture off of OnlyFans and then display it on the Internet for everybody else to see.
Duchess:You just share Patreon content, not nudes.
Duchess:Right, right.
John Domingo:That's right.
John Domingo:That I'm on.
John Domingo:Don't get me started.
John Domingo:That I'm on.
John Domingo:I get all my only fan contents for soft.
John Domingo:There you go.
John Domingo:Soft.
John Domingo:All right.
Duchess:Well, you know, Mike met Boomer Bob today.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:That was amazing.
John Domingo:I think.
Duchess:Well, Bob, I think they're both very good at it.
Duchess:It was a nice.
Duchess:They got together for.
Duchess:They got together for breakfast.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:Unfortunately, they forgot to call Professor Tom.
John Domingo:He didn't make it.
John Domingo:Okay.
John Domingo:I know.
John Domingo:Whoops.
Duchess:Well done, Bob.
John Domingo:I wonder if that was by mistake.
John Domingo:Probably not.
John Domingo:No.
Duchess:He didn't know.
Duchess:He says it was.
John Domingo:All right, you're up next.
Duchess:The old man's podcast with Tom, which I have such a hard time catching it because it's at 10 o'clock just as I'm in the midst of getting done in the office, and I feel bad.
Duchess:I was able to tune in when I was working from home and be part of it.
Duchess:And I feel bad because now I feel like kind of usury.
Duchess:So I'm going to try to jump on some of the.
Duchess:I'll try to jump onto his shows maybe when I'm on date.
John Domingo:Oh, you want to be a member of the show?
John Domingo:Like, you want to get in?
Duchess:No, no, no, no.
Duchess:I just want him to, like, see that I'm in the chat.
Duchess:Like, not just I showed up, glommed free stuff and then left.
Duchess:That's kind of.
John Domingo:Well, we do.
John Domingo:We.
John Domingo:I mean, we are giving him.
Duchess:We are shouting them out.
Duchess:That's true.
John Domingo:Yeah.
John Domingo:So I listen to his podcast and it's certainly not this podcast.
John Domingo:Like, in other words, he's nice guy.
John Domingo:Very, very nice.
John Domingo:Nice guy.
John Domingo:And he's.
Duchess:He's a very nice man.
John Domingo:Yes.
John Domingo:Bob had a bigger dick than he expected.
John Domingo:Whoops.
John Domingo:Okay, well, that's a little bit more information than we Needed, Mike.
John Domingo:God damn.
John Domingo:Well, all right.
John Domingo:And then.
John Domingo:God damn it.
John Domingo:The who's Right podcast with Doug and Anthony.
John Domingo:There you go.
John Domingo:All right.
Duchess:That's the order we started, my friend.
John Domingo:All right.
Duchess:You have to number them like you get the odd name.
John Domingo:I know what to tell you.
John Domingo:All right, everybody.
Duchess:We had no voicemails or text, so thank you.
Duchess:Of course.
Duchess:Thank you, everyone.
John Domingo:It's just the way it is.
John Domingo:All right.
John Domingo:Two hours.
Duchess:We still.
Duchess:We still love you all.
John Domingo:Yeah, we do.
John Domingo:Thank you for the 29 people that were in here in the chat.
John Domingo:Really appreciate that.
John Domingo:It's a lot of fun.
John Domingo:If you're listening to this as a audio podcast, you want to come hang out with us?
John Domingo:6:30 Eastern Time, Monday and Thursdays.
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John Domingo:Come hang out with Grinder Grindr only fans.
Duchess:Can't forget that one.
Duchess:God damn it.
Duchess:Find John on only.
John Domingo:I'm going to make a Boomer bunker only fans account.
John Domingo:We're going to put some special stuff up there.
John Domingo:We're going to get Duchess to read stories.
Duchess:No, don't do that.
John Domingo:Put it up on over charge.
Duchess:Some good money for it then.
John Domingo:I will.
John Domingo:I certainly will.
Duchess:Don't put my face up.
Duchess:Nobody needs to do that.
John Domingo:Well, tell me how to produce.
Duchess:I will do so.
John Domingo:All right, everybody, get out there.
John Domingo:Make America great again.
John Domingo:We'll talk to you later.
Duchess:Take care.
Duchess:Bye.
John Domingo:Am I going to worry about it?
John Domingo:First of all, I'm not going to worry about it, Phil, because he's not going to win.
Duchess:He's not going to win.
John Domingo:She's going to win easily.
John Domingo:His hope and joy rising victory is in sight in less than three weeks.
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