Episode 298
Poison Cookies? | Episode 298
John Jamingo and Duchess engage in lively discussions filled with humor, drama, and intriguing insights. This episode kicks off with John and Duchess diving into the drama surrounding Edward from the “Am I Canceled" podcast. The back-and-forth Discord spat between Edward and Katie Goobel becomes a hot topic as John navigates discord dynamics, friendships, and Edward's emotional boundaries.
Amidst the chaos, John takes jabs at political figures like Gavin Newscum and Kamala Harris, critiquing their policies and leadership. Meanwhile, the co-hosts delve into the controversial ingredients in Girl Scout cookies, sparking a debate on food safety and the broader implications of harmful chemicals in everyday products.
In a lighter segment, the allure of wealth from OnlyFans is examined, with shocking revelations about the income of its creators. John and Duchess tackle the societal and familial impacts of this platform with their characteristic comedic touch. The episode wraps up with community-engaging voicemail messages and announcements about the podcast's future episodes and the intriguing sticker offer. Tune in for an episode blending humor, drama, and insightful commentary on contemporary issues.
Takeaways:
- The hosts, John Jamingo and the Duchess, emphasize the importance of discipline in children's upbringing, lamenting the lack of accountability in modern parenting practices.
- During the episode, they discuss the consequences of emotional intelligence deficits in interpersonal relationships, particularly online interactions.
- They critique the current educational system, advocating for a return to more rigorous academic standards and the teaching of essential life skills like reading time on analog clocks.
- A significant portion of the conversation centers around the impact of social media and technology on youth, highlighting how these tools can hinder development if not managed properly.
- The hosts express their views on the controversial topic of gender inclusivity in scouting, debating the necessity and implications of allowing girls to participate in Boy Scouts.
- Finally, the episode touches on the financial success of individuals in the adult entertainment industry, exploring societal attitudes towards such occupations and their implications for personal identity.
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Transcript
We're from Jersey, baby, baby, baby and you're not we're from Jersey, baby, baby and you're not.
Speaker A:All right, you guys, podcast time.
Speaker A:We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.
Speaker A:Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.
Speaker B:Ready?
Speaker A:I'm going to start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
Speaker A:Hey, welcome in to the Boomer Bunker.
Speaker A:I am your host, John J.
Speaker A:And the woman to my right, it has her mouth wide open.
Speaker A:That's the Duchess.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I looked over.
Speaker A:You're like.
Speaker A:Like you just saw a ghost.
Speaker B:Because it's not streaming to Rumble.
Speaker A:I, I.
Speaker A:You don't know until you turn it on.
Speaker A:It's not like you can test it.
Speaker A:I went in and did all the things right.
Speaker A:All the.
Speaker B:All right, Calm rumble.
Speaker B:Calm your tits.
Speaker B:It's just that nobody cares.
Speaker A:Listen, we're having a great episode tonight.
Speaker A:It's all about cube steak.
Speaker A:Cube steak.
Speaker A:How to cook it, how to marinate it, how to beat it with a hammer.
Speaker A:Just kidding.
Speaker A:So today's a weird day because it's a Wednesday, and we normally do Thursdays, and I'm all out of sorts, and for some reason, today, I just couldn't get.
Speaker A:I couldn't get focused.
Speaker A:I've tried a couple of new things here to add to the studio.
Speaker A:Like, I have a second iPad with my notes on it to kind of free up some of the screen.
Speaker A:I know this is all inside baseball, but then.
Speaker A:Then right before, about an hour before Edward from the Mi Cancel podcast starts attacking me in the discord.
Speaker A:Private chat, and I'm like, is this boy retarded?
Speaker A:First of all, he gets mad at me because he's 33, and I said, he's in his mid-30s.
Speaker A:Okay, where.
Speaker A:What age is mid-30s?
Speaker A:I'm thinking 33 to 37 is mid-30s.
Speaker A:37 to or 36?
Speaker A:33 to 36 is mid-30s.
Speaker A:37 is late 30s, early 30s is 30.
Speaker A:31 or 32.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:Okay, sure.
Speaker A:And that work?
Speaker A:Close.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:So the boys.
Speaker A:In his mid-30s.
Speaker A:My mid-30s.
Speaker A:Yes, you are.
Speaker B:How old is he?
Speaker A:33.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker A:Welcome to Cusp.
Speaker B:Welcome to Mid, buddy.
Speaker A:Yeah, but he's got.
Speaker A:He's got to fight with everything.
Speaker A:He's.
Speaker A:I'm telling you, the guy is basically, he's got a low eq, you know, not an IQ with intelligent Q.
Speaker B:So what.
Speaker B:What does that stand for?
Speaker A:Q?
Speaker A:Well, let's start with the E.
Speaker A:The E is Emotional.
Speaker A:He's got a low emotional Q.
Speaker A:Q is quota.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:You have a low emotional quota in it.
Speaker B:Close quotient.
Speaker A:But yeah, whatever.
Speaker A:Quotient.
Speaker A:The A quotient.
Speaker A:Anyhow, it's attached to your IQ and eq.
Speaker A:Here's the thing about Edward and I.
Speaker A:We're so much alike and he hates that.
Speaker A:That, you know, we fight back and forth and he just doesn't let it go.
Speaker A:He will not.
Speaker A:He will not.
Speaker A:He will not quit.
Speaker A:Now I know why he has problems with the ladies.
Speaker A:He just won't quit.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:A, E, I, O, U.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:And sometimes.
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker A:So anyhow.
Speaker A:So then Edward started arguing with me over this whole Katie Google thing.
Speaker B:Apparently, the first time you've mentioned Katie Google.
Speaker A:We talked about Katie Google Monday night.
Speaker B:Oh, that's true.
Speaker A:When we were talking about Am I canceled?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:If you don't know, Katie Google was the co host.
Speaker A:Still might be.
Speaker A:Don't know of am I canceled.
Speaker A:And here's the thing.
Speaker A:I love the show with Edward and Katie together.
Speaker A:I did.
Speaker A:I thought it was really, really good show.
Speaker B:It was a good show.
Speaker A:It was a good show.
Speaker A:And apparently there was a tiff.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Yeah, apparently.
Speaker A:I'm not sure what it's about.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:But then Edward with his low EQ comes running into our Discord and boots Katie out of our Discord.
Speaker B:Yeah, not.
Speaker B:That wasn't cool right now.
Speaker A:Drama.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:Discord.
Speaker A:Drama.
Speaker A:So here's the deal.
Speaker A:When Bob was married, Bob was married to Tammy, those two would have a fight, and then Bob would come in and he would toss her out of the Discord.
Speaker A:Now, I compared the two, because what I said to Edward was, Katie didn't do anything wrong in Discord.
Speaker A:And I kind of run Discord like it's a business.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:I have to be the manager of the Discord.
Speaker A:So I said, you can't kick her out.
Speaker A:She didn't do anything wrong in the Discord.
Speaker A:But then I thought back to Bob and when Bob would kick out Tammy, she never did anything wrong in the Discord either.
Speaker A:But there's a big difference.
Speaker B:Well, first of all, he's married to her.
Speaker A:He's married to her at the time.
Speaker B:And that was his prerogative.
Speaker B:Not.
Speaker B:You didn't booter.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:But I didn't.
Speaker B:Problem.
Speaker A:I didn't bring her in.
Speaker A:But the.
Speaker A:The big difference between Tammy and Katie Google is we like Katie Gooble.
Speaker A:We didn't like Tammy.
Speaker B:Tammy.
Speaker B:Tammy was challenging.
Speaker A:I see.
Speaker A:You're so.
Speaker A:You have to put such a PR spin on things.
Speaker A:It's like she's.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Not.
Speaker B:Not my place to tear her up.
Speaker A:She's challenging.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Tammy was challenging, okay, in many, many ways.
Speaker A:But Katie Goobel is a delight.
Speaker A:We think she's a delight.
Speaker A:I don't know what happened between the two of them.
Speaker A:It's none of my business.
Speaker A:I don't really know.
Speaker A:So we brought Katie Google back, and apparently that is a bridge too far for Edward.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:John decides who gets to play in his sandbox.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:See, Sparky gets it.
Speaker A:Edward, not so much.
Speaker A:So we have.
Speaker A:We still have a.
Speaker A:I'd kick her out.
Speaker A:One hour later, I'd change my mind, grab her iPad and rejoin her.
Speaker A:She didn't even know she was gone.
Speaker A:Again, this job.
Speaker A:Bob was Bob's wife.
Speaker A:And I figured if he wants her out of the discord or whatever, for whatever reason, that's fine.
Speaker A:To be honest with you, I didn't really like her that much anyhow.
Speaker A:But, you know, Bob, I was like, okay, Bob, she's your wife.
Speaker B:We have.
Speaker B:We have moved on.
Speaker A:We have moved on.
Speaker A:But, yeah, you know, I knew she was crazy, but I can't.
Speaker A:You can't tell somebody when they're married that their wife is crazy.
Speaker A:You can't tell them that.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It's not.
Speaker A:It never.
Speaker A:Because then they make up, and the next thing you know, you're the asshole.
Speaker A:Which is probably what's going to happen between Katie Google and Edward.
Speaker A:They'll make up, they'll compare notes, I'll be the asshole, then they'll both leave, and I don't give a fuck.
Speaker A:Just saying.
Speaker A:I don't.
Speaker A:I don't.
Speaker B:All right, so you and Edward had been having a tiff back and forth, back and forth, right?
Speaker A:And he's like.
Speaker A:He wants me to declare my.
Speaker A:My love, my allegiance, my friendship to him by kicking out his person.
Speaker A:That's upsetting.
Speaker A:He's upset with.
Speaker A:And I'm like, I don't have a dog in this fight.
Speaker A:I like.
Speaker A:If him and Jody had a fight right now, I would stay out of it.
Speaker A:Because I like Jody.
Speaker A:I like Edward.
Speaker A:I like Katie.
Speaker A:I like Edward.
Speaker A:I like Bob.
Speaker A:Sometimes I like Tammy.
Speaker A:No times.
Speaker A:See, that's how it works.
Speaker A:That was easy because Tammy was challenging.
Speaker B:Tammy.
Speaker B:No times.
Speaker A:Tammy was challenging.
Speaker A:So anyhow, Edward's going back and forth, and then finally Jody, because he's in this discord.
Speaker A:It's like a private message.
Speaker A:It's a group thing.
Speaker B:You have a chat.
Speaker B:You have a chat group.
Speaker A:You have a chat.
Speaker A:The former rubberneckers chat is always there.
Speaker A:Okay, So I guess Jody was listening to it and he left the voice, and I.
Speaker B:And I.
Speaker B:Jody's like, I'm out now.
Speaker A:You know what?
Speaker A:Finally.
Speaker A:You know, I always say, you know, Wishy Washy Jody, Mr.
Speaker A:You know.
Speaker A:You know, what do I call him?
Speaker A:Ball washing Jody B.
Speaker A:He's kind of ball washer.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:He actually.
Speaker B:He's Switzerland.
Speaker A:Most of the time.
Speaker A:He is.
Speaker A:But this time, he actually took a stand, kind of.
Speaker A:This is the biggest stand I've ever seen with Jody.
Speaker B:All right, does he know you're playing this?
Speaker B:Because now we're not going to see Jody anymore because you're going to piss him off.
Speaker A:I said, here's what I said.
Speaker A:Can I use this audio tonight on the show?
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker A:I want to have a Jamingo court.
Speaker A:And his.
Speaker A:His response was absolutely.
Speaker A:So there we go.
Speaker B:Mike says, kick Edward out.
Speaker A:Eugene.
Speaker A:Eugene can stay.
Speaker A:Eugene can stay.
Speaker A:Edward has to go.
Speaker A:Hey, Ray, we're going to get into your cube steak topic in just a few.
Speaker B:Definitely going to talk about poverty meals.
Speaker A:So here's what Jody said.
Speaker C:Okay?
Speaker C:Nobody asked for my opinion, but now I'm going to have to give it.
Speaker C:You guys are both being stubborn cunts.
Speaker C:This is ridiculous.
Speaker C:I will say this.
Speaker C:Both of you guys kind of made an error here.
Speaker C:Edward, you cannot throw people out of a house that isn't your house, plain and simple.
Speaker C:I agree with John in that aspect, 100%.
Speaker C:You.
Speaker C:I don't know if it's just old dude energy or, like, what the deal is, but.
Speaker C:And I know this from experience, so you can get mad if you want to, but I'm telling you, there is something ingrained in you that you will if you are.
Speaker C:Let me try this again.
Speaker C:If Jamingo is 100 wrong, he is a man of principle, and he will apologize.
Speaker C:He will say, I'm sorry, my bad.
Speaker C:But if he is 99.4% wrong, he will say, you.
Speaker C:That shouldn't have happened.
Speaker C:I'm not apologizing for.
Speaker A:I disagree with him here.
Speaker A:I disagree with him here because.
Speaker B:Of course you do.
Speaker A:Well, because I.
Speaker A:I feel that if.
Speaker A:If I.
Speaker A:I'm very black and white, either I'm right or I'm wrong.
Speaker A:If I believe I'm right, he's 100% right.
Speaker A:I will not apologize.
Speaker A:But if I think I'm wrong, I will 100% apologize.
Speaker A:Take a.
Speaker A:A certain podcast that I used to be friends with.
Speaker A:I apologized, and apparently, that apology wasn't good enough.
Speaker A:Well, you only get one.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:I'm not going to sit here and gravel.
Speaker A:You get one apology, and if that's not good enough, you can go yourself.
Speaker A:So if I'm wrong, I will apologize.
Speaker A:If.
Speaker A:But you know, if I'm right, I will never apologize.
Speaker A:So it's not that.
Speaker A:99.4.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:Okay, let's just let.
Speaker A:I just want to clear that up.
Speaker C:Know that because we've been through it with other folks, I don't understand why it's so hard to say my bad, dude, I'm sorry.
Speaker A:It's not.
Speaker C:I say I love you.
Speaker C:I say I'm sorry a hundred times a day, and I mean it most of the time.
Speaker C:But at the end of the day, like, it's Edward, John, you guys have known each other for years, and I understand him feeling disrespected.
Speaker C:It's like a slap in the mouth.
Speaker C:He brings this in a month ago, and now you'd rather keep her than get rid of him.
Speaker C:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:That's why.
Speaker B:But why The.
Speaker B:The problem is that it's their argument.
Speaker B:It's not exactly.
Speaker B:It's spill.
Speaker B:And I.
Speaker B:I love Edward and I really like Katie.
Speaker B:And I don't know what happened between them.
Speaker B:I'm sure there's something.
Speaker B:Whatever.
Speaker B:Whatever the hell happened, but it's not.
Speaker B:He.
Speaker B:He wants.
Speaker B:Jody's essentially saying bros before hoes.
Speaker A:I get that part of it.
Speaker B:He's going way the long ways about it.
Speaker B:And he's so.
Speaker B:He's siding with Edward while at why.
Speaker A:Edward is now again behind the scenes.
Speaker A:I don't know what's going on.
Speaker A:I have no idea.
Speaker A:If I got.
Speaker A:If I got the story and I believe that Katie was off a rocker, I would be bros before hoes.
Speaker A:But here's the thing.
Speaker A:I did not throw Edward out of the discord.
Speaker A:He took his ball and went home.
Speaker B:What did Red say?
Speaker A:Red says, I don't even know what's going on.
Speaker A:And John's wrong.
Speaker A:See, this.
Speaker A:This is the.
Speaker A:This is the abuse I take on my own show.
Speaker B:Oh, the tragedy.
Speaker A:So again, I did not throw Edward out of this discord.
Speaker A:He took his ball and left.
Speaker B:Right?
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I'm not even mad.
Speaker A:I'm not mad at Edward.
Speaker A:I'm not upset with Edward.
Speaker A:He's upset with me.
Speaker A:He wants me.
Speaker A:I don't know what he wants me to do.
Speaker A:I ain't done nothing wrong.
Speaker A:So we know all know where this is going.
Speaker A:I'm not apologizing for something I didn't do.
Speaker A:It's all farce.
Speaker A:Edward and Google Set this off for show content.
Speaker A:Very.
Speaker A:You know what?
Speaker A:That would be fantastic if that was true.
Speaker A:That would be fantastic.
Speaker A:Now, through the grapevine, I heard that Katie and Edward have talked.
Speaker A:So I don't know where that.
Speaker A:I don't know where that.
Speaker A:Where that leaves them.
Speaker A:I have no idea.
Speaker A:I, in my heart of hearts, hope they come to an understanding.
Speaker B:I hope so.
Speaker A:And she's back on the show.
Speaker A:I love her on the show.
Speaker A:Just telling you that right now.
Speaker A:She.
Speaker A:She.
Speaker A:She compliments him.
Speaker A:It's like peanut butter and jelly.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:That's how I believe.
Speaker A:All right, so let's.
Speaker A:Let's let Jody continue.
Speaker C:I'd be mad, too.
Speaker C:I think the moral of this story is you guys are being ridiculous and girls ruin everything.
Speaker C:That's the problem here.
Speaker C:John is going into super nice guy mode because titties and he can't be mean to a girl.
Speaker A:All right, first of all, I've never seen her titties.
Speaker A:I don't even know if she's got a big rack or not.
Speaker A:I'll be honest with you.
Speaker A:The pictures I.
Speaker A:I've seen of Katie Google, she's a very cute girl, but I.
Speaker A:I didn't look at her in a sexual.
Speaker A:In a sexual way.
Speaker A:I don't know why.
Speaker A:I consider her like a.
Speaker A:Like a kid.
Speaker A:I know she's not a child, but in other words, I don't look at her in a.
Speaker A:Only fans kind of way.
Speaker A:I'm just saying.
Speaker A:And second of all, Jody, could you get off the fucking fence for one time and pick a side?
Speaker A:I'm not mad.
Speaker A:I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker A:Edward's acting like a child.
Speaker A:You can't say that.
Speaker B:He did say that.
Speaker A:It's the.
Speaker A:No, he didn't.
Speaker A:He said, you're both wrong.
Speaker A:And listen, I.
Speaker A:I said to him.
Speaker B:And I.
Speaker B:I think Edward's more wrong on this one than you are.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker B:I have.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I'll.
Speaker B:I will side with you on this one.
Speaker B:I think that the problem is, is whatever happened over there spilled here.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:And we are containing it by.
Speaker B:Everybody stays where they are because it doesn't impact us.
Speaker B:If Edward had a discord and you're a mod in it, and he kicked her out and you put her back, that would be different.
Speaker A:Correct.
Speaker B:But he.
Speaker B:He abused his mod power by just.
Speaker B:He was pissed at her, so he booted her.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:Okay, no.
Speaker B:And again, I.
Speaker B:I don't know what.
Speaker B:What happened between them.
Speaker B:I hope it clears up because I like them together as a podcast duo.
Speaker A:I mean, they live on opposite in opposite ends of the country.
Speaker B:Well, whatever, you know, So.
Speaker A:I mean, so.
Speaker B:Oh, here you go.
Speaker B:I'm gonna.
Speaker B:So, Sparky says, I got here a few minutes late, missed some content, so I can't make a judgment call, but I am the voice of reason.
Speaker A:Duchess is the voice of reason.
Speaker B:You're so good to me, Sparky.
Speaker A:Thank you so.
Speaker B:Oh, oh, and he says, wait, is John trying to make Edward his very own stuttering John?
Speaker A:No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I don't get that.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:First of all, I like Edward.
Speaker A:I think he's.
Speaker A:He's a great guy.
Speaker A:He's talented.
Speaker A:He's a talented podcaster.
Speaker A:He's a talented musician.
Speaker A:I think he's got a lot of potential.
Speaker A:And, I mean, he's a little bit.
Speaker A:Listen, he grew up in the millennial age, and.
Speaker A:Is it millennial Gen Z?
Speaker A:What is he?
Speaker A:He's 33.
Speaker A:What would that be?
Speaker B:He's, like, at the.
Speaker A:He's, like, on the coast.
Speaker B:No, he's millennial.
Speaker B:He's millennial.
Speaker B:He's a young millennial.
Speaker A:Yeah, he's like a young millennial.
Speaker A:And, you know, they.
Speaker A:They kind of got that woke mind virus in him a little bit.
Speaker B:He's still.
Speaker B:My.
Speaker B:My eldest was born in 96, and she's, like, at the bottom of, like, the youngest millennial, just, I think, by birth year, but I think she falls into.
Speaker A:Okay, so that's where he is now.
Speaker A:I think Edwards a great town, and I still consider Edward a friend.
Speaker A:I don't think Edward.
Speaker A:I don't think.
Speaker A:I think Edwards mad at me.
Speaker A:I'm not mad at him.
Speaker A:I'm just saying this is kind of how Edward the Easy Exodus started.
Speaker A:He was kicking people.
Speaker A:He had no business kicking out castaways.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:You know.
Speaker A:You know, hey, Mike, since you're in the chat, can I tell you what?
Speaker A:Can I talk about what you sent me that you want to do that I approved.
Speaker A:You know what I'm talking about for our 300th episode?
Speaker A:You have no idea.
Speaker A:I'm asking if I could talk about it.
Speaker A:If I could talk about it.
Speaker A:If he says I can talk about it, I'll talk about it.
Speaker A:If he says I don't, I won't.
Speaker A:I won't.
Speaker B:I'm just saying he literally brought it up by saying, can I talk about it?
Speaker A:Well, if he says no, then it's not no.
Speaker B:Then you're gonna be like, no, no, no.
Speaker A:If he's.
Speaker A:If he says no, it's no to.
Speaker B:Say he doesn't care.
Speaker A:First of all, okay, first of all, because I don't think anybody's going to listen and.
Speaker A:Okay, here's a quick, quick question, Mike.
Speaker A:Did you send it to the person yet?
Speaker A:If you send it to the person yet, doesn't matter whether we talk about it or not.
Speaker A:It'll be funny.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:So anyhow, so that's the drama of the.
Speaker A:That's the show drama.
Speaker A:The inner workings of the show drama today.
Speaker A:All right, should we get into the cube steaks?
Speaker B:Sure.
Speaker A:I'm just kidding.
Speaker A:Did.
Speaker A:Did he answer back?
Speaker A:Did he send it?
Speaker A:No, he didn't send it yet.
Speaker B:I don't know if he sent it.
Speaker A:All right, that's okay.
Speaker A:That's the answer to that.
Speaker A:All right, well, that's it.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:If we get into that, we get into it.
Speaker A:If we don't, we don't.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Oh, he says he has not sent it.
Speaker A:Okay, well, then I won't say anything.
Speaker A:It'll be a surprise.
Speaker A:If it works out, it'll be amazing.
Speaker B:He says have not sent it, and I agree it will not be heard.
Speaker B:And I.
Speaker B:And doesn't care if he hears it early.
Speaker B:He's still sending.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I feel like I should.
Speaker A:I should.
Speaker B:I just know now you've blabbed it.
Speaker A:All out, so, you know, I tickled their ass with a feather.
Speaker A:Maybe I should let this content hang out there and this because I.
Speaker A:Forget it.
Speaker B:We're going to.
Speaker B:We're going to forget to talk about it next week, so you may as well.
Speaker A:All right, so Mike, Producer Mike had a brilliant idea.
Speaker A:You know, that this show and the Eric Zane show podcast has, I guess, a little bit of a tiff a drama going on again.
Speaker A:This is where I don't.
Speaker A:I don't hate Eric.
Speaker A:Duchess does.
Speaker A:But I don't hate Eric.
Speaker A:But I do like making fun of him.
Speaker A:So our 300th episode will be next Thursday.
Speaker A:So Mike got the idea because Eric, the Jamaican that he is, he has a thousand jobs.
Speaker A:You can hire him to make a cameo.
Speaker A:So he wants to get Eric to make a cameo for this podcast, congratulating us on 300 episodes.
Speaker A:Now I would like to bet whether he does it or not.
Speaker A:I say he does.
Speaker A:I say he absolutely does.
Speaker A:It might not be nice.
Speaker A:It might be brutal, which is fine for me.
Speaker B:No, because he says you can't be rude.
Speaker B:The stipulation was he couldn't be rude.
Speaker A:He says that, but how's that going to stop him?
Speaker B:All right, well, whatever.
Speaker A:Do you think?
Speaker A:I think he's going to roast us.
Speaker B:I don't think he's going to do anything.
Speaker A:You think he won't do it?
Speaker A:You think he'll turn down the.
Speaker B:Well, first of all, I don't fucking care because I think Eric Zane's a piece of shit.
Speaker B:So I don't give a crap about hearing his cameo.
Speaker B:So he can either stuff it up his ass or whatever.
Speaker B:I don't care.
Speaker B:He can go drop dead.
Speaker B:Whatever.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I'm not thrilled about it.
Speaker B:So I think it's a waste of money.
Speaker B:Frankly, I'd rather he be eating chicken out of a dumpster.
Speaker B:I wouldn't give him a dime of my money.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:But, hey, you know what?
Speaker A:I find Eric challenging.
Speaker B:Yeah, we should send him a helmet.
Speaker A:All right, let's get into something.
Speaker A:So today I found out that on Call Her Daddy Mingo and Duchess.
Speaker A:John, are you in?
Speaker A:Oh, here we go.
Speaker A:Dune coon poop face says Mingo and Dutch.
Speaker A:John, are you into femboys or lady boys more?
Speaker A:I honestly don't know the difference.
Speaker A:I don't know what the difference.
Speaker A:Duchess says I'm in a lady voice.
Speaker B:He likes the ones that dress up.
Speaker B:He seems to.
Speaker B:That seems to be his preference.
Speaker A:I find the.
Speaker A:I find the transformation fascinating.
Speaker A:I'm not sexually attracted to them, but I'm just saying I find the transformation of a man to a female that is attractive.
Speaker A:I mean, don't get me wrong, there's some guys that look like.
Speaker A:They just put lipstick on, and they look like a.
Speaker A:They look like a dude with lipstick on.
Speaker A:But some of these guys can do makeup and they look like a woman.
Speaker A:You can't tell the difference.
Speaker A:That fascinates me.
Speaker A:All right, but it's not a sexual thing.
Speaker A:It's just a fascination thing of how they can transform from one woman, one kind of gender.
Speaker B:How they can float, like they can gender bend like that.
Speaker A:Yeah, how they can gender bend.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker A:I know you guys all want to make it like I'm.
Speaker A:I'm like, jerking off to trans porn.
Speaker A:That's not happening.
Speaker A:That's not my thing.
Speaker A:That's not what I do.
Speaker B:But when I listen, we don't judge.
Speaker A:I know you keep saying that as you judge.
Speaker A:That might be the.
Speaker A:That might be the title of this.
Speaker A:We listen but don't judge.
Speaker B:Totally judge.
Speaker A:Okay, yeah, you're totally judging when you say that.
Speaker A:But as.
Speaker A:As it.
Speaker A:As it go.
Speaker A:As it.
Speaker A:As I said before, I find the trans transition fascinating.
Speaker A:I haven't seen.
Speaker B:Have someone on your side.
Speaker A:Josh says, stop defending yourself, John.
Speaker A:The transformation is the only reason I watch RuPaul with my wife.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker A:But these guys try to make it like a gay thing.
Speaker A:It's not for me.
Speaker B:Transporter.
Speaker B:Transporter.
Speaker B:I totally heard that in the way he meant it.
Speaker B:That's so funny.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Can I get back into the Monica Lewinsky thing?
Speaker B:Sure.
Speaker B:Absolutely.
Speaker A:All right, so she went on call her daddy.
Speaker A:And apparently.
Speaker A:And I didn't realize this, but she's got a podcast now.
Speaker A:It's called.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker B:Who doesn't have a podcast now?
Speaker A:God.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Satan.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:Anyhow, it's called Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky now.
Speaker B:Reclaiming.
Speaker A:Reclaiming.
Speaker A:All right, so what I would like to do.
Speaker B:Red says it's called Comcast.
Speaker A:All right, so here we go.
Speaker A:Let's just dive right into it again.
Speaker A:In whatever year it was, she was 24 years old, all right, and she had an affair with President Clinton, who was 49 at the time.
Speaker B:Dirty bird.
Speaker A: ght, now, if this happened in: Speaker A:So you think she'd have more shunned now?
Speaker A:Yeah, with me, too.
Speaker B:Social media has much more.
Speaker B:No, because she's.
Speaker B:It was a Democrat, so it wouldn't have been that.
Speaker B:Because remember all the women that came forward that Bill Clinton went after, they went away.
Speaker B:That whole me too moment, they didn't do that with.
Speaker A:Well, they got paid.
Speaker A:They got paid.
Speaker A:Paula Jones, the.
Speaker A:Paul Jones was the one with the big nose.
Speaker A:And then there was this other one.
Speaker A:I can't.
Speaker A:She was a blonde.
Speaker A:I can't remember her name.
Speaker A:But just Google women.
Speaker A:Monica.
Speaker A:Women Bill Clinton had an affair with, and see if they're.
Speaker A:What comes up.
Speaker B:Well, there's a bunch of them, so.
Speaker B:Well, that's.
Speaker B:What.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:What were some of their names?
Speaker A:Did you.
Speaker A:Did you Google it?
Speaker A:I'm sorry, I thought you were Googling it.
Speaker B:I can right now.
Speaker A:That was a hint when I said, hey, Google that.
Speaker B:Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker B:I'll read your mind next time.
Speaker A:You don't have to.
Speaker A:I told you what I wanted.
Speaker A:You didn't have to read my mind.
Speaker A:I was very direct in what I said.
Speaker B:Yeah, you're already on the shit list from this morning.
Speaker A:What did I do this morning?
Speaker B:Make sure I bark.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker A:I did not say that.
Speaker B:Oh, my God, you did.
Speaker A:So what?
Speaker A:So what?
Speaker B:There's Kathleen Wiley.
Speaker B:There's Paula Jones, there's Leslie Milwee, There's Juanita Broderick, who's on Twitter, by the way.
Speaker B:And I love her.
Speaker A:Okay, that's not even the one.
Speaker A:I'm thinking of the blonde.
Speaker A:There was a blonde there that I would.
Speaker A:If I heard her name, I would know it.
Speaker A:Okay, but.
Speaker A:Okay, so that's none.
Speaker A:So that's all the women that he around with.
Speaker A:Why he was the governor of Arkansas and maybe the President of the United States, we don't know.
Speaker B:So Flowers was different.
Speaker A:Jennifer Flowers.
Speaker A:That's the one.
Speaker B:Another he was with a presidential candidate.
Speaker B:I want to say Gary somebody right there.
Speaker A:Gary Rice.
Speaker B:No, Gary Wright.
Speaker B:Who the is Gary Rice?
Speaker A:Google Jennifer Flowers and find out.
Speaker B:I am already on it.
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker B:Okay, okay, I'll do that too.
Speaker B:Anything else?
Speaker A:Captain, I'm so sorry.
Speaker A:I'm asking for help here.
Speaker A:While I'm talking, I need somebody to google.
Speaker B:Nope, she's another one.
Speaker B:Yeah, she's another one.
Speaker A:Another one.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I thought she was on.
Speaker B:I thought there's somebody else with him too.
Speaker B:But yeah, Jennifer Flowers.
Speaker B:I guess she was the most popular.
Speaker A:One with Clinton, right?
Speaker B:She was a pretty blonde.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:So meanwhile this dog is like he can't keep his dick in his pants.
Speaker A:So now they get to he's in the White House and he cons this poor 24 year old girl.
Speaker A:And again, if you look at, you know, the girls today that are 24, you would say what a pig.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Now don't get me wrong, she knew what she was doing was wrong.
Speaker A:But the way that they went after her and left him alone was fucking horrific.
Speaker A:The way they treated her and gave him a fucking pass after all this fucking around he did, it was horrible.
Speaker A:So I mean they, they.
Speaker A:Okay, so basically what happened was who was the linebacker that turned her in?
Speaker A:That, that she.
Speaker A:Dude, that she mule?
Speaker B:Linda.
Speaker B:Trip.
Speaker A:Linda Tripp turned her.
Speaker B:Don't call her a linebacker.
Speaker A:That's John Goodman played her on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker B:Why are we talk.
Speaker B:Why are we.
Speaker B:What's going on with this?
Speaker A:All right, so I'm just saying that they turned Monica in.
Speaker A:She's 24 years old, she's living in D.C.
Speaker A:doing an internship.
Speaker A:The FBI grabs her while she's in a mall, brings her in her hotel and, and wants her to basically turn state's evidence on Bill.
Speaker A:And tells her that if she doesn't do this, she's going to go to jail for 27 years.
Speaker A:And I'm thinking to myself, for what?
Speaker A:A blowjob?
Speaker A:I mean hookers get what, maybe six months?
Speaker A:How does she get 27 years for a blow job?
Speaker A:Then the slut shaming started with her almost up, probably up until today, like we said before.
Speaker B:Well, the feminist really went after her.
Speaker A:Yeah, I wish that.
Speaker A:I wish Monica.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:Listen.
Speaker A:I wish Monica could sue the Clintons and get some of that Clinton foundation money, because out of all the women that around with Bill Clinton, she's about the only one that didn't get paid.
Speaker B:Well, she's doing all right now, but do you think.
Speaker A:Where would she work?
Speaker A:I have no idea what she literally.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:She's on podcast.
Speaker B:She has books.
Speaker B:She had a makeup line.
Speaker A:I didn't know any of this.
Speaker A:What you're informing me.
Speaker A:Thank you very much for bringing me up to speed on the Monica Lewinsky story saga.
Speaker A:You're very salty tonight.
Speaker B:Oh, I am.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I feel a little tension here.
Speaker A:I'm not going to lie.
Speaker A:I guess it was today when.
Speaker A:When Bruce said Duchess Talk, and I went, wow, that was terrible.
Speaker A:What's this?
Speaker A:Like, bark seal?
Speaker A:And then she's mad at me because I was.
Speaker A:I was on her side.
Speaker A:I'm Scott.
Speaker A:What are you.
Speaker A:I talked to Bruce, had an Edward moment right now.
Speaker A:I was on your side.
Speaker A:I was.
Speaker A:I was.
Speaker A:I was on your side.
Speaker A:I said, what is she?
Speaker B:I could tell by that.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I said, seal.
Speaker A:Bark seal.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I was like, that was terrible.
Speaker A:Touches speak.
Speaker A:And I was.
Speaker A:And I looked, and you were a listener.
Speaker A:I'm not going on that show anymore.
Speaker A:It's nothing but drama.
Speaker A:Jesus Christ.
Speaker B:Back to Monica.
Speaker B:Back to Monica.
Speaker A:Back to Monica.
Speaker A:So anyhow, let me see if I can find.
Speaker B:I would have been.
Speaker B:She did have a prime opportunity to.
Speaker B:To promote a stain.
Speaker B:Stain remover.
Speaker A:She did.
Speaker B:No, it would have been an opportunity.
Speaker B:Lewinsky Wash.
Speaker B:Like shout or spray.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:You know, the one thing I'm.
Speaker A:I'm finding out that this isn't working out too well is I'm using two different.
Speaker A:Never mind.
Speaker A:It doesn't matter.
Speaker A:It really doesn't matter.
Speaker A:All right, all right, so let me share my screen here, because here she is on Call Her Daddy, and she's talking about what.
Speaker A:What should have happened.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker A:I was.
Speaker A:I found this fascinating.
Speaker B:When you look back once the news broke and how everything was handled by media and the White House, how do you think it should have been handled?
Speaker B:Have you thought about that?
Speaker D:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker B:Every day.
Speaker D:I think that.
Speaker D:I think that he should have said.
Speaker D:I'm, like, now thinking this through.
Speaker D:I don't think I've answered this question before, but good question.
Speaker D:I haven't been asked that before.
Speaker D:So I think that the right way to handle a Situation like that would have been to probably say it was, you know, nobody's business and to resign, you know, or to find a way to find a way of staying in office that was not lying and not throwing a young person who was just starting out in the world under the bus.
Speaker D:And at the same time I'm hearing myself say that and it's like, okay, but we're, we're also talking about.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker D:The most powerful office in the world, you know, So I, I don't, I don't want to be naive either.
Speaker B:I, you know.
Speaker A:Okay, your thoughts should.
Speaker A:He resigned.
Speaker A:He perjured himself.
Speaker A:He perjured himself.
Speaker B:None of them.
Speaker B:Nobody was going to resign.
Speaker B:Nobody's gonna resign.
Speaker B:So what?
Speaker B:He perjured himself for lying about getting a bj.
Speaker A:I did not have sex with that woman.
Speaker B:Whatever.
Speaker B:He wasn't going to resign.
Speaker B:Not for, not for a 24 year old giving him a blowjob.
Speaker B:Absolutely not.
Speaker A:I'll be honest with you.
Speaker A:She's lucky she's alive.
Speaker A:She's lucky she didn't get Clinton.
Speaker B:Okay, so the comments.
Speaker B:Bob says I'd let her give me the presidential treatment.
Speaker B:Red said she's got.
Speaker B:She got hotter.
Speaker A:She did get hotter.
Speaker A:She now.
Speaker A:She is a smoke show right now.
Speaker A:Smoke.
Speaker B:I'd let her smoke my cigar.
Speaker B:Facts.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:All right, Horn dogs, take it easy.
Speaker B:She looks, she looks great.
Speaker B:She looks great and good on, you know, and like we talked about her, I guess a couple episodes back and it again.
Speaker B:That's a reputation.
Speaker B:And I thought she had had more dates, but not, not so many boyfriends and not so many relationships.
Speaker B:I thought she.
Speaker B:Perhaps she was married.
Speaker B:She is not.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:It's hard to overcome that, so it was probably difficult.
Speaker A:Now she was on Stephen Colbert a couple nights ago.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker A:And I guess she's.
Speaker A:I guess she's promoting her podcast.
Speaker A:I'm not sure.
Speaker A:Did she write another book?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't know enough about her.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:She's on tour for something.
Speaker B:Oh my God, she looks so different.
Speaker A:She does look different.
Speaker B:She took the Wagovi or something.
Speaker A:I don't care.
Speaker A:It's working.
Speaker A:It's working.
Speaker A:She's.
Speaker A:She's at least an eight, eight and a half.
Speaker A:She's a smoke show right now.
Speaker A:I can't believe no guys went in there and scooped her up.
Speaker A:I really can't.
Speaker D: Okay, you went through in: Speaker A: nk that would be different in: Speaker B:How do you think different for them.
Speaker D:I think it would.
Speaker B:Or if at all.
Speaker D:Yeah, I think it would be different in a number of ways.
Speaker D:So first of all, just the news cycle is shorter, but I think because of the MeToo movement, I think that we're more aware of power dynamics now.
Speaker D:But What I'm not 100% sure of is given the, I don't know the right way to say it, I think given certain political lanes that we live in now, I don't know if it were a young, charismatic, very popular Democratic president, if it would be.
Speaker D:If it would be as different as we think it would be.
Speaker B:Not one bit.
Speaker B:Not one bit.
Speaker B:Nope, nope.
Speaker B:They would have vilified whoever the girl was because she was breaking up the marriage or whatever, and it would have been this.
Speaker B:It would have been the exact same treatment.
Speaker B:I have no doubt whatsoever.
Speaker B:And you can talk all about the MeToo movement.
Speaker B:Movement, those women, they all would have rolled on her 100%.
Speaker A:Okay?
Speaker B:I guarantee it.
Speaker B:I guarantee it.
Speaker A:Now, Barack Obama has been rumored to be with Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker B:Okay?
Speaker A:There's no blowback on Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker A:There's no paparazzi going after this.
Speaker B:Okay?
Speaker A:There's no.
Speaker B:Are they even, Are they even photographed together?
Speaker A:I've seen them after the DNC going to a restaurant together.
Speaker A:He came in, she came in.
Speaker A:They all went up into the same room.
Speaker A:So I don't know, okay, like a.
Speaker B:Room of people or they were walking.
Speaker A:Together, they went into a restaurant, they went up some steps into somewhere that's together.
Speaker A:Video is.
Speaker A:Okay, well, he went in first, she went in behind them.
Speaker A:They weren't holding hands or anything like that.
Speaker A:Okay, all right, but I'm just saying there's.
Speaker A:But you would think that the.
Speaker A:Now if this was, if this rumor was against Trump or any kind of Republican.
Speaker B:Well, we've, we saw what happened there.
Speaker A:So yeah, they dig in hard, but with, with the Democrats, they kind of just.
Speaker A:Well, you know, oh, what was that?
Speaker A:What was, what was that over there?
Speaker A:You know, they don't really go after the Democratic.
Speaker B:They went after her.
Speaker B:She was a naive enough.
Speaker B:Naive 24 year old girl.
Speaker B:You have to remember that.
Speaker B:And technically an adult, but, but also when you look.
Speaker A:Whoops, my fault.
Speaker B:If a 49 year old man who happens to be the President of the United States is paying attention, you're gonna respond.
Speaker B:You're gonna respond.
Speaker B:There's no doubt he completely manipulated that situation.
Speaker B:100.
Speaker A:Hang on one second.
Speaker B:What's going on there?
Speaker A:Give me one second.
Speaker A:I can't get this one thing to Stop.
Speaker A:All right, okay, I apologize.
Speaker A:My fault.
Speaker B:So what I was saying was he 100% took advantage of that situation and it didn't matter because what, what happened?
Speaker B:What happened to him now?
Speaker B:Nothing.
Speaker B:Nothing.
Speaker B:Not a thing.
Speaker B:They dragged him through this and that.
Speaker B:He's still president, got another term.
Speaker B:I'd not have sex.
Speaker B:Everybody felt bad for Hillary.
Speaker B:She had to go.
Speaker B:Yeah, it was a little, it was a little.
Speaker B:I, I, I did feel a little bad for her because it was pretty much like, in your face.
Speaker B:I mean, there's no denying it.
Speaker B:But they're still together and it's.
Speaker B:Although my favorite part is, is when she catches them looking at other women, she just glares at him and he just turns and he's like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker B:Like, he just looks down.
Speaker B:Like, I got caught.
Speaker A:Well, isn't that kind of like a power dynamic between, like, they have a marriage.
Speaker B:I think it's a marriage of convenience.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker A:Like that's all, that's all.
Speaker B:They procreated, produced one, right.
Speaker B:One and done.
Speaker A:And then, you know, so now, so.
Speaker B:Then she became, says, close out your porn tabs.
Speaker B:They'll stop making now.
Speaker A:It was the same.
Speaker A:It was the monocle Winsky thing playing over again.
Speaker A:I couldn't get it.
Speaker A:I couldn't get to the volume to turn it off until I went up it.
Speaker A:Then we started to talk.
Speaker A:I'm sorry, what do you want?
Speaker A:Producing on the fly.
Speaker B:I haven't said a thing.
Speaker A:I know, but the chats in there, breaking my balls.
Speaker B:Oh, that's what they do.
Speaker A:You try to do this.
Speaker B:Not for nothing.
Speaker A:Not for nothing.
Speaker B:That's what they, that's what they do.
Speaker B:They do it well, by the way.
Speaker B:Thank you, Chad.
Speaker B:So Budwugger has another question similar.
Speaker B:Is it hot or not?
Speaker B:Bill Belichick and his new girlfriend.
Speaker B:That's gross.
Speaker B:Wait, sorry.
Speaker A:Monica Lewinsky was 24.
Speaker A:Bill was 49.
Speaker A:This girlfriend that Bill Belichick has is 24.
Speaker B:And he's like 7, 109 or something, right?
Speaker B:Like, it could literally be her grandpa.
Speaker A:I can't see her, you know, going down on that wrinkly meat stick of his and, and go.
Speaker A:And, you know, juggling those big droopy.
Speaker B:Duffel bags, all that money.
Speaker B:The money bags.
Speaker B:Money bags.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure he puts on his seven or nine super bowl rings and goes to bed naked.
Speaker A:She probably, he probably takes one of those super bowl rings and puts it on the head of his penis.
Speaker A:Here you go.
Speaker A:I, I honest to God, I really don't know what she sees in them.
Speaker A:I mean, talk about your dad.
Speaker B:Money.
Speaker B:Money.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker A:Even money.
Speaker A:Even money.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:What are they talking about?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:There's.
Speaker B:I saw the new Kendrick Lamar video, and he's like, who?
Speaker B:Like, yeah, I can't.
Speaker A:There's no Ken Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker A:You know, there's a funny thing about Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker B:Is there?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:If I have this here, if I can find it, maybe it's not Daniel.
Speaker A:Let me see if I can find it.
Speaker A:It's here.
Speaker B:While you're looking there, Josh says his saggy balls look like money bags.
Speaker B:And she gets Scrooge McDuck dollar signs in her eyes.
Speaker B:Possible you could hear the cash register.
Speaker B:Like.
Speaker A:Here it is.
Speaker B:Joaquin says you're looking at that Asian drag dude again.
Speaker A:I'll show you what I'm looking at.
Speaker A:Hang on.
Speaker A:Good God, you people.
Speaker A:I gotta cancel this and go back into it again.
Speaker A:I'll show you what I was doing.
Speaker A:I was saying, you know, the Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker A:What they really should have done was.
Speaker A:Where is it?
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker A:What am I doing here?
Speaker A:Oh, here it is.
Speaker A:Sorry.
Speaker A:I'm gonna share my screen.
Speaker A:This is what you need to do.
Speaker B:We don't kink shame.
Speaker B:No, we kink shame, John.
Speaker B:But other than that, we don't kink shame.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:This is what they needed to do with the super bowl halftime show.
Speaker A:This would have made it so much better.
Speaker A:All right, ready?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker A:Just take all that hip hop music out of there and put safety dance.
Speaker A:It looks.
Speaker A:It just worked perfectly, doesn't it?
Speaker B:It dubs in nicely.
Speaker A:It does.
Speaker B:So for.
Speaker B:Hopefully you'll have that in the show notes that link.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Maybe.
Speaker B:I don't know, maybe he remembers.
Speaker A:I'm feeling packed tonight.
Speaker A:Not gonna lie.
Speaker A:I'm feeling very attacked tonight.
Speaker A:I don't feel like I'm being appreciated for the work that I.
Speaker B:Such a victim.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker A:A little bit tonight.
Speaker A:Anyhow, I, I.
Speaker A:Listen, duchess, I know, I know you've got all these other podcasts to go on, and, you know, now it's just this podcast is just a booger on your finger now.
Speaker A:I know, I know.
Speaker A:My goodness, you're in demand.
Speaker A:I get it, I get it.
Speaker A:That's fine.
Speaker B:Stop.
Speaker B:It was very nice of Staniel to have me on.
Speaker B:It was a fun show, you know.
Speaker A:Else, guess who else is starting a podcast?
Speaker B:Tell me who.
Speaker A:You're gonna love this.
Speaker B:Oh, I bet.
Speaker B:Ah, it's our buddy Gavin.
Speaker A:Gavin.
Speaker A:We need to change the conversation.
Speaker A:And that's why I'M launching a new podcast and this is going to be anything but the ordinary politician podcast.
Speaker A:I'm going to be talking to people directly that I disagree with, as well as people I look up to.
Speaker A:But more important than anything else, I'll be talking directly with you, the listener.
Speaker A:I call bullshit on this whole.
Speaker B:I'm gonna change the narrative on me.
Speaker B:I'm gonna showcase me in a positive light because I'm a shitty governor.
Speaker A:You are the worst governor I've ever seen in my entire life.
Speaker A:The way you over California, you over California worse than Bill Clinton fucked over Monica Lewinsky.
Speaker A:The fact that this guy's going to have a fucking podcast conversations.
Speaker A:What's going on with the cost of eggs?
Speaker A:What are the impacts, real impacts to you around tariffs?
Speaker A:What power does an executive order really have?
Speaker A:And what's really going on inside of Doge?
Speaker A:Look, there's an onslaught of information that we take in.
Speaker A:So let's take it to the sources without the typical political mumbo jumble.
Speaker A:Hey, you know what?
Speaker B:You are political mumbo jumbo, dude.
Speaker B:That is literally who you are right here.
Speaker A:Let me ask you this.
Speaker A:Here's some of the questions I would like to ask.
Speaker A:Hey, when Covid started and you locked down all these restaurants and basically put them out, and then you and your friends, maskless, went to the French Onion restaurant, French Laundry.
Speaker A:French Laundry restaurant, French Onion.
Speaker B:Gotta get that soup right.
Speaker A:And you went and it was no big deal because you wanted to go there.
Speaker A:Or how about this?
Speaker A:The millions and millions of dollars that you spent on homeless and haven't fixed one fucking thing.
Speaker A:All you've done is taken that money and funneled it to your friends and gave them fat fucking government jobs.
Speaker A:So they're making all kinds of money they can donate back to your campaign.
Speaker A:Or how about this?
Speaker A:The billions of dollars that you use to make a high.
Speaker A:The rail, rail line, and it went about 100 fucking feet.
Speaker B:Well, they laid.
Speaker B:They laid.
Speaker B:Not one bit of rail, right?
Speaker A:Nothing.
Speaker A:Nothing's happened.
Speaker A:Or how about the what's going on right now in Los Angeles with these fires and the shit that's that you are basically stealing their fucking land like the white man that you are.
Speaker A:And they're Indians, you know, feather, not dot.
Speaker A:And you're stealing their fucking land and basically going to build your 15 minute city there.
Speaker A:And the way that you made people in San Francisco walk around piles of human shit and homeless people everywhere until your daddy, the leader of the Communist Party of China came in and you cleaned everything the fuck up and moved the homeless out and put up all kinds of Chinese flags to have your daddy come in.
Speaker B:And I thought that was really odd.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:And now you're going to have a podcast and try to spin this, and you don't want to talk about the shit you did.
Speaker A:All you're doing is shifting the focus over the Republicans.
Speaker A:You want to talk about the price of eggs?
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Or you want to talk about Doge, or you want to talk about all this?
Speaker A:How about talking about cleaning your own state up?
Speaker A:Here's my suggestion.
Speaker B:He really needs to pay attention to California.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Clean your own mess up.
Speaker A:Clean your own mess up before you start worrying about everything else.
Speaker A:That's the biggest joke of a podcast I've ever heard in my entire life.
Speaker A:I, I, I sincerely think it.
Speaker A:It won't last more than 10 episodes.
Speaker A:It'll be vilified.
Speaker A:It'll be roasted like a pig and a Hawaiian luau.
Speaker A:Does that work?
Speaker B:It's, It's.
Speaker B:Sure.
Speaker B:It's gonna be, it's not gonna be great.
Speaker B:And it's clearly for an election cycle, so it's, it's obvious he's going to completely use that to politic.
Speaker B:Would you like to hear what some of the comments have to say?
Speaker A:I would love it.
Speaker B:Okay, well, time to BS with Staniel says.
Speaker B:Great.
Speaker B:Now I gotta quit podcasting after seeing this, anyone can have a podcast.
Speaker B:Christ help me.
Speaker B:I need my Bible.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Budver says worst governor.
Speaker B:What about Trudeau for our 51st state?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:You know.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:Josh says no irony in the name.
Speaker B:New scum.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker B:He.
Speaker A:I don't think he understands this.
Speaker A:This podcast will be a flop.
Speaker A:It 100% will be a flop.
Speaker A:It'll be, It'll be the same kind of podcast as the, the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle podcast.
Speaker A:I'm just ridiculous.
Speaker A:Must have heard that on Louder with crowd.
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker A:Is that what he said?
Speaker B:No, no.
Speaker B:He said louder with chowder.
Speaker B:Okay, okay.
Speaker B:And Red says he likes you more when you're not talking politics.
Speaker B:He'll be back.
Speaker A:I'm sorry.
Speaker A:Did I hurt your Democratic.
Speaker A:I hurt your little liberal.
Speaker B:Stop, stop.
Speaker B:We don't, we don't shame people for their views.
Speaker B:That's okay.
Speaker A:No, that's not.
Speaker A:Not we.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker B:Sparky says.
Speaker B:Isn't he related to Pelosi?
Speaker B:He is like a marriage.
Speaker B:It's like by marriage, right?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Wait, it gets worse once he's out.
Speaker A:Guess who thinks they're going to run for governor now.
Speaker B:Oh, Adam's.
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker A:Kamala Harris.
Speaker B:Did you see that?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:She's down there with her words, okay?
Speaker B:I don't even consider her.
Speaker A:I swear to God.
Speaker A:It sounds like she was day drinking and they brought her down there to show.
Speaker A:And then she comes out, she goes, what's wrong with day drinking?
Speaker A:You know, it's.
Speaker A:You can.
Speaker A:Not only can you see it, you can smell it.
Speaker A:You can still smell it.
Speaker A:You can feel it.
Speaker A:And I was like, certainly can.
Speaker A:The fuck is she talking about?
Speaker A:And you know something?
Speaker A:California, if you vote that fucking idiot in as your governor, shame on you, man.
Speaker A:Give California, Washington state, and Oregon.
Speaker A:Give it all to Canada.
Speaker A:Just give it to Canada because it's worthless.
Speaker A:Stop paying for it.
Speaker A:Here's the other thing.
Speaker A:This guy, he decides to go to Trump and says, listen, I need, like, $40 billion to rebuild Los Angeles.
Speaker A:I need government funds, all right?
Speaker A:So you mismanaged the state, you burnt the fucking place to the ground, and now all of a sudden, the rest of the country has to pitch in because you fucked Up Royale after Trump warned you and warned you and warned you this was going to happen.
Speaker A:People warned you, didn't care.
Speaker A:So now you want.
Speaker A:You want to go hat in hand to Trump.
Speaker A:And Trump's like, well, you know, we might be able to do something, but I want voter id.
Speaker A:And he's like, no, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker A:No money.
Speaker A:No voter id.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:No money for you.
Speaker A:No money for you.
Speaker A:And I think he should stick to that.
Speaker A:You want money from the government?
Speaker A:We need voter id.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:But again, so many people have left the state of California.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker B:Bruce Ways in.
Speaker A:So much for the fifth largest economy in the fucking world.
Speaker A:He's already destroyed it.
Speaker A:He's already destroyed California.
Speaker A:Look what he just.
Speaker A:Look what he just did to Los Angeles.
Speaker A:Him.
Speaker A:And now the mayor of Los Angeles, the bass lady.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, she's kicking everybody out.
Speaker B:She kicking them to the curb.
Speaker A:She fired the whole lesbian fire department.
Speaker B:Lesbians don't know how to put out fires.
Speaker A:Yeah, she said these shrub scouts can't put out a fire.
Speaker B:That's not what she said.
Speaker B:Throw this bitch in with the fire.
Speaker B:I need to save my ass.
Speaker A:These carpet munchers are horrible at putting out fires.
Speaker A:That's what she said.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Google it.
Speaker A:Google it.
Speaker B:Josh says they don't know how to hold a hose.
Speaker B:Hey.
Speaker A:Oh, that's right.
Speaker A:There's no practice holding a hose.
Speaker A:But yeah.
Speaker A:And that's just from again.
Speaker A:And this is what.
Speaker A:And we're supposed to spend our money.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker A:You did this.
Speaker A:And now you want money from the rest of the country.
Speaker A:Fuck off.
Speaker A:Fuck right off.
Speaker A:You know what you should do since there's more homeless now.
Speaker A:Take that the hundreds of millions of dollars that you have for the homeless and start fixing shit.
Speaker A:They're not even letting them, they're not even letting them clean.
Speaker A:Remember how Trump went in there and shamed her and oh yeah, we're going to get the permit thing.
Speaker A:Nope, they stopped as soon as he left.
Speaker A:The fuck him.
Speaker B:Yep, yep.
Speaker A:I would cut off all aid.
Speaker A:I would cut or I would figure out lawfully how to go in there, take over the state and start handling the issues at hand.
Speaker A:Kind of like in other words they go, oh look like a state of.
Speaker B:Emergency sort of thing.
Speaker A:Look what he did with fema.
Speaker A:He got rid of fema.
Speaker A:Yeah, he got rid of FEMA because they weren't doing their job.
Speaker A:They were wasting so much fucking money.
Speaker B:Was ridiculous because all the money was being spent on fucking immigrants.
Speaker B:Illegal aliens.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Legal aliens.
Speaker A:So, so what did he do?
Speaker A:He sent people in to western North Carolina, eastern Kentucky and within with less than a month, 80%, it's probably more.
Speaker B:Now every opening one of the highways.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Of the issues are being taken care of right now.
Speaker A:He put J.D.
Speaker A:vance on there.
Speaker A:J.D.
Speaker A:vance has done it.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:In the month that he's been in there.
Speaker A:Month and six days that he's been in there.
Speaker A:Then word salad did.
Speaker A:In the whole four years.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:She was in charge, never went to anything.
Speaker B:She was in charge to the border.
Speaker A:She was in charge of high speed Internet for rural areas.
Speaker A:Nothing.
Speaker B:Electric buses.
Speaker A:Right, right.
Speaker A:Yeah, electric buses.
Speaker B:Ridiculous.
Speaker B:I, I still am laughing at the fact that they want construction equipment and all that.
Speaker B:Electric, electric.
Speaker B:Do you understand what that means?
Speaker B:Like less.
Speaker B:And the 18 wheelers.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Get the out of here.
Speaker A:First of all, you'd have to let them go across bridges one at a time because they would weigh a country tonight.
Speaker B:Well, that's it.
Speaker B:And it would be so heavy, you take so much more power and they would have to carry a fuck ton of batteries.
Speaker B:So a cut down on their store on what they can transfer.
Speaker B:So you have.
Speaker B:It costs more and it's bringing less.
Speaker A:Also.
Speaker B:I'm sorry, stop, stop me where?
Speaker B:That sounds smart.
Speaker A:Also they caught the mayor of Los Angeles on a hot mic talking about, you know, what was going on and when she went to Ghana and so they have it on a hot mic and now the state of California is going to the news stations in the Fox news station and the news stations in the Los Angeles area and telling them don't play any of this.
Speaker A:Leave the story alone.
Speaker A:James O'Keefe, who used to be Project Veritas, he has this and he has it.
Speaker A:And you know what?
Speaker A:None of the mainstream media is picking this up now.
Speaker A:If that was Ron DeSantis, they would be up his ass like an open umbrella.
Speaker A:And again, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker A:This is the media, the bias.
Speaker B:It's ridiculous.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker A:It is.
Speaker A:All that shit that's going on right now, they look one way with Democrats, and then when the Republicans are doing something, they're laser focused.
Speaker A:Sparky, too, says you do not even say J.D.
Speaker A:vance in the media.
Speaker A:He should get more air time so people know what he's doing.
Speaker A:Yeah, I agree.
Speaker B:I'd like to see more air time right now.
Speaker B:It's all Doge, and I'll get into chainsaw and all that nonsense.
Speaker B:Not that it's nonsense, but it's.
Speaker B:It's so much focus.
Speaker B:It needs to.
Speaker B:They need to start spreading this out a little bit.
Speaker A:All right, So I would like to change the subject.
Speaker B:Change subject now?
Speaker B:Sure.
Speaker A:I don't know if you know this or if you've heard this, but you used to be a Girl Scout leader, right?
Speaker B:Yes, I was a Girl Scout, and then I was.
Speaker B:I was a Girl scout leader for two troops.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:You sold for 17 years.
Speaker B:I just want to throw that out there.
Speaker A:And you sold Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker B:Lots of them.
Speaker A:Do you realize that they're poisoned?
Speaker A:They're poisoned.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:They're delicious, though.
Speaker B:They're so good.
Speaker A:All right, here we go.
Speaker E:By now, you may or may not have heard the terrible news.
Speaker E:Don't kill the messenger.
Speaker E:What if I told you America's favorite fundraiser, Girl Scout cookies, were loaded with toxic chemicals.
Speaker E:Independent testing was done on 25 Girl Scout cookie samples.
Speaker E:And the samples came from three states.
Speaker E:Iowa, Louisiana and California.
Speaker E:The shocking results are as follows.
Speaker E:And to be quite honest, I think we should all get a little mad about this.
Speaker E:100% of the samples contain glyphosate, and glyphosate is a weed killer that's linked to cancer and reproductive harm.
Speaker E:Why not give them to your kids?
Speaker A:Oh, you know why?
Speaker A:You know where this is coming from?
Speaker A:This is coming from the wheat.
Speaker A:Now, because we've been spraying the wheat with this weed killer.
Speaker A:And now we have wheat that will grow through wheat killer.
Speaker A:And now all this shit's in our food.
Speaker A:It's in every all wheat products.
Speaker A:Bread, cereal, anything with weed in it.
Speaker A:I bet you if you test all of it, not just the Girl Scout cookies, but all of it.
Speaker B:So here.
Speaker B:Here's what I'm going to jump in.
Speaker B:So Sparky asked who makes Girl Scout cookies?
Speaker B:There's two producers.
Speaker B:It's Little Brownie Bakery and ABC Bakers.
Speaker B:I think make.
Speaker B:They're the two plants.
Speaker B:They also make, like, Keeblers.
Speaker B:They make tons of cookies.
Speaker B:They produce all kinds of cookies.
Speaker B:And if you've noticed, like, when they have, like, other brands, like Grasshopper Cookies or whatever, which are basically thin mints that are, you know, not Girl Scout cookies, it's.
Speaker B:It's a lot of the Keebler stuff, and they.
Speaker B:They make these.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker B:The cookies for the Girl Scouts are very specific brand, although I'm not happy with the way they branded their stuff lately.
Speaker B:So they make very specific.
Speaker B:There's two bakeries that you would get them from, and that was it.
Speaker B:That would be the only places that make them.
Speaker B:So my.
Speaker B:Like you said, the cookie.
Speaker B:Whatever's in the Girl Scout cookies is probably in all the cookies, Honestly, now.
Speaker B:I mean, not that it makes it right.
Speaker B:Not that it makes it right.
Speaker B:But I'm just saying, I don't think it's just specifically Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:And also, they have a lot of heavy.
Speaker B:I think the Boy Scouts started this, so.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:Of course they did, those Boy Scouts.
Speaker A:They also have lead in them and a lot of heavy metal.
Speaker A:So these things are like.
Speaker A:And I'm wondering what it's going to do.
Speaker B:Delicious.
Speaker B:I don't care.
Speaker A:So you would eat them anyhow.
Speaker B:I love Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker B:I will eat them.
Speaker B:I had some.
Speaker B:They were delicious.
Speaker B:I take my fat ass to the gym.
Speaker B:They're the best toxic cookies ever.
Speaker A:All right, so now I have another question.
Speaker A:And again, if you're a podcast listener, if you're listening to.
Speaker A:This is an audio podcast.
Speaker A:I'm sorry, but this is also a video over on Spotify and YouTube.
Speaker A:You can go to YouTube or if.
Speaker B:You want to, you can go Sparky says 17 years.
Speaker B:Good for you, Duchess.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:Okay, now this young lady right here.
Speaker A:Give me.
Speaker A:Tell me how old you think she is, this woman.
Speaker B:She's got a filter on.
Speaker B:That's a absolute.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:She's wearing a filter.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Completely early 40s.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:I wonder what the chat says, because I.
Speaker A:When I found out.
Speaker B:32, 35.
Speaker A:She's 54 years old.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker A:54 years old.
Speaker B:I was like, I'm 54 lead.
Speaker B:I'm not wearing filters.
Speaker E:Mercury, aluminum, cadmium.
Speaker E:In fact, 76% of these samples contain cadmium levels that were higher than the EPA water safety limits.
Speaker E:96% tested positive for lead.
Speaker E:And keep in mind, zero lead is the only available amount of lead that's safe.
Speaker E:Zero.
Speaker E:You may be saddened to hear that Thin Mints had the highest levels of glyphosate, while it was the peanut butter patties that were contaminated with the most toxic metals.
Speaker E:Testing was commissioned by gmoscience.org and moms across America.
Speaker E:How is this happening?
Speaker E:Glyphosate is sprayed on wheat, sugar, and soy before harvesting.
Speaker E:Pesticides leave a residue that does not not cook off.
Speaker A:That's how you find.
Speaker A:That's how it happens.
Speaker B:All right, well, so I'm on Snopes.
Speaker B:It says Girl Scout cookies are accused of containing toxins.
Speaker B:Here's why they're safe to eat.
Speaker B:A child would need to eat 9,000 cookies a day to approach harmful levels of pesticides or naturally occurring heavy metals.
Speaker B:Now, again, I don't think they should be in cookies, but I think you have to eat crazy levels to.
Speaker B:To cause an issue.
Speaker B:And if she really paid attention, she should check out her water, her local water reports, because there's a lot of chemicals and that you don't necessarily think should be in your water.
Speaker B:And I'm not talking fluoride.
Speaker B:I'm talking about other things.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:Like, there are different.
Speaker B:Like arsenic levels and things.
Speaker B:Whatever those level, whatever they treat your water with, sometimes there's overflow of stuff.
Speaker B:There's chemicals that I can kind of speak on a little bit.
Speaker B:But, yeah, I think if you're gonna sit down and fuss.
Speaker B:Well, you better be if you.
Speaker B:If you want to walk that walk, you better not be buying anything.
Speaker B:Big box.
Speaker B:You better be growing all your own food.
Speaker B:Now, do I think that.
Speaker B:I'm not a fan that the Girl Scouts have these issues?
Speaker B:I'm not.
Speaker B:Because in the old days, you had less in the cookies.
Speaker B:And as we progress through the ages and with GMOs and all that kind of.
Speaker B:I'm not a fan of that.
Speaker B:I will still support the Girl Scouts and I will still buy this damn cookies.
Speaker B:And they're.
Speaker B:They are tasty.
Speaker B:I don't care at this point if I'm eating lead.
Speaker A:Oh, well, listen, I'm not a cookie.
Speaker B:I'm not eating lead bricks.
Speaker A:But I'm not.
Speaker A:Listen, I'm not really a cookie guy.
Speaker A:Like, I don't buy cookies.
Speaker A:I don't have cookies in the house.
Speaker A:I wouldn't buy Girl scale cookies.
Speaker A:You know, that's one thing.
Speaker A:But I'm so glad that Robert F.
Speaker A:Kennedy is now in the.
Speaker A:The cabinet and I want to see what he does with this stuff because I think we really do need.
Speaker A:I think there's a real health problem around here and I think it's, you know, a multi faceted situation.
Speaker A:The food we have listen here in west ever.
Speaker A:I won't drink the water here.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker A:Fuck.
Speaker A:We boy Scouts got stuck with overpriced stale popcorn.
Speaker B:It is stale, Joaquin.
Speaker B:I've gotten it as I'll pay.
Speaker B:I mean I'll, I'll support the scouts.
Speaker B:If I see them outside the stores or they knock on my door, I will buy from any scout that comes to my house.
Speaker B:I am a sucker for that because it's just.
Speaker B:Because I understand it and I know what that money is used for.
Speaker B:And the problem is it's 20 popcorn and then you have to inflate it so high so the kids get a chunk of it.
Speaker B:But it's.
Speaker B:Yeah, I don't take it out on the kids.
Speaker B:It's not their fault.
Speaker B:And if you have a problem with it, then you can donate cash directly to the troops.
Speaker B:You don't have to buy the products.
Speaker B:They will accept a donation.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker B:So support the scouts.
Speaker B:It's an important thing.
Speaker B:Just.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Why is there still girl scouts but now the scouts are just the scouts and the girls have to be in the boy Scouts.
Speaker B:Why does girls don't h.
Speaker B:Okay, so the girls don't have to be in boy Scouts, but they're allowed in.
Speaker A:They should not be allowed.
Speaker B:Girls are.
Speaker B:Okay, well that's, that's the boy Scout.
Speaker B:That's their money.
Speaker B:It's exactly what it is.
Speaker A:It's money.
Speaker A:Throw them broads out of there.
Speaker A:They got girl Scouts.
Speaker B:You okay?
Speaker B:You asked what it is.
Speaker B:There's a lot of girls who I guess have been wanting to do what the boy Scouts do.
Speaker A:Well, you know what?
Speaker B:You can girls now program doesn't nest.
Speaker B:I'm telling you what they.
Speaker B:They've done.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Girl Scout program doesn't necessarily offer the type of programming that Boy Scouts offer.
Speaker B:So because of money.
Speaker B:And the Boy scouts are broke because they've.
Speaker B:I don't want to say they've pissed all their money away, but there's a lot of money that was pissed away.
Speaker B:Yeah, here we go.
Speaker B:A multi billion dollar lawsuit.
Speaker B:Because girl creepy leaders did not help any of that.
Speaker B:You know, so they're accepting everybody.
Speaker B:And not for nothing, I would be a little loathe to send all my kids through their scouting because I don't hear so much with the girl scouts, but with the boy Scouts I heard.
Speaker A:There'S shenanigans going on in the Boy.
Speaker B:Scouts, which is sad because I think.
Speaker B:I think scouting.
Speaker B:I think scouting is an important program.
Speaker B:And I think a lot of people are like, oh, scouts.
Speaker B:And they blow it off.
Speaker B:I think it is important.
Speaker B:It teaches kids for.
Speaker B:I'm getting on soapbox a little bit.
Speaker B:If they're going out and they're selling cookies, they're understanding budgeting, they understand how to fundraise, they understand how to talk to people, which is so important.
Speaker B:I would make my girls stand outside of the Wawa or Walmart or whatever and do cookie sales and make them say hello to people when people walk by, because people will pretend you're not there.
Speaker B:And I would.
Speaker B:And the girls used to go, do you want to buy cookies?
Speaker B:And I said, don't say that.
Speaker B:Because it puts people.
Speaker B:It scares them.
Speaker B:They're like.
Speaker B:Because then they have to say no.
Speaker B:I said, just say, good morning.
Speaker B:Good morning.
Speaker B:And a lot of people like, I don't want to buy cookies.
Speaker B:And like, they're like, okay, still good morning.
Speaker B:Still good morning.
Speaker B:And you know what?
Speaker B:And a lot of people came over.
Speaker B:And as the girls.
Speaker B:As the scouts age, it's harder to sell because people think scouts are little.
Speaker B:Like, they think Girl Scouts are like little 8 year olds, and they're not.
Speaker B:So if Girl Scouts go all the way through high school, it's.
Speaker B:It's a fundraising opportunity for them.
Speaker B:And they have to change the uniforms.
Speaker A:For the older ones.
Speaker A:I bet you they'd sell more cookies.
Speaker B:Stop it.
Speaker B:Be disgusting.
Speaker A:Turn them into.
Speaker A:It's like Girl Scout hooter.
Speaker B:Not.
Speaker B:It's not girl sluts, it's Girl Scouts.
Speaker A:All right, let's get back to what I was talking about.
Speaker A:Girls and the Boy Scouts.
Speaker A:It should be outlawed again.
Speaker A:We don't need girls in boy spaces.
Speaker A:All right?
Speaker A:We don't.
Speaker A:If your girls would like to do.
Speaker A:Learn how to tie knots and do the.
Speaker A:The Boy Scouts are.
Speaker A:Get the Girl Scouts to start a program that does all that.
Speaker B:I keep.
Speaker B:They do have that.
Speaker A:Well, then why do they need to be in with the boys?
Speaker B:You can ask their parents that.
Speaker B:Probably.
Speaker B:Probably because the girls.
Speaker A:I want it outlawed.
Speaker A:You know how you ladies don't want women or men in women's spaces?
Speaker A:I don't want women in men's spaces.
Speaker A:The Boy Scouts are for boys.
Speaker A:It's in the name.
Speaker A:It was until they changed it.
Speaker A:Guys always got a puss out.
Speaker B:Should just say the reason that girls are in the Boy Scouts is A, because of money and B, because of the parents like to have their kids in one spot.
Speaker B:For example, daughter and girl scout.
Speaker B:I don't give a.
Speaker B:If you have a daughter and girl scouts and a son and boy scouts and the boy scouts will take girls.
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker B:One shot.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:But that's how some.
Speaker B:Some families.
Speaker A:I don't like it.
Speaker B:Well, it doesn't matter.
Speaker B:Are you sending your kids?
Speaker A:No, not your son.
Speaker A:Never went through any of that.
Speaker A:And besides that.
Speaker A:Yeah, I wouldn't say.
Speaker A:I wouldn't let.
Speaker A:I wouldn't let my girls go into the boy scouts.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's right.
Speaker A:It's exactly.
Speaker A:I wouldn't let them go into the.
Speaker A:In the girl scouts again.
Speaker A:You got to go.
Speaker A:Oh, well, it's.
Speaker A:You got girl scouts, there's the girl scouts.
Speaker A:If you learn how to tie knots and go camping and do no boy.
Speaker A:Then.
Speaker A:Then teach it over there.
Speaker B:Doing camping.
Speaker B:It's not a boy skit, boy.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:Girls can go camping too.
Speaker B:Yeah, okay.
Speaker A:Teach them how to do that.
Speaker A:Why do you got to be in with the boys?
Speaker A:You don't.
Speaker B:Because the boy scouts wait.
Speaker B:Don't wait till their money.
Speaker B:Well, wait till one of these boys get their.
Speaker B:Their money earning badge.
Speaker A:Wait till one of these boy scouts knock up one of the girl scouts.
Speaker A:Wait till that happens.
Speaker B:The boy scouts are not interested in the.
Speaker B:Well, some of the boys are probably interested in the girls.
Speaker A:I'm sure they are troop leaders.
Speaker B:The troop leaders are not.
Speaker B:Or the Dent pack leaders.
Speaker B:Okay, so Joaquin, who I know has an interest in this, says they're also separated at the older age groups.
Speaker B:Girl troops are separate from boy troops.
Speaker B:So I still.
Speaker B:I not to on it, but I think it sounds really weird.
Speaker B:It's weird.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker A:So the girls are in a girls section of the boy skip.
Speaker B:Yes, I know.
Speaker A:God damn it.
Speaker B:John's morally offended now.
Speaker A:Yeah, I am.
Speaker A:It's enough.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Girls aren't.
Speaker B:There's chocolate in my peanut butter.
Speaker B:There's peanut butter in my chocolate.
Speaker A:Stay the out.
Speaker A:We used to make shorts.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker A:No girls.
Speaker B:No girls allowed.
Speaker A:No girls allowed.
Speaker A:The golf is an acronym.
Speaker A:Gentlemen only.
Speaker A:Ladies forbidden.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden golf.
Speaker A:That's what.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:They're there too now.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:They might be in your bathroom soon.
Speaker B:In your locker rooms.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker A:So the other morning, I.
Speaker A:I stumbled into the weathered view and they were having a big heated discussion about the purpose of schools and what schools should do.
Speaker A:And you know, so I was listening for about 15 minutes.
Speaker A:I was yelling at my phone.
Speaker A:And I gotta tell you, nowadays Parents are too nice to their children.
Speaker A:They make excuses for every fucking thing that they do.
Speaker A:And instead of, you know, saying, hey, listen, you know, bucket up, try harder, you know, try again, whatever.
Speaker A:They try to dumb down the tests so that their kids can pass.
Speaker A:And I think it's detrimental to the development of children.
Speaker A:Sorry, I just do.
Speaker A:So then it started talking about the physical training.
Speaker A:And to be honest with you, I think there needs to be more physical activity in school because kids need.
Speaker A:Especially boys, they need to get energy out there like a dog, you know, like a Labrador retriever or, you know, a wild hair terrier.
Speaker A:They need to get out and run.
Speaker A:All right?
Speaker A:So they can calm down.
Speaker A:You can't lock them in the school and expect young girls.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Not just boys.
Speaker B:Girls need to get out and run, too.
Speaker A:Well, okay, I didn't know.
Speaker B:It's a very sexist view.
Speaker B:You just said kids need to get out.
Speaker A:I'm just saying boys.
Speaker A:I know boys don't have the attention span.
Speaker A:Girls seem to be able to hold their attention.
Speaker A:I've never.
Speaker A:You know, boys are different.
Speaker A:I'm just saying.
Speaker B:I agree.
Speaker B:They are.
Speaker B:They are made up different.
Speaker B:But it's just as girls need to get out, get that energy out, too.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:They show.
Speaker B:They show their lack of attention or learning in different ways than perhaps boys do, but they have the same issues.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:And then again, what I would do is instead of having these soccer leagues and like that, what you do is you just have.
Speaker A:You teach the kids the rules and you let them call their own fouls.
Speaker A:All right?
Speaker A:You don't have referees and all this other.
Speaker A:Because we were.
Speaker A:Because it teaches the kids to be able to teach them sportsmanship.
Speaker A:It also teaches them the rules of the game so they know what's going on in school.
Speaker B:You didn't have a gym teacher that, like, taught you how to play a game and then called the rules.
Speaker A:When I was in gym, what would happen?
Speaker A:You'd go get.
Speaker A:You would go get changed, you'd come out, you do some calisthenics, and they would bring out the red balls.
Speaker A:And then you would play a game called Bombardment, where you would stand in line, forward, backwards, forward, backwards, forward, backwards.
Speaker A:And you'd go two sides of the gym, the center line.
Speaker A:And then you would take these red balls and you would fire them at each other until you knocked each other out.
Speaker A:And the gym teachers would get pads and stand behind the pads because the guy.
Speaker A:The kids would throw the balls at the teachers.
Speaker A:And they let kids play and learn the rules and just have At.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I'm serious.
Speaker A:And then afterwards, when we went home.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:The rule.
Speaker B:The rules are the bigger kids will beat your ass.
Speaker A:Then you learn.
Speaker A:Then you learn.
Speaker A:Then the smaller kids learn how to get to the back of the.
Speaker A:To the back of the line.
Speaker B:Doesn't matter.
Speaker B:It doesn't matter because you're still eliminated.
Speaker B:So that means.
Speaker B:No, it's not.
Speaker B:That means the bigger kids that you hide behind eventually get eliminated, and then you're the one kid getting all the balls beamed at your face.
Speaker A:That's the game.
Speaker B:Not.
Speaker B:That's not.
Speaker A:That's the game.
Speaker A:Bombardment is the game.
Speaker B:Well, easy for you when you're a big.
Speaker B:You know, I remember getting hit in the face.
Speaker B:I remember getting my glasses.
Speaker B:Glasses broken.
Speaker A:Why would you have glasses on during bombardment?
Speaker A:Who would.
Speaker B:Because I can't see.
Speaker B:What am I gonna.
Speaker B:Cat.
Speaker B:Am I gonna catch the balls that are coming at me that I can't see?
Speaker A:Yeah, that's.
Speaker B:You think the teachers gave a.
Speaker A:It should.
Speaker A:It should have taught you how to duck.
Speaker B:You can't see them.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:You're being ridiculous.
Speaker A:I am not.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I'll die ridiculous.
Speaker A:The coddling of these kids and not allowing them to go and learn how to handle adversity.
Speaker B:So adversity is just get hit in the face with dodgeball?
Speaker A:Sometimes, yeah.
Speaker A:Sometimes, yeah.
Speaker B:Okay, so that's the solution to kids.
Speaker B:Just hit them with.
Speaker A:Learn how to.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:It makes you.
Speaker B:There's no other game.
Speaker A:When we would come home and we would go out and we would either.
Speaker A:It depends on what the season was.
Speaker A:We would play football, we would play baseball, we would play basketball, and we would play street hockey.
Speaker B:Did you break your leg playing football?
Speaker A:Foot, yeah.
Speaker A:Broke my foot.
Speaker A:I was cool.
Speaker B:Good job.
Speaker B:17 teachers are right on it.
Speaker B:Okay, so we're gonna say that.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker A:No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker A:So what I'm.
Speaker A:What you're saying is if there was a coach there, I wouldn't have broke my foot when I jumped over that kid?
Speaker B:Probably.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I would have broke my foot anyhow.
Speaker A:Injuries happen in sports.
Speaker A:You're making my point for me.
Speaker A:Your.
Speaker B:Your assessment, then, is if we just hit kids with balls in the face, then technically.
Speaker B:But your comparison.
Speaker B:You should have just run her over.
Speaker A:My.
Speaker B:Because she could have moved.
Speaker A:My premise is that once you teach the kids the rules and you let them play.
Speaker A:They call their own rules.
Speaker A:They call their own.
Speaker B:Then you should have run her over.
Speaker B:Should have run her over then, I guess.
Speaker A:But I didn't.
Speaker A:I made a choice to Jump over instead of running over.
Speaker A:See what.
Speaker A:This is what you do.
Speaker A:You take one little thing out of the whole thing, I say, and then you try to make it about that.
Speaker A:And I'm not going to let that happen this time.
Speaker A:I'm telling you right now that these kids should be allowed to go out and play more.
Speaker B:And I can have a side teacher.
Speaker A:And then just have somebody.
Speaker A:Here's another thing I would do with schools.
Speaker A:They would go in the morning and then.
Speaker A:So because parents have a hard time getting kids, you know, when they come home, latchkey kids and all, you have to stay in school till about 5:30 until the parents get home.
Speaker A:And they have that.
Speaker A:Yeah, they should have that.
Speaker A:That should be a.
Speaker A:Yeah, that should.
Speaker A:So this way these kids can get more acclimated, do their homework and have some adult supervision, not just send them home.
Speaker B:They have that.
Speaker A:Good.
Speaker B:Have that.
Speaker B:But you have to pay for it because it's not free.
Speaker A:It shouldn't have to be paid for.
Speaker A:It should be part of the school.
Speaker B:So the school should provide free child care.
Speaker A:Oh, yes.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:You're good with your taxes paying for that?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Should kids get free lunches?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:That's not as loud, but okay.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:So get a lunch.
Speaker A:How much is.
Speaker A:I have?
Speaker B:No, I don't know.
Speaker B:I've seen what school lunches are.
Speaker B:They're gross.
Speaker A:Well, when I went to school, they were.
Speaker B:My kid couldn't eat it, so they were 40 cents.
Speaker A:You got hot lunch.
Speaker A:You got a hot lunch or you.
Speaker B:Got a.
Speaker B:I also had lunch ladies actually cooking.
Speaker A:Yeah, we did.
Speaker B:Now you don't have that now.
Speaker B:Now you have the ara workers that come in and heat up the frozen.
Speaker B:It's not.
Speaker B:They don't cook meals.
Speaker B:They should go back.
Speaker B:In my opinion, it would be cheaper to go back and make kids a meal.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Monday, Wednesday was meatloaf.
Speaker A:You made a shit ton of meatloafs and you made like a.6 tubs of mashed potatoes and.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And some green beans.
Speaker A:And that's what.
Speaker A:You didn't like that.
Speaker A:You got a.
Speaker B:Perfect for keeping kids wide awake in class stuff.
Speaker B:Meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
Speaker A:Just telling you that's what lunch was.
Speaker A:And then you had pizza.
Speaker A:Burgers were on pizza.
Speaker A:Burgers was always on Friday, you always got pizza burgers and all that was.
Speaker A:It was hamburger rolls and then they put tomato sauce and cheese on it.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:And that was lunch.
Speaker A:Or you got a bag lunch, which was a sandwich.
Speaker A:Cookies which were amazing.
Speaker A:And a piece of fruit, a banana or an apple right now.
Speaker A:They gave you a banana.
Speaker A:A piece of white bread.
Speaker A:It looks like a prison meal.
Speaker A:What they give you in school today.
Speaker A:It's ridiculous.
Speaker B:Yeah, well, that's that the amount of.
Speaker A:Money that we pay for school now and they can't give the kids a decent meal.
Speaker A:It's because these teachers, entitled teachers, they sit there and they don't even.
Speaker A:The kids are stupid, stupider now than they ever were.
Speaker A:We're paying them teachers more money to have the kids dumber.
Speaker B:Oh, okay, it's my turn.
Speaker B:Okay, so yes, you definitely.
Speaker B:Teachers are paid a ridiculous amount of money.
Speaker B:And it always pisses me off to see the people that they have as support staff.
Speaker B:We'll call them support staff.
Speaker B:That would be your lunch aids.
Speaker B:The kids that like, you know, they take the kids from lunch, they walk them out at recess, let them.
Speaker B:A 20 minute recess, by the way, not nearly enough time for kids.
Speaker B:They get 20 minutes to eat because they split lunch and recess.
Speaker B:So it's not enough time for them to eat a decent meal.
Speaker B:And that's assuming they get it from the cafeteria or if they bring it from home.
Speaker B:You know, kids need time to burn it off.
Speaker B:They should adjust their gym schedules.
Speaker B:Some days they have gym once a week or twice a week.
Speaker B:That's not enough.
Speaker B:They need activity every morning.
Speaker B:These kids should be.
Speaker B:Do you remember like when you see the videos of like the.
Speaker B:I don't know if it was China or Japan where the workers would like do a workout.
Speaker B:Like, honestly, I think that would be so great if kids could do that in a class.
Speaker B:Like 10 minutes of just stretching and moving just to get them awake.
Speaker B:But yeah, all these, I digress.
Speaker A:Little jab kids all stand in a big circle, would had two, would have basketballs and they would like bounce the balls with the two hands.
Speaker A:And then like they would count 1, 2, 3, 4, and they would step over and they would bounce the other two balls and they would step and it gave them hand, eye, hand coordination.
Speaker A:They learned how to dribble.
Speaker A:What did I say that was wrong?
Speaker A:Japanese kids, what did I say?
Speaker A:You went all, you went all nutsy over there.
Speaker B:Well, I didn't go nutsy.
Speaker A:I saw your, I saw your eyes roll out of your head.
Speaker A:I was wondering what that was all about.
Speaker B: Jap kids, like, how: Speaker A:Whatever, you know what I mean?
Speaker B:Not wrong.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And testing needs.
Speaker A:And testing is important.
Speaker A:You have to test a kid to know where he is.
Speaker A:You have to test them, you know, physically, mentally, scholastically.
Speaker A:You know they got to be and this is you and you know where they have to.
Speaker A:And here's another thing.
Speaker A:Stop pushing kids through school if they can't pass the reading.
Speaker A:If they're not on a fifth grade reading level, they can't go to sixth grade.
Speaker A:They're not going to catch up, it's not going to happen.
Speaker A:Leave them back.
Speaker A:When did that start being a thing where you just push them through until they're out?
Speaker A:They're out and they can't even tell time.
Speaker B:Children need more education on a lot of different things.
Speaker B:I feel like the schools do them a disservice.
Speaker B:We don't prepare them properly.
Speaker B:We teach them some ridiculous things.
Speaker B:That's a product.
Speaker B:They're a product.
Speaker B:Their environment.
Speaker B:I think the topic that Bruce had brought up was bringing back the Presidential Fitness Awards, which were mandatory when I went to school in the 80s.
Speaker B:They were not mandatory, I think for, for him.
Speaker B:I think having a program like that or making it an after school program even like you said, for kids to stay after, provide them a good, a healthy snack and then have them do games.
Speaker B:Have them do things that get their mind going, that gives them creative opportunities, give them physical things.
Speaker B:I mean you don't have to keep them after, make them do jumping jacks, but maybe have them, you know, learn yoga.
Speaker B:Have them learn something that gets their bodies moving.
Speaker B:And these kids are so used to, you know, there's a girl in, in my youngest daughter's Girl Scout troop when I would pick her up from kindergarten, we collect all the kids up after school and she was in first grade, she had a razor cell phone.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:This kid had a nicer cell phone than I did.
Speaker B:And now you weren't playing on them.
Speaker B:But it was the fact that kids have technology.
Speaker B:Young kids have technology.
Speaker B:There's kids going to school with iPhones and, and like for second, third grade their parents are giving them phones, they're gaming and play.
Speaker B:They send them to school with DS's.
Speaker B:Like that's expensive electronics, those kids, that's going to be stolen in a second.
Speaker B:So it's crazy that, that people do that and the fact that they're not paying attention and, and you can just let your kids just sit there like a lump.
Speaker B:You got, you got to get them moving.
Speaker B:You have to activate them because they can sit.
Speaker B:Be a lump when they're older, right?
Speaker A:Or they give them, they gave them, they give them basic pharmaceutical methods and they wonder why the kids are twitchy by the time they're juniors in high school.
Speaker B:Right?
Speaker A:They put Them.
Speaker B:And some.
Speaker B:Some kids may truly need medication like they.
Speaker B:Some kids do.
Speaker B:There's kids who have all kinds of ailments or for whatever reason.
Speaker B:You know, we don't know all their medical things.
Speaker B:But do I think some kids are stuffed on meds?
Speaker B:Absolutely.
Speaker B:Because it makes it easier for the teacher who are.
Speaker B:Are also.
Speaker B:I'll give the teacher some credit.
Speaker B:Some of them are very overloaded with a ridiculous amount of.
Speaker B:And a weird agenda of times to get stuff done.
Speaker B:You know, listen, I would not want to be a grade school teacher.
Speaker A:We had.
Speaker B:The levels are ridiculous.
Speaker B:They should not be passing kids that don't qualify, though, that.
Speaker B:I have a problem.
Speaker A:We had twitchy kids way back when I was in school.
Speaker A:You know how I know I was one of them.
Speaker A:I was that kid.
Speaker A:You know how I got.
Speaker A:They took care of it.
Speaker A:They took care of it this way.
Speaker A:I know this is gonna probably piss off a lot of people, but I honestly understand why kids are the way they are today.
Speaker A:It's because people did not spank their children.
Speaker A:They did not whip their ass.
Speaker A:We have a bunch of disrespectful, rude little bastards and bitches running around thinking.
Speaker E:They are God's gift to.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker A:If they'd have got their ass beat, they'd have been thinking otherwise.
Speaker A:Goddamn right, Grandma.
Speaker A:God damn right.
Speaker B:I think some kids are definitely not properly disciplined.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I think that.
Speaker B:I think.
Speaker B:But I still think it's always the kids that get the attention and cause the problems.
Speaker B:Because, you know what?
Speaker B:Do you remember that?
Speaker B:Because you were that kid in class.
Speaker B:Were you the one that if John, if there's any problems, nobody gets out to go out to recess?
Speaker B:And, you know, everybody's looking at John like, stop being a dick.
Speaker B:And you'd be like, in your seat.
Speaker B:And then nobody could go out for recess.
Speaker B:But it was your.
Speaker B:Like, whoever it was, the whole class would pay the price.
Speaker A:I wasn't that kid because I knew.
Speaker A:I knew that if I kept the kids from going out to recess that I was getting my ass kicked after school.
Speaker A:And not by the teachers, by the other kids.
Speaker A:But you're right.
Speaker A:There were kids that would just keep pushing until you didn't go out.
Speaker A:And then they'd go to the bathroom or something.
Speaker A:You go outside and the guys would just, you know, they basically wait till nobody was looking and they.
Speaker A:They'd whoop their.
Speaker A:You know, whoop that kid's ass.
Speaker A:And it was street justice.
Speaker A:And they learned.
Speaker A:They learned how that they learned a little bit of street justice.
Speaker A:These kids have been coddled and, and pushed and told it's not their fault and all this nonsense.
Speaker A:I'm sorry, but this is not good for our society.
Speaker A:It really isn't.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:It's that I feel like we're doing our kids a disservice, but I don't think mandating a presidential award is helpful.
Speaker B:But do I think that would be a better program for kids?
Speaker B:Absolutely.
Speaker B:That should be something all kids have the opportunity to take.
Speaker B:I know there's after school programs.
Speaker B:You have to pay for that.
Speaker B:And a lot of times kids just sit in the cafeteria and they're waiting for their parents.
Speaker B:I knew kids who went in early and stayed late.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So these kids are at school at like 6 in the morning.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:And they don't go home till 5:00.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:That's a long day to keep a kid in school.
Speaker B:And I'm not talking.
Speaker B:These are like, these are little kids.
Speaker B:These are kindergarten, first, second, third graders.
Speaker B:I, I have a friend who had to do that because they both worked and they both had to be at the office by seven.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:So school by 6:30.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So the school, they're there.
Speaker A:Have somebody come in and handle these kids and give them, they come in in the morning and do some calisthenics.
Speaker A:You know, they, they do the Japanese dribble or whatever that is that they do.
Speaker A:And, and then they go and they got some blood flowing and now they can sit down in class and maybe their brain works a little bit better so they can understand what's going on.
Speaker B:Then they may have had that.
Speaker B:I can't say they didn't.
Speaker B:You know, I'm not going to say they didn't offer that, but I would think probably not.
Speaker B:Then they can get them there to feed them breakfast.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:You sit them down, you say, okay, get your homework done.
Speaker A:You get their homework done.
Speaker A:And then you get your homework done.
Speaker A:You can pull out some games or do something like that, or play with your friends and then you go home with your parents.
Speaker A:All right, again, if you're going to say that you need a village, then, then use it.
Speaker A:A village.
Speaker A:We spent so much money on education, especially in New Jersey with a fucking teacher cartel.
Speaker B:There has to be a way to, to capture these students correctly.
Speaker B:And I feel like there's so much bloat.
Speaker B:There's so much.
Speaker B:And, and look, I don't begrudge someone, like at one point in my life I wanted to be teacher because I just wanted, that's what I wanted to do.
Speaker B:And I didn't take that path.
Speaker B:And I honestly, I think I would have been a good teacher, but I also probably would have been retiring by now because how great.
Speaker B:25 and you're done, you know, kind of a thing.
Speaker B:But, I mean, I just.
Speaker B:I see what they.
Speaker B:I know what I went through in school.
Speaker B:I've seen what my daughters went through, and now I see what these kids go through.
Speaker B:And it's.
Speaker B:There's so much electronics, and they shove such strange in their face so early.
Speaker B:Like, these kids are learning things.
Speaker B:I'm like, they don't know how to tie their shoes.
Speaker B:Kids don't know how to tie their shoes because everything's like Velcro or zips or buckles or whatever.
Speaker B:Like, I'm like, how do you know?
Speaker B:I remember teaching, like, giving them a.
Speaker A:Shoe when I was.
Speaker A:When I was in kindergarten.
Speaker A:You had to learn how to tie your shoes.
Speaker A:You had a shoe and you had to learn how to make.
Speaker A:There was two.
Speaker A:Either did the.
Speaker A:Round the tree through the hole.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:You know.
Speaker A:Or you did bunny ears.
Speaker B:The bunny ears.
Speaker A:Bunny ears.
Speaker A:You did bunny ears.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:Shit's not happening.
Speaker A:They don't do that anymore.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker B:I mean, well, look at the kids who can't read a clock.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker B:You know, one in particular.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:And that's shocking.
Speaker A:I had to teach my daughter how to read an analog clock.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker B:Again, the money and time.
Speaker A:There are times.
Speaker A:There are times when my kids say something that befuddles me, and I'm like, I feel like driving to the school and punching your teacher in the face.
Speaker A:Like, what the.
Speaker A:Were you doing?
Speaker A:How did this.
Speaker A:How did that happen?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And how did that.
Speaker B:How did that kid graduate thinking that?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Because, like, once you get past, like, second, third grade, you don't do clock on a paper anymore, and all the clocks are digital.
Speaker A:Well, here's what.
Speaker B:We were in school.
Speaker B:It was all regular analog clocks.
Speaker B:You stared at that secondhand.
Speaker B:I did.
Speaker A:Here's another thing the.
Speaker A:That they did.
Speaker A:They stopped doing.
Speaker A:They stopped teaching civics.
Speaker A:And I really believe the reason they stopped teaching civics is because they don't want people political.
Speaker A:They don't want people political.
Speaker A:They don't want people in their business.
Speaker A:They don't want an educated population looking at them.
Speaker A:So they figure they.
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:They pro.
Speaker A:They bribe them with video games and alcohol and vape and all that other shit, and they don't pay attention.
Speaker B:Well, the kids are so distracted.
Speaker B:They're not.
Speaker B:They're not paying attention.
Speaker B:Everything.
Speaker B:Their attention span is shot to shit.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:I Had a hard time.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And I didn't have electronics.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker B:So, I mean, to sit.
Speaker B:I would sit in class and read a book.
Speaker B:I would ignore my teachers and just read a book or whatever.
Speaker B:Like, I just didn't pay attention or.
Speaker B:Or I just didn't go.
Speaker B:Like, once I got to high school, I'm like, bye.
Speaker B:And just fucking left.
Speaker B:Like, I was never in school.
Speaker A:I was the kid multiple times.
Speaker B:Sophomore, junior year.
Speaker B:Listen, I don't know how I graduated.
Speaker B:By pure luck.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I was the kid that couldn't pay attention, that was squirming around in his seat, that was looking around over.
Speaker A:I would get bored real easy.
Speaker A:They just didn't challenge it.
Speaker A:And there's so many different ways of teaching kids.
Speaker A:I say that.
Speaker A:To say this, that there are things that are going on right now.
Speaker A:And you say, how do girls do this?
Speaker A:This is horrible.
Speaker A:But then you see something like this.
Speaker A:I know we make fun of OnlyFans and OnlyFans girls and all this other shit.
Speaker A:So this is this one girl, Sophia Rain.
Speaker A:She's.
Speaker A:She's not the one.
Speaker A:That's not her.
Speaker A:The other girl that you're going to see reveals that she makes 4,000amonth at OnlyFans.
Speaker A:4,000amonth.
Speaker A:That's almost $50,000 a year.
Speaker A:The girl with the microphone here.
Speaker F:So you are aware that, like, you're the final boss when it comes to.
Speaker F:Of, right?
Speaker A:Is that what they say?
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker F:Is that what they call it?
Speaker F:And I know you saw the clip of Julia making $400,000 a month, so I just.
Speaker A:All right, so now that girl.
Speaker B:Hold the phone.
Speaker B:She makes how much?
Speaker A:$400,000 a month.
Speaker B:I thought you said 4,000.
Speaker A:Okay, 40, 40,000amonth.
Speaker A:Wait a minute, let me back this up, because I think I screwed up here.
Speaker B:She said $400,000.
Speaker A:4M.
Speaker B:4 million.
Speaker A:Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker A:I did screw this up.
Speaker B:Okay, let's let her talk and we'll figure it out.
Speaker A:Okay, Here we go.
Speaker F:So you are aware that, like, you're the final boss when it comes to.
Speaker F:Of, Right?
Speaker A:Is that what they say?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker F:Is that what they call it?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker F:And I know you saw the clip of Julia making $400,000 a month.
Speaker F:So I just.
Speaker A:I said $400,000 a month is four.
Speaker A:Almost $5 million a year in only fans.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:12 times four.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:All right, so now this.
Speaker F:Like, how much are you making a month?
Speaker A:I don't know if I like.
Speaker A:I don't really want to hurt your feelings.
Speaker F:I just don't hurt my feelings.
Speaker F:What do you mean?
Speaker A:I don't want to say.
Speaker F:You don't have to say.
Speaker F:Just show me.
Speaker F:Yeah, okay.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker F:And I won't break your phone.
Speaker A:Watch your eyes.
Speaker A:She saw a number and she almost dropped the phone.
Speaker A:All right, so you heard.
Speaker A:400,000.
Speaker A:How much do you think that girl makes?
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:I'm assuming she's naked all the time.
Speaker A:I don't know what she does.
Speaker A:I have no idea.
Speaker A:I didn't look either one of these.
Speaker B:You didn't follow her?
Speaker A:I did not go look at this one.
Speaker A:She's.
Speaker A:I'll be honest with you.
Speaker A:She's a little too young looking for me.
Speaker A:So anyhow, the one girl makes 400.
Speaker A:She just looked at her phone and I almost, like, twitched the way she looked.
Speaker A:I wonder if the chat's paying attention.
Speaker B:Well, they gotta watch it, so.
Speaker B:All right, go ahead.
Speaker A:So here we go.
Speaker A:She can't even say, I actually like.
Speaker F:Kind of turning up $4 million.
Speaker F:$4 million in a month?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker F:400,000 the last seven days.
Speaker F:In case you were.
Speaker A:$4 million a month.
Speaker B:But it's a good thing she doesn't know how to read or talk or, you know, anything.
Speaker A:$4 million a month.
Speaker B:I hope she's paying taxes.
Speaker A:Almost $50 million a year now.
Speaker B:That can't be correct.
Speaker B:I can't.
Speaker B:It just can't.
Speaker B:The Kardashians make that money.
Speaker B:What the hell is this chick got?
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I don't.
Speaker A:Okay, the only thing is.
Speaker A:So I'm gonna back this video up.
Speaker B:Aaron says, me sideways with a cactus.
Speaker B:I hate this timeline.
Speaker B:I do, too.
Speaker B:I would like to go beat these girls with the stick.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:The only thing that I can think of.
Speaker A:That she looks young.
Speaker A:Like, she looks like she's not even 18 yet.
Speaker B:Oh, she's.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Well, that's probably why she's making that much.
Speaker A:I think that's one of the reasons why she's making this.
Speaker B:All you creepy dudes out there.
Speaker B:Not our chat, hopefully, but creepy?
Speaker B:That's gross.
Speaker F:400, 000 the last seven days, in case you were not even.
Speaker F:It's more than that.
Speaker A:She hands her the phone back.
Speaker F:I can't even be mad.
Speaker B:You know, she wanted to fling that phone in her face so hard.
Speaker A:Let me back this up.
Speaker A:Because she starts talking there.
Speaker F:She goes mad at you.
Speaker F:Like, this is Yalls fault.
Speaker F:Like, how do y'all men even have that amount of money?
Speaker F:You have wives, children, baby mamas, bills, women.
Speaker F:If you're seeing this go through your man's phone.
Speaker F:Because $4 million a month.
Speaker F:I promise you, you will find that link in his search history.
Speaker F:Go to private.
Speaker F:Go to the private tab is right up.
Speaker F:Sophie Rain.
Speaker F:Spider man video bought.
Speaker A:Sick.
Speaker F:You weird.
Speaker F:It's weird because she also looks 14.
Speaker F:So get your bag, I guess.
Speaker A:Thanks.
Speaker F:$4 million.
Speaker F:Disgusting.
Speaker B:She's just mad she didn't think of it.
Speaker A:She's mad.
Speaker A:She's mad because she ain't making $4 million a year.
Speaker B:She's like, I'll be black widow for $4 million a month.
Speaker A:Holy.
Speaker B:There, there.
Speaker B:She's.
Speaker B:It can't just be her in a costume.
Speaker B:There's no way.
Speaker B:There's no way this chick is selling on the side.
Speaker B:That's just, well, dirty stuff.
Speaker A:Again, what you can do in only fans is you can request videos to be made, or they make videos that you buy from there.
Speaker A:And it's not just whatever it is a month.
Speaker B:You like a personal video, make a.
Speaker A:Person like, she says, oh, here's a video of this, and it's whatever it is a month.
Speaker B:Butt says, typing Spider man, don't let your computer blow up.
Speaker A:Yeah, I know.
Speaker A:I'm not looking.
Speaker A:Listen, Aaron says I'm in.
Speaker A:I'm not me.
Speaker A:How do you get mad?
Speaker A:How do you get mad at a girl that's making $4 million a month?
Speaker B:Here's the thing.
Speaker B:I'm gonna be mad if this girl in 10 years goes, I had all this money and now I've wasted it.
Speaker B:That's when you want to be $50 million a year.
Speaker A:Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:You do this for three years and then you just dye your hair different.
Speaker A:You change your name, whatever, and you forget that you don't even have it where you see this rainy, rainy soph.
Speaker B:That's her new name.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker A:Just change your name to, I don't know, Barbara, whatever.
Speaker B:Manatee.
Speaker A:Yeah, anything.
Speaker A:I cut your hair.
Speaker B:But there's always.
Speaker B:There's.
Speaker B:There's opportunities for all.
Speaker B:Everybody in porn, I'm gonna say only fans is porn.
Speaker B:It really is.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker A:Oh, it's absolutely porn.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's absolutely porn.
Speaker B:And if you have that kind of money to spend on some child, first of all, shame on you.
Speaker B:But I mean, whatever.
Speaker B:The only thing you're getting out of it is making her rich.
Speaker B:You get nothing.
Speaker A:There was a.
Speaker B:Maybe you can whack off.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker A:There was a story of an Australian girl that was.
Speaker A:It had only fans.
Speaker A:And this one person was buying all our videos and subscribed to her and and she, she had this thing where, you know, you send a picture, you send a dick pic in and she evaluates your dick pic.
Speaker A:You know, she tells you whatever.
Speaker B:That's gross.
Speaker A:So anyhow, she was doing something and as she went through it said this person is in your contacts.
Speaker A:So she goes, so here what happened was.
Speaker B:Oh, they had his email, I guess.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, guess who it was.
Speaker A:It was her stepfather.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, I'd seen that.
Speaker B:That's great.
Speaker A:It was her stepfather.
Speaker A:And then whatever found out about it.
Speaker A:Now her mother's divorced, so.
Speaker A:Jesus Christ, people.
Speaker A:Is it then we don't we have any kind of fucking morals or values anymore?
Speaker A:God damn.
Speaker B:You're asking.
Speaker B:Are you, are you seriously looking for an answer for that?
Speaker B:Or you're just.
Speaker A:Well, I mean, come on.
Speaker A:I know, you know, I, I, we make fun is like sometimes I'll see like a, you know, an older woman or something that's in the only fans or something.
Speaker A:I'll go.
Speaker B:One who's not 18.
Speaker A:Yeah, she's the one that's that young or.
Speaker A:Yeah, and I'll go and I'll as research for the show.
Speaker B:Of course.
Speaker A:I'll go take a look.
Speaker A:I bet she makes so much of special snatch tricks that she could because of special.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Probably blow out of candles with her cooch.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Maybe she can go over a beer bottle and pick up a bunch of coins and drop them out one at a time.
Speaker B:Winner, Winner, winner, winner for science, for research.
Speaker B:That's what John does that for.
Speaker B:It's all research.
Speaker B:Well, aren't you glad to know that girls like that you're funding that she's gonna roll around that well, I'm sure because.
Speaker A:No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not subscribed to her.
Speaker A:I don't buy any videos.
Speaker B:Not her, but all these women that's they're, they're making money on you.
Speaker B:You may as well just go into a strip club and just hand money there.
Speaker A:You don't think that's happened back in the day?
Speaker A:You don't think I've spent hundreds of dollars in strip clubs?
Speaker B:I've heard this stories.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:Just saying.
Speaker A:Nothing wrong with it.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:You know, back in the day, it's what you did.
Speaker A:It was a Friday night.
Speaker A:Go down to this, Go down to Admiral.
Speaker B:I didn't do that on Friday nights, but.
Speaker A:Well, of course you didn't, because men wired different than women.
Speaker A:Go to the Admiral Wilson Boulevard.
Speaker A:It was, it was lined with strip clubs on both sides of the road.
Speaker A:You had the Admiral, you had.
Speaker A:I can't even think of the names of them anywhere.
Speaker A:The Oasis you had.
Speaker A:Oh, there was a bunch of them up one side.
Speaker B:Rama Banana Hammocks, you know, whatever.
Speaker A:Carnival.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, it's great.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Parky goes.
Speaker B:I went skating Friday nights.
Speaker B:Yeah, me too.
Speaker B:Me too.
Speaker B:John's out.
Speaker B:Aaron says, I hope she loses all the money and winds up turning tricks for cans of potted meat.
Speaker A:Jesus.
Speaker B:We're not salty at all.
Speaker A:No, we're not salty at all.
Speaker A:Well, it.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B: p club back in the day in the: Speaker B:You had to go with actual coin, like actual money in your hand.
Speaker B:There was no ATMs.
Speaker B:You went to the bank Friday, you took out all the cash you thought you needed because you weren't getting any others because the bank was closed.
Speaker A:There was ATMs in the.
Speaker A:In the strip club.
Speaker B:Oh, okay.
Speaker B:Did they have ATMs then?
Speaker A:Okay, yeah, it was in the 90s, right.
Speaker B:When they were actually called ATMs.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:Back then it was called the Mac Machine Money Access.
Speaker B:The Mac Machine.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker B:And it looked.
Speaker B:Had the, like the rainbow, whatever, logo thing.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:But for the most part, we'll say prior to Mac machines, you had to have cash.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Nowadays people have no.
Speaker B:There's no concept of money.
Speaker A:I think they still do it now.
Speaker A:You don't.
Speaker B:On only fans.
Speaker A:I'm talking about strip.
Speaker A:Real strip clubs.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:My point being is when you went to a physical strip club, you had to pay cash.
Speaker B:Like there was cash.
Speaker B:You can't go up to a hoe and stripe, you know, swipe her ass.
Speaker B:It's not.
Speaker B:That's not how it works.
Speaker B:You know, you had to pay to play if you wanted to go into the room or whatever.
Speaker B:You had to give her money.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Or now it's like his Venmo.
Speaker B:Whatever.
Speaker A:But private dances, there was three things.
Speaker A:They came around, you gave him a dollar tip.
Speaker A:Then they tried to talk you into a private dance, which wasn't really 20.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker A:It was a 20 bill.
Speaker A:And I never liked that because I always said it's like paying $20 to smack your thumb with a hammer.
Speaker A:I didn't like any of that.
Speaker A:It was just too.
Speaker A:And then you could go into the champagne room.
Speaker A:And I forget how much that was because I've never been in 50, I would guess.
Speaker A:I think it was more, but.
Speaker A:But okay.
Speaker B:So my point being is people today, it's just everything's electronic.
Speaker B:There's no, Cat, you don't have to take a 20 and hand it to somebody.
Speaker B:You just.
Speaker B:You just wipe it out in Venmo or whatever.
Speaker B:Or Apple Pay.
Speaker B:Whatever you do.
Speaker B:It's so you have no cognitive understanding.
Speaker B:No, it's.
Speaker B:That's not my problem.
Speaker B:I don't give a.
Speaker B:You spend all your money on a hooker, but easy and easy out.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker B:And you don't.
Speaker B:You're not.
Speaker B:You just overdraw your account.
Speaker B:Oh, well, you know.
Speaker A:Well, again, I don't know anything about the hooker that you're talking about, but I'm just saying that I don't.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker B:You were at the strip club.
Speaker B:You have to pay them.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's a different story.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:So how this worked in a strip club were.
Speaker A:Okay, calm down.
Speaker B:I don't know why you don't understand what I'm saying.
Speaker B:The hoes today on Only Fans.
Speaker B:You just pay money that doesn't exist.
Speaker B:Because you don't.
Speaker A:You're not.
Speaker A:You're just.
Speaker A:Because it's all part of your debit card thing.
Speaker A:You just click a button.
Speaker B:Electronic.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, you click a button.
Speaker A:You want to buy a.
Speaker A:You want to buy a star?
Speaker B:You buy the.
Speaker A:You want to buy the video of her, I don't know, doing whatever she's doing in a spider man in a spider woman costume and say, that video is $50.
Speaker A:You just say click, and it says, do you want to pay for that?
Speaker A:And then you pay for it.
Speaker B:Fucking moron.
Speaker B:For doing that.
Speaker B:Not you.
Speaker B:Like, in general.
Speaker B:Like, that's so.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:I knew you weren't talking about me.
Speaker A:I get it.
Speaker A:But what I'm saying is, you know, guys.
Speaker A:Guys do that.
Speaker A:I don't know why they do it.
Speaker A:I guess because they can't talk to women anymore.
Speaker A:So this is the only way that they can.
Speaker B:Oh, that's why Snap.
Speaker B:That's why these chicks are popular on Snap.
Speaker B:Not Snapchat, the Tick Tocks.
Speaker B:Because you can.
Speaker B:You can do lives.
Speaker B:And you send them the little hearts and the flowers and whatever the those are, because it's not real money.
Speaker B:Because it's just.
Speaker B:I'm sending her hearts and.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker B:But you have to pay for that, right?
Speaker B:The little gifts.
Speaker A:I guess.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I've never sent a flower, heart or whatever the they send on Tick Tock.
Speaker A:I have no idea.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:If Sparky says, you wake up the next day, where'd all my money go?
Speaker B:Exactly.
Speaker A:Same thing, strip clubs.
Speaker B:If you pay for porn today, you're chumping.
Speaker A:Well, how many times, guys?
Speaker A:And if you're my age or whatever, how many times did you go out with a wallet full of money?
Speaker A:And you go out on a Friday night, you go to the bar, you're drinking, you go out to eat, and all next day you come home, you wake up, you got a hangover.
Speaker A:You go in your wallet, you're like, where's all my money?
Speaker A:And you go in your pockets, and there's a bunch of rolled up, like, bills and shit.
Speaker A:You're straightening them out because when they gave you the change, you just crumpled them up, put it in your pocket.
Speaker A:I mean, that's how it was back in the day.
Speaker B:Just saying, sticky, sticky dollars.
Speaker B:They'd pay you back.
Speaker A:Yeah, because it was on the bar, and the bar is all sticky, and you put it.
Speaker B:We know where that.
Speaker B:We know where those dollars came from.
Speaker A:In a regular bar where there wasn't snatch, they weren't around.
Speaker A:Snatch.
Speaker A:I know what you're talking about.
Speaker A:So in a strip club, what they would do is you could do what you would change one way or the other.
Speaker A:Let's say a girl had a Crown Royal bag full of ones and you had 20.
Speaker A:She'd say, hey, you want to break a 20?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then she.
Speaker A:You give her a 20, and she peel off 19 ones and then give you one.
Speaker A:And then you got to tuck it.
Speaker A:It happens a lot.
Speaker A:But I never got hangovers.
Speaker A:Good for you.
Speaker A:I got.
Speaker A:The older I got, the worse the hangovers.
Speaker A:That's why I stopped drinking.
Speaker A:Basically.
Speaker A:I only drink once a month now.
Speaker A:It's with the Brand X crew.
Speaker A:That's when I drink.
Speaker B:So it's your drinking time.
Speaker A:It is my drinking time.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I think it's just.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker B:Stop funding these dumb women.
Speaker B:I mean, they're smart for.
Speaker B:For milking you guys for money, but, like, stop giving them money.
Speaker B:Dumb men.
Speaker A:Just give it.
Speaker B:They don't love you.
Speaker B:They don't care.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:They don't love you here.
Speaker B:They don't love you at all.
Speaker A:They perform a service that people want to pay for.
Speaker A:I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It's capitalism at its best.
Speaker B:I can't even.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker B:Listen, it's not even getting, like, a touch.
Speaker B:It's not like a physical connection.
Speaker B:Listen, it's just some digital nonsense.
Speaker A:God, I would.
Speaker A:I would jump off a bridge if I found out my daughters were doing that.
Speaker A:One of my daughters were doing that.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I couldn't handle it.
Speaker B:Why?
Speaker A:There's independent women making money that's their independent women.
Speaker A:Not my, not my babies.
Speaker B:Not my babies.
Speaker A:Not my babies.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker A:Dare you.
Speaker B:No, I'm not saying they should.
Speaker B:I don't, I would.
Speaker A:No, I know but I'm just thinking about the like here's a father of this girl finding out she's making $4 million.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:I bet he don't care.
Speaker A:I, I, I don't know how you did.
Speaker A:Well then that's not a real father.
Speaker A:A real father wouldn't be able to handle that.
Speaker B:I'd say a parent.
Speaker B:I would be, I would be so upset if my daughter's in that.
Speaker B:I mean I, there's no way I could look at that and be like.
Speaker B:They'd be like, but I'm independent.
Speaker A:You know, I made.
Speaker A:Look, I got a new car and a house and all of a sudden.
Speaker B:I got chill out of cash.
Speaker A:And I would be mom, I'm bomb paying off your mortgage.
Speaker A:Mom.
Speaker A:I would say, no bother me.
Speaker A:I can't.
Speaker A:I'm not taking your, I'm not taking your money and paying off my house.
Speaker B:Think of that as my daughters.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's, that's, it's horrible.
Speaker B:It is.
Speaker B:It really bothers me.
Speaker B:I don't.
Speaker B:And I understand there's women that choose to do to get into that and, and I guess good on them.
Speaker B:But I would be, I would be very sad if that was my daughters thought that that was their best option.
Speaker B:I'd be like, I want a refund from school.
Speaker B:I paid a lot of money for college.
Speaker B:Give me that something.
Speaker A:I need all that back.
Speaker A:Yeah, I need all that money.
Speaker B:Yeah, you could pay off my mortgage if you give me that money back.
Speaker A:Yeah, you could have, you could have sold your roast beef and I wouldn't had to pay $60,000 a year for college.
Speaker A:I need that money back.
Speaker A:All of it.
Speaker A: Then you can go sell your hey: Speaker B:So awful.
Speaker A:I know, it's terrible.
Speaker B:I mean I guess what they're taking charge of it but like to, to those that those girls were young.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:So that means they grew up with the idea that they were going to do this.
Speaker B:Like she didn't just wake up be like, I'm going to show that like that it starts like she planned that like she knew.
Speaker B:And, and how does, how does one chick like that take off?
Speaker A:Well, this is what they do.
Speaker A:This is how they do on Instagram and they go to TikTok and you know, they put these videos, these suggested videos out and they say check out my bio and the Next thing you know, the guys look, and they go, look at this link tree.
Speaker A:Oh, what's in here?
Speaker A:Only Fans.
Speaker A:And that's how it starts.
Speaker A:So now, here's another thing.
Speaker A:Here's the other side of it.
Speaker B:They got to be on TikTok or something.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Because we talked about this earlier.
Speaker A:So there was this one girl, and then she's on Only Fans, and then she found out her mom was on Only Fans, and then she found out her mom had more subscribers than she did and was making more money.
Speaker A:So she's all upset.
Speaker A:She's yelling, oh, my God, my mom's a bop.
Speaker A:And I'm like, what the fuck's a bop?
Speaker A:I don't know what a bop is.
Speaker A:Aaron says, I got a friend that's a MILF only fan.
Speaker B:Has a MILF only fans.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Has MILF only fans.
Speaker A:I can't read the rest of it.
Speaker A:What's that say?
Speaker B:So she isn't making that kind of scratch, but she does.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:It's a side hustle, I suppose.
Speaker A:All right, so do you know what a bop is?
Speaker A:Did you figure out what a bop was?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:No, I wasn't.
Speaker A:I went to the urban dictionary, and I got two definitions, so here we go.
Speaker B:I mean, I had.
Speaker B:I had a thought of what it was.
Speaker A:Go ahead.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker A:You want to read that or do you want me to do it?
Speaker A:All right, I'll read it.
Speaker A:A bop is a name to call a female who gives head to anyone.
Speaker A:They call them a bop because they give head.
Speaker A:They bop their heads.
Speaker A:Wrong spelling for their mike would have a fit about this.
Speaker A:That little bop was messing with my man last night.
Speaker A:So that's that one that's kind of dumb.
Speaker B:That doesn't seem to fit, but okay.
Speaker A:And then we have this one.
Speaker A:This is Bob two.
Speaker A:Any woman that you can sleep with easily, slut, hoe, jump off, etc.
Speaker A:Damn, man.
Speaker A:That hoe right there is a bop used in a sentence.
Speaker B:Everyone.
Speaker B:A bop meant, like, a good song.
Speaker A:Well, you say that it's good bop.
Speaker B:It's easy to dance to.
Speaker B:Yay.
Speaker A:Earlier on, when we were talking about this on the Weathered View, you said bop is because guys bop their meat to these women.
Speaker B:It was on Daniel's show last night.
Speaker A:I was on Daniel's show.
Speaker B:That's what I thought I said.
Speaker B:Maybe they bop their meat, Right?
Speaker B:Wiener is what I said.
Speaker A:No, their heads are bopping up and down on that meat whistle.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker A:Very filthy, dirty show tonight.
Speaker A:Very contentious tonight.
Speaker A:Yeah, I think Dutchess is all podcast out.
Speaker A:She podcasts three nights in a row.
Speaker B:I did, but it's not.
Speaker B:It wasn't because of that.
Speaker B:It's work is just.
Speaker B:I have my event tomorrow, and I just need that to be put to bed.
Speaker B:So I'm tired.
Speaker A:That's fine.
Speaker B:It's been a week.
Speaker B:Monday, I was like, I'm done.
Speaker B:That's a Friday.
Speaker A:Yet you can come in and take it out on me.
Speaker A:It's okay.
Speaker A:I can handle.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Oh, okay.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:I distinctly remember you raging for a little bit.
Speaker A:Me?
Speaker B:Oh, me.
Speaker A:All right, we have voicemails.
Speaker A:Would you like to hear some voicemails?
Speaker B:I would love to hear voicemails.
Speaker A:I love Dean.
Speaker A:Dean sends in a voicemail.
Speaker A:It seems like every.
Speaker A:Every week.
Speaker A:You ready?
Speaker A:Buckle in for this.
Speaker A:Hey, John.
Speaker B:Love the show.
Speaker A:I got a question for you.
Speaker A:Have you been checking out any more males dressing up as women, getting excited?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Oh, by the way, a baby seal walked into a bar, and the bartender says, hey, little fella, can I get you something?
Speaker A:The baby.
Speaker A:And the baby seal says, do you know?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker A:The baby seal said, anything but a Canadian club.
Speaker A:Later.
Speaker A:Anything but a Canadian club.
Speaker A:Clubbing baby seals.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Oh, that's awful.
Speaker B:I don't want that.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:And we got another voicemail.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Hey, it's.
Speaker A:Apparently this is a boomer bunker.
Speaker A:I just.
Speaker A:For some reason, I felt really compelled to call this number specifically.
Speaker A:I just came up with it out of the top of my head.
Speaker A:I'm Sebastian Palorito, and I heard that my dad was making plans this summer in July, and I felt compelled to invite whoever was at this number to come to that event.
Speaker A:So, yeah, I just thought I'd let you know that you're invited to that event in July.
Speaker A:Anyway, see ya.
Speaker A:There you go.
Speaker B:Oh, I could have gone in so many different directions.
Speaker B:I wasn't sure where I was going.
Speaker B:Awesome.
Speaker B:He's a riot.
Speaker B:That kid is a riot.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Appreciate the calls.
Speaker B:So, yeah, just to make sure you weren't left out.
Speaker A:Ah, I understand.
Speaker A:The funny thing was, last time I knew that I was invited, but no one said anything to me.
Speaker A:Like, I knew if I wanted to come, there would be no problem.
Speaker A:But it was funny to say, well, you know, what am I, chopped liver over here?
Speaker A:I didn't get an invitation.
Speaker A:Oh, Duchess gets an invitation.
Speaker A:Everybody gets.
Speaker A:No one invites John.
Speaker A:Which now, you know, they're turning it around.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I'm the one that pushes the visit.
Speaker B:Everybody tolerates me coming out.
Speaker B:I'm like, I'm coming out in July.
Speaker B:Entertain Me, let's have a party.
Speaker A:I will be, I will be visiting my subjects in July and I expect to be entertained.
Speaker A:I expect a, a barbecue over at the Peloritos, and I expect to be taken around that, treated like the princess duchess that I am.
Speaker B:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker B:No, it's fun.
Speaker B:I, I, I love going out there to see everyone.
Speaker B:I'm so happy.
Speaker B:I wish I could see more people out there, so.
Speaker B:But it'll be what it is.
Speaker B:So hopefully we get together with as many folks as possible.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Alrighty.
Speaker A:Well, I think that's it, everybody.
Speaker A:Thank you for hanging out with us.
Speaker B:One more.
Speaker A:I'm sorry.
Speaker A:We have stickers.
Speaker A:I forgot about the stickers.
Speaker A:I even wrote it down.
Speaker A:I forgot about the stickers.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:That's why I jumped in.
Speaker B:So if you haven't received your sticker yet, I know there were two.
Speaker B:I had to send out my apologies.
Speaker B:I have not gotten them out.
Speaker B:I will probably, they probably won't go out until Friday.
Speaker B:My apologies.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:It's all right.
Speaker B:I said they would go out this week, so.
Speaker B:And technically Friday still this week.
Speaker B:So if you would like a wonderful one of a kind boomer bunker sticker, just send me a dm, whatever platform you can find the Boomer bunker, send a message and I'll get one out to you.
Speaker B:You have to give me your address, so otherwise you won't get it.
Speaker A:Here's the thing.
Speaker A:Someone asked for one, they received it, and they put it on their hardhat.
Speaker A:And I scoured my social media and I could not find the picture of it.
Speaker A:Where I couldn't find it.
Speaker A:Where is it?
Speaker A:Is it on our discord?
Speaker B:It's in our Discord and I have it.
Speaker B:I'm going to put it up tomorrow.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Because I was going to bring it for this, just this segment right here, our sticker segment.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:Well, it's on our social, so you can see.
Speaker B:See, we got one from Josh on his water bottle.
Speaker B:So I will put another one up tomorrow.
Speaker B:I didn't want it to hide the fact that we were switching our podcast days.
Speaker B:I wanted to make sure everybody knew that for today because we won't be streaming tomorrow.
Speaker B:So I'll put the that one up tomorrow.
Speaker A:Alrighty.
Speaker A:Did I forget anything else?
Speaker B:I don't think so.
Speaker A:All right, just follow us on our socials, please.
Speaker A:And do us a favor.
Speaker A:If you're hanging in here this long and you're still hanging around, share this podcast with a friend of someone you know, someone you think that would enjoy a grumpy old guy.
Speaker A:And Duchess, what does Sparky call you?
Speaker A:The voice of reason.
Speaker B:The voice of reason.
Speaker A:Duchess, the voice of reason, and a crotchety old, grumpy curmudgeon boomer.
Speaker A:If you would enjoy that, then please tell a friend, tell a few friends, we would like to be able to grow this podcast a little, little bit more.
Speaker A:Of course.
Speaker A:You know, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker B:Like, it follows.
Speaker B:We would appreciate the follows.
Speaker B:It helps build us up.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:All emotionally, spiritually, and also through podcast worlds and all of our socials.
Speaker B:We need that.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Also, we have a Discord that we would love you to join.
Speaker A:If you don't know anything about Discord, if you're just an old boomer and you don't know much about Discord, grab your phone, go to the store, Google Store, or the app store and type in the search Discord.
Speaker A:And then with the Waldorf and Statler podcasting.
Speaker B:Okay, which one am I?
Speaker B:There's an invite to our Discord.
Speaker B:If you go to our inventory, it's.
Speaker A:Also in our show notes.
Speaker A:It's in the show notes.
Speaker A:You go to the show notes.
Speaker A:It's right there.
Speaker A:So easy to find.
Speaker A:But, you know, a lot of people don't know how to work to Discord.
Speaker A:Just hit the.
Speaker A:Get the Discord app on your phone, hit the invite.
Speaker A:It'll bring you right in, and we will welcome you with open arms.
Speaker A:It's a lot of fun in there.
Speaker A:You can see me.
Speaker B:I love it.
Speaker A:Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker A:You know, I really don't.
Speaker A:I'm just gonna say I really don't like you calling Duchess the Beast like that.
Speaker A:That's not fair.
Speaker B:I know it's her.
Speaker A:Also, we have to get some of these.
Speaker A:These are the Boomer Bunker.
Speaker A:This is just a one off.
Speaker A:This is the only one.
Speaker A:This is the Boomer Bunker.
Speaker B:That's a one of a kind.
Speaker B:That's an absolute, one of a kind.
Speaker A:Collection Y right there.
Speaker A:All right, I think we've done it all.
Speaker A:I think we've said it all.
Speaker A:We will be back Monday for episode 299.
Speaker B:That's right.
Speaker A:And then Thursday would be episode 300.
Speaker B:Yeah, you don't want to miss any of them.
Speaker A:Of course not.
Speaker B:Because we're just so awesome.
Speaker A:Yes, we are.
Speaker A:All right, everybody, we will talk to you on Monday.
Speaker A:Bye.
