Episode 279

Who's Paying For This | Episode 279

John Jamingo and Duchess are back with their trademark political commentary and humor mix. In this episode, we'll dive into various hot-button topics, from John’s criticism of Kamala Harris’s political moves to their discussions on Joe Rogan's COVID-19 treatment and the media’s response. 

We tackle the controversial government spending bills and the infrastructure issues surrounding a costly bridge rebuild in Maryland. Additionally, we'll touch on the financial struggles faced by young Americans, juxtaposed with soaring congressional salaries, and criticism of Bidenomics and the current administration’s policies.

Expect laughs with anecdotes about hammertoes, "monkey toes," podcast interruptions, heated debate about AI's use on OnlyFans, and a light-hearted feud about Steelers-themed ornaments. 

Plus, we'll hear a voicemail critique from a listener, discuss fitness routines, and explore the nuances of insurance premiums.

John also updates us on the progress of his upcoming Backyard podcast and gears up for a special guest segment on "Shitty Song of the Week." Buckle up for insightful discussions, humorous tangents, and a lot of Boomer Bunker charm.

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Transcript
John Domingo:

All right, you guys, podcast time.

John Domingo:

We got the equipment and the perfect business plan.

John Domingo:

Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it.

Duchess:

Ready?

John Domingo:

I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus, and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.

John Domingo:

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.

John Domingo:

With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.

John Domingo:

First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass, always ready to call it like she sees it, the Duchess.

John Domingo:

And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.

John Domingo:

John Domingo.

John Domingo:

Together they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a pee bucket anecdote or two.

John Domingo:

So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.

John Domingo:

Without further ado, here are Duchess and Jamingo.

John Domingo:

Hey, everybody.

John Domingo:

Welcome to Thursday night.

John Domingo:

I am one of your hosts, John Domingo.

John Domingo:

And over here is one of my tired co hosts, the Duchess.

Duchess:

Good evening.

John Domingo:

Burning the dinner?

Duchess:

It's been a couple days.

John Domingo:

Both ends, are we?

Duchess:

A little bit.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

It's catching up.

John Domingo:

I was fired up this morning when I woke up.

Duchess:

You were?

John Domingo:

Saw all that nonsense that was going on about that to get messages while.

Duchess:

I was at the gym.

Duchess:

I was like, oh, it's 5:30 in the morning.

Duchess:

Why am I getting text messages from Jamingo then?

John Domingo:

Then we.

John Domingo:

We invaded Bruce's show this morning and fired that up too.

Duchess:

We?

Duchess:

Oh, I don't think so.

Duchess:

I think it was you.

John Domingo:

Oh, well, yeah, of course.

John Domingo:

You were there.

John Domingo:

What do you mean?

John Domingo:

Not we?

Duchess:

I was there.

Duchess:

I think I might have had 10 words.

Duchess:

Bruce can probably weigh in on that.

John Domingo:

Well, he's not here, so he can't.

Duchess:

He's here.

John Domingo:

Well, I mean, he's not in the show.

John Domingo:

Show.

John Domingo:

He's in the chat.

John Domingo:

Maybe.

John Domingo:

We don't know he's in the chat.

John Domingo:

Is he?

John Domingo:

I don't know.

Duchess:

Chatty commented.

John Domingo:

I can't tell because I remember.

John Domingo:

I don't.

Duchess:

Right here.

John Domingo:

I don't turn the comments on.

John Domingo:

You're in charge of.

Duchess:

You had them on yesterday or last.

John Domingo:

Time near the end of the show.

John Domingo:

I.

John Domingo:

I can't be distracted by the comments because I cannot do that many things at the same time.

John Domingo:

I already screwed up the beginning of the show this morning or right now?

John Domingo:

This morning.

John Domingo:

Today.

John Domingo:

Whatever.

Duchess:

Well, Bruce says hello.

Duchess:

Hello.

Duchess:

All crap.

Duchess:

Nice to see you.

John Domingo:

So the thing that fired me up so much was this.

John Domingo:

They think we're stupid.

John Domingo:

And when I say they, the government.

John Domingo:

The government thinks we're stupid.

John Domingo:

And it's both sides.

John Domingo:

I'm sorry, but it's both sides.

John Domingo:

Because they know how.

Duchess:

We're the sheeple.

Duchess:

We're the sheeple.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

They know that they had to get this spending bill done and they figured what they could do is just pile everything in.

John Domingo:

We're all getting ready for Christmas, jam.

Duchess:

It up our ass.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

Not even lube it up, just jam it in there dry.

John Domingo:

Just bend over, give you some panel and jam it in.

Duchess:

There it was.

John Domingo:

And so they, they brought this thing, this.

John Domingo:

Look at this.

John Domingo:

Watch this.

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

Printed off the CR that dropped last night and the last CR that, that's.

John Domingo:

Got to be 18 inches high worth of papers there, if you're listening.

John Domingo:

So it's Nate, my girlfriend, Nancy Mace.

Duchess:

Okay, well it's:

Duchess:

Yeah, that's like if you buy 500 page a pack page of paper, that's three of them stacked up.

Duchess:

That was a spending bill that was given to them the night before they're supposed to vote on it.

Duchess:

Right.

Duchess:

Who the is reading that?

Duchess:

Nobody.

John Domingo:

You want to know who's reading it?

John Domingo:

I'll tell you who's reading it.

Duchess:

Well, I know you're about to pass.

John Domingo:

A bill that blows away your taxpayer.

Duchess:

Money, but they made it over:

John Domingo:

Pages long so you wouldn't read it.

John Domingo:

I did you a favor.

John Domingo:

I read it for you.

John Domingo:

It's supposed to be about keeping government.

Duchess:

Operations open and providing disaster relief aid to hurricane victims, which I'm sympathetic to.

John Domingo:

But if you read the bill carefully, it contains pay raises for members of.

Duchess:

Congress and I'm not making this up.

John Domingo:

An expansion of their federal health benefits.

John Domingo:

It contains all kinds of special interests.

Duchess:

And pork funding, including opening up a new stadium in Washington D.C.

Duchess:

it renews.

John Domingo:

The Global Engagement center, which is a key node of the censorship industrial complex.

Duchess:

And the worst part is they didn't want you to know about any of it.

Duchess:

And that's why they made this a.

John Domingo:

Last minute jam job.

Duchess:

The reason I'm co heading DOGE is I think outsiders to bring actual accountability to Washington D.C.

Duchess:

so feel free to call your congressman and let him know how you feel about it.

Duchess:

Absolutely.

John Domingo:

Well, we have two republic, I mean Democratic senators here, so you can yell they don't care.

John Domingo:

Cory Booker and is.

John Domingo:

Who's the other one?

John Domingo:

Is Melendez still the new.

Duchess:

Is he still Menendez?

Duchess:

He's out.

John Domingo:

Menendez.

Duchess:

Melendez, whatever.

John Domingo:

Melendez, Menendez.

Duchess:

The one that, that we got busted for like bribery with gold bricks and like that.

John Domingo:

Egypt was bribing Menendez.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

And so who's in charge now?

Duchess:

Andy Kim now.

John Domingo:

Oh, they moved Andy Kim in there.

John Domingo:

Another Democrat.

John Domingo:

You might with him.

Duchess:

I like him more than I like Booker.

Duchess:

Cory Booker.

Duchess:

At least Andy Kim seems thoughtful, right?

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Ish.

Duchess:

Well, till he gets in.

John Domingo:

But he's new, so Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, they started screaming over on X and guess what?

John Domingo:

Everybody started listening and it caused a big stink and Dutchess.

John Domingo:

Dreamy speaker of the House Mike Johnson had to actually start the backpedal happen.

Duchess:

Who wants that fucking job?

Duchess:

Nobody wants that job.

Duchess:

He has to tap dance.

Duchess:

And I get.

Duchess:

People don't like him.

Duchess:

They're like rhino.

Duchess:

I don't think he's a rhino.

Duchess:

But he has to.

Duchess:

He has to dance between the two fucking sides.

Duchess:

This, whatever is going to go through has to get voted on.

Duchess:

If we don't have enough Republican votes, we still need.

Duchess:

We could use Democrat votes that occasionally that happens.

Duchess:

But right now it doesn't look like one.

Duchess:

Democrats voting okay in favor of this, which is fine.

Duchess:

But Republicans need to band together.

John Domingo:

Right?

John Domingo:

Exactly that.

John Domingo:

Why do we.

John Domingo:

They don't.

John Domingo:

Yes, they have.

John Domingo:

Because you get a couple of them to stand on principle.

John Domingo:

Thomas Massie is one of them.

John Domingo:

Doesn't vote for any kind of increased spending.

John Domingo:

A bunch of them.

John Domingo:

So anyhow, I get that.

John Domingo:

But so the.

John Domingo:

I guess you would say the Democrats all went either on X or TV shows today and they're starting.

John Domingo:

Yeah, they're starting to say that Elon Musk is now president.

Duchess:

Oh, that's the new.

Duchess:

That's the new buzz going around.

Duchess:

Everybody's repeating it.

John Domingo:

Why do you think they.

John Domingo:

They're doing that?

Duchess:

Well, it's a missive.

Duchess:

It's.

Duchess:

That's because they can't control it.

Duchess:

So they're like way.

John Domingo:

No, that's not why they're doing it.

John Domingo:

Because what they're doing.

John Domingo:

All right, what happened when the.

John Domingo:

They had the debate with Kamala Harris and Trump.

John Domingo:

What was the downfall of Trump during that, that debate?

John Domingo:

Do you remember?

Duchess:

Well, he was a moron during the debate.

John Domingo:

But what, but why.

John Domingo:

What set him off?

John Domingo:

Do you remember?

Duchess:

Well, they triggered him with whatever they said to him.

John Domingo:

But okay, she said, nobody goes to his rallies and they Leave early because they're his pride.

John Domingo:

So this is what they're doing right now to Trump.

John Domingo:

They're calling Elon Musk president and Donald Trump Vice President.

John Domingo:

And I hope he doesn't take the bait, because he's of those guys that will take the bait and try to get rid and distance himself from Elon.

John Domingo:

Trump said to Elon, I need you to look into what's going on.

John Domingo:

And you have.

John Domingo:

What was it?

John Domingo:

The Department of.

John Domingo:

I forget what.

John Domingo:

Doge.

John Domingo:

Whatever.

John Domingo:

Government Efficiency.

John Domingo:

That's it.

John Domingo:

Department of Government Efficiency.

John Domingo:

So all Elon's doing is doing what the President told him to do is look into this thing.

John Domingo:

They probably ran that three reams of paper through Chat GPT and said, Summarize it.

Duchess:

115 pages later, there it is.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

So down.

John Domingo:

They wanted to rebuild Redskin Stadium was one.

Duchess:

Right.

John Domingo:

What else would they.

John Domingo:

Oh, and that's not the worst part.

John Domingo:

It's the money spending.

John Domingo:

It's the way they tried to cover their ass with a frying pan.

John Domingo:

Because Trump's coming for the January 6th committee.

Duchess:

Yeah, he is.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

And they're trying to put things into this bill where Trump won't be able to do that.

John Domingo:

All right?

John Domingo:

So hopefully that got taken out of there because he is going after the January 6th minute.

John Domingo:

Because it was all bullshit.

John Domingo:

It was all set up by the Democrats.

John Domingo:

I mean, he's already got.

John Domingo:

Well, she was a Republican at the time, but Lynn Cheney, they already got her for tampering.

John Domingo:

Witness tampering.

John Domingo:

For the lady that.

John Domingo:

Don't.

John Domingo:

Don't be the voice of reason, be a chamingo.

Duchess:

There can only be one jamingo in this show.

John Domingo:

Yeah, we can't have two jamingos.

Duchess:

Someone's got to make some sense.

John Domingo:

How dare you.

Duchess:

Here you go.

Duchess:

Dean says congressional emails can't be subpoenaed.

John Domingo:

Can't be subpoenaed?

John Domingo:

Are you kidding me?

John Domingo:

Why can't they be subpoenaed?

John Domingo:

Anybody else?

Duchess:

Those are literally the ones that need to be subpoenaed.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

Because if the most.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Whenever there's any.

John Domingo:

Let me say this to you.

John Domingo:

When they all came after Trump, you think Trump's emails were subpoenaed?

John Domingo:

Yes, they were.

Duchess:

Oh, sure they were.

John Domingo:

And now all of a sudden, they can't be subpoenaed?

John Domingo:

Like they're above the law.

John Domingo:

Here's the thing.

John Domingo:

If you're not in there fucking around, you don't have nothing to worry.

John Domingo:

All right?

John Domingo:

But if you're in there and you're, you know, you're committing Shenanigans.

John Domingo:

Then you need to be held to account.

Duchess:

Why?

John Domingo:

You know, they forget who the fuck they work for.

John Domingo:

The country had an election November 5.

John Domingo:

It was an overwhelming rejection of the Biden administration.

John Domingo:

And the nonsense that was going on with it was, you know, all this spending.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

The green New deal that they.

John Domingo:

All this money and all this money they're giving to Ukraine, I'm telling you right now, I guarantee, I guarantee they're laundering that money and it's coming back to them because they're just shoveling fucking cash to these places.

John Domingo:

Meanwhile, we've got nine month old babies freezing to death in western North Carolina.

John Domingo:

Cause they're sleeping in tents because we can't get them any.

John Domingo:

Can't give them homes, we can't give them money.

Duchess:

Something.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

And then Sleepy Joe gets on the airplane, he goes over to Angola and gives them a billion dollars y.

John Domingo:

For their infrastructure.

Duchess:

I mean, when he took a nap during their.

John Domingo:

I have no.

Duchess:

They showed him sitting at the table.

John Domingo:

Yes.

Duchess:

With his translation ears on.

John Domingo:

And he just fell a.

John Domingo:

Asleep.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Now, so.

Duchess:

Yeah, that's.

Duchess:

That's good.

Duchess:

That's our, that's who's running our country.

John Domingo:

Folks that was running.

John Domingo:

Biden hasn't run this country.

Duchess:

I say running and it was very broad terms.

John Domingo:

You know what's.

Duchess:

His name's on the paper.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

He's.

John Domingo:

He is such an idiot.

John Domingo:

Well, he ran for president.

John Domingo:

He won, basically.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

I'm the department of podcast excellence.

John Domingo:

Dope.

John Domingo:

That's what I am.

Duchess:

You're dope, John.

John Domingo:

I'm a dope.

Duchess:

Dope.

Duchess:

He's the dope.

John Domingo:

Some people are the goat.

Duchess:

John's the dope.

John Domingo:

I'm the dope.

John Domingo:

I forgot where I was talking about now, see, I'm sorry.

John Domingo:

No, it's not your fault.

John Domingo:

But it's my fault because I have an addled brain.

John Domingo:

I'm as bad as Joe Biden.

John Domingo:

Oh, I know what I was gonna say.

John Domingo:

So Biden runs for president, all right?

John Domingo:

They bring him in here, he's in the throes of dementia.

John Domingo:

We knew it.

John Domingo:

We knew it when he was running for this.

John Domingo:

They take and steal the election from Trump.

John Domingo:

Don't tell me they didn't.

John Domingo:

Oh, there's no, there's no evidence.

John Domingo:

You didn't look for evidence.

John Domingo:

There's evidence all over the place.

Duchess:

It's done.

John Domingo:

They took it to court.

John Domingo:

Court didn't want to hear it.

John Domingo:

The Supreme Court said, fuck you.

John Domingo:

We're not going through this and we're not overturning an election.

John Domingo:

That's not how it's happening.

John Domingo:

So they steal the:

John Domingo:

All right?

John Domingo:

And now they put Biden in there and this guy is, I don't know, a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Duchess:

Yeah, maybe.

John Domingo:

Everybody knows it.

John Domingo:

What are you?

John Domingo:

You're blind.

John Domingo:

And if you're not blind, then you're just dumb and you don't care.

Duchess:

You got your head in the sand because, I mean, clearly you can see if you, you know, it's.

Duchess:

I've always been amazed when you see pictures of presidents, like at the beginning of their term and at the end of their four year or their eight years, like how much, how different they look.

Duchess:

Cuz it's, I mean, if you take it seriously, it's a challenging job, is a, it's a, it's a lot to your schedule if you're a younger man.

Duchess:

So you take somebody like Joe, who's already fallen the apart.

Duchess:

He's a mess.

Duchess:

He's clearly not competent.

Duchess:

The pictures of him now are so sad.

Duchess:

It's sad to look at him.

Duchess:

Like, it's actually painful to watch him shuffling around a stage, clearly twilighting.

Duchess:

It's, it's, it's awful.

Duchess:

It's actually very shameful.

Duchess:

Sundown.

Duchess:

Was it twilight?

Duchess:

Sundowning.

Duchess:

Whatever.

John Domingo:

Both.

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

I think there's.

Duchess:

Whatever turns.

Duchess:

Yeah, it's terrible.

Duchess:

It's absolutely terrible.

Duchess:

And it's a shame on the powers that be, which would be the Democratic Party, to keep him in there.

Duchess:

And their number two is literally dumber than him.

Duchess:

She's dumber than him.

Duchess:

And she has her faculty.

Duchess:

She's just a drunk or taking pills, one or the other.

Duchess:

Allegedly.

John Domingo:

Allegedly.

Duchess:

Of course.

John Domingo:

We don't want to get in trouble here.

Duchess:

Oh, yeah.

John Domingo:

So all of a sudden today, today they come.

John Domingo:

Excuse me.

John Domingo:

They come out with this.

John Domingo:

White House aides hid Biden's apparent mental decline from day one of his presidency.

John Domingo:

Day one explosive report reveals who didn't know this.

Duchess:

Shocking news.

John Domingo:

Who didn't know this.

Duchess:

Well, they put this out so you can distract from that bill.

Duchess:

Oh my God, he's a moron.

Duchess:

In the meantime, they're jamming this fucking bill up our ass.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Apparent mental decline from day one of his presidency.

John Domingo:

Shielding the agent commander in chief from the public and even rearranging his schedule after scatterbrained performances.

John Domingo:

An explosive report revealed Thursday.

Duchess:

It's explosive.

Duchess:

Everybody knows.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Who didn't?

Duchess:

Everybody knew.

John Domingo:

Look, there he is.

Duchess:

Look at him.

John Domingo:

Who doesn't have a.

John Domingo:

That's gonna be in the history books.

Duchess:

Is him just looking like, huh?

John Domingo:

Who doesn't have somebody in their family that looks like this?

John Domingo:

And you're like, gotta take his keys.

Duchess:

Out of the house.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Gotta take his keys away.

Duchess:

Yeah, yeah.

Duchess:

Put those locks on that, like those kid locks so he can't get meander in chief.

Duchess:

Oh my God.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

The New York Post is brilliant, by the way, because they put.

John Domingo:

Well, they've been doing this.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

They've been doing these headlines for years.

John Domingo:

They would put a lid on and at 4pm you couldn't even get a hold of them.

John Domingo:

Meetings were scheduled for later and in fact the first disclosed after Biden debate flop against the president.

John Domingo:

The staff admitted that the Democratic nominee had difficulty functioning outside a six hour window that closed at 4pm Daily.

Duchess:

Like a drive through.

Duchess:

Just like, we're done.

John Domingo:

He went for this.

Duchess:

Give him his ice cream, he takes a nappy poo and he's done.

John Domingo:

He went for the silver plate special at 4:00.

John Domingo:

The early bird special at the Ponderosa.

John Domingo:

Right.

Duchess:

It just, it's sad.

Duchess:

This is, this is the.

Duchess:

Oh, and then they got falling up, up the stairs, you know, and I get it, I'm clumsy, I trip overstairs and like that too.

Duchess:

But it's, it's.

Duchess:

He's a Met.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

He tripped over.

John Domingo:

He tripped over a sandbag.

John Domingo:

He went the wrong way on stage.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

And then he blunders off.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

He comes up, he.

John Domingo:

He mumbles into a mic and then when it's time to go, he walks around like a Roomba up there.

John Domingo:

He don't know where to go.

John Domingo:

Everybody's making fun of it.

John Domingo:

And I blame her, I blame Jill.

John Domingo:

She did not.

John Domingo:

She's not whatsoever.

Duchess:

A lot more.

Duchess:

Well, she enabled him for sure.

Duchess:

Hey, so here you go.

Duchess:

The guy reads the parts in parentheses on the prompter.

Duchess:

Yes.

Duchess:

Pause for applause.

Duchess:

He just woke up.

Duchess:

Like literally, like when he does that.

Duchess:

Whoa.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

He gets done a press conference and you know how they all start screaming questions and he's just.

Duchess:

Literally.

Duchess:

He was like.

Duchess:

He was like asleep for that moment.

Duchess:

Like his brain shut down and he literally like woke up to people yelling at him and it's it.

Duchess:

You know, it is.

Duchess:

I don't think he was a terrible politician.

Duchess:

He was just a rotten son of a.

Duchess:

Who was just in too long and he's just gotten progressively worse and.

Duchess:

But I still pity someone who goes through that kind of decline in such a public eye.

Duchess:

I don't wish that on anybody.

Duchess:

He should not be in charge, obviously.

Duchess:

But I mean, come on.

John Domingo:

nest Democratic primary since:

John Domingo:

All right?

John Domingo:

ers was running away with the:

John Domingo:

They stole it from him.

John Domingo:

Hillary stole from him.

John Domingo:

And Trump won because they stole this prime.

John Domingo:

They stole the primary in:

John Domingo:

I was going to say Barry Sanders.

John Domingo:

Bernie the running back for the poor.

John Domingo:

Barry the running back for the Lions.

John Domingo:

They stole the nomination from him, from Bernie Sanders.

John Domingo:

And then the Democrats said, fuck you.

John Domingo:

They stayed home and Trump won.

John Domingo:

They never thought that was gonna happen.

John Domingo:

Yeah, so then.

Duchess:

But nobody wanted Hillary, okay?

John Domingo:

So then they were.

John Domingo:

So in:

John Domingo:

Bernie Sanders was kicking their ass again.

John Domingo:

They were going into South Carolina and they made Pete Booty Juice and Amy Kloma, Char and all the rest of them.

John Domingo:

All these morons drop out and throw their support behind Biden so he could beat Bernie.

John Domingo:

So that was the second time they fucked Bernie Sanders out of the nomination.

Duchess:

I don't know why he tolerated it.

Duchess:

I really don't.

John Domingo:

He was supposed to have a one term president.

John Domingo:

And then he said, you know what?

John Domingo:

I kind of like this.

John Domingo:

I'm gonna run for two turns.

John Domingo:

And they should have said, grandpa, you're lucky you're in here one time, all right?

John Domingo:

Sit your ass down and shut up.

John Domingo:

But he wouldn't do it.

John Domingo:

And so then he goes out for the debate.

John Domingo:

Fucking bombs.

Duchess:

And the nicest thing to say is.

John Domingo:

He bombed right now.

John Domingo:

They gotta get him out of there.

John Domingo:

So what do they do?

John Domingo:

They go in and they say, listen, you, you're fucking done.

John Domingo:

All right?

Duchess:

Yeah, we're taking you out.

John Domingo:

Essentially, Joe, and I don't mean Joe, because Joe don't know what the fuck day it is.

John Domingo:

Joe's people, Joe's camp said, you know what we're gonna do?

John Domingo:

We're gonna throw our support behind Kamala Harris.

John Domingo:

And that's where they can't get anybody else.

John Domingo:

So then Joe, he did the.

Duchess:

Too late anyway.

John Domingo:

He did the reverse.

John Domingo:

He did the back door reverse.

John Domingo:

Finger up the ass to the Democratic Party because.

John Domingo:

So they couldn't put anybody in there.

John Domingo:

So then if Joe Biden wasn't bad enough, then they roll out this nitwit, all that.

Duchess:

Ladies and gentlemen, and everyone else.

Duchess:

That is called bidenomics.

Duchess:

That is called bidenomics.

Duchess:

And we are very proud of bidenomics.

John Domingo:

Tanks the.

John Domingo:

Yeah, tanks the economy.

John Domingo:

The inflation rate goes up to 9%.

John Domingo:

Prices go through the roof.

John Domingo:

And people.

Duchess:

That's Trump's fault.

John Domingo:

People are feeling this, right?

John Domingo:

Yeah, look, they were coming out of a Covid.

Duchess:

$10 for eggs.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

They were coming out of a Covid economy.

John Domingo:

They were.

John Domingo:

The economy was ready to go booming, and he had that Reduction Inflation Reduction Act.

John Domingo:

All that was was a boondoggle for green energy, so they could take and take that money and recycle it back to themselves again.

John Domingo:

And the American people said, fuck this, we want Trump.

John Domingo:

It was the same thing.

Duchess:

We've had enough.

Duchess:

We just have gotten beat and beat and beat and beat, and there's no more money.

Duchess:

There's no more.

Duchess:

We're at the bottom.

Duchess:

The amazing fact that the American citizens are the last things that anybody is thinking about, any of the politicians, it's insane.

Duchess:

I don't even know what to say.

John Domingo:

You got kids that are coming out of college, and you've got young people that are trying to, you know, buy a house, start a family.

John Domingo:

They can't.

John Domingo:

They're still living with their parents at home.

John Domingo:

Cause they can't.

John Domingo:

They can't afford to go out.

John Domingo:

And now, you know, this is like right after the Depression when everybody consolidated and moved back in again.

John Domingo:

They don't use the word depression because it's too.

John Domingo:

Oh, we can't say depression.

John Domingo:

So we'll say recession or we'll say anything else, whatever they call it.

John Domingo:

And so now, I mean, how many times you said, listen, I want some mean tweets and cheap gas, like they were begging for Trump to come back.

John Domingo:

So they run Trump against Kamala Harris.

John Domingo:

And they did.

Duchess:

Trump wasn't leaving.

Duchess:

That's the whole thing.

Duchess:

I don't even think the Republicans, a bunch of Republicans, didn't want him hanging around.

John Domingo:

But yet, you know, the thing is, nobody else.

John Domingo:

Nobody else.

Duchess:

There's nobody else.

John Domingo:

Nobody else could have straightened this economy out.

John Domingo:

They tried to.

John Domingo:

Listen, they tried to put him in jail.

John Domingo:

That didn't work.

John Domingo:

Then they tried to shoot him twice.

Duchess:

Well, they did manage to shoot him.

John Domingo:

They shot him at least once.

John Domingo:

But, yeah, by the grace of God, he turned his head a little bit and it got him in the ear.

Duchess:

Yeah, that's insane.

John Domingo:

And then they.

John Domingo:

The mainstream media had a campaign against him.

John Domingo:

He couldn't.

John Domingo:

You know, they just bashed him to death.

John Domingo:

And of course, everything that Kamala Harris did was sunshine and roses and a joyful warrior.

John Domingo:

And then that dumb twat, she goes out, and instead of the one state she needs, the one state she needs to win the nomination is Pennsylvania.

John Domingo:

She would pick the governor of Pennsylvania.

John Domingo:

Why?

Duchess:

Because he's Jewish.

John Domingo:

He's a Jew, and we can't.

Duchess:

I don't know.

Duchess:

Did he want to hang his Hat with her?

John Domingo:

Probably not.

Duchess:

I think he might have even declined it.

Duchess:

Maybe she needed him.

Duchess:

And he was like, we'll never know.

Duchess:

You're a losing racehorse.

Duchess:

I'm not.

Duchess:

But why should he ruin his chances by hanging his hat with a loser like her?

John Domingo:

Okay, so Trump wins the election, stupid.

John Domingo:

And not by a little.

John Domingo:

By a lot.

John Domingo:

He won the popular vote.

John Domingo:

He won the electoral college.

John Domingo:

He won the flip states.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

All the swing states.

Duchess:

He got him.

John Domingo:

Unbelievable.

John Domingo:

So now he's coming back, and they're scared shitless because they spent eight years fucking him in the ass.

John Domingo:

And the American people.

John Domingo:

And now he's coming back, and you know what?

John Domingo:

He's smarter, and he's picking smarter people.

John Domingo:

And you know something?

John Domingo:

Democrats.

John Domingo:

You know how dumb you are?

John Domingo:

You're chasing your own people away.

John Domingo:

You chased away Robert Kennedy Jr.

John Domingo:

You chased away Tulsi Gabbard.

John Domingo:

Elon Musk was a Democrat.

Duchess:

He was.

John Domingo:

Joe Rogan was a Democrat.

John Domingo:

I mean, all of the.

John Domingo:

All these people just left your party because you're fucking insane.

Duchess:

They say, oh, we need a Joe Rogan.

Duchess:

I'm like, you had a Joe Rogan.

Duchess:

You had Joe Rogan.

John Domingo:

All you had to do was act stupid.

Duchess:

The guy, right?

John Domingo:

He gets Covid.

John Domingo:

Joe Rogan gets Covid.

John Domingo:

And he goes out and he gets ivermectin and hcq because I never know how to say that word.

Duchess:

Hydrochloroquine.

John Domingo:

There we go.

John Domingo:

And.

John Domingo:

Yeah, and he go and he gets over it.

John Domingo:

And they attack him.

John Domingo:

And they say.

Duchess:

They still talk about him like that.

John Domingo:

They say that he was taking horse dewormer and not.

Duchess:

That's what Joy Behar said last week.

John Domingo:

She said he took course that still, they still.

Duchess:

I don't know if that's a new audio clip or was it the same recycle.

Duchess:

It's probably a new one.

John Domingo:

So they go through all this.

John Domingo:

They.

John Domingo:

They chase everybody away.

John Domingo:

And who do they prop up?

John Domingo:

Transsexuals.

John Domingo:

And.

John Domingo:

And not just your basic normal transsexuals, but the ones that want to groom kids.

Duchess:

Well, yeah, okay.

John Domingo:

And then they wanted to send men into women's spaces and all this other shit.

John Domingo:

And women are like this.

John Domingo:

So you.

John Domingo:

You hitched your horse to crazy and.

Duchess:

Then shame the women that want to be safe.

John Domingo:

Right?

Duchess:

And shame them.

John Domingo:

Shame them.

Duchess:

Your own voters.

Duchess:

Shame black men into not voting for you.

Duchess:

Shame women not to vote for you.

Duchess:

It's.

Duchess:

It was.

Duchess:

Shame Hispanic voters.

Duchess:

It was horrible.

Duchess:

They, they.

Duchess:

Everything they did.

Duchess:

Don't do that.

Duchess:

If you want to win anything, don't do what the Democrats did.

John Domingo:

And the only one that stuck with you was the dumb white liberal women.

John Domingo:

Those morons were still.

John Domingo:

Cause we're gonna do the work.

Duchess:

The screaming ones and hair.

John Domingo:

We have to sit and listen.

John Domingo:

No, no, not even them.

John Domingo:

The housewives that wanna.

John Domingo:

Oh, we have to sit and listen and we have to not talk over.

Duchess:

Allow them to speak or disagree.

John Domingo:

And they did with this DEI nonsense.

John Domingo:

And white people are like, what the fuck?

John Domingo:

What are we?

John Domingo:

And so.

John Domingo:

Okay, so now you know what, you made a big giant pile of shit stew, now you gotta take and eat it all.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

And what they do now is now they're just out lying.

John Domingo:

So we get Hakeem Jeffries.

Duchess:

Disgusting.

John Domingo:

So when they're talking about this bill this morning.

John Domingo:

Wait to hear this load of horseshit.

John Domingo:

This was this morning.

John Domingo:

Everything's changed.

John Domingo:

In eight hours, everything has changed.

John Domingo:

House Republicans, House Democrats, Senate Republicans and Senate Democrats reached a bipartisan agreement to fund the government, keep it open, and meet the needs of the American people.

John Domingo:

We reached a bipartisan agreement to provide disaster assistance to everyday Americans whose lives have been upended and turned upside down as a result of hurricanes, tornadoes, wildfires, floods.

Duchess:

Disgusting man.

John Domingo:

And other types of extreme weather events.

John Domingo:

We reached a bipartisan agreement, we heard, to meet the needs of the American people and provide assistance to farmers, families, children, seniors, veterans, men and women in uniform and working class Americans.

Duchess:

You piece of shit.

John Domingo:

House Republicans have now unilaterally decided to break a bipartisan agreement that they made.

Duchess:

Yes.

John Domingo:

Why?

Duchess:

Fuck you.

Duchess:

Because it's:

Duchess:

That's why.

Duchess:

Yeah, that's what that is.

John Domingo:

And you dropped it 19 hours before the vote like nobody could read it.

John Domingo:

But guess what?

John Domingo:

Now we got Doge, we got Vic, we got Elon Musk, and they're reading this shit and they're calling you on your bullshit.

John Domingo:

And then what happens is the Republicans are now like, fuck, we can't.

John Domingo:

We can't support this.

Duchess:

That should be made available to any American who wants to see that.

Duchess:

And it should be made available, I would say a month and a half to two months before you even vote on it.

John Domingo:

But they don't do that because I.

Duchess:

Know that I can see what's coming up on my local town agendas and see what's happening.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

They wheel this fucking.

John Domingo:

All this.

John Domingo:

This whole wheelbarrow.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Thing of papers in here and say, here you go, we're going to vote on it in 19 hours.

John Domingo:

And they're like, what the hell?

Duchess:

Obamacare, Shove that through.

John Domingo:

Right?

John Domingo:

And they're Sitting there.

John Domingo:

And you have where they have more money for this censorship shit that they're trying to shove down our throats and how to protect themselves from when Trump comes in and finds out and exposes them.

John Domingo:

See, here's the thing.

John Domingo:

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are a big giant light.

John Domingo:

And they're shining it on all the cockroaches in Congress.

John Domingo:

And what do cockroaches hate?

John Domingo:

Light.

John Domingo:

They can't stand it.

John Domingo:

They start scurrying.

John Domingo:

They're heading for the hills.

John Domingo:

They're trying to get in the shadows, they're trying to get into the cracks.

John Domingo:

They're trying to get out of the way.

John Domingo:

And that's not happening anymore.

John Domingo:

I just can't believe that people are still putting up with this.

John Domingo:

When I say people like, I can't believe the Democrats are still trying to make this happen.

Duchess:

It's not, it's so not.

John Domingo:

Sparky says they always do this shit around Christmas.

John Domingo:

They, they tell them if they don't come up with an agreement, no one goes home for Christmas.

John Domingo:

Then let them, you know what?

John Domingo:

Then let them work through fucking Christmas one time.

Duchess:

I don't give a shit.

John Domingo:

Right, I don't care.

Duchess:

That's your job.

Duchess:

Pay the bills, review them.

Duchess:

Be goddamn normal about it and review this shit.

Duchess:

Don't wait till the last minute.

Duchess:

You, you know, I'm pretty sure you all have calendars.

Duchess:

You can figure out what's coming up.

Duchess:

They have a shitload of people that do that job for you.

John Domingo:

Right?

John Domingo:

So today when I was on, I was all fired up this morning, more than I am now.

John Domingo:

I was on Bruce's show, the Weathered view on it's a Twitter space.

John Domingo:

And Ken was in there and he was trying to.

John Domingo:

Cause I was upset that they raised the salary of the.

John Domingo:

Of Congress from 176,000 a year to $246,000 a year.

John Domingo:

Bullshit.

Duchess:

A little bump, a little bump, a little bump.

John Domingo:

a pay raise since, I forget,:

John Domingo:

Guess what?

Duchess:

It's a part time job.

Duchess:

You don't go there every day, okay?

Duchess:

Fuck you.

John Domingo:

Not only that, you know, but they get medical benefits and they get a staff and they get travel and all kinds of perks and free lunch and all this other shit that they get.

John Domingo:

And, and now all of a sudden, and you know what?

John Domingo:

70% of the country lives on half of the 175,000 and they need more.

Duchess:

Money, feel lucky they live on half of that.

John Domingo:

Exactly, yeah.

John Domingo:

75,000 or what?

John Domingo:

It would be 80 somewhere.

John Domingo:

$80,000.

Duchess:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Duchess:

You got.

Duchess:

Bob says they get inside a trade.

John Domingo:

Yeah, yeah.

John Domingo:

If you and I brought that up earlier.

John Domingo:

Yeah, if you and I.

Duchess:

Jail.

John Domingo:

Exactly.

John Domingo:

They put.

John Domingo:

What's her name in jail for Martha Stewart.

John Domingo:

Exactly.

John Domingo:

All these perks and all this.

John Domingo:

And then all of a sudden we're supposed to sit here and say.

John Domingo:

And we're trying to.

John Domingo:

And they're taxing us more.

John Domingo:

And we're supposed to say, oh, thank you, sir.

John Domingo:

May I have another?

John Domingo:

And what are we getting out of this?

John Domingo:

What do we get?

John Domingo:

What do we get as taxpayers?

John Domingo:

Do we get medical insurance?

John Domingo:

Is our insurance cheaper?

John Domingo:

Is anything cheaper?

John Domingo:

Everything's going.

John Domingo:

Every.

John Domingo:

They taxing everything.

John Domingo:

So now.

John Domingo:

All right, so this is the shit that they do.

Duchess:

We're not making more money.

Duchess:

Costs are going up.

Duchess:

We're getting less for the dollar.

John Domingo:

And they want more of our money.

Duchess:

For taxes and raises.

John Domingo:

So they.

John Domingo:

In New Jersey, one of the things is the gasoline tax.

John Domingo:

They raise the gasoline tax how many times?

Duchess:

What's up, Soft?

Duchess:

How you doing?

John Domingo:

And so.

John Domingo:

Hey, Sauce here.

John Domingo:

Sauce.

John Domingo:

Saf fails again.

John Domingo:

All right, so they raised the gasoline tax.

John Domingo:

And I don't know if you remember this, but the president of the Senate in New Jersey was a guy by the name of Steve Sweeney.

John Domingo:

And New Jersey said, do not raise this gas tax another two 32 cents.

John Domingo:

And he did it because he did it in the beginning of the session.

John Domingo:

He thought everybody in New Jersey was going to forget about it.

John Domingo:

And we just kept.

John Domingo:

We ended up electing a guy, a truck driver who put like $500 into his campaign.

John Domingo:

We elected him into the Senate and kicked Steve Sweeney out for that shit.

Duchess:

Is that guy still in?

John Domingo:

No, he lost.

John Domingo:

He lost this time because.

John Domingo:

Yeah, but what I'm just saying is, you know, finally one and done.

Duchess:

It showed that people are like, fuck you.

Duchess:

And they banded together and, you know, put that doofus in.

Duchess:

So you last.

John Domingo:

But right.

John Domingo:

So now what they.

John Domingo:

So New Jersey's on an initiative to have electric cars because, you know, we're like.

John Domingo:

We're the East Coast, California, whatever.

Duchess:

East Coast, California, exactly.

John Domingo:

So now guess what?

John Domingo:

They're not using as much gas, so they're not getting the tax.

John Domingo:

So what do they do this year?

John Domingo:

If you have an electric car, when you register your car.

Duchess:

Bullshit.

John Domingo:

You have to pay a $250 surcharge.

John Domingo:

There you go.

John Domingo:

Here, bend over.

John Domingo:

We're not greasing this $250 surcharge up.

John Domingo:

We're just going to ram it in there.

John Domingo:

Dry.

John Domingo:

How do you like this?

Duchess:

So am I gonna park my electric car on the.

Duchess:

By the beach where I live in my beach house?

Duchess:

Does that, Is that gonna work where it floods?

Duchess:

Well, because, you know, batteries and salt water do so well together.

John Domingo:

I mean, look what happened in Florida with those hurricanes.

Duchess:

All these.

John Domingo:

All these electric cars that went, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Duchess:

It's not like you can just throw them away.

Duchess:

You got those batteries, you gotta do something with those.

John Domingo:

I love the people that.

John Domingo:

And they're still pushing this climate change, that we can stop it.

John Domingo:

And I said this before, it's like, you know, you're in a restaurant and they have a no smoking section.

John Domingo:

Meanwhile, everybody else in the place is smoking.

John Domingo:

It's not doing a fucking thing.

John Domingo:

You're not doing anything.

John Domingo:

You're still smelling the smoke.

John Domingo:

You're still.

John Domingo:

China, India, nobody else is paying attention to this.

John Domingo:

Russia, they're not paying attention to this Green New Deal.

John Domingo:

Just us, because we're fucking stupid.

John Domingo:

And you've got a bunch of college educated kids that think that this is a.

John Domingo:

That they're saving the planet.

John Domingo:

I listen to a podcast and it's called We're Not Wrong.

John Domingo:

And this one chick on there, it should say we're not wrong.

John Domingo:

Except Jen, she's always wrong.

John Domingo:

And she gets in there and she starts talking about trains and how the fossil fuels are going to be the end of this country because of hurricanes.

John Domingo:

And I'm like, oh, my God, how stupid.

John Domingo:

What happens to an electric car in a flood?

John Domingo:

Catches on fire and they're batteries.

Duchess:

Salt water and batteries, you can't put it out.

John Domingo:

They can't even.

John Domingo:

When one of these electric cars catch on fire, they don't even have the capacity.

John Domingo:

They just burns until it runs, until it burns.

Duchess:

I think Sparky's messing with us a little.

John Domingo:

It burns a hole in a road because nobody knows how to put them out.

John Domingo:

You put water on them, it makes it worse.

Duchess:

Like gas on fire.

Duchess:

Throwing it in the kitchen, you know.

John Domingo:

It'S like throwing water on a gas fire.

John Domingo:

It's oil fire.

John Domingo:

It's ridiculous.

Duchess:

We blow it out.

John Domingo:

So I know TV today.

John Domingo:

Whoopi Goldberg's on there.

John Domingo:

She's.

John Domingo:

I don't know who.

John Domingo:

I got no idea who run the country.

John Domingo:

Is it Elon?

John Domingo:

Is it.

John Domingo:

Is it Trump?

John Domingo:

Is it?

John Domingo:

Well, we know it's not Biden.

John Domingo:

He's home shitting his.

Duchess:

Well, technically, on paper, it's still your fucking president, dummy.

John Domingo:

Right?

Duchess:

Nobody, you know, he's running a good.

John Domingo:

Can't find.

Duchess:

Nothing's changed.

John Domingo:

Can't Find Biden, because he's in Delaware.

Duchess:

He's done.

John Domingo:

He's like, fuck this, I don't want to be here.

Duchess:

He left Tuesday.

Duchess:

He left Tuesday.

Duchess:

He's in Delaware.

John Domingo:

Why don't we just move.

John Domingo:

Look, just move the inauguration up.

John Domingo:

Swear him in.

John Domingo:

Now let's start out.

John Domingo:

Let's start now.

John Domingo:

Nobody's doing.

John Domingo:

No one's running the country.

John Domingo:

So we got away 30 something days.

Duchess:

Sparky says, Obama.

John Domingo:

I doubt it.

Duchess:

Big Mike, the decent Mike says, it's a decent whoopee impression.

John Domingo:

Of course it is.

John Domingo:

My impressions are legendary.

John Domingo:

My Trump, my Whoopi.

Duchess:

That's true.

Duchess:

Nothing but the best.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

So here we are, we're stuck with this shit.

John Domingo:

But thank God for Elon Musk, because if he wouldn't have made this big stink of it, they would have voted this fucking thing in 110.

John Domingo:

And here's the thing.

John Domingo:

It's not even the budget.

John Domingo:

It's just to get us from now to March.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

It's like, yeah, it's to the spring.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

What they did was they, they were able.

Duchess:

The new.

Duchess:

There was a new spending bill.

Duchess:

limmed down a little bit from:

John Domingo:

Imagine that.

Duchess:

Amazing, right, that they're able to just eliminate a shitload of pork.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

This is definitely.

John Domingo:

This is a good thing.

Duchess:

Bariatric surgery on that fucking bill.

John Domingo:

So guess what?

John Domingo:

And you know what the people are saying, well, who's this Elon Musk?

John Domingo:

He's not even elected.

John Domingo:

Elected official.

John Domingo:

You know who he is?

John Domingo:

He's citizen of the United States and he's a fucking voter.

John Domingo:

And he has a say.

John Domingo:

And he just happens to own one of the biggest social media platforms in the world.

John Domingo:

And he goes on there and people pay attention to him.

John Domingo:

And when he.

John Domingo:

And when he shines the light on the bullshit that's going on, people are like, hey, what's going on here?

John Domingo:

And he's exposing the corruption and the fucking greed that goes on in Congress.

John Domingo:

And they don't like it.

John Domingo:

None of them.

John Domingo:

Not the Republicans, not the Democrats.

John Domingo:

They don't like it.

John Domingo:

But you know who does like it?

John Domingo:

We.

John Domingo:

The people.

John Domingo:

Well, we should.

John Domingo:

But, you know, some people are so stupid paying attention.

Duchess:

A lot of people just don't.

Duchess:

They don't get.

Duchess:

They see these little snippets and they're like, oh, what do you mean?

Duchess:

It's, you know, oh, Elon Musk isn't allowing stuff to get paid.

Duchess:

Well, that's not true.

John Domingo:

Right.

Duchess:

We are letting stuff get paid right now.

Duchess:

What's going to go through is the most important bits of it.

Duchess:

And then, you know, everything has to be re evaluated.

Duchess:

I mean, FEMA's getting money.

Duchess:

There's going to be money going for NOAA, the National oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

Duchess:

For what?

Duchess:

You know, there's going to be money for expenses related to consequences of hurricanes, typhoons, wildfires.

John Domingo:

Oh, I thought that was fema.

Duchess:

Well, no, it's going to be for operations research and facilities.

Duchess:

So it's, it's.

Duchess:

I know, but they're going to, they're going to do 102,500,000 to rebuild the bridge in Maryland.

John Domingo:

That should be the insurance company of the fucking boat that ran and ran and knocked it the fuck down.

Duchess:

I don't even know what's going on with that.

John Domingo:

And why are we picking that up?

John Domingo:

Why are we, why are we paying for that?

Duchess:

Write a letter.

Duchess:

Write a letter.

John Domingo:

Yeah, sure, hold on, let me, let me start.

John Domingo:

Dear who?

John Domingo:

Wait a minute, hold on, let me think about this.

John Domingo:

All right, I'm going to write a letter to who it may concern.

John Domingo:

Are you out of your fucking minds?

John Domingo:

Why are we paying for a bridge that a fucking boat knocked down that's fully insured?

John Domingo:

Get a hold of them.

Duchess:

You still need the bridge built.

John Domingo:

Where does the money pay for it?

John Domingo:

Let the insurance company pay for it.

Duchess:

Well, how long do you want to wait?

Duchess:

Do we.

Duchess:

You want to cut the.

Duchess:

That's a very popular port.

Duchess:

Do you want to just eliminate the bridge right there?

John Domingo:

Guess what?

John Domingo:

You know what?

John Domingo:

Everything's coming in out of that port right now, okay?

Duchess:

We'll allow anything to happen until.

John Domingo:

Why do we pay billions of dollars to replace the bridge?

Duchess:

I know, but until that point, you still need a fucking working bridge.

John Domingo:

How long has that bridge been knocked down?

Duchess:

It's been within this year.

John Domingo:

Did the work.

Duchess:

Okay, so what?

Duchess:

Just cause you don't use it.

John Domingo:

Okie dokie, you know, hey, what can I tell you?

John Domingo:

I mean, you know, until it gets fixed, until we get the money, we'll.

Duchess:

Just knock down the fucking Betsy Ross.

Duchess:

Whatever.

John Domingo:

Yes.

John Domingo:

Why do we always get shoved up our ass?

John Domingo:

Because we don't want to go.

John Domingo:

And you know, how about the government.

Duchess:

Billions of dollars in this and that's what you're mad at?

Duchess:

Is that.

John Domingo:

Yes.

Duchess:

You need to read more.

John Domingo:

It's part of it, okay?

John Domingo:

It's definitely part of it.

John Domingo:

Why are we doing that?

John Domingo:

Why would we build a station, a stadium for a losing fucking football team?

Duchess:

Would you rather have a stadium or a bridge?

John Domingo:

Neither.

John Domingo:

How about.

John Domingo:

I don't want either.

Duchess:

That's not the answer.

John Domingo:

You sure it is?

John Domingo:

I just made it.

John Domingo:

The answer the NFL makes is another organization has just prints money and they can't pay for a fucking stadium for one of their 32 teams.

John Domingo:

I'm sorry, but I don't think that's how it works.

John Domingo:

It does.

John Domingo:

That's how it works.

John Domingo:

That's how it should work.

Duchess:

Well, but that's not how it works.

Duchess:

It's not how it works.

John Domingo:

We just did the same thing in Philadelphia.

Duchess:

I don't know why.

Duchess:

Well, because it's in D.C.

Duchess:

so that's probably why I got budgeted into it.

Duchess:

And it's probably all grants or whatever.

Duchess:

The way they set that budget up, it's tourism, travel and shit.

Duchess:

That's where it falls.

John Domingo:

This is the problem.

John Domingo:

Because people are like, well, what are we going to do?

John Domingo:

We have to pay for it because the insurance company won't do it and it'll take too long.

Duchess:

That doesn't mean you don't get your money back.

Duchess:

But I don't know what the specifications are.

Duchess:

I haven't read anything you just said.

John Domingo:

No, we don't need a bridge.

John Domingo:

I'm just.

Duchess:

That was your response.

John Domingo:

So I'm like, why are the taxpayers on the hook for this bridge?

John Domingo:

Because, you know, once it goes up, they all of a sudden, everybody will forget about it.

John Domingo:

It'll be like a booger on your finger.

John Domingo:

You're rolling it around.

John Domingo:

You're rolling around.

John Domingo:

What's this thing?

John Domingo:

Oh, I don't know.

John Domingo:

And you flick it and that's it.

John Domingo:

And it'll be the end of it.

John Domingo:

Okay, if the.

John Domingo:

Okay, here's.

John Domingo:

I.

John Domingo:

Are you serious?

John Domingo:

If something happened and the insurance company supposed to be responsible for it, if you put the weight of the US government behind that and went to the insurance company, I bet you they'd cough up the fuck or they would be able to do business.

Duchess:

I don't know what the investigation stat.

Duchess:

I don't know where they are in that state.

John Domingo:

If the government.

Duchess:

You still need a fucking bridge.

John Domingo:

It's not going to go up tomorrow anyhow.

John Domingo:

Start getting the stuff ready to go.

John Domingo:

And then put the weight of the US government behind the insurance company and say, guess what?

John Domingo:

If you don't get this, how do.

Duchess:

You make it ready to go?

John Domingo:

Can I finish a sentence here?

Duchess:

No.

John Domingo:

Well, I am going to.

John Domingo:

Don't make me cut your mic, Bob.

John Domingo:

Listen, if you don't put the weight behind the government and tell that insurance company that if they don't fucking do.

John Domingo:

You know, if they don't cough up the money for this bridge, you're never gonna be able to do business in this country again.

John Domingo:

I'm sure they will cough up the money for that bridge.

Duchess:

Okay?

John Domingo:

They could lean on that.

John Domingo:

They could lean on that company like they lean on everybody else.

Duchess:

All right, well, then you should call that person and say, hey, I'm just.

Duchess:

You should get the insurance company to pay it.

John Domingo:

Yes, the government.

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Are you kidding me?

John Domingo:

Are you serious?

Duchess:

There are more steps than that.

Duchess:

I am sure someone is in the process of getting this.

John Domingo:

You're telling me that the gov.

John Domingo:

That the people.

John Domingo:

You know something?

John Domingo:

If it was you and your car ran in and knocked over a bridge, I bet you they'd be up your ass like an open umbrella.

Duchess:

I would still need a vehicle.

Duchess:

I still need to get somewhere.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

But you know what?

Duchess:

I can't sit around and wait for the insurance company.

Duchess:

But that doesn't mean I'm not working to try to get my money.

Duchess:

But in the meantime, I still have to get to where I gotta go.

John Domingo:

You're the problem.

John Domingo:

You're the problem.

Duchess:

You're a ding bad.

John Domingo:

You're the problem.

John Domingo:

You're the problem.

John Domingo:

Attitude is why we're in the predicament.

Duchess:

How people need to get to work and move around and how we need to keep business moving and people going to where they need to go.

Duchess:

And I'm the problem?

John Domingo:

You're the problem because you just figure out, we'll pay with it.

John Domingo:

Pay for it.

John Domingo:

Who cares?

Duchess:

That's what I said.

Duchess:

We'll just write a fucking check, Willie Nil.

Duchess:

In fact, don't even sign it.

Duchess:

Just, in fact, leave the box blank and just sign it.

John Domingo:

That's all.

Duchess:

Send it over to him.

John Domingo:

Just send the invoices to this P.O.

John Domingo:

box and we'll just pay it.

Duchess:

Send it to Jamingo because.

John Domingo:

Because, you know, we're the government.

John Domingo:

We need a bridge.

John Domingo:

Who cares that a ship ran into it, knocked it the fuck down and killed a bunch of people?

Duchess:

Yes.

Duchess:

Do you think there might be some lawsuits going on?

Duchess:

Do you think they're just going to fling money out?

Duchess:

Be like, here you go.

Duchess:

Oops, we bad.

John Domingo:

If you think they're gonna tie that.

Duchess:

Bullshit up for quite a while.

John Domingo:

Hang on.

John Domingo:

I gotta go to the check.

John Domingo:

Cause I can't even imagine what they're saying.

John Domingo:

They gotta be saying, please show.

John Domingo:

I can't show the eye roll anymore because we're not using that anymore.

Duchess:

Yeah, get over, Dean.

John Domingo:

Again.

John Domingo:

If you put the weight of the US Government behind the insurance company, all kinds of money would come flying in here because they make money hand over fist.

John Domingo:

The problem is, what do the insurance companies do?

John Domingo:

They back all the representatives and they pay for their campaigns and shit.

John Domingo:

So this is why this happens.

Duchess:

All right.

Duchess:

I'm glad you figured it out for me.

Duchess:

There you go.

John Domingo:

Somebody had to.

John Domingo:

What do you want from me?

Duchess:

Thank you.

Duchess:

Thank you.

Duchess:

Because apparently I just don't understand anything.

Duchess:

Thank you.

John Domingo:

I did say.

Duchess:

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

Duchess:

I don't know what I would do.

Duchess:

Do I know how to breathe now?

Duchess:

Christ.

John Domingo:

So let's.

Duchess:

What do I do now?

Duchess:

Do I sit here?

Duchess:

Click buttons?

Duchess:

Do I talk?

John Domingo:

Let's keep tries.

John Domingo:

The Ukraine gets their fucking money immediately.

John Domingo:

What the fuck's the difference?

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

I'm just saying that finally we have somebody that's going to Washington that's holding our government's feet to the fire and reminding them that we the people are in charge.

John Domingo:

They work for us, we don't work for them.

John Domingo:

And I'm happy about it.

Duchess:

Okay?

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Trump, Trump.

John Domingo:

2024, the sequel.

John Domingo:

I'm here for it.

John Domingo:

I'm 100% here for it.

John Domingo:

Bob says make her wear that hat.

Duchess:

Fuck that hat.

Duchess:

I'm not wearing that hat.

John Domingo:

That's all right.

John Domingo:

You know who's going to lose this week?

John Domingo:

The Steelers are going to lose to the.

John Domingo:

To the Ravens.

John Domingo:

Baltimore, where they're going to build that bridge for you.

Duchess:

Cool.

John Domingo:

Oh, my God.

John Domingo:

All right, so what's next?

Duchess:

I don't know.

Duchess:

I'm letting you rant since you.

Duchess:

I'm done rant this morning.

John Domingo:

I'm done ran now.

John Domingo:

I got it all out.

John Domingo:

Nothing else.

Duchess:

Sure.

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

Hold on.

John Domingo:

Let's see what Sparky says.

John Domingo:

I don't see Elon and Vivek getting along.

John Domingo:

Both of them are.

John Domingo:

Are going to do.

John Domingo:

Want to do things.

John Domingo:

Well, let's see.

John Domingo:

All I know is what I found out today.

John Domingo:

Let me see if I can find because this is where is dreamy.

John Domingo:

Here we go.

John Domingo:

I found this fascinating.

John Domingo:

Where is it?

John Domingo:

Here it is.

John Domingo:

Check this out.

John Domingo:

Oh, and this is breaking news.

John Domingo:

You do not know.

John Domingo:

You know who also does not like this?

John Domingo:

Elon Musk, the world's richest man just tweeted, this bill should not pass.

John Domingo:

The only way you're going to be able to pass it now, Mr.

John Domingo:

Speaker, is with Democrats.

John Domingo:

If you could, if you could.

John Domingo:

What's your message to Elon Musk?

John Domingo:

Well, I was communicating with Elon last night.

John Domingo:

Elon and Vivek and I are on a text chain Together, Elon Vivek and Mike Johnson have a group chat where they talk back and forth.

John Domingo:

That's a good thing.

Duchess:

Okay, that's good.

John Domingo:

That's a good thing.

John Domingo:

So I think Mike.

John Domingo:

Dreamy.

John Domingo:

Mike Johnson, with those dreamy eyes of his and his coiffed hair, I think he got over his skis and thought that he was going to be able to push this through.

John Domingo:

And then they said, no, no, no, no, we're not.

John Domingo:

This is not happening.

John Domingo:

This is not happening.

Duchess:

So make it realistic.

Duchess:

It's not.

Duchess:

It wasn't anywhere close to reality.

Duchess:

None of it.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

So Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk are part.

John Domingo:

They are here for us.

John Domingo:

They're here for the people.

John Domingo:

They have a bigger voice than we do, and they're standing up for us.

John Domingo:

And I don't see where there's a problem in any of that.

John Domingo:

Sparky says I'm sending Duchess a Steelers hat.

John Domingo:

She has a Steelers hat.

Duchess:

Well, I could use another one, but do.

Duchess:

You don't have to send me anything, Sparky, but thank you.

Duchess:

What is with the hat?

Duchess:

I don't get it.

Duchess:

Because they like.

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

I.

John Domingo:

I think they.

John Domingo:

They don't like it.

John Domingo:

They don't like it when Mommy and Daddy are fighting.

Duchess:

No.

Duchess:

He said, sparky says I need a baseball hat to wear it brings in more viewers.

John Domingo:

Does it?

John Domingo:

Well, then you better put a damn hat on.

John Domingo:

That's all I gotta say.

Duchess:

Maybe I'll pull it down.

Duchess:

No.

John Domingo:

All right, hang on.

Duchess:

Changing the subject.

John Domingo:

Now I got some bad news for everybody.

John Domingo:

Where did it go?

John Domingo:

Hold on.

John Domingo:

I know it's got to be up here.

John Domingo:

Did I turn?

Duchess:

It didn't happen.

John Domingo:

Then I got some bad news for everybody.

John Domingo:

Only fan models are using AI chatbots to talk dirty for them.

John Domingo:

Guys, when you're.

John Domingo:

When you're paying your money to talk to your only fan whores, it's not them.

John Domingo:

They're using Chat box because they're making so much money on only fans.

John Domingo:

That and all of these people, they're using Chatbot.

John Domingo:

They're not even talking dirty to you.

John Domingo:

That should be against the law.

John Domingo:

That should be on the billboard Voger.

Duchess:

Says only affects you.

Duchess:

John.

John Domingo:

Look, I only do this for show prep.

John Domingo:

I don't do it.

John Domingo:

I'm not one in there.

John Domingo:

Matter of fact, I don't have any.

John Domingo:

Do I have any only fans?

Duchess:

Bob says half of the models on OnlyFans are AI anyway.

John Domingo:

You think so now you don't think.

John Domingo:

Did you see today?

Duchess:

Where show prep?

John Domingo:

Yeah, show prep.

John Domingo:

Of Course, the things that I do for you people, I get no.

John Domingo:

And you know what?

John Domingo:

I don't even get any credit for it.

John Domingo:

So we were having a Twitter.

John Domingo:

We have a Twitter DM with some podcasters and Teresa from Shitty Song of the Week.

John Domingo:

Shitty Song of the Week said that no one's seen Haley.

John Domingo:

You know, the hoc.

John Domingo:

To a girl, Haley Welsh.

John Domingo:

Her podcast has not been out in two weeks.

John Domingo:

Ever since that coin.

John Domingo:

They're suing the people that were behind the coin.

Duchess:

Right.

John Domingo:

I would feel horrible if she committed suicide because of all this nonsense.

Duchess:

Why would you think she did?

John Domingo:

Well, I think Teresa said that she might have.

John Domingo:

I don't know if that's.

John Domingo:

And then I went looking for it, and they said no one's seen her for, like two weeks.

Duchess:

Like, she's laying low.

Duchess:

She's probably in grandma's house.

John Domingo:

You know what?

John Domingo:

Just go.

Duchess:

She is.

John Domingo:

Just go and do your podcast and just say, look, you know what?

John Domingo:

These people.

John Domingo:

I'm screwed, too.

Duchess:

Her legal team might be like, shut.

John Domingo:

Your pie hole over there.

Duchess:

Because, I mean, she.

Duchess:

She looks like she's very nice, Ding dong kind of girl.

Duchess:

I don't know if she could.

Duchess:

If she could do the podcast, if she could not.

Duchess:

Not discuss something.

John Domingo:

You know, what a.

John Domingo:

What an arc, man.

John Domingo:

She.

John Domingo:

She was at a Bachelor she was out on.

John Domingo:

And she did one interview and she took off and she was making all this money, and then all of a sudden they just yanked the fucking rug out from under.

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

Well, that's the shows, like.

Duchess:

So there's everybody.

Duchess:

Everybody's out to get you.

Duchess:

Everybody's out to get you.

Duchess:

She's on it.

Duchess:

I have said before, people hate winners.

Duchess:

So she was winning for the moment.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

And, you know, like, the.

Duchess:

Look at that poor squirrel.

Duchess:

The guy who had the squirrel and the raccoon.

Duchess:

Right.

John Domingo:

Yes.

Duchess:

He's.

Duchess:

They're happy.

Duchess:

Great.

Duchess:

You know, Internet hits.

Duchess:

People were loving them, and this woman's like, you and your squirrel.

Duchess:

And reported them, and now they killed those things.

Duchess:

So, like again, peanut, there you go.

Duchess:

So.

Duchess:

And that poor.

Duchess:

And the poor raccoon.

Duchess:

I'll say it's Fred, but I can't remember, you know, and it's just people can't leave people alone.

Duchess:

Although I think the.

Duchess:

The bitcoin thing, that might have been like some legal stuff, but she put.

John Domingo:

Her name behind it.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

And don't back that shit, girl.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Tangible stuff.

Duchess:

Merch.

John Domingo:

And they.

John Domingo:

They basically.

John Domingo:

You know, I think it was like, in one day, it went.

John Domingo:

And there was.

Duchess:

Well, she sparked up and then I guess I don't.

Duchess:

I don't know how it works.

Duchess:

So I don't know what.

Duchess:

She actually did talk shit on it and it tanked and then everybody like invested in bought highs lost their money.

John Domingo:

She'll be the next only fans girl trying to make some money.

Duchess:

You know what?

John Domingo:

Poor thing should be back in the spring factory again.

John Domingo:

Working in the spring factory.

Duchess:

Well, I hope she saved her money.

Duchess:

So, I mean, she had a nice run for a bit, so I hope.

John Domingo:

She didn't invest in her own coin.

John Domingo:

That would be stupid.

Duchess:

Wouldn't that be a bit.

Duchess:

Where's all your money flushed?

John Domingo:

Oh, I couldn't.

Duchess:

Hug too on that.

Duchess:

Yeah, I feel she.

Duchess:

She was a funny kid.

Duchess:

Like, you know what good on her.

Duchess:

She.

Duchess:

She had her moment of fame, cashed in brilliantly.

Duchess:

You know, she didn't hang her ass out.

Duchess:

She said something stupid that was funny and like the whole Internet went nuts for a while.

John Domingo:

I thought her podcast was good.

John Domingo:

I listened to it and when she was interviewing people, she had, you know, really good conversations.

John Domingo:

It was entertaining.

John Domingo:

The one thing that she can't do, that girl has no rhythm.

John Domingo:

She dances like an epo.

John Domingo:

Like an epileptic.

John Domingo:

I've never seen it.

John Domingo:

It's like she dances like Elaine from.

Duchess:

Like Elaine on Seinfeld.

John Domingo:

Worse than Elaine on Seinfeld, if that's even possible.

Duchess:

Well, if you got money, you don't need to learn how to dance.

John Domingo:

Oh, I mean, listen, I know some w.

John Domingo:

But you know something, then start doing some country line.

John Domingo:

You ever watch those country line dances?

John Domingo:

They're amazing.

Duchess:

They're fun.

John Domingo:

I mean, there's they.

John Domingo:

They do these like.

John Domingo:

They got 32 steps.

Duchess:

Like the bars.

Duchess:

Yeah, yeah.

Duchess:

Do like country night.

Duchess:

They get a load of people.

John Domingo:

Yeah, they do.

John Domingo:

And they have some of that.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

And if you're a guy and you can learn that country line dancing.

John Domingo:

Get out there, dude.

Duchess:

You're going home with somebody.

John Domingo:

Yeah, get out there, dude.

Duchess:

Boot scoot.

John Domingo:

Green basket behind me.

John Domingo:

Oh, no, no.

John Domingo:

Okay, so here's what's going on.

John Domingo:

So behind me is a bucket of papers.

John Domingo:

I did a lot of cleaning around here.

John Domingo:

Spring cleaning in the wintertime.

John Domingo:

I'm getting rid of a lot of junk and I'm throwing stuff.

John Domingo:

And behind there is a whole container full of papers that got to go through the shredder.

John Domingo:

And I was shredding them.

John Domingo:

I filled.

John Domingo:

I'm going to burn that shredder up.

John Domingo:

I filled that because it's got a container.

John Domingo:

It's about the size of a wastebasket.

John Domingo:

And I'VE emptied it three times that they just run a pit.

John Domingo:

As a matter of fact, one time it shut off.

John Domingo:

It was so hot, it actually, it overheated.

John Domingo:

It overheated.

John Domingo:

It shut off.

John Domingo:

And I had to let it cool down and catch on fire.

John Domingo:

Burn my whole studio down.

Duchess:

Oh, God.

John Domingo:

So that's what.

John Domingo:

That's behind me.

Duchess:

I see you have the curtains closed.

John Domingo:

So, yeah, it was a lot of, you know.

John Domingo:

Again, normally I have more time to put the show together today, but I had a lot of personal nonsense that was going on.

John Domingo:

The Jimmy stopped down yesterday.

Duchess:

Oh, you'd said that.

John Domingo:

So I'm sitting here three, four hours.

John Domingo:

I had some work that I got done.

John Domingo:

It was down well, I guess it was like 1:30 in the afternoon.

John Domingo:

And I said, oh, you know what I'm gonna be able to do?

John Domingo:

I'm gonna go take a nice nap this afternoon.

John Domingo:

All right?

John Domingo:

This old guy's gonna get a nice nap.

John Domingo:

And all sudden I hear the door open.

John Domingo:

Hey, what are you doing?

John Domingo:

So he comes down.

Duchess:

Johnny.

John Domingo:

He is a mess.

Duchess:

He's so funny.

John Domingo:

So we started talking about.

Duchess:

Makes me laugh.

John Domingo:

We were talking about the Eagles, and then we were talking about the Chiefs and Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, of course.

John Domingo:

And he says to me, you're not Taylor Swift, Shane.

John Domingo:

All that.

Duchess:

Like, she's knocking on his fucking door.

John Domingo:

I say, I'm like, excuse me?

John Domingo:

He's like, well, you know, I said, what's the billionaire part that you don't like?

John Domingo:

Or she's not attractive enough for you?

Duchess:

She's blonde.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

She's got, you know, Taylor Swift's not good enough for the Jimmy.

John Domingo:

I said, jimmy, they haven't made a woman yet.

John Domingo:

That's good enough.

John Domingo:

He'll find.

John Domingo:

The one time he was sitting there talking, he was talking about this girl and he's like, yeah, you know, she had funky feet.

John Domingo:

Like, funky feet.

Duchess:

Is he a foot guy?

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

I have no idea.

John Domingo:

He always finds she had a gap between her tooth, her one eye, she.

Duchess:

Breathed loud.

John Domingo:

She doesn't eat mushrooms.

John Domingo:

I.

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

I mean, it was just one of those things.

John Domingo:

Things where she just.

John Domingo:

He amazes me.

John Domingo:

He's.

John Domingo:

And then.

John Domingo:

And the whole time he's down here because, remember, I had my one daughter came down and we just.

John Domingo:

I have this one storage space down there was just full of stuff and we ripped everything out.

John Domingo:

I went through all.

John Domingo:

All my podcasting stuff and organized it and we put it back in there again.

John Domingo:

So I've got a bunch of stuff around Here I still have to go through and, and get rid of.

John Domingo:

And he's down here and the whole time he's scared.

Duchess:

Yard sale.

John Domingo:

Yeah, he's down here.

John Domingo:

Scanning, looking at this, looking that.

John Domingo:

What's this?

John Domingo:

What's that?

John Domingo:

He's.

John Domingo:

I'm telling you, the.

John Domingo:

Oh yeah, the foot guy.

John Domingo:

Yeah, he's a foot guy.

John Domingo:

How about that, Bruce?

John Domingo:

A foot guy.

John Domingo:

I don't understand the feet thing.

John Domingo:

That's.

John Domingo:

That I don't get.

Duchess:

I can get it if they're.

Duchess:

If you have nice looking feet.

Duchess:

But like, I'm.

Duchess:

That's not.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

I mean, listen, don't get me wrong.

John Domingo:

I've seen a girl with hammertoe.

John Domingo:

You ever see a hammer?

Duchess:

Oh, yeah, those are.

John Domingo:

That's, that's, that's terrible.

John Domingo:

All that I understand, all right.

Duchess:

I see women with the bunions like that.

Duchess:

Their toes just go like in a hole.

Duchess:

They all smushed together.

Duchess:

It's, it's terrible.

Duchess:

I, I friend who got surgery, like.

Duchess:

And there was just pins on all her toes.

Duchess:

I was like, I can't even look at you.

Duchess:

Like, just don't show me pictures of your feet.

John Domingo:

She's got a gap in her teeth.

John Domingo:

She eats mushrooms.

John Domingo:

She's got a dick.

Duchess:

Yeah, I hate that.

Duchess:

I hate when I find that.

John Domingo:

Got a dick root.

Duchess:

Well, if I see him next week, because you know, I will.

John Domingo:

Oh, he sees, he'll come trotting out like moving up.

John Domingo:

Hey, yeah, I might as well throw.

John Domingo:

Set up three microphones and I don't see now I gotta have three microphones and three.

John Domingo:

You know what?

John Domingo:

No, if he comes over, he'll get a microphone, but he's not getting a camera.

John Domingo:

Hey, why don't I get a camera?

John Domingo:

Well, because I don't.

John Domingo:

I can only do two cameras and you.

John Domingo:

Sorry.

John Domingo:

He'll be.

John Domingo:

Move over.

Duchess:

He'll sit up on it and he'll.

John Domingo:

Be like, he'll be moving over.

John Domingo:

He'll be moving over.

Duchess:

We'll be talking on it.

Duchess:

He does some heavy breathing.

John Domingo:

Last time he was here, my favorite.

Duchess:

Is he sits on his phone.

Duchess:

So he's like.

John Domingo:

Yeah, he's looking at his phone.

Duchess:

And the one time he like kind of hums a little.

John Domingo:

It's funny, the one time he's on his phone, he, he stops me in the middle of whatever I'm talking about and he goes, hey, Paulie wants to know how does he get on?

John Domingo:

How's he find this?

Duchess:

I was there for that.

John Domingo:

I'm sorry, Jimmy.

Duchess:

Like, what?

Duchess:

And then he called, cuz he didn't Answer pulley.

Duchess:

Passive.

Duchess:

So Paulie calls him, the phone rings.

Duchess:

Two of them are like.

Duchess:

He has.

Duchess:

I think he put.

Duchess:

Do you put him on speaker?

Duchess:

Like, what the.

John Domingo:

Paulie on speaker in the middle of the show.

John Domingo:

I'm like, I want to hit him with a hammer.

Duchess:

It was great.

Duchess:

It was so much fun.

Duchess:

I think that was the day I had to charge his phone because his phone died.

John Domingo:

So Joaquin says, I call my wife's friend Monkey Toe because she has fingers for toes.

John Domingo:

Yeah, that's a weird one.

John Domingo:

When they got real long ones and, you know, they pick up off the floor like they, like they drop a spoon and they just grab it with their toe and pick it up.

John Domingo:

That's.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Pick up a sock.

Duchess:

But I don't know about silverware.

John Domingo:

Let's stop Darth to Jimmy.

John Domingo:

Yeah, he's.

John Domingo:

He's a special breed, you know, it was funny.

Duchess:

So funny.

John Domingo:

We were sitting here and we were talking about, like, thing, you know, because, you know, I'm 63, he's 65.

John Domingo:

And you know, how many more years do we have left?

John Domingo:

We got a good 10.

Duchess:

Like, that's the bummer subject.

John Domingo:

I mean, seriously, though, you know, 10 years.

John Domingo:

73, 75.

John Domingo:

I mean, if we.

John Domingo:

We can squeak out another good 10 years.

John Domingo:

That's not bad.

John Domingo:

That's not a bad run.

John Domingo:

You know, you're playing with the house's money.

Duchess:

Oh, my God.

John Domingo:

So we.

John Domingo:

We're talking, you know, about that, and I just said, you know, I don't make long term plans.

John Domingo:

Like, I.

John Domingo:

I'm making plans now that, like, if something happens to me, that they got numbers to call to say, hey, Duchess John's.

John Domingo:

You're gonna have to.

John Domingo:

You're not doing the show Monday night.

Duchess:

Because you have to figure it out.

John Domingo:

We don't have no host.

John Domingo:

And matter of fact, we set up that thing where you have the passwords.

Duchess:

And everything in the drive.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

I'm gonna have to start training you how to do the show so when I go, you can get rid of me and put somebody else in this chair and just.

John Domingo:

If you wanted to let the show.

Duchess:

Go on, get a call from your daughters.

John Domingo:

Yeah, yeah.

John Domingo:

They gotta call the people that I do work for and.

John Domingo:

Sorry.

John Domingo:

Kick the bucket.

John Domingo:

You have to make plans.

Duchess:

Find another editor.

Duchess:

If you need something tomorrow, it's not happening.

John Domingo:

That's what cracks me up, is that, you know, people are like, oh, the show can't.

John Domingo:

Can't go on without him.

John Domingo:

Listen, guy dies.

John Domingo:

The guy died on a radio station.

John Domingo:

He died.

John Domingo:

The record stopped playing.

John Domingo:

He was Dead in a chair.

John Domingo:

They came in, they pushed him out of the chair and had somebody.

John Domingo:

They did the show.

John Domingo:

Like, the show goes on.

John Domingo:

You can't stop it just because a guy dies.

John Domingo:

That's what they said.

John Domingo:

You know, you can't.

John Domingo:

Look, Bruce available.

John Domingo:

He'll take over the boomer bunker.

John Domingo:

You know, listen, I'm gonna say this right now.

John Domingo:

There's only one person that I think that can replace me, and I think it's Aaron from.

John Domingo:

I had.

John Domingo:

This was it.

John Domingo:

I had to say it.

John Domingo:

What's the.

Duchess:

I had to say it.

John Domingo:

I had to say it.

John Domingo:

Him.

John Domingo:

He could replace me.

John Domingo:

He's got that same attitude.

John Domingo:

That's the guy that could replace me on this show.

John Domingo:

He could.

John Domingo:

Okay, so get him.

Duchess:

I'll hold auditions.

John Domingo:

There you go.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

You know, like, when Jackie left the Howard Stern show, they had to fill the Jackie chair.

John Domingo:

And then they got Artie Lang, and then Artie Lange drank some bleach, stabbed himself nine times, and then his nose fell off.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

And then they had to.

John Domingo:

And then they never put anybody in the arty chair.

John Domingo:

Chair after that.

Duchess:

In the arty chair.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Listen, we got fans here now.

John Domingo:

They'll just say, hey, Duchess, go get that guy that John was talking about.

John Domingo:

That.

John Domingo:

That Aaron guy.

John Domingo:

I don't know how long.

Duchess:

I'll just.

Duchess:

I'll just run through the gauntlet.

Duchess:

There you go.

Duchess:

Because that you say there are.

John Domingo:

Yeah, I had.

John Domingo:

I mean, there's some times where I'm sitting here and I'll do something and I'll feel something in my chest.

John Domingo:

I'm like, is this it?

John Domingo:

Is this.

John Domingo:

You know, is this the moment?

John Domingo:

Is this what happens?

Duchess:

Where would you have something?

Duchess:

Like, God forbid something happens?

Duchess:

Do you have, like, a life alert or whatever?

Duchess:

Like, if you're going down, like, you can be like, you don't want your daughters to find you in the chair two days later.

John Domingo:

Hang on a second.

John Domingo:

There was a guy that was doing a.

John Domingo:

There was a guy that was doing a speech for.

John Domingo:

And where was that?

John Domingo:

I can't remember where it was Now.

John Domingo:

I can't find a stupid thing.

Duchess:

What, just recently?

John Domingo:

Yeah, matter of fact, I was gonna do it last.

John Domingo:

Last show, and now I can't find.

Duchess:

They thought he had a.

Duchess:

He was speaking for Trump, I think I wanna say it was in New York, right?

John Domingo:

That guy, and he just locked up and he started, like, mumbling different words.

John Domingo:

Like, he couldn't make a full sentence, and he just pulled the whole.

Duchess:

Like a mini stroke.

John Domingo:

Yeah, he had a stroke and he just.

John Domingo:

Same thing happened to Rand Paul.

John Domingo:

He was on a podcast and.

John Domingo:

Really?

John Domingo:

I didn't know.

John Domingo:

Yeah, he was doing a podcast.

John Domingo:

He's like, sound like James Brown.

Duchess:

I've heard the newscasters.

Duchess:

That's happened to them.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

For some reason, I can't see it.

Duchess:

What was it?

Duchess:

It was, Budwugger says, we'll scatter your ashes at Wawa.

Duchess:

Hey, Wawa.

John Domingo:

Wait a minute.

John Domingo:

Was that what you would go to.

Duchess:

Atlantic City and sprinkle it in the elevator?

Duchess:

Jump down the elevator shaft?

John Domingo:

Yeah, just drop it down an elevator shaft somewhere.

John Domingo:

Why can't I find that.

Duchess:

What was it?

Duchess:

Bertations?

Duchess:

I think that one chick said, she's like, oh, something.

Duchess:

Bertations.

Duchess:

And it was like.

Duchess:

I don't think you're saying that right.

John Domingo:

Yeah, I don't think there's a problem.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I don't know.

Duchess:

I don't remember who.

Duchess:

Who it was.

Duchess:

It was a young guy, though.

Duchess:

Young?

Duchess:

Young.

Duchess:

You look younger than me, so.

Duchess:

Than us.

Duchess:

So, I mean, I don't know who it was, but it was.

Duchess:

He was speaking at some kind of benefit, and I think.

John Domingo:

Here it is right here.

John Domingo:

Hold on.

Duchess:

There you go.

Duchess:

All right.

Duchess:

That nobody will see.

John Domingo:

I'm forgetting my words.

Duchess:

I'm forgetting my words.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Oh.

John Domingo:

Oh, no.

Duchess:

Scary.

John Domingo:

People like, oh, down goes Frasier.

John Domingo:

Whoopsy Daisy.

John Domingo:

And I.

John Domingo:

I don't know what happened to him after that.

John Domingo:

I don't.

John Domingo:

I don't know what.

John Domingo:

You okay over there?

John Domingo:

It looks like you're stroking out now.

John Domingo:

You.

John Domingo:

You muted your mic or did I mute your mic?

John Domingo:

You muted your mic.

John Domingo:

Hold on.

John Domingo:

Unmute your mic.

John Domingo:

Dutchess stroked out through this whole thing.

John Domingo:

Oh.

John Domingo:

Oh, she's talking to somebody.

Duchess:

Yes.

Duchess:

That's why I kept doing this with my finger.

Duchess:

Like, Wait a minute.

John Domingo:

Okay, well, I.

John Domingo:

I didn't know.

John Domingo:

Sorry.

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

She has a call.

Duchess:

Paul needed a code.

Duchess:

Stop.

Duchess:

I can hear you just fine.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

Hey, he walked in and he doesn't do that, so there's something up.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

There's a reason.

Duchess:

So I'm.

Duchess:

I'm good.

John Domingo:

Are you okay now?

Duchess:

My apologies.

Duchess:

Yes, I'm better now.

Duchess:

Yeah, I better now.

John Domingo:

Do you need a moment to go do whatever you need to do?

Duchess:

I am fine.

John Domingo:

That's all right.

John Domingo:

I'm just checking.

Duchess:

I didn't.

Duchess:

He didn't text me, but I.

Duchess:

There.

Duchess:

I wasn't paying attention to my phone, so he came in and, like, waved his phone at me, and I don't.

Duchess:

I don't speak.

John Domingo:

Hey.

Duchess:

That.

Duchess:

Well, he's in the doorway and he's just doing this.

Duchess:

I'M like, I don't.

Duchess:

I don't know what that means.

Duchess:

So.

Duchess:

So I had to mute him.

John Domingo:

You know what we're going to call this?

John Domingo:

I think the show title should be Paul Paulus Interrupt Us.

John Domingo:

You know how like the Roadrunner in the beginning of the Roadrunner cartoons had Coyoteus Maximum.

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

Vaccine results.

Duchess:

How dare Paul interrupt the show.

Duchess:

I'm podcasting, damn it.

John Domingo:

I'm over here podcasting, damn it.

Duchess:

What is it that bowler says?

Duchess:

Who do you think you are?

Duchess:

I am.

Duchess:

You know.

John Domingo:

Yeah, we had Bell Pal Palsy.

John Domingo:

I think we did Bell Palsy one time.

John Domingo:

Or was it.

John Domingo:

I forget we had a title of something.

John Domingo:

Palsy, I forget was Paulie.

Duchess:

Oh, I know.

Duchess:

I know what he's doing too.

Duchess:

That's.

Duchess:

I feel bad I didn't see it, so.

Duchess:

Oh, it's good.

Duchess:

Well, we're trying to save some money.

John Domingo:

Yeah, I understand that part.

Duchess:

Car insurance sucks.

John Domingo:

So do you got the gecko?

John Domingo:

Did you get the gecko?

Duchess:

No.

Duchess:

We're probably going over to.

Duchess:

Was it New Jersey manufacturers.

Duchess:

I think we're able to qualify for that cuz we.

Duchess:

The kids aren't on our policies anymore, so we can actually pay some bills and we have State Farm and they're just with us after a while.

John Domingo:

So you're gonna do the bundle Rooski Bundle.

John Domingo:

Ruski Bundle.

Duchess:

Well, let me tell you what.

Duchess:

They keep raising my rates because they're paying for these idiots to be their spokesman so they can kiss my ass so they can bundle Ruski there.

John Domingo:

Damn right.

John Domingo:

Who do you think you are?

John Domingo:

I am.

Duchess:

I love that bit.

Duchess:

It's so funny.

Duchess:

Yeah, yeah, Sparky.

Duchess:

I had home in auto, but the rates just keep going up, so I get better coverage with less money at New Jersey manufacturers.

John Domingo:

Do you ever get this?

John Domingo:

I love this phone call.

John Domingo:

You get a phone call and it says, you know, unknown or it's just a number.

John Domingo:

And you pick it up and you go, hello.

John Domingo:

And they go, hello, is this Suzanne?

Duchess:

I hang up as soon as I hear that.

Duchess:

As soon as it's a pause, I'm like, click.

Duchess:

I don't even.

John Domingo:

I go, no, I'm sorry, Suzanne.

John Domingo:

There's no Suzanne here.

John Domingo:

Oh, okay.

John Domingo:

Do you have a solar in your house?

John Domingo:

I'm like, no, no, I don't.

John Domingo:

And I don't want solar or you in New Jersey it is.

John Domingo:

You can get solar for free.

John Domingo:

I said, nothing's for free, dude.

John Domingo:

Gotta go.

John Domingo:

And then I hang up the phone.

John Domingo:

But sometimes it's fun to.

John Domingo:

Yeah, sometimes it's fun to around with Them.

Duchess:

Yeah, Sparky says for he did that and go ahead.

John Domingo:

What is your name?

John Domingo:

I'm sorry, who's this?

John Domingo:

He's Bruce.

John Domingo:

Bruce is the.

John Domingo:

There's no way your name's Bruce, dude.

John Domingo:

Just no way.

Duchess:

But remember, you're the one that engages them and then had to change his cell phone number because they got your number because you gave it to them.

John Domingo:

No, that's not really true.

John Domingo:

It's.

John Domingo:

I don't engage with.

John Domingo:

They have a thing where they just call numbers.

John Domingo:

It's like an auto dial thing.

John Domingo:

And I just couldn't get off the list.

John Domingo:

And then I had a, a bunch of numbers and I'm not going to lie, I kind of changed my number to shake a few ticks too.

Duchess:

I get that.

John Domingo:

You know, I, I needed to.

John Domingo:

I needed to shake a few ticks.

John Domingo:

So that happened.

Duchess:

Oh yeah, I get these two.

Duchess:

Bob says, I got an invoice.

Duchess:

Oops.

Duchess:

An invoice today on from PayPal for 6.99 of Bitcoin.

Duchess:

Who falls for this?

Duchess:

So many people.

John Domingo:

So many people.

Duchess:

You send 10,000.

Duchess:

If you get five responses, it's a win.

John Domingo:

You know what they do now?

John Domingo:

They come, they have the Amazon thing.

John Domingo:

It's got the Amazon logo and they say your account has been hacked.

Duchess:

Yep.

John Domingo:

Click here, click here to and to.

John Domingo:

And the next thing you know, they've got all your, you know, all your information and all.

Duchess:

And the best way to tell that is don't click on it, but hover your mouse or highlight the address that was sent from because it always says Amazon.

Duchess:

But then when you click on it just to see or like highlight it to see what it is, it's always like some ridiculous like, you know, gonna screw you.

Duchess:

Dot something, something, do something.

Duchess:

So it's like it's not Amazon.

Duchess:

It's, it's not Amazon at all.

John Domingo:

So.

Duchess:

But it's like.india.gov.

Duchess:

screw you.

John Domingo:

Sort of Mahesh at still all your information that come.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Please give.

Duchess:

Yeah, so, but.

Duchess:

So there's a tip for you.

Duchess:

If you're not sure, just highlight over that and when in doubt, go directly to Amazon.

Duchess:

And look, I had a click.

Duchess:

Stupid.

Duchess:

I phoned for two.

Duchess:

It's so easy.

John Domingo:

See the.

John Domingo:

Jimmy's brother, one time they, they called him and.

John Domingo:

And I just happened to stop in there and he's like, yeah, I had this virus and then they gave me a phone number to call and then I gave him access to my computer.

John Domingo:

I look over and if the mouse is the.

John Domingo:

The curse is moving around.

John Domingo:

I just Walked right over and unplugged the computer.

John Domingo:

He's like, what'd you do?

John Domingo:

I said, dude, you stole your dummy there.

John Domingo:

They're stealing your.

Duchess:

How much did they get?

John Domingo:

Well, they locked.

John Domingo:

Is they.

John Domingo:

He had ransomware.

John Domingo:

And he's like, oh, if you send two Bitcoin, you send us two Bitcoin, we'll unlock your computer.

John Domingo:

I'm like, yeah, so then throw it.

Duchess:

Away, get a new one.

John Domingo:

Yeah, well, he took it to, I don't know, he took it to a repair shop, Geek squad or something squad.

John Domingo:

And they're like, yeah, this thing's done.

John Domingo:

You can just go get yourself another computer.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

What?

John Domingo:

But say.

John Domingo:

Got a call from the joint base.

John Domingo:

McGuire asked me if I wanted solar.

Duchess:

That's what the government does now.

Duchess:

They don't make enough money from their call center on the side.

Duchess:

It's government solar, you know, it's good.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Government backed.

John Domingo:

Government solar.

John Domingo:

Government insurance.

Duchess:

Absolutely.

Duchess:

Who, who would say no?

John Domingo:

You know something, though, I have to say this.

John Domingo:

The, the omnibus bill that they just went through, it was a really nice distraction from all the drones, all the drone nonsense.

John Domingo:

Nobody's really paying attention to the drones anymore.

John Domingo:

We don't know if they're from China, we don't need them.

John Domingo:

If they're from aliens, we don't know what they're doing and nobody really cares anymore.

John Domingo:

It's either.

John Domingo:

Here's the thing.

John Domingo:

I think they're allowed to shoot them down now.

John Domingo:

The government is allowed to shoot them down?

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

The FAA shoots them down.

John Domingo:

We're not the faa.

John Domingo:

When did the FAA get weapons?

John Domingo:

When is the FAA getting weapons?

John Domingo:

I think that the, the military gets to shoot them down.

Duchess:

Well, the IRS gets guns.

Duchess:

Why not?

John Domingo:

Or the police.

John Domingo:

What do you think they're going to just lean out of the tower and start shooting at these things over the random flying?

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

Yeah, I don't think the FAA has cape that has the capability to shoot down.

John Domingo:

Shit, I might be great.

Duchess:

I don't want to find out.

Duchess:

I, I would still like to.

Duchess:

I'd like people to shoot it.

Duchess:

I wish they could shoot it down with a net like that Would be much more fun if you can get close to it.

Duchess:

Get them like when you're fishing, just like you hook them.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

One guy did shoot one down, got arrested.

John Domingo:

One shot with nine.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

People are outside the side and these things are flying over and it's.

Duchess:

Like skeet shooting.

John Domingo:

Yeah, it's like in New Jersey practice.

John Domingo:

Yeah, In New Jersey.

John Domingo:

It's.

Duchess:

Got him.

Duchess:

There you go.

Duchess:

All government agency members should get guns upon hire.

Duchess:

Yes.

John Domingo:

I don't think so.

Duchess:

There's a clerk typist in the county office.

Duchess:

Here you go.

Duchess:

Civil service worker.

John Domingo:

I don't know.

Duchess:

Joking.

Duchess:

But it is scary to think, but yeah.

John Domingo:

So everything's falling apart for the Democrats.

John Domingo:

Fanny, Fanny Willis.

John Domingo:

Now she's off the case.

John Domingo:

So that's going to go away in Georgia.

John Domingo:

I don't think they're going to bring charges there.

John Domingo:

The New York thing is going to end up going away.

John Domingo:

They're holding on to that.

John Domingo:

But that's not going to last going.

Duchess:

They're not going to.

Duchess:

He's going to be.

Duchess:

He's elected president.

Duchess:

They're not going to.

Duchess:

They're not going to do it.

Duchess:

They'll just dismiss it.

Duchess:

They don't like it, but that's what they're going to do, you know.

John Domingo:

Oh yeah.

John Domingo:

You know what?

John Domingo:

I forgot to light up my tree.

John Domingo:

Yeah, the tree does light up.

John Domingo:

Now.

John Domingo:

I ran, I ran an extension cord over there to the tree.

Duchess:

I don't have any ornaments on mine though.

Duchess:

It's just a little dinky tree I pulled out of a box.

John Domingo:

So you should get a.

John Domingo:

You know what you should get?

Duchess:

I need some Steelers ornaments is what.

John Domingo:

I don't have Steelers.

John Domingo:

Just take that terrible towel and throw it over it.

Duchess:

I don't want to catch it on fire.

Duchess:

Well, it's some shitty little tree.

Duchess:

I only plug it in when I'm sitting here.

Duchess:

So otherwise it's just sad.

Duchess:

It's just I had an extra one and I didn't have a place to put it.

Duchess:

So I was like, no, this looks good.

Duchess:

I've been getting packages delivered because now it's like the onset of Christmas stuff.

John Domingo:

But has black and gold bulbs for your tree work?

Duchess:

Well, fun.

Duchess:

And if I grab a strand of lights.

Duchess:

Yeah, absolutely.

Duchess:

This game pre lit, but I would not be adverse to Steelers lights.

Duchess:

I like that concept.

Duchess:

I like that very much.

Duchess:

But yeah, I got so much in my house right now.

Duchess:

I have.

Duchess:

I threw everything in my guest room and at first I started stacking things like who they're for and now I just have boxes.

Duchess:

I'm like, haven't even opened them yet.

Duchess:

I'm just like, I'll just deal with that tomorrow.

Duchess:

Tomorrow.

Duchess:

Tomorrow.

Duchess:

Tomorrow.

Duchess:

Tomorrow's gonna catch up to me and then I'm gonna wrap everything like on Tuesday night.

John Domingo:

Hold on, where's my thing?

John Domingo:

Yes.

Duchess:

Changing the subject now.

John Domingo:

What are your thoughts on this?

John Domingo:

Tick tock ban.

Duchess:

Personally, I don't care.

Duchess:

I know you don't I.

Duchess:

I can't because it's such a time suck for me.

Duchess:

It truly is.

Duchess:

I know I'm on social media as it is, and Tick Tock was like, during COVID I, like, lived on that.

John Domingo:

I live on it now.

Duchess:

Hours.

Duchess:

Hours.

John Domingo:

I get a lot of content.

John Domingo:

Again, only fans and Tik Tok.

John Domingo:

That's all I do.

Duchess:

That's all I need.

Duchess:

Naked chicks.

John Domingo:

And a lot of times I find only fan girls on Tik Tok.

John Domingo:

They're.

John Domingo:

They're dancing, doing something.

John Domingo:

I'm like, I bet you this is only fans, girl.

John Domingo:

God damn if it ain't.

John Domingo:

There's the link.

Duchess:

Yeah, some of them are fun.

Duchess:

I mean, I.

Duchess:

I appreciate.

Duchess:

I'll say the content creators, like, the folks that I think, like, I'd seen on Covid, like, just start out with stuff and they.

Duchess:

They've blossomed their career or whatever the.

Duchess:

And they're funny, but I just.

Duchess:

I just can't because I find now they're on Instagram, they're on Facebook, they're on Twitter, so I'll find them anyway.

Duchess:

So I don't need to watch them on Tick Tock, but I just.

Duchess:

I don't need one more platform.

Duchess:

And the fact that they're farming enough information out of me in all the other places, I can leave that one behind, I think.

John Domingo:

So.

John Domingo:

I'm glad Bob reminded me of this because I meant to.

John Domingo:

I meant.

John Domingo:

I don't even know what this is, but Bob sent me a video today.

John Domingo:

I want to share it if I can find it.

John Domingo:

Damn it.

Duchess:

Google had said you built that algorithm brick by brick.

Duchess:

My guy.

John Domingo:

Yeah, sure did.

Duchess:

Of course he did.

Duchess:

He curated that.

Duchess:

He's like, girl, girl, girl, girl.

Duchess:

Hey, it's all girls.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Look at this.

John Domingo:

At one point, they're all jumping up and down and they have no bras on.

John Domingo:

What's going on with that?

Duchess:

And they're pillow fighting.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I talked to my boss during COVID I think it was E right after we went back to work, and I was talking to her about the.

Duchess:

The feed and I was like, yeah, it was just.

Duchess:

I just get.

Duchess:

It's a lot of guys with trucks and cowboys and stuff.

Duchess:

And she just looked at me and I'm like, yeah, like, I'm not telling you what else I'm looking at on TikTok.

Duchess:

So I'm like, no, a lot of guys in flannels.

Duchess:

I was like, I should probably stop looking at this.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

I don't know if this is going to work.

Duchess:

This is the, like button.

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Here's.

John Domingo:

This is what Bob sent me.

John Domingo:

Let's see if this opens up.

John Domingo:

All right, so if that's a nutcracker, then what would that be?

John Domingo:

All right, so let's.

John Domingo:

Let's review.

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

Do you want to describe this?

John Domingo:

I'm going to try.

John Domingo:

So here is a nutcracker.

Duchess:

It's a very tall.

Duchess:

Looks like Costco or Walmart or Lowe's or something.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

So this is a.

John Domingo:

So if that's a nutcracker, would that be a nut?

Duchess:

Oh, because one is white.

Duchess:

So the white one is the nutcracker.

Duchess:

And then the black one would be a nutcracker.

Duchess:

It's not racist.

Duchess:

It cracks nuts.

John Domingo:

No, if this is a.

John Domingo:

What's a.

John Domingo:

What's a slur for a white person?

Duchess:

So I know the path you're trying to drag me down.

John Domingo:

Would that be a nut?

John Domingo:

Resist saying no.

John Domingo:

I'm not saying it.

Duchess:

No, you're not.

John Domingo:

I'm not.

John Domingo:

No, I won't say it.

John Domingo:

I thought you was gonna say not me.

Duchess:

Oh, my God.

John Domingo:

Don't do that with Del drop.

Duchess:

Stop that.

John Domingo:

All right, all right.

John Domingo:

Do we want to get into the.

John Domingo:

Do we have anything else that you.

John Domingo:

That I usually miss during the show?

Duchess:

Well, we don't have any voicemails or text messages.

John Domingo:

Never do.

Duchess:

Everyone never do.

Duchess:

But we used to.

Duchess:

We used to.

John Domingo:

Every once in a while, we would get them.

John Domingo:

You know, when we cried like a.

John Domingo:

I know.

Duchess:

Well, when.

Duchess:

When we're a little closer to the end of the show, we could do the.

John Domingo:

We are closer.

Duchess:

The.

Duchess:

I'm walking here.

John Domingo:

I'm walking here.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

So Josh very kindly put together some good graphics.

Duchess:

So Dean says, check your voicemail.

Duchess:

I don't know if we can do it mid show.

John Domingo:

Why do you do it mid show?

John Domingo:

You got to do it.

John Domingo:

No, I don't want to leave.

John Domingo:

Let me see.

John Domingo:

Is there a voicemail?

Duchess:

I love the pigeon.

Duchess:

I'm walking here.

John Domingo:

All right, tell me if you can hear this.

Duchess:

Hey, guys, Love the show.

John Domingo:

Do you hear that?

Duchess:

Yes.

John Domingo:

Okay, so this should.

John Domingo:

Hopefully this will be in the audio.

Duchess:

Hey, guys.

John Domingo:

Love the show.

John Domingo:

Hey, do me a favor if you could.

John Domingo:

I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out with razor jar pot pincers and have Edward on the show, just as an FYI.

John Domingo:

And if you could, John, maybe play a random voice drop.

John Domingo:

You know, I'll just give you hand.

John Domingo:

It goes something like this.

Duchess:

Sticky.

Duchess:

I hate sticky.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Oh, no, it's sticky.

John Domingo:

We got to give the people what they want.

Duchess:

He said he left it before the show started.

John Domingo:

I checked It.

John Domingo:

Right before we.

Duchess:

I'm just telling you.

John Domingo:

I know.

John Domingo:

Was he.

John Domingo:

Here's the thing with Edward.

John Domingo:

I don't know why he doesn't like Edward.

John Domingo:

Every show's a good show.

John Domingo:

I don't get it.

John Domingo:

All right?

Duchess:

He's loud.

Duchess:

I don't think Dean likes loud.

John Domingo:

How does he like me, then?

John Domingo:

I don't get it.

Duchess:

I don't know why he tolerates you.

John Domingo:

How does he tolerate me if he doesn't like loud?

John Domingo:

Here's Duchess.

John Domingo:

Stop this crazy thing.

Duchess:

So it's a nice throwback to the Jetsons.

Duchess:

So for all you olds out there.

John Domingo:

Understand.

Duchess:

In the very end of the prom of the introduction of the show, of the show, it was him running on a treadmill.

Duchess:

Very funny.

Duchess:

If you look at the technology they have.

John Domingo:

I'm doing a treadmill.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

I'm going to get one at the end of the year.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Nice.

Duchess:

It's like a week.

John Domingo:

Yeah, It's.

John Domingo:

One of the things I've done now is I.

John Domingo:

I set a.

John Domingo:

I have a timer set, and three times a day, I get up and I go out and I walk as long as I can walk and come back in.

Duchess:

I love that.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

So that's fantastic.

Duchess:

I'm very proud of you.

Duchess:

Good job.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

How are you feeling?

Duchess:

Is it rough?

John Domingo:

My knees are killing me right now.

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

They getting any better or.

John Domingo:

Oh, I just started today.

John Domingo:

Today was the start of it.

Duchess:

Oh, I thought you were doing this tomorrow.

John Domingo:

I have to crawl down here on my hands and knees because I won't be able to stand up.

Duchess:

Bud Vugger wants to know if the.

Duchess:

He didn't get his text.

John Domingo:

You guys are killing me with this.

John Domingo:

Hold on, I.

John Domingo:

Listen, I would love it.

John Domingo:

I just would like it if you would do the text now.

John Domingo:

I don't get a text.

John Domingo:

I don't have a text.

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

Sparky says he's proud of you.

Duchess:

Keep moving.

John Domingo:

Oh, I appreciate that, guys.

Duchess:

If you rest, you rust.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

You know something?

John Domingo:

I think you're right.

John Domingo:

I think if.

John Domingo:

I think you got to work through the pain.

Duchess:

You do.

John Domingo:

I do believe that sucks.

Duchess:

It sucks.

Duchess:

But you do.

John Domingo:

See, but he got me.

John Domingo:

Look, he got me.

Duchess:

Got me.

John Domingo:

Yeah, there's no problem.

Duchess:

He turt.

John Domingo:

How dare you.

Duchess:

Getting punked by our own people.

John Domingo:

I know.

John Domingo:

How dare.

Duchess:

So rude.

John Domingo:

6:18.

John Domingo:

You left it.

John Domingo:

Okay, well, you know, you think you're cutting a little closer.

Duchess:

I did mention it.

Duchess:

I did mention.

John Domingo:

And I did.

John Domingo:

And I went right before, and I said, look, there's nothing here.

John Domingo:

There never is.

Duchess:

And then we complained about you guys for a while, Right.

Duchess:

All because we love.

Duchess:

We love.

Duchess:

So Josh created a beautiful graphic once again to show how far we have come this year.

Duchess:

And we are so close to:

Duchess:

Josh is at:

Duchess:

I am right behind him at:

Duchess:

I was ahead of him for, like, 10 minutes this weekend, and he said, fuck no and threw on some miles.

Duchess:

And Mr.

Duchess:

Decaf is at 2,264 miles.

Duchess:

So he's just about 100 miles behind me and Josh.

John Domingo:

Yeah, but he's dragging a big load.

John Domingo:

That's his problem.

Duchess:

He's got a carry me doing a great job.

Duchess:

He hauled ass.

John Domingo:

Yes, he did.

Duchess:

So he's been hustling.

Duchess:

So the goal is:

John Domingo:

Okay, good for you guys.

John Domingo:

That's pretty Good.

Duchess:

So, yeah, 25.

Duchess:

And next year is, you know, but I'll be.

John Domingo:

Get to 20, 25 miles, and I'm going for, like, 20.25 miles next year.

Duchess:

You can do it.

John Domingo:

So that's what.

Duchess:

I'm gonna be able to do it.

Duchess:

Well, you'll do some.

John Domingo:

We'll see what happens.

John Domingo:

All right, so what's our schedule for the holiday?

John Domingo:

All right, so we have third.

John Domingo:

Today's Thursday.

John Domingo:

We'll do Monday.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

We're not doing Thursday.

Duchess:

Well, it's Christmas.

John Domingo:

Is Thursday Christmas?

Duchess:

I think Thursday's Christmas.

John Domingo:

Is it?

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

I don't have a calendar up right now.

Duchess:

Yeah, I have a calendar.

John Domingo:

Me.

Duchess:

Look.

John Domingo:

So let's double check, see what's going on here.

John Domingo:

Also, I'm looking at Discord Thursday.

Duchess:

Oh, Thursday is the day after Christmas.

Duchess:

We could technically do it.

Duchess:

Do you want to?

John Domingo:

It's up to you.

Duchess:

I'm not sure I could do it.

Duchess:

All right, let me.

Duchess:

Can I make that official call by Monday?

Duchess:

Yeah, because I just need to make sure.

Duchess:

What's going on.

John Domingo:

We just got to let the peeps know because, you know, we're in high demand.

Duchess:

Yeah, we certainly are.

Duchess:

And we're.

Duchess:

As far as I know, we're still on for Monday, the 30th, so.

John Domingo:

Right, Monday the 30th.

John Domingo:

And then.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Will we do the second?

John Domingo:

Will you be hungover on New Year's Day?

Duchess:

I'm going to work on the second.

John Domingo:

Oh, okay.

Duchess:

That's not a problem.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

So it's really not going to affect our schedule then?

John Domingo:

Well, we don't know that yet.

Duchess:

We'll have to see Next Thursday is the questionable one, but other than that.

John Domingo:

Marky says I vote do it.

Duchess:

I'm gonna try.

Duchess:

I have to see if other people has.

Duchess:

Have made plans.

John Domingo:

Unfortunately, Bud Vugger won't be able to do this because he can't use electronics in observance of Kwanzaa.

John Domingo:

Is that what.

John Domingo:

I don't even know what Kwanzaa does.

John Domingo:

I thought that was like, Kwanza is kind of like Festivus.

John Domingo:

I thought it was like a made up holiday, to be honest.

Duchess:

Legit.

Duchess:

I think it's a legit.

Duchess:

We just don't celebrate it.

John Domingo:

I'll tell you what, I saw that.

John Domingo:

Do you see the rig that Bob has now?

John Domingo:

That podcasting rig he has in the garage now looking good.

Duchess:

Does look good.

Duchess:

Did he do a test on it today?

Duchess:

I saw you put some videos on it.

John Domingo:

I don't know if he did or.

John Domingo:

I have no idea if he did or he didn't, but yeah.

John Domingo:

So his.

John Domingo:

His show and Tom show should be getting ready to be starting soon for the new year, maybe.

Duchess:

He indicated he had talked to Tom earlier today.

John Domingo:

You know, I'll tell you what, tomorrow time really does fly because I thought I had plenty of time to get the backyard podcasting show ready to go, and I'm nowhere.

John Domingo:

And I only got a week to go, so I got to get on that and get shit done.

Duchess:

Dropping it in the beginning of the year, right?

John Domingo:

Yeah, I was supposed to.

John Domingo:

I was going to drop it the first of the year, so I figured we do.

John Domingo:

Our show comes out as a podcast on Tuesdays and Fridays, so I was going to try to drop one like Wednesday for the backyard podcast.

John Domingo:

It's not really the same.

John Domingo:

Like, people that listen to this show won't listen to that show, I don't think.

Duchess:

Maybe.

John Domingo:

We'll see.

John Domingo:

It's just another pet project of mine.

Duchess:

Where I could talk technically kind of stuff.

John Domingo:

Other podcasters.

John Domingo:

Yes.

John Domingo:

All right, so that's about it.

John Domingo:

I think we're done.

Duchess:

All right, well, I do want you to keep in mind, since we will be invited on Shitty Song of the Week, I'd like you to start thinking.

Duchess:

Hush.

Duchess:

I'd like you to start thinking about songs you would like to use.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

I also need an apology because Jody said that it was.

John Domingo:

I was not out of line when I said that Jody was the new host and that Teresa was stepping down.

John Domingo:

And I got a bunch of shit.

Duchess:

For it last night.

Duchess:

I was told it was not to be discussed, so I'm not apologizing to you.

John Domingo:

You should.

Duchess:

Well, you're not the host of that show.

John Domingo:

I understand that, but again, the host that told you that.

John Domingo:

I don't talk to that host.

John Domingo:

She won't talk to me.

Duchess:

That's not my problem.

John Domingo:

That's your problem.

John Domingo:

I heard something different from a different host.

John Domingo:

They got to get their shit.

Duchess:

The host.

Duchess:

Yet, from what I understand, apparently they are.

Duchess:

Well, and that's fine.

Duchess:

That's an issue between you and Jody.

John Domingo:

No, I'm on here talking about it on the show, and you're telling me to shut up and not talk about it.

John Domingo:

That's.

John Domingo:

That's a thing.

Duchess:

Because I was asked.

Duchess:

Because at that point, Jody didn't tell me that you had the green.

John Domingo:

Well, that's a problem between you and Jody.

Duchess:

It wasn't a problem at all because I don't give a.

Duchess:

Well, apparently, I was doing on what impacted me, so.

John Domingo:

Because, you know, how would I.

John Domingo:

How did I say impact you.

John Domingo:

It's not like you said it.

John Domingo:

Not like I said it.

John Domingo:

You just say, I don't know.

John Domingo:

I can't stop him.

John Domingo:

I can't stop him from talking.

John Domingo:

You ever try to stop Jamingo from saying something?

John Domingo:

It doesn't work.

John Domingo:

Well, no.

Duchess:

I know you have such a great history of that.

John Domingo:

That's right.

John Domingo:

What, are you kidding me?

John Domingo:

All right, I gotta figure out where the hell is the damn thing for.

John Domingo:

To get.

John Domingo:

Where's my music?

John Domingo:

To get out of here.

John Domingo:

Is this it?

Duchess:

Where's my.

Duchess:

Where's my gotta go music?

John Domingo:

Here's my gotta go music.

John Domingo:

There we go.

Duchess:

Hi.

Duchess:

It's football night, so you're watching Was it Chargers?

Duchess:

Denver?

John Domingo:

No gives a shit.

John Domingo:

Why is that so damn loud?

John Domingo:

Why do I turn it down?

John Domingo:

I can't turn down because of the same channel.

John Domingo:

You're on that music.

John Domingo:

Who needs that music?

Duchess:

Put it in post.

Duchess:

But is anyone going to Discord afterwards?

Duchess:

Do you want to pop into Discord.

John Domingo:

For a little bit?

John Domingo:

We could try going to Discord.

Duchess:

Yeah, we should do that.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

We'll go to Discord.

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

All right, everybody.

Duchess:

You guys are awesome.

John Domingo:

We.

John Domingo:

Wait a minute.

John Domingo:

Today is.

John Domingo:

We'll be back Monday.

John Domingo:

So I don't have to do the Merry Christmas yet?

Duchess:

No, we'll be here for Monday.

Duchess:

That would be Monday.

John Domingo:

What an episode.

John Domingo:

All right.

Duchess:

Hammer to fit, paint to finish.

John Domingo:

Have a good weekend.

Duchess:

You're welcome.

John Domingo:

See you on Monday.

Duchess:

Bye.

John Domingo:

For the love of God.

Duchess:

That was a messy show.

Duchess:

It was so messy.

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John Jamingo, co-host of Boomer Bunker, is a character with a rich history of colorful stories, insightful opinions, and a fair share of rebellious antics. He brings a blend of humor, nostalgia, and directness to the podcast, often sharing personal anecdotes from his past that range from mischievous teenage exploits to his experiences as an elevator mechanic. Jamingo has a candid approach to discussing various topics, whether it’s debating societal issues or reacting to outrageous news stories. His willingness to confess to his past missteps, coupled with his straightforward demeanor, makes him relatable to many listeners. John often reflects on the contrasting generational behaviors and attitudes, bringing a bit of the 'old school' perspective to the show's dynamic exchanges with Duchess, the other host of Boomer Bunker.
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The Duchess, also known simply as Duchess, is one of the spirited hosts of the Boomer Bunker podcast. She is known for her engaging conversations, heartfelt anecdotes, and the occasional burst of emotion. Duchess brings a relatable touch to the show with stories from her personal life, adding both depth and humor to the episodes. A proponent of healthy habits, Duchess also shares her progress in the 2024 mileage quest, adding a motivational aspect to her role on the podcast. Her interactions with listeners and co-host John Jamingo create a dynamic that captivates the audience, making her an integral part of the Boomer Bunker's success.