Episode 273

Autogynephilia | Episode 272

The latest episode of the Boomer Bunker podcast, hosted by the ever-charismatic Duchess and the notorious John Jamingo, dives headfirst into the tumultuous climate of current global events, mainly focusing on the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. The episode opens with a humorous yet biting commentary on the perceived insanity of American and British foreign policy decisions, immediately setting an engaging and provocative tone. With his signature flair, John Jamingo likens the geopolitical turmoil to a football game, drawing parallels between the chaos of international relations and the unpredictable nature of sports. As the hosts navigate the complexities of war, diplomacy, and public perception, they dissect not just the actions of political leaders but also the role of the media in shaping narratives. The conversation evolves into a candid discussion about the implications of military decisions on the everyday lives of citizens, particularly in the context of fears surrounding missile strikes and global security.

Transitioning from heavy geopolitical discourse, the hosts shift gears to address domestic issues, including the recent election of Sarah McBride as the first transgender representative in the U.S. Congress. The dialogue tackles this historic event's cultural and political ramifications, juxtaposed against the backdrop of ongoing debates about gender identity and rights. Duchess and John express their views on the media frenzy surrounding McBride's election, highlighting the absurdity of focusing on bathroom policies rather than significant legislative challenges. Their commentary is laced with humor, yet it underscores a severe critique of how political narratives can often sidestep substantive discussions.

Towards the conclusion, the episode turns towards lighter banter, touching on personal anecdotes and the absurdities of modern dating, all while maintaining the underlying theme of societal expectations and individual rights. The hosts leave listeners with a sense of urgency regarding the need for open dialogue about pressing social issues, encouraging an engaged and informed citizenry. Overall, this episode of the Boomer Bunker is a whirlwind of wit, wisdom, and sharp commentary that challenges listeners to think critically about the world around them, blending humor with an essential critique of current events.

Takeaways:

  • The hosts discuss the current geopolitical climate and the consequences of missile launches in Ukraine, expressing concern over international tensions.
  • John Domingo humorously critiques U.S. politics, highlighting perceived incompetence in leadership and calls for accountability.
  • Duchess and John Jamingo express their opinions on the recent elections, including the significant representation of transgender individuals in government.
  • The conversation touches on the challenges of modern dating, emphasizing the difference in experiences for men and women on dating apps.
  • John Jamingo humorously proposes carrying a sock full of pennies for self-defense, calling it a 'Dump Chuck.'
  • The podcast highlights the absurdity of specific political discussions, including the focus on personal issues rather than pressing national concerns.

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Transcript
Duchess:

Good evening.

Duchess:

Welcome to another episode of the Boomer Bunker.

Duchess:

I'm one of your co hosts, the Duchess.

Duchess:

And sitting next to me is the fantastic and most notorious John Domingo.

John Domingo:

Making friends, influencing people.

John Domingo:

You know me, just a man about town.

John Domingo:

Mr.

John Domingo:

Public relations.

John Domingo:

I am.

John Domingo:

How's everybody doing tonight?

John Domingo:

Are you nervous?

John Domingo:

Are you nervous that they're shooting missiles into Ukraine?

John Domingo:

And United States and Britain seem to have lost their fucking mind a little.

Duchess:

Bit, you know, kind of like to make it to the super bowl, you know, I mean, football.

Duchess:

Turns out.

John Domingo:

I know they hate Trump, but did they have to kill us fucking all?

John Domingo:

I don't understand this.

Duchess:

Yeah, you know what?

Duchess:

They shouldn't have.

Duchess:

Once there's a new.

Duchess:

A whole new regime coming in for president, they really need to really edit.

Duchess:

Like, be way more lame duck than they have been, because right now they're just like, throwing everything out.

John Domingo:

Well, you know, Biden's not doing.

John Domingo:

You know, Biden's not doing this.

John Domingo:

You know, he's just a.

John Domingo:

Yeah, I know.

John Domingo:

A lump of people, right?

John Domingo:

He's just a puppy.

John Domingo:

He don't even know what he's doing over it.

John Domingo:

Somebody's doing it.

John Domingo:

I don't know who's doing it.

John Domingo:

You know his elevator.

John Domingo:

He's like a hydraulic elevator without any oil.

John Domingo:

It just can't make the top floor.

John Domingo:

It gets up there and it grinds and cavitates it just.

John Domingo:

So, yeah.

John Domingo:

He authorizes and they shoot six missiles and.

John Domingo:

And who's like, hey, I'm not fucking around, okay?

John Domingo:

I'm going to show you how I'm not fucking around.

John Domingo:

I'm going to send an ICBM irritable bowel syndrome rocket in there to pump missile.

John Domingo:

Right.

Duchess:

I can't believe it's not butter.

John Domingo:

And pucker your ass up and.

John Domingo:

But here's the problem.

John Domingo:

Once they launch, they don't know whether it is a nuclear.

John Domingo:

What?

John Domingo:

Nuclear.

John Domingo:

I sound like George Bush nuclear.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Or if it's just one with regular warheads on it.

John Domingo:

And so now people are got, like, right now people have their finger on the button.

John Domingo:

And I'm saying.

John Domingo:

And listen, I'm putting this out there.

John Domingo:

Hey, aliens, extraterrestrials.

John Domingo:

If you're out there and you could stop this shit, will you please?

John Domingo:

Now's the time.

John Domingo:

Now's the time to show up.

John Domingo:

Now's the time to, you know, just to land, to say, all right, knock your shit off.

John Domingo:

Knock it off.

Duchess:

Because it's insane.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

I mean, what are we doing here?

John Domingo:

And it seems like everybody's into this, and I'm Sitting there and I go, okay, so I hear we were listening to Bruce this morning on the Weather Report.

John Domingo:

Is it the weather report?

John Domingo:

It's weathered something.

John Domingo:

It's the weathered Twitter show in the morning.

Duchess:

It's the weather.

Duchess:

Twitter.

John Domingo:

It's the weather Twitter show in the morning.

Duchess:

Right, right.

Duchess:

His podcast is the Weathered Report.

Duchess:

And this is like his weathered something.

John Domingo:

It's the Weather Report.

John Domingo:

Fuck it.

Duchess:

It's the weather Report.

John Domingo:

It's every day on Twitter spaces.

John Domingo:

6:00am Eastern time, 9:00am Eastern.

John Domingo:

Yeah, the other way around.

John Domingo:

Yeah, that, that.

Duchess:

Right.

John Domingo:

Anyhow.

Duchess:

Way to plug Bruce there.

Duchess:

Yeah, Something somewhere.

John Domingo:

Try to find it.

John Domingo:

It's on Twitter.

John Domingo:

So anyhow, I'll have that.

John Domingo:

There's a link in the show.

John Domingo:

Notes for it.

Duchess:

Before we get deeper into this, do you want to shout out to encourage people to perhaps send us.

John Domingo:

Okay, so I have it open.

John Domingo:

Voice and text.

John Domingo:

-:

John Domingo:

Yes, you could do that.

John Domingo:

You can if you hear something that.

Duchess:

We'Re talking during the show.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

But then again, we have to.

John Domingo:

So you don't text because you can always just put it in a chat right here.

John Domingo:

Right, right.

John Domingo:

Here we go.

John Domingo:

But if you wanted to send a message.

John Domingo:

Voice message over.

John Domingo:

We do have a voice message for later.

Duchess:

No, we're playing tonight, so.

Duchess:

And people were curious about what is not on your head tonight?

John Domingo:

I decided to go hatless.

John Domingo:

You know what?

John Domingo:

I think everybody realizes that I'm bald.

John Domingo:

Well, the other day on.

John Domingo:

I think it was Tuesday or Wednesday.

John Domingo:

Tuesday, Tuesday.

John Domingo:

I'm laying in bed all naked and like I do, and I get a text from Doug and he says, hey, do you want to come on?

John Domingo:

You want to come on?

John Domingo:

And I'm like, sure.

John Domingo:

So I throw on a T shirt and a pair of shorts and I limp downstairs and we started doing a show and then we brought you on.

John Domingo:

It was a lot of fun.

John Domingo:

But it's on Patreon.

John Domingo:

So if you want to go over to the Who's Right podcast, WhoRightPodcast.com or WhoRight.com Patreon, you can sign up.

John Domingo:

And we did about an hour and a half show.

John Domingo:

It was a lot of fun.

John Domingo:

A lot of fun.

Duchess:

And all the gentlemen were.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Levels of receding hair.

John Domingo:

So I was going to put a hat on.

John Domingo:

And then I saw Doug and he's bald.

John Domingo:

And Anthony's got his head shaved down everything.

John Domingo:

He's bald.

John Domingo:

I said, well, why am I putting a hat on?

John Domingo:

Let's all just bald it up.

John Domingo:

Let's do it.

John Domingo:

So I do have a Little look.

John Domingo:

Okay, so I have a daughter that cuts hair and she's always busy, so I have a hair trimmer, and I always forget which one is the one that I use.

John Domingo:

And I apparently use the short one.

John Domingo:

And I buzz this sucker down to almost nothing.

John Domingo:

I got like a white hue.

Duchess:

Whoops.

John Domingo:

My eyes.

Duchess:

Well, that's just a little shorter.

John Domingo:

So then, so then when Bruce says, you know about this?

John Domingo:

I, you know, they Russia shot a ICBM in the.

John Domingo:

In the Ukraine.

John Domingo:

So I go to the news, they're not talking about it at all.

John Domingo:

I'm like, why isn't this all over the news?

John Domingo:

Why isn't.

John Domingo:

Why isn't this all.

John Domingo:

Not at all.

John Domingo:

What do we got to talk about?

Duchess:

Trump nominations?

John Domingo:

No.

John Domingo:

Sarah McBride was elected into the House of Representatives as the first transgender representative, and we need to fight over where she's going to shit and piss.

John Domingo:

That's what happened.

Duchess:

That's important right now, right?

John Domingo:

Yes, that is.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Because that's all we have.

John Domingo:

To be honest with you.

John Domingo:

This is such a non brainer kind of thing, but they have to have.

John Domingo:

We're gonna.

John Domingo:

Where are we gonna.

John Domingo:

Where are we gonna piss?

John Domingo:

Nancy Mace, I don't know if you know this, but she was rape victim.

John Domingo:

She's been raped and she's been sexually assaulted.

John Domingo:

I don't know if it was the same time.

John Domingo:

Sounds like a good time.

John Domingo:

But anyhow, she was a rape and she was assaulted, and she doesn't want dicks in the ladies room.

John Domingo:

All right?

John Domingo:

And I'm like, okay, not bad.

John Domingo:

I understand.

John Domingo:

So she's wanted to bring up a resolution for the House in the House rules where Sarah McBride cannot use the ladies room.

John Domingo:

And so, of course, now the media's got.

John Domingo:

They've got fresh meat, so they're gonna.

John Domingo:

Oh.

John Domingo:

So they get ahold of Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, and they go to Mike, all right, Mike, are you gonna allow her to use the ladies room?

John Domingo:

And.

John Domingo:

And he's like, listen, you know, we're gonna treat everybody with respect.

John Domingo:

This is what we do here.

Duchess:

And, you know, trying to tap dance on that line.

John Domingo:

Yes.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

And then they.

Duchess:

Nope.

John Domingo:

So they had a meeting, and Mike Johnson got a talking to in that meeting, and he was, you know, he said.

John Domingo:

Then he came back out and he had something else to say.

John Domingo:

And here.

Speaker C:

Hello, everybody.

Speaker C:

I just want to make a statement for all of you here and be very clear.

Speaker C:

I was asked a question this morning at the leadership gaggle, and I rejected the premise because the answer is so obvious for anybody who doesn't know my well established record on this issue.

Speaker C:

Let me be unequivocally clear.

Speaker C:

A man is a man and a woman is a woman, and a man cannot become a woman.

Speaker C:

That said, I also believe that's what scripture teaches, what I just said.

Speaker C:

But I also believe that we treat everybody with dignity and so we can do and believe all those things at the same time.

Speaker C:

And I wanted to make that clear for everybody because there's lots of questions, but that's where I stand.

Speaker C:

I've stood there my whole life and those are facts.

John Domingo:

And I'm getting the fuck out of here before you guys ask any questions, because I don't want to hear.

Duchess:

He's like, thank you.

Duchess:

Goodbye.

Duchess:

He's like, the like, was it KJP does when she's had enough?

Duchess:

She's like, bind her clothes.

Duchess:

Goodbye.

Duchess:

Done.

John Domingo:

Yeah, I'm out.

John Domingo:

You know, Bye.

John Domingo:

So they corner Nancy Mace and.

John Domingo:

Is that right?

John Domingo:

Mace?

John Domingo:

Nancy Mace, Yes.

Duchess:

Nancy Mace, Yes.

John Domingo:

Yes.

John Domingo:

Sometimes I hear myself and I'm like, does that sound.

John Domingo:

That doesn't sound right, that right.

John Domingo:

But it is sounds right.

Duchess:

Oh, she's doubled down.

Duchess:

And she does not.

Duchess:

She's not.

John Domingo:

She's.

John Domingo:

She's pulling no punches.

John Domingo:

Right.

Duchess:

And yet I don't blame her.

Speaker D:

Okay, well, number one, I want to see this in the house rules package.

Speaker D:

I want to make sure that no men are in women's practice private spaces.

Speaker D:

And it's not going to end here.

Speaker D:

This shouldn't be going on any federal property.

Speaker D:

If you're a school or an institution that gets government funding, this kind of thing should be banned.

Speaker D:

I think it's sick, it's twisted.

Speaker D:

I have fought like hell for women's rights.

Speaker D:

I mean, 25 years ago this year, I became the first woman to break the glass ceiling and graduate from a military college that was formerly all male.

John Domingo:

Oh, you're a rebel rouser.

John Domingo:

See, you're one of those people that you had to go to an all male school just to say, oh, I'm a female and I should be able to.

Duchess:

All right, anything else you want to say about her?

Speaker D:

The way that I've been attacked today and last night for fighting to protect women and girls, it's ridiculous.

Speaker D:

So if that being a feminist makes me an extremist, I'm totally here for it.

John Domingo:

Is this effort in response to Congresswoman McBride's coming to Congress?

Speaker D:

Yes, and absolutely and then some.

Speaker D:

I'm not going to stand for a man.

Speaker D:

You know, if someone with a penis is in the women's locker room, that's not okay.

Speaker D:

And I'm a victim of abuse myself.

Speaker D:

I'm a rape survivor.

Speaker D:

I have PTSD from the abuse I've suffered at the hands of a man.

Speaker D:

And I know how vulnerable women and girls are in private spaces.

Speaker D:

So I'm absolutely 100% going to stand in the way of any man who wants to be in a women's restroom, in our locker rooms, in our changing rooms.

Speaker D:

I will be there fighting you every step of the way.

John Domingo:

Okay, Question, Duchess.

Duchess:

Yes.

John Domingo:

Your thoughts?

John Domingo:

Do you have a problem with anything that Nancy just said?

Duchess:

No.

Duchess:

No.

John Domingo:

You're.

John Domingo:

You're okay with all that?

Duchess:

I am.

Duchess:

I would, like.

Duchess:

I.

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

No, I don't have any problems with what she's saying.

Duchess:

I think if a couple extra bathrooms could be made for, like, anybody.

Duchess:

Fine.

Duchess:

Give them, like, the one, like, the family stalls and shit.

Duchess:

Whatever.

Duchess:

Make those.

Duchess:

Make a one person, you know, go in, take a kind of thing.

Duchess:

But.

Duchess:

And that's this way you're not in the hymns or hers, and then you have, like, anybody.

Duchess:

And I'm fine with that.

Duchess:

But I would be very uncomfortable if I was at my most vulnerable moments and there was a dude there.

Duchess:

And it doesn't matter that it's a stall that, like.

Duchess:

Oh, the little stall closes.

Duchess:

Those don't.

Duchess:

Look, everybody's had somebody walk in on them in the bathroom in the public restroom.

Duchess:

Those doors don't latch for.

John Domingo:

But you don't want.

Duchess:

I don't need.

Duchess:

You don't want to.

Duchess:

I don't want to walk past that.

Duchess:

I don't want.

Duchess:

You know, there's a reason, you know, you.

Duchess:

You don't send your children into the bathrooms.

John Domingo:

Yes.

Duchess:

And I'm not saying everybody.

Duchess:

Everybody is geared towards children, but they are even more vulnerable in a restroom.

Duchess:

So, I mean, so there's.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I'm.

Duchess:

I'm.

Duchess:

I'm actually back in this.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

You don't want to go into a lady.

Duchess:

Sure.

Duchess:

But I don't care.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

You don't want to go in the ladies room in here.

John Domingo:

You don't want to hear that in a lady's room.

Duchess:

You know, so Bob points out in the comments that they have their own bathroom in their office.

John Domingo:

Yeah, they do.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

So.

Duchess:

But everybody's all fired up because I'm wandering around out.

Duchess:

Out and about in the wild.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

In.

Duchess:

In.

Duchess:

In the building.

Duchess:

And they want to.

Duchess:

If they need to use the ladies room.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

She would want to go in there.

John Domingo:

So aoc.

John Domingo:

She's upset.

Duchess:

It's disgusting.

Duchess:

And everybody, no matter how you feel on this issue, should Reject it completely.

Duchess:

What are they doing?

Duchess:

They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can make a buck and send a text and fundraise off an email.

John Domingo:

That is such disgusting.

John Domingo:

She says the only reason she's doing this.

Duchess:

Piglet.

Duchess:

Yeah, it's a piglet thing to say.

Duchess:

That's so gross.

Duchess:

Like she doesn't try to capitalize on every single thing she fucking does.

John Domingo:

I know.

John Domingo:

Her and her fucking horse teeth.

John Domingo:

You know there's a.

John Domingo:

Somebody did some.

John Domingo:

I think it was AI generated art where she's got these big giant horse teeth and a horse face and then she wants them scrubbed off the Internet.

John Domingo:

Go to Blue Sky.

John Domingo:

Is that it?

Duchess:

Go there, go there.

Speaker E:

They're not doing this to protect people.

Duchess:

They're endangering women.

Duchess:

They're endangered.

John Domingo:

How are they in a.

Duchess:

Dangerous women that you're endangering women.

Duchess:

That.

Duchess:

That's what Nancy Mace believes, that this is endangering women.

John Domingo:

Yeah, but she's got it back.

Duchess:

Oh, but she's saying it from the other side.

John Domingo:

Yeah, she's saying it from the other side.

John Domingo:

I.

Duchess:

Well, we do have some fans of AOC in the comments there.

John Domingo:

Let me see Bruce, she's hot.

Duchess:

Bruce thinks she's super hot.

John Domingo:

Yeah, super.

Duchess:

She's so crazy.

John Domingo:

That's the cut.

John Domingo:

She's so cunty.

John Domingo:

I can't take this.

Duchess:

He doesn't care.

Duchess:

Yeah, but you guys don't mind crazy.

John Domingo:

Joaquin says John has his own bathroom in his bedroom too.

John Domingo:

What are you talking about?

John Domingo:

I know what you're talking about.

John Domingo:

You're talking about my pee bucket.

John Domingo:

I know.

John Domingo:

Jeez.

John Domingo:

You mentioned one time you got a pee bucket.

Duchess:

You mentioned several times and it was very funny.

Duchess:

Oh.

Duchess:

So here's.

Duchess:

Go ahead.

John Domingo:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

Nope.

Duchess:

Read Joaquin.

John Domingo:

I was gonna.

John Domingo:

Oh no, I wasn't gonna do Joaquin's.

John Domingo:

I was going to Jody B.

John Domingo:

Jody B.

John Domingo:

Says maybe they can poop in the giant crater.

John Domingo:

Russia wants to into our country.

John Domingo:

See, Jody's.

John Domingo:

Jody's fired up about this too.

John Domingo:

Jody, you know, he's real even keeled and he doesn't really get involved in anything.

John Domingo:

Even Jody B.

John Domingo:

Is like, what the is going on here?

John Domingo:

Yeah, well, it's.

Duchess:

Everybody finds a key, an issue that's super important to them and right now this is like, you know, our lives in future if.

Duchess:

What.

Duchess:

What the are we going to even have?

Duchess:

You know, I can't even.

John Domingo:

All right, this is a very interesting statement from Sparky Toaster.

John Domingo:

What is the proper thing to do for a dad with a five year old daughter as far as A public bathroom in a public space.

John Domingo:

This is what I did.

John Domingo:

You take them in the men's room with you, and you walk in.

John Domingo:

Absolutely.

John Domingo:

And as you walk in, you open their eyes.

Duchess:

Open up the door.

John Domingo:

No, you open up the door.

John Domingo:

You say, gentlemen, I have to bring in my.

John Domingo:

I have to bring in my daughter.

John Domingo:

Okay?

John Domingo:

And they're like, okay, everything's good.

John Domingo:

And then you walk in and you.

John Domingo:

You take her into the stall and you clean the fucking seat because these filthy motherfuckers piss all over everything.

Duchess:

You men are gross.

Duchess:

Well, ladies rooms are just as fucking, right?

John Domingo:

You clean the seat and then you.

John Domingo:

You're in there, and then she goes to the bathroom and you take her out.

John Domingo:

I've had to do that when I've taken my daughters to the movies or to, like, a Philadelphia Philly skate.

John Domingo:

Absolutely.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

So that's.

John Domingo:

Yeah, that's what they have to do.

John Domingo:

So that's what.

Duchess:

Yeah, it's.

Duchess:

It's scary.

Duchess:

It's scary to bring.

Duchess:

There's just so many wackos in.

Duchess:

In these spaces.

Duchess:

And it's.

Duchess:

You know, when you.

Duchess:

When you have to bring a child into.

Duchess:

Into that, you know, and.

Duchess:

And I.

Duchess:

I remember Paul bringing them into the men's room.

Duchess:

I think it was at Radio City Music hall for some kids.

Duchess:

I think we went to see Blues Clues live or something.

Duchess:

So it's like just kids everywhere.

Duchess:

And he just like, like, hustle, walk them into the stalls, like, you know, like, right past the.

Duchess:

The big trough that y'all pee in.

Duchess:

And.

Duchess:

And he just like.

Duchess:

He's like, I just, like, frog marched right now.

Duchess:

I don't even think her feet touched the ground.

Duchess:

He just like, go, go, go, go.

Duchess:

And just dragged her in.

Duchess:

But it.

Duchess:

It's.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Jody says he can't.

Duchess:

Things you don't want to explain.

John Domingo:

He can't.

John Domingo:

Imagine the men's room at the Eagles game.

John Domingo:

The lines were ridiculous.

John Domingo:

You.

John Domingo:

I don't even know.

John Domingo:

Like, if it was me right now, if I had to go to the lines game and you stand in there at the urinal like they're five, six deep, maybe ten deep in the.

John Domingo:

At the urinal lines.

John Domingo:

And if I do that now, I'd just pee myself.

John Domingo:

Do you have troughs they would pee in?

John Domingo:

No, they're just single urinals.

John Domingo:

Guys would pee in a sink.

John Domingo:

Guys would walk over, just pee in the sink.

John Domingo:

You're like, motherfucker, stop.

Duchess:

Oh, that's disgusting.

John Domingo:

Hey, man, when you've had like, eight.

Duchess:

Or nine, nobody washes their hands and.

John Domingo:

You'Re in There and you gotta pee.

John Domingo:

You gotta pee.

John Domingo:

What are you gonna do?

John Domingo:

I mean, I.

John Domingo:

Bob says Jamingo took his kid to the pee bucket aisle.

John Domingo:

Sparky FedEx Field has a pistol.

John Domingo:

They still have a piss trough.

John Domingo:

There was a lot of.

John Domingo:

When I used to go to auto racing for dirt tracks, a lot of the men's dirt tracks had, like, just a big trough that you would pee.

John Domingo:

There's a bar in New Jersey in Barrington, New Jersey.

John Domingo:

It's just like right on up, like at the road split this way.

John Domingo:

It's on a corner.

John Domingo:

It's like a triangular bar in the bar.

John Domingo:

I think the bar is originally.

John Domingo:

he bar is originally from the:

John Domingo:

That's how long it's been there.

John Domingo:

There's a pea trough right there at the bar.

John Domingo:

So you'd be drinking your beer.

John Domingo:

You stand up, pull your zipper down, and pee right there at the bottom of the fucking bar.

John Domingo:

It's still there.

John Domingo:

I can't remember the name.

John Domingo:

No, you don't know.

John Domingo:

They throw you out.

John Domingo:

You're peeing it now, I think.

John Domingo:

Well, we used to go there when I was in an.

John Domingo:

When I was an elevator helper.

John Domingo:

The mechanic that I was with used to like to go there after.

John Domingo:

Like, if sometimes on Friday we would go for lunch, he'd say, oh, they got great.

John Domingo:

What the fuck?

John Domingo:

Did they have a great pork roll and cheese sandwiches there?

John Domingo:

So you'd go get a pork roll and cheese sandwich.

John Domingo:

That meant.

John Domingo:

So he could drink shots and beer.

Duchess:

On a hard roll.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

It's not a man's only bar.

John Domingo:

It's.

John Domingo:

You know, there were.

Duchess:

Well, at the time, it probably was.

John Domingo:

It's a shot and beer bar.

John Domingo:

You know what I mean?

John Domingo:

It's not like if you walked in there and asked for, like a martini or Manhattan, they throw you right out of the door.

John Domingo:

It's not Taylor ham, it's pork roll.

Duchess:

I'll throw brands.

Duchess:

God damn it.

Duchess:

It's a brand Budvogger.

John Domingo:

I'll die on that hill.

John Domingo:

You know why?

Duchess:

Because we're Every tissue is not a Kleenex.

Duchess:

He's from Jersey.

Duchess:

That's what the fight is.

John Domingo:

He's from North Jersey.

Duchess:

Well, he's right.

Duchess:

I know he's not.

Duchess:

No, he's west might be near our capital area.

Duchess:

Okay, so that he's ding dong.

Duchess:

That thinks it's called.

Duchess:

That must be.

Duchess:

Well, that's the area he's from.

Duchess:

He's not.

Duchess:

Dirk said Eagles fans just pick on each other because they're animals.

John Domingo:

Oh.

John Domingo:

Probably go.

John Domingo:

You.

John Domingo:

You're just.

John Domingo:

You Bills have Never won a Super Bowl.

John Domingo:

You're one of the only teams that have never won a Super.

John Domingo:

Even the Eagles have won a Super Bowl.

John Domingo:

Loser took him a long time.

John Domingo:

You know who was really pissed.

John Domingo:

And this is, this is a little longer clip, but I'm sorry, I just.

John Domingo:

I was all in for this.

John Domingo:

Megan Kelly the other day went off on this.

John Domingo:

I love milk.

John Domingo:

I know you don't like her, but.

Speaker F:

I don't know men in women's spaces.

Speaker F:

Not in their bathrooms, not in their locker rooms, not in their prisons, not in their sports, period.

Duchess:

Okay.

Speaker F:

There's nothing kind about forcing women to endanger themselves and make themselves uncomfortable for the sake of somebody else.

Speaker F:

This is what McBride himself tried to use to shame us.

Speaker F:

Sarah, formerly Tim.

Speaker F:

Oh, I dead named him.

Speaker F:

He was Tim McBride for 20 years, then as a senior at American University, suddenly declared himself a woman.

Speaker F:

He never became a woman.

Speaker F:

He became a man dressing as one.

Speaker F:

He changed his name to Sarah, which I would call him if he were here.

Speaker F:

But in order to make clear to you what we're dealing with here, what we're talking about, I point out to you, he used to be Tim.

Speaker F:

Now he's Sarah.

John Domingo:

You still got a.

Speaker F:

Okay, we got Sarah's posting on X was.

Speaker F:

Every day Americans go to work with people who have life journeys different than their own and engage with them respectfully.

Speaker F:

I hope members of Congress can muster that same kindness.

Speaker F:

This is what they do.

Speaker F:

They use words like that to shame us into silence and away from a position that would protect ourselves and our comfort.

Speaker F:

There is nothing wrong with saying, I am uncomfortable with you, Mr.

Speaker F:

McBride, coming into my bathroom.

Speaker F:

And here again, one more point.

Speaker F:

This is yet another situation that underscores the danger of using preferred pronouns.

Speaker F:

How can you say she cannot come into the women's room?

Speaker F:

How can you say that?

Speaker F:

That doesn't work.

Speaker F:

Sarah McBride is a he.

Speaker F:

He may not go into Nancy Mase's bathroom because he is a man.

Speaker F:

And Nancy Mase's bathroom is for women.

Speaker F:

That's it.

John Domingo:

Okay?

Duchess:

She's not wrong.

Duchess:

She's not wrong.

Duchess:

And that's.

Duchess:

And that's the game.

Duchess:

It's the feelings game.

Duchess:

Is that it?

Duchess:

It's a guilt trip.

Duchess:

We are have been raised as women, at least not so much, maybe in these future generations, but probably this Megyn Kelly's around my age and you were raised to be nice.

Duchess:

You're raised to be polite.

Duchess:

And you know, you don't.

Duchess:

You don't be rude to people and that would hurt their feelings.

Duchess:

And we don't want to Hurt their feelings.

Duchess:

And that's how this is coming around.

Duchess:

So if you don't support that, well, you're being mean.

Duchess:

And that whole thing of, like, be kind, don't shame me because of how I feel, and that I don't want men in a private space.

Duchess:

And that's like, she's not wrong.

Duchess:

It's wording.

Duchess:

It's all about the words to make you, as a woman feel bad or feel guilty.

John Domingo:

All right, so I learned something today that I didn't know before.

John Domingo:

I didn't realize, because I always say that, you know, the reason you can't let a transgender person into a ladies room is because then people with other issues will also use this as a way to get into the ladies room.

John Domingo:

Remember when they took a picture of that dude up at Planet Fitness in Anchorage, and he's sitting there with a black brow on, shaving, and he looked like he's got short.

Duchess:

It was very aggressive.

Duchess:

It was super aggressive.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

And I didn't realize, but there's a name for it, and it's called autogynephilia.

John Domingo:

Autogynephilia is different.

John Domingo:

It's not different.

John Domingo:

It's a offshoot of gender dysphoria.

John Domingo:

And I didn't know anything about it until I heard this.

Duchess:

Why are there so many of these types of people?

Duchess:

The sad part of this is that the majority of these people who call themselves trans women are not actually trans women.

Duchess:

They are indeed autogynephiles.

Duchess:

3% of men in Western countries might experience autogynephilia.

Duchess:

And we already know the statistic for actual transsexual people.

Duchess:

It is 0.03% of the population.

Duchess:

So 0.03% to 3%.

Duchess:

It's a big difference.

Duchess:

Classical transsexuals clearly have a natural feminine disposition.

Duchess:

They like men.

Duchess:

Autogynephiles, however, I'm going to say nine times out of 10, it's a kind of weird autistic goth girl fetishy.

Duchess:

Their femininity is clumsy, over sexualized.

Duchess:

When they get comfortable, they tend not to date very easily.

Duchess:

They tend to have a lot of discomfort.

Duchess:

They tend to be very, very aggressive about pronouns.

John Domingo:

They look like dudes.

John Domingo:

They look like dudes.

John Domingo:

Yeah, that are.

John Domingo:

That got some.

John Domingo:

Like the guy that used to be on the Bachelor, and then he.

Duchess:

Oh, who did it as a joke.

John Domingo:

He did it as a joke.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

And he didn't tell anybody.

John Domingo:

All righty, so here we go.

John Domingo:

Let me get to this.

John Domingo:

So this is autogynephilia, a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female.

John Domingo:

Intended for the term to refer to a full gamut of erotically arousing cross gender behaviors and fantasies.

John Domingo:

And the reason I say that is.

John Domingo:

Let's go way back in the Wayback Machine.

Duchess:

Yes.

John Domingo:

Is it this one here?

John Domingo:

Remember this?

John Domingo:

Transgender.

John Domingo:

Hang on, let me make it a little bit easier for everybody to read.

John Domingo:

There we go.

John Domingo:

Transgender activist who sues beauty salon for refusing to wax her vagina.

John Domingo:

Her balls, her dick and balls loses discriminating point.

John Domingo:

Now, remember this guy?

John Domingo:

He was going around in all these.

Duchess:

For those who can't see it, it's a very large fella who's dressed kind of pretty with a tiara on his head.

John Domingo:

And he would go into spas and he would go up to the ladies and go, hey, would you wax my balls, please?

John Domingo:

Would you like to have my balls waxed?

John Domingo:

I need a good Brazilian.

John Domingo:

And then they go, oh, we know.

John Domingo:

Wax man's nuts.

John Domingo:

We only wax vaginas.

John Domingo:

But he would go to these and that's what he was doing.

John Domingo:

He was going.

Duchess:

Looking to make some money.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Sue a bunch of people.

John Domingo:

And they're still following it around.

John Domingo:

And it gets really upset when you film it because it starts yelling the N word so you won't use it.

Duchess:

Oh, my God.

John Domingo:

And if I could, I dug and dug and dug into the Internet today to find one of those videos where she was yelling the N word.

John Domingo:

Because you know who would play it?

John Domingo:

This guy.

John Domingo:

But yeah, that freak is still in.

John Domingo:

It's.

John Domingo:

It's still in Canada right now.

John Domingo:

But that's the problem.

John Domingo:

You have these people that use this as a sexual fetish to turn on.

Duchess:

And then that's.

Duchess:

That's what.

Duchess:

And.

Duchess:

But he's, he's this.

Duchess:

That person still wants to have sex with women.

Duchess:

Like, they enjoy that.

Duchess:

So that.

Duchess:

So they get all kinky, turned on.

Duchess:

And then now are they attacking women?

Duchess:

Are they raping women?

Duchess:

Like there.

Duchess:

There are cases of men who are just as women who attack women and rape them and children.

Duchess:

It's kind of.

John Domingo:

Well, the L and the G's and the B's are really getting pissed off at the T's.

John Domingo:

They've had enough of the T's because the T's are causing them a lot of trouble.

John Domingo:

Right?

John Domingo:

And to be honest with you, the T's.

John Domingo:

I figure it's just live action roleplay.

John Domingo:

So it should be lgbl.

John Domingo:

That's what it should be.

John Domingo:

Live action.

John Domingo:

And look, let's break it down.

John Domingo:

There's three things that transgender people that we require from transgender people.

John Domingo:

All right?

John Domingo:

One is, where are they going to shit, piss, and change?

John Domingo:

All right?

John Domingo:

They can't do it in the ladies room.

John Domingo:

They can go in the men's room.

John Domingo:

We don't really care.

John Domingo:

But it's uncomfortable, all right?

John Domingo:

So they should have their own little changing room.

John Domingo:

All right?

John Domingo:

The second thing is, when are they going to tell the person they're dating that they have a cock?

John Domingo:

That's very important in the dating.

Duchess:

That's got to be upfront.

Duchess:

That's, like, got to be the first.

John Domingo:

Because a lot of time, the people, they can really pass for a woman.

John Domingo:

You can't tell.

Duchess:

There's some very pretty men.

John Domingo:

Exactly.

Duchess:

Pretty men.

John Domingo:

And the other ones are, you can't go into women's sports because you.

Duchess:

Oh, that's a big no.

John Domingo:

Yeah, Right.

John Domingo:

And I think if you've gone through.

Duchess:

Puberty as a man, there's no way you can be in women's sports.

Duchess:

There's no way.

John Domingo:

And speaking of looking like a man, Whoopi Goldberg on the View the other day said, you know, there's only about a hundred transgender people in sports in the country.

John Domingo:

And I'm like, okay, how many?

John Domingo:

How many do you need?

John Domingo:

Are we supposed to let them do it?

John Domingo:

Because I think it was in New Jersey, a dude in a skirt was playing field hockey, and he hit the ball, and it knocked the girl's teeth out.

John Domingo:

All of her teeth out.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

There's another girl.

Duchess:

You could get.

Duchess:

You could.

Duchess:

That could happen.

Duchess:

But, yeah, okay.

Duchess:

But, yeah, he's in.

Duchess:

But he's infinitely stronger.

John Domingo:

Yes.

John Domingo:

It was like a rocket.

John Domingo:

Oh, my God.

John Domingo:

When you hurt, you could hear it.

John Domingo:

It just make you sick to your stomach.

John Domingo:

See, look at you.

John Domingo:

You already covered your mouth.

John Domingo:

My poor Chiclets.

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

I can't imagine.

John Domingo:

There was Chiclets all over the field.

John Domingo:

And another guy spiked a volleyball and hit a girl in the head.

John Domingo:

And she's paralyzed.

John Domingo:

She can't feel, like, half her arm or something like that.

Duchess:

But that's fair.

Duchess:

That's fair.

John Domingo:

Yes.

Duchess:

And then you have.

Duchess:

And then you have that swimmer.

Duchess:

What's his face?

John Domingo:

Oh, Leah Thomas.

John Domingo:

Or what was his.

John Domingo:

What was his real name?

Duchess:

Leah?

Duchess:

I don't know.

Duchess:

Dude.

Duchess:

Dude, whatever.

John Domingo:

Leah Thomas.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

He's massively bigger than, like, you see all the swimmers and then him, like, a foot taller.

John Domingo:

I think his name is William.

Duchess:

Standing next to.

Duchess:

Yeah, it's like standing next to Michael Phelps.

Duchess:

It's ridiculous.

Duchess:

He's got a wingspan.

Duchess:

He's got a shoulder span.

Duchess:

He's got muscles that women can't compete with.

Duchess:

That's why there's women's sports and then there's men's sports.

Duchess:

And just because you want to be a woman, that doesn't mean you are, like, you are physically different.

Duchess:

You're just.

Duchess:

That's just the way it is.

Duchess:

That's science.

Duchess:

I know people don't like science, but you are physically stronger.

Duchess:

You're completely different.

Duchess:

Skeleton.

Duchess:

That's how they identify skeletons when they dig up these bodies by the shape of them.

Duchess:

Yeah, the skeletons, they can see it.

Duchess:

Sorry.

John Domingo:

No, I mean, yeah.

John Domingo:

So autogynephilia.

John Domingo:

That's the difference.

John Domingo:

And I didn't realize that.

Duchess:

Look it up.

John Domingo:

I knew something was like, in other words, I didn't know there was a name for it.

John Domingo:

There's transgender people that are actually transgender and.

John Domingo:

All right, so let's get back to what's her name?

Duchess:

Right.

John Domingo:

Sarah McBride.

Duchess:

Dial it back.

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

All right, so, yeah, because you get people like this now, I can't tell if this is transgender or not, but you get this.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Work.

Duchess:

I'm at drop off an order, and my diary's getting kind of full right now, so I might need a change really soon.

Duchess:

But it is very discreet.

Duchess:

Check out my last video for the discreet outfits.

Speaker C:

Video.

John Domingo:

Video.

Duchess:

But my diaper is getting a little full right now.

John Domingo:

That.

John Domingo:

That right there.

Duchess:

Wait, what?

Duchess:

Why?

Duchess:

Why was.

John Domingo:

All right, so he's out delivering food.

John Domingo:

This brings.

Duchess:

Wearing a diaper.

John Domingo:

Brings your pizza to your house wearing a diaper.

Duchess:

I don't even like people coming to my house.

Duchess:

Delivery service in general, Amazon order.

John Domingo:

And he can't speak, and he just.

Duchess:

Whips up his dress, Right?

John Domingo:

He's got his pants, which is a strange phrase.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

And a diaper.

John Domingo:

Sparky says, I ain't eating that pizza.

John Domingo:

I ain't doing that.

Duchess:

Can you imagine, like, that, that that person comes up to your door, hands you your food?

Duchess:

No, I don't.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

If that dude walked up.

Duchess:

That's why you don't do that.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

I.

John Domingo:

I just.

Duchess:

Again, was he lisping on purpose or was that, like.

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

I think he has a problem with it.

John Domingo:

I think maybe he took too many dicks to the mouth before he got.

John Domingo:

Before he did this.

John Domingo:

I'm not 100% sure.

Duchess:

It sounded like he had a speech impediment or something.

John Domingo:

Yeah, a little bit.

John Domingo:

Maybe a little bit.

Duchess:

Podcast secret professionals wear diapers.

John Domingo:

So through all that, right?

John Domingo:

So now this.

John Domingo:

Poor Sarah, all she did was she was elected to go to Congress.

John Domingo:

So this is her statement.

John Domingo:

We've talked about everybody else.

John Domingo:

Everybody else that's all upset about this, so let's actually hear from her.

John Domingo:

Here's our statement.

John Domingo:

I'm not here to fight about bathrooms.

John Domingo:

I'm here to fight for Delawareans and to bring down the cost facing families.

John Domingo:

Like all members, I will follow the rules outlined by Speaker Johnson, even if I disagree with them.

John Domingo:

This effort to distract from the real issues facing this country hasn't distracted me over the past several days.

John Domingo:

I've remained hard at work preparing to represent the greatest state in the union come January in serving in the 119th Congress.

John Domingo:

It will be an honor of the lifetime.

John Domingo:

And I continue to look forward to getting to know my future colleagues on both sides of the aisle.

John Domingo:

Each of us were sent here because voters saw something in us that they value.

John Domingo:

I have loved getting to see those qualities in future colleagues that I've met.

John Domingo:

And I look forward to seeing those qualities in every member come January.

John Domingo:

I hope all my colleagues will seek to do the same with me.

Duchess:

Now, for God's sake, she's been the most gracious at all of it.

Duchess:

Fine.

Duchess:

Good.

Duchess:

Problem solved.

Duchess:

God, move on.

John Domingo:

Yeah, she's just like, yeah, you know what?

John Domingo:

I'll piss in my office.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

I'll problem solve.

Duchess:

If that's what the boss guy says.

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

So all this.

Duchess:

Well, replying it as Sarah, so.

Duchess:

But yes.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

So I mean, all that shit.

Duchess:

And that's the response.

John Domingo:

Yes.

John Domingo:

So your buddy dropped out of the race or not the race he pulls out.

John Domingo:

Matt Gaetz is now not.

Duchess:

Matt Gates has a strong pullout game, apparently.

Duchess:

So.

John Domingo:

Yes.

John Domingo:

You want to read this?

Duchess:

Sure.

Duchess:

I had excellent meetings with senators yesterday.

Duchess:

I appreciate their thoughtful feedback and the incredible support of so many.

Duchess:

While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump Vance transition team.

Duchess:

I guess there is no time to waste on a needlessly was it protracted Washington scuffle.

Duchess:

Thus, I'll be withdrawing my name from consideration to serve as Attorney General.

Duchess:

Trump's DOJ must be in place and ready on day one.

Duchess:

I remain fully committed to see that Donald J.

Duchess:

Trump is the most successful president in history.

Duchess:

I will forever be honored that President Trump nominated me to lead the Department of Justice.

Duchess:

And I'm certain he will save America.

John Domingo:

Fantastic.

Duchess:

And he popped that dick right back out of his mouth.

Duchess:

Put it back in Trump's pants.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

And then Donald Trump.

John Domingo:

Donald Trump also made a statement.

John Domingo:

Would you like to read that?

Duchess:

Sure.

Duchess:

I greatly appreciate.

John Domingo:

No, no, no, no.

Duchess:

Recent.

John Domingo:

As Donald Trump.

Duchess:

No, I'm not.

Duchess:

I can't read it.

Duchess:

As Donald Trump.

John Domingo:

Come on, you can't do that.

John Domingo:

You could do it.

Duchess:

All right, I'll, I'll try.

Duchess:

All right.

Duchess:

I greatly appreciate the recent efforts of Matt Gaetz in seeking approval to be the Attorney General.

Duchess:

He was doing well, very well.

Duchess:

But at the same time did not want to be a distraction for the administration for which he has much respect.

Duchess:

So much respect.

Duchess:

Matt has a wonderful future, and I look forward to watching all the great things he will do.

John Domingo:

There we go.

John Domingo:

Atta girl.

John Domingo:

Look at you.

John Domingo:

I couldn't wait to put that one up because I knew, I said.

John Domingo:

I knew you were going to say, okay, I'll read that.

John Domingo:

And then I said, trump.

John Domingo:

Excellent job.

John Domingo:

Nice job.

Duchess:

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

John Domingo:

But the best part of everything was the fact that Sonny Hostin was talking about this bitch and she had to apologize for this.

John Domingo:

And then the motherfucker pulled out.

John Domingo:

And I'm so much here, I'm here for it.

Duchess:

You know, his campaign was his contingent, was laughing their ass off.

Duchess:

All right, he's gonna drop.

John Domingo:

Here's Sonny talking about it, and then like five minutes later, she had to do the retraction.

John Domingo:

The look on her face, they got her so fast.

John Domingo:

They slapped that down so good.

John Domingo:

Here we go.

Speaker D:

How could you nominate someone with allegations of child trafficking across or trafficking across state lines and having sex with a 17 year old?

Speaker D:

My understanding.

Speaker D:

Further on in the interview, they discussed the fact that once he finds out that she's 17, he stops having sex with her.

John Domingo:

Sonny.

John Domingo:

All right, hang on one second.

John Domingo:

She's a lawyer, right?

John Domingo:

Don't she know what you can say and what you can't say?

Duchess:

She doesn't care.

Duchess:

She gets away with it.

Duchess:

That's why.

Duchess:

Because she gets away with that all the time.

Duchess:

Well, not this time.

John Domingo:

I'm sorry.

John Domingo:

People that are listening in, is that audio podcast.

John Domingo:

You aren't going to get the delicious, resting bitch face that Sunny Hasa does when she reads this statement.

Duchess:

Well, what happened was she got the attorneys, right?

Duchess:

The abc, like, they went to commercial and I guess and they came back and they immediately said, you have to read this.

John Domingo:

Here we go.

Duchess:

Because of her allegations.

John Domingo:

You have a legal note?

Speaker D:

I do have a legal note.

Speaker D:

Thank you, Whoopi.

Duchess:

Thank you.

Speaker D:

Matt Gates has long denied all allegations, calling the claims, quote, invented and saying in a statement to ABC News that this false smear following a three year criminal investigation should be viewed with great skepticism.

Speaker D:

That doj Investigation was closed.

Speaker D:

Closed with no charges being brought.

Duchess:

We'll be right back.

Duchess:

She was so mad she had to read that.

John Domingo:

All right.

Duchess:

And I mean, the legal team jumped on that very quickly.

John Domingo:

I understand that.

John Domingo:

But, you know, let's, let's put it in, you know, in context.

John Domingo:

He apparently did do this.

John Domingo:

Allegedly.

John Domingo:

Oh, yeah, let's use allegedly.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I'm not reading an apology.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

Where is it?

John Domingo:

So I'm trying to see where the.

John Domingo:

I have an article here.

John Domingo:

I think it's.

John Domingo:

Why did he withdraw?

John Domingo:

Look at Trump's cabinet, key roles.

John Domingo:

Gates was already struggling to find support within the Senate, which evaluates confirms.

John Domingo:

He wouldn't have gotten.

John Domingo:

It would have been embarrassing for him.

John Domingo:

He wouldn't got confirmed.

John Domingo:

He wouldn't got confirmed.

John Domingo:

So that's why he dropped out.

John Domingo:

And.

John Domingo:

But it's just so funny that he actually did do that.

John Domingo:

And to me, the best part was he had to.

John Domingo:

He got sunny.

John Domingo:

Have to read that fucking retraction.

John Domingo:

Which.

Duchess:

Oh, just the fact it happened so quickly, so very quickly was.

Duchess:

I mean, I don't know why all, like you said, like, someone had, oh, Boomer Bob says, when did the views start caring about facts?

Duchess:

So someone in legal was paying attention and was probably like, oh, you can't say that.

Duchess:

So.

Duchess:

But I heard there was, there was something drafted and sent over, so I don't know if they.

Duchess:

I don't know how that happened so quickly, but I'm, I'm, I super enjoyed the sour look on her face because she is such a smug bitch.

John Domingo:

Boomer Prop says Trump should pick Judge Joe Brown.

John Domingo:

Now, that would be fantastic.

John Domingo:

I would love that.

John Domingo:

Yeah, I would love Mike.

Duchess:

Mike Pelarito says she read that, like an easy apology.

John Domingo:

Eric Zane, how many times do you know that he had to apologize?

Duchess:

He never cared.

Duchess:

He, he, he clearly said, anytime they made me apologize, I never meant it.

Duchess:

Of course that's exactly what she did.

Duchess:

That's why when they handed it to her, you know, she was like, thank you, hubby.

Duchess:

And like, just went deadpan, expressionless.

Duchess:

Like, she may as well have just, like, n.

Duchess:

Like she could have just made faces and, like, wind her way through it, like, almost.

Duchess:

That was kind of weird.

John Domingo:

Budwegger says he picked Pam Bondi.

John Domingo:

Bondi.

John Domingo:

She's the AG for Florida.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

All right.

Duchess:

Obviously, he's another, another misogynist.

Duchess:

Misogynistic choice for picking women, you know, Although I don't know that Linda McMahon.

Duchess:

I'm not sure about that one.

John Domingo:

You don't like her?

John Domingo:

What, just because she used to bang.

Duchess:

Vince, I don't care that she banged.

Duchess:

Everybody's banged somebody.

Duchess:

I don't care about that.

Duchess:

It's just the fact the only video I've seen of her is her getting like suplexed by some wrestler or something.

Duchess:

Like.

John Domingo:

It's just Gobblehead says Duchess, stunning as always.

John Domingo:

Jamingo bald.

John Domingo:

Google bald.

Duchess:

That's Google head, please.

Duchess:

Thank you.

John Domingo:

What is it?

John Domingo:

Is it.

John Domingo:

No, it's Gobble.

John Domingo:

Right.

Duchess:

Gooble.

John Domingo:

Gooble.

Duchess:

No.

Duchess:

Gobble.

Duchess:

How do you spell gobble?

John Domingo:

How do you spell G?

John Domingo:

O, B B?

John Domingo:

Gobble.

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

I don't care.

Duchess:

That's G, O, O.

Duchess:

So it's Google.

John Domingo:

Oh.

Duchess:

Oh, I hope.

John Domingo:

All right, so Gobblehead said, listen, you call me Bob.

John Domingo:

You call.

John Domingo:

I'm sorry, you call me Bob, that's even worse.

John Domingo:

But if you call me bald, I'm calling you Gobblehead.

John Domingo:

Just saying.

John Domingo:

All right, where was I?

John Domingo:

You know something, if he's into young girls, he should just go to Afghanistan.

John Domingo:

Because over at Afghanistan.

John Domingo:

I'm sorry, Duchess is over here doing visual bits.

Duchess:

Sorry, my.

John Domingo:

With her Steelers pillow towel.

Duchess:

I did.

John Domingo:

Or pillow.

John Domingo:

Whatever.

John Domingo:

Football.

Duchess:

It's just a pillow.

Duchess:

It's just a Steelers pillow.

John Domingo:

So you can get a nice nine year old wife over there for just 2,000.

John Domingo:

Hey, tampon.

John Domingo:

Tom.

John Domingo:

Professor Tom, this might be for you.

Duchess:

Pawana, who dreams of going to school and becoming a teacher, applies makeup, a favorite pastime for little girls.

Duchess:

But Pawana knows she is preparing for what awaits her.

Duchess:

My father has sold me because we don't have bread, rice and flour.

Duchess:

He has sold me to an old man.

Duchess:

The white bearded man, who claims he's 55 years old, comes to collect her.

Duchess:

Ah, that's like her grandfather.

John Domingo:

55 years old, buys a 9 year old for $2,000 piece of.

John Domingo:

You don't think.

John Domingo:

Listen, I'm saying for a nine year old you could probably get ten grand.

John Domingo:

No.

Duchess:

Oh my God.

John Domingo:

I'm just saying it's not like he's trying to buy like a 20 year old.

Duchess:

Yeah, that 20 year old's old.

Duchess:

He doesn't want an old used up.

John Domingo:

Right.

Duchess:

He's bought Pawna for 200,000 afghanis.

Duchess:

Just over US$2,000 covered up.

Duchess:

Pawna whimpers as her mother holds her.

Duchess:

This is your bride.

Duchess:

Please take care of her, says Paana's father.

John Domingo:

Oh, I'm going to take care of her all right.

John Domingo:

Soon as I get her out of here, I'm going to take care of her good.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Over there.

Duchess:

I'm so not happy with this article, this is so gross.

John Domingo:

This is what we fought the 20 year war for.

Duchess:

I know that you.

Duchess:

Look, the culture in this country, in that country is not going to change.

John Domingo:

I know.

Duchess:

Just not.

Duchess:

They're.

Duchess:

It's despicable.

Duchess:

They treat women and children like trash.

John Domingo:

And she starts.

John Domingo:

I'm not going to play.

John Domingo:

The rest of the kid starts crying and as they take her outside, the guy's got her by the arm and he's pulling her and she's crying and trying to get back to her mother.

Duchess:

I can't.

Duchess:

I can't.

Duchess:

I.

Duchess:

I have no words.

Duchess:

Wow.

Duchess:

I have all the words, but I can't.

John Domingo:

I.

John Domingo:

Mike says I'll take care of her.

John Domingo:

I'll check her temperature as soon as I get home.

John Domingo:

Bob wants to call the guy about her extended warranty.

John Domingo:

Did he get the extended warranty?

Duchess:

Yeah, yeah.

Duchess:

When she turns 11, you can throw away or you're going to upgrade.

John Domingo:

I know, I know that's disgusting.

John Domingo:

But it's legal there.

John Domingo:

You know what I'm saying?

John Domingo:

It's legal there.

John Domingo:

I don't understand how they do that kind of shit because I wish.

John Domingo:

I gotta go back.

Duchess:

So gross.

Duchess:

It's so horrifying to think of like that's what these disgusting men.

Duchess:

Sorry, guys.

Duchess:

That's disgusting that you want to.

Duchess:

You want to pluck out a nine year old and you're gonna just destroy her life.

Duchess:

That poor kid at nine is ruined.

Duchess:

Ruined.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

What do you live for at that?

Duchess:

What do you live for after that?

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

She's probably going to be pregnant at like 12.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Horrible design.

Duchess:

Says wood chipper.

Duchess:

Absolutely.

John Domingo:

Wood chipper.

Duchess:

Slowly.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

A little bit at a time.

John Domingo:

Just.

John Domingo:

Just feed them in a little bit at a time.

John Domingo:

Absolutely.

Duchess:

That's disgusting.

John Domingo:

Dean says now you need to sing that song from Eric Clapton.

John Domingo:

Like when his son fell out the window.

John Domingo:

That unfortunate little chap.

Duchess:

Gross.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

All right, let's see if we could cheer you up a little bit.

John Domingo:

The moment a dad defends predator daughter 23 after she allegedly poses as a teen to molest a middle schooler.

Duchess:

Oh, good.

Duchess:

Another cheering story.

John Domingo:

Florida father was caught on camera defending his 24 year old Predator daughter after she was accused of preying on and molesting a middle school aged boy.

John Domingo:

Insisting.

John Domingo:

Let me give you.

John Domingo:

Hang on one second.

John Domingo:

Let me just do one little thing here so we can.

Duchess:

Winner, Florida woman.

Duchess:

Yeah, there you go.

Duchess:

What is it with Florida, you guys?

John Domingo:

I don't know.

John Domingo:

Not for nothing, creepy Alyssa Zinger of Tampa was arrested on a slew of sex charges.

John Domingo:

Last November, Slew.

Duchess:

Nice.

John Domingo:

As police received a tip that she had allegedly posed online as a 14 year old girl to meet youngsters.

John Domingo:

When police first showed up at the family home to seize her devices, English dad had tried to claim that she was one who'd been.

John Domingo:

She was the one who had been taken advantage of.

John Domingo:

She got here.

John Domingo:

She is here in her little prison.

John Domingo:

You know, the oranges, New black.

Duchess:

She has the.

Duchess:

The mug shot of this young woman.

Duchess:

She has stone cold dead eyes.

Duchess:

Like she has psychopath eyes.

John Domingo:

All right, hang on.

John Domingo:

Well, as I go through the story in the chat, if you would, 1 to 10, what do you think?

John Domingo:

What is she?

John Domingo:

I'll give you my ruling after everybody.

John Domingo:

I don't want to influence the voting.

John Domingo:

All right, so the father says this is his quote.

John Domingo:

She got messed up with the wrong kid.

John Domingo:

You know, even though he's a lot younger.

John Domingo:

The father could be heard telling the officers she never been in trouble in her entire life.

John Domingo:

Nothing but.

John Domingo:

Nothing but.

John Domingo:

She met this kid.

John Domingo:

And even though he's young and that's why we're in this situation, she's never been in trouble in her entire life until she met him.

John Domingo:

And this kid's insane.

John Domingo:

The father continues.

John Domingo:

Like I said, my daughter's never been in trouble.

John Domingo:

This kid was 14 years old.

John Domingo:

He got girls into his house, videotaped them.

John Domingo:

He's making porn at 14.

John Domingo:

My daughter's 22.

John Domingo:

And she was a virgin till she was 21.

John Domingo:

Sure she was.

Duchess:

I don't know about that.

Duchess:

Sure you thought she.

Duchess:

First of all, how would any dad know that?

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

I took care of it.

John Domingo:

The dad also says that his beautiful young daughter had a lot of mental issues.

John Domingo:

No shit.

Duchess:

You think?

Duchess:

Holy crap.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

They said that she was engaged in at least 30 sexual acts with at least one middle schooler between the ages of 12 and 15, as well as sending illicit videos to others.

John Domingo:

To several others.

John Domingo:

She allegedly communicated with her victims through Snapchat.

John Domingo:

See, they think that Snapchat goes away, but kids can record.

Duchess:

Doesn't go away.

Duchess:

It doesn't go away, but it goes.

Duchess:

But Snapchat has it.

Duchess:

Like it stays in their database.

John Domingo:

Yes.

John Domingo:

It's crazy.

Duchess:

All right, so she's a psychopath too.

Duchess:

So only one person weighed in on what they thought she was.

John Domingo:

Really?

John Domingo:

I didn't see it.

John Domingo:

I was waiting for seven.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

Mike likes it dangerous.

John Domingo:

Sparky.

John Domingo:

All right, I get it.

John Domingo:

There's just one other thing.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

I want to ask you.

John Domingo:

There's a little quiz here for you, duchess.

John Domingo:

All right.

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Hope I get to this fast.

Duchess:

We're asking people if they'd rather have.

John Domingo:

A Taylor Swift concert ticket or one bitcoin.

John Domingo:

All right, Duchess, we're going to offer you either Taylor Swift tickets.

John Domingo:

Two or one bitcoin.

John Domingo:

What do you pick?

Duchess:

Bitcoin.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Why would you pick the bitcoin?

Duchess:

Because I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift.

Duchess:

I could probably sell them, I suppose, but I think bitcoin.

Duchess:

I could.

John Domingo:

What do you think is worth more?

John Domingo:

Two Taylor Swift tickets or bitcoin?

John Domingo:

One bitcoin.

Duchess:

Oh, one bitcoin.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Do you know how much they are?

Duchess:

No, but I know I had seen that they were.

Duchess:

It was crazy, like, because you can buy.

Duchess:

Like, I'm.

Duchess:

I'm not familiar with how it all works because I can't afford any of it, but I saw that it was very high, like, the price.

John Domingo:

Joaquin Synthetic says bitcoin is like 90,000 right now.

Duchess:

Awesome.

John Domingo:

All right, let's see how the ladies.

Duchess:

Do a whole bitcoin.

Duchess:

Because you can buy pieces of it, right?

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

Yeah, but they were going to give you one bitcoin or not.

Duchess:

Take it one.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Taylor Swift.

John Domingo:

I think they said ticket, not even tickets.

John Domingo:

All right, here we go.

Duchess:

It says a ticket.

Duchess:

Yeah, right.

John Domingo:

What will a lady say?

John Domingo:

Here we go.

John Domingo:

Taylor Swift ticket.

Duchess:

Oh, my God.

John Domingo:

A bitcoin.

John Domingo:

Guaranteed.

John Domingo:

I'll have to take the bitcoin on that one.

John Domingo:

Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift ticket.

John Domingo:

I would rather have one bitcoin for me.

John Domingo:

One bitcoin.

John Domingo:

Taylor ticket.

Duchess:

Definitely Taylor bitcoin.

Duchess:

Bitcoin.

John Domingo:

Would rather have one bitcoin.

John Domingo:

I can buy Taylor Swift a song to perform live at my birthday for 90 grand.

Duchess:

Taylor Swift tickets.

Duchess:

I already have a ticket, so I'll take the bitcoin.

Duchess:

Taylor Swift tickets, Taylor Swift ticket.

Duchess:

It depends on where it is.

Duchess:

If it's floor seats, but if not, the bitcoin, a Taylor Swift ticket.

John Domingo:

Bitcoin.

John Domingo:

That's hard.

John Domingo:

I think a bitcoin, though.

Duchess:

Taylor Swift ticket.

Duchess:

I don't know.

Speaker F:

Choose tail.

John Domingo:

Taylor Swift ticket.

Duchess:

Taylor Swift ticket.

Duchess:

There is ticket in US dollars.

John Domingo:

It's around $90,000.

John Domingo:

Wow, that's.

John Domingo:

That's crazy.

John Domingo:

I didn't know that.

John Domingo:

But still, I would still choose Taylor.

John Domingo:

Over $90,000.

Duchess:

Oh, my God, you're stupid.

Duchess:

Oh, it's worth 90,000.

Duchess:

Einstein tank the Taylor Swift ticket.

Duchess:

You wouldn't if somebody had $90,000 in cash.

Duchess:

Or Taylor Swift ticket.

John Domingo:

Bruce says right now, one bitcoin is worth $97,000.

John Domingo:

Hey, you know something?

John Domingo:

I got a question.

Duchess:

I chose wisely.

John Domingo:

Yeah, I'M serious about this.

John Domingo:

You know, bitcoin, it's just a thing in the computer, right?

John Domingo:

And all of a sudden you've got all your bitcoin and you get hit with an emp, which could very well happen because with all this nuclear shit going on, and then all of a sudden, all your bitcoin's gone.

John Domingo:

Now what?

John Domingo:

Now what the fuck happened?

John Domingo:

Like, right now, if I had bitcoin, I'd be selling it.

John Domingo:

I'd be selling it for cash.

John Domingo:

Cash money.

John Domingo:

Right now, to be quite.

Duchess:

I think, at this.

Duchess:

At this time.

Duchess:

Yeah, I would sell if.

Duchess:

Well, assuming I had, we'll say several bitcoins, you at least offload a couple.

Duchess:

One or two of them.

Duchess:

And.

Duchess:

And Cat, look, cash is king at this point.

Duchess:

If we got no Internet, no world, you know, you can be like, I have imaginary money.

Duchess:

And people can be like, get the out of here.

John Domingo:

In this computer right here, there's like, seven bitcoins.

Duchess:

Here's my laptop.

John Domingo:

Yeah, it's.

John Domingo:

It's fried.

Duchess:

I can't power it up, and I have no Internet to access it, but it's in there.

John Domingo:

I think Bruce is into bitcoin.

John Domingo:

Seriously, Bruce?

Duchess:

I mean, are you going to have a guest on.

Duchess:

He's going to have a guest on that talks about bitcoin.

Duchess:

So I'm actually.

John Domingo:

I understand that I used to edit a podcast that was a bitcoin podcast.

John Domingo:

And when I.

John Domingo:

When I was editing it, Bitcoin was $1,200 of Bitcoin.

John Domingo:

And the guy said to me, how about I pay you in bitcoin?

John Domingo:

And I went, no, I think I'll have the real money.

John Domingo:

And probably by the time I got done, I probably would had, like, three bitcoins, which, like, right now is all worth, like, what, $275,000?

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Oh, here we go.

John Domingo:

Your money's already imaginary.

John Domingo:

You're right.

John Domingo:

Because in jail, you're not wrong.

John Domingo:

There are some people in prison that they pay.

John Domingo:

They use packets of mackerel as money, and the fresh mackerel is worth more than the other macro fish.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Like, you know, they actually pay you in fish, right?

John Domingo:

So, like, say one packet of mackerel is worth, like, a carton of cigarettes.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

But if it's fresh mackerel, it's.

John Domingo:

Yeah, they don't use it to eat.

John Domingo:

They'll never eat it.

John Domingo:

They just use it as money.

John Domingo:

It doesn't matter.

John Domingo:

You could use, like, a fish.

John Domingo:

This pen is worth whatever you make it worth.

John Domingo:

Money is 16 mackerel.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I Know, whatever you want.

Duchess:

It's whatever your barter system works out to be, you know, because essentially, that's what money is.

Duchess:

It's your barter.

Duchess:

You know, I need.

Duchess:

I need 15 of these paper things so you can get, you know, four of these clothing things.

Duchess:

You know, that type of stuff.

Duchess:

So.

Duchess:

Ew.

Duchess:

It's crazy.

John Domingo:

You ready for the next one?

Duchess:

I am.

Duchess:

Bring it on.

Duchess:

I'm from Jersey.

Duchess:

I ain't scared.

John Domingo:

I know.

John Domingo:

Jersey, baby.

Duchess:

Jersey, baby.

John Domingo:

Juicy Smollet, conviction for racist homophobic attack hoax in stunning reversal.

Duchess:

Shocking.

John Domingo:

Wait a minute.

John Domingo:

How.

John Domingo:

irst of all, this happened in:

John Domingo:

How is he?

John Domingo:

Is he in.

John Domingo:

See, I couldn't find out.

John Domingo:

Is he actually in jail now?

John Domingo:

And are they letting him out?

Duchess:

Yeah, he's locked.

Duchess:

He's out.

Duchess:

He's done.

John Domingo:

He's out now.

John Domingo:

But was he in jail?

John Domingo:

Like, did he do time?

Duchess:

I think he was.

Duchess:

I think they had him in jail.

John Domingo:

Small, who was black and gay, claimed two men in Make America great hats assaulted.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

the dead of Night in January:

Duchess:

They just happened to work on the same TV show as I did.

Duchess:

They just had, like.

Duchess:

There's so many Coinka Dinks with that, and it's just like, the cops are like, okay, that.

Duchess:

That.

Duchess:

That lines up.

Duchess:

You're.

Duchess:

You're full of.

John Domingo:

I mean, they could have been stupider.

John Domingo:

They had the guys buying the red.

Duchess:

How would you do that?

John Domingo:

The rope and everything.

John Domingo:

They had them on camera doing it with a check from Jesse that said in the.

John Domingo:

In the memo thing 4.

Duchess:

Fake used to beat me up for fake.

Duchess:

Maybe he was paid by Kamala Harrison and Joe Biden.

John Domingo:

Police said that Juicy admitted to them that he had plotted the hoax because he was unhappy with his Empire salary, which was at $100,000 per episode.

John Domingo:

Now, those episodes, there was 20, 22 episodes a season.

John Domingo:

So just do the math.

John Domingo:

And he said he wasn't happy with that.

Duchess:

Well, I'm not getting.

John Domingo:

I'm not getting enough money.

Duchess:

It's Donald Trump's fault.

John Domingo:

So I can't.

John Domingo:

Somewhere.

John Domingo:

I was trying to find this, and I cannot find where.

John Domingo:

Now, here's my issue with this, okay?

John Domingo:

He did.

John Domingo:

He planned a hoax, okay?

John Domingo:

They found out it cost him.

John Domingo:

That cost the city of Chicago $130,000 to do the investigation.

John Domingo:

Yeah, you pay the damages.

John Domingo:

You pay a fine, and you do community.

John Domingo:

There's no sense in putting him in jail for that.

John Domingo:

I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.

Duchess:

I thought.

Duchess:

For some reason, I thought he was in jail.

Duchess:

I could be absolutely correct.

Duchess:

But who Knows.

Duchess:

Okay, let's see here.

John Domingo:

Got anything else going on that you're looking at?

Duchess:

I'd gotten a message regarding the chick that was suing the salon.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

The name of the predator is Jessica.

John Domingo:

Yeah, it was in the article.

John Domingo:

I didn't say it because.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Oh, okay.

Duchess:

Well, I won't say it either, but thank you, Jay.

John Domingo:

There you go.

John Domingo:

All right.

John Domingo:

You've been married a long time, so you've never had to go through.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

You've never had to go through, like, online dating or use a dating app.

John Domingo:

Dating app.

Duchess:

No.

John Domingo:

And guys.

John Domingo:

There's a difference between guys and girls when they're using a dating app.

John Domingo:

Like, a guy might get, like, one or two or three people to respond.

John Domingo:

Girls, they're just.

John Domingo:

Guys are just throwing dick at girls.

John Domingo:

Just.

John Domingo:

Yeah, it's constant.

Duchess:

I, I, I can say I'm not on the dating circuit, but thanks for sending them, guys.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

John Domingo:

I didn't know Duchess was getting dick pics.

John Domingo:

I, I had no idea.

Duchess:

I've gotten.

Duchess:

I've gotten a couple.

Duchess:

Yeah, thanks, guys.

Duchess:

I'm good.

Duchess:

I'm good now.

Duchess:

Thanks.

Duchess:

No more.

John Domingo:

Wait a minute.

John Domingo:

When did you get these?

John Domingo:

Did you get these a while ago?

John Domingo:

Not since you've been on the show?

Duchess:

No, I've actually gotten them before, but.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

It was active in the circuit, and apparently being a female on Twitter is enough.

John Domingo:

You want to get.

John Domingo:

You want to read that?

Duchess:

No.

John Domingo:

All right, I'll do it because you don't.

Duchess:

I don't even.

Duchess:

I can't read.

John Domingo:

It says Mike Pelarito.

John Domingo:

I googled her name.

John Domingo:

It's Ivana Yonkok.

John Domingo:

That's who's.

Duchess:

Oh.

Duchess:

Oh, my.

Duchess:

Gross.

Duchess:

I didn't even get that.

Duchess:

You read it, And I'm still like, what?

Duchess:

All right, thank you.

John Domingo:

So this one guy was complaining to his.

John Domingo:

To his friend who's a female that he couldn't get.

John Domingo:

He can't find one.

John Domingo:

He says, I can't find anyone to date.

John Domingo:

And she's like this, you're doing it wrong.

John Domingo:

Give me that phone.

John Domingo:

So she set up a profile with all his pictures and did all the writing and did everything, and she has a report.

John Domingo:

Here we go.

Speaker E:

So one of my guy friends gave me permission to make a hinge account for him because I was telling him how easy dating is with dating apps, and he was telling me that it's incredibly difficult.

Speaker E:

And I was like, pete, you must be doing something wrong.

Speaker E:

And he gave me permission to create an account for him and just run the account.

Speaker E:

I've been a virtual Boy, for three days and I've never felt this bad about myself.

Speaker E:

I feel like a freaking loser trying to get these girls to like me.

Speaker E:

And I'm starting to hate women because I'm like, when I say I, I mean Pete, because that's okay.

John Domingo:

So she's, she's like saying, look, listen, I am.

John Domingo:

Well, not me, Pete.

John Domingo:

So she's going to tell you know what, how good looking Pete.

Speaker E:

The account I'm using, Pete's about a six, but I'm so desperate, I'm liking the twos and the threes and even they won't like me back.

Speaker E:

Pete, which is a six.

Speaker E:

So what level of delusion has entered women's head?

Speaker E:

Heads.

Speaker E:

Like, what is going on?

Speaker E:

It is so difficult dating as a boy.

Speaker E:

I hate it.

Speaker E:

I'm on day three of being a boy and I hate women.

Speaker E:

And I'm depressed.

Speaker E:

More depressed than ever.

John Domingo:

It's not easy being a guy.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

Because she's pretty attractive.

John Domingo:

I would say she's a good 7.5.

John Domingo:

You know, Asian looks pretty good.

John Domingo:

And yeah, Sparky says she has no dating issues.

John Domingo:

Yeah, look at her.

John Domingo:

She's hot.

John Domingo:

I get it.

Duchess:

She's very pretty.

Duchess:

Yeah, she's pretty.

John Domingo:

You know.

John Domingo:

You know what she didn't do?

John Domingo:

She didn't date the six.

Duchess:

Yeah, she's.

Duchess:

Well, she's.

Duchess:

Because he's her friend.

Duchess:

So he's friend zoned.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

You know why?

John Domingo:

Because he's a six and she's not dating a six.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

So I, I think some, there are some women that definitely have very inflated sense of their selves.

Duchess:

And, and I'm all about like, you know, you rock, you know, you rock your confidence, girl.

Speaker E:

You go girl.

Duchess:

You know, but like, you know, there's more than just.

Duchess:

What, what was it the.

Duchess:

That someone accused me of like wanting the.

Duchess:

Because I didn't understand what it was is the, the car, the money, the, there's like the, like a group of four things.

Duchess:

What was it?

Duchess:

I, I don't, I don't know.

Duchess:

Someone brought it up in the comments a few episodes back.

Duchess:

But it's just like that women are looking for like, like six figure.

Duchess:

Oh, it was like the six rule or something.

Duchess:

Like six figures.

John Domingo:

Six, six foot tall, six figures.

John Domingo:

A six inch cop, something like that.

Duchess:

Something else.

John Domingo:

The three sixes.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Oh, there you go.

John Domingo:

The three sixes.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

And, and I, I don't know.

Duchess:

You can have all that, but if you can't talk to them or hang out or have fun, go out for drink, like if you just, you have to hit it off with people.

Duchess:

I think it's.

Duchess:

I think there's a lot to be said for like meeting people, meeting people online, it's not the same thing, but, but going out, like where do you go now?

Duchess:

What do you do?

Duchess:

You pick people up in bars.

Duchess:

Like it's.

Duchess:

You don't know who you're meeting.

Duchess:

So it's weird there too.

Duchess:

So I, I don't.

Duchess:

I feel sorry for people who are going through that.

Duchess:

That's.

Duchess:

Or it's.

Duchess:

It's probably very challenging.

Duchess:

Like you have to find in person things and just try to weed them out, I suppose.

John Domingo:

Okay, I get it.

Duchess:

No, that I can't.

Duchess:

I can't administer advice.

Duchess:

My advice is go find people.

Duchess:

Go do.

Duchess:

Find something that you like to do and go join stuff that are like that.

Duchess:

And then you'll find people, at least your people, who might know other people.

Duchess:

Like networking.

Duchess:

It's networking.

Duchess:

That's what you gotta do.

Duchess:

You have to network.

John Domingo:

-:

John Domingo:

Excuse me, I can't read because I'm trying to do two things at one time.

John Domingo:

All right, so we have.

John Domingo:

I went to the voicemail and we actually have some messages.

John Domingo:

So here we go.

John Domingo:

Wow, this is.

John Domingo:

We're not doing too well.

John Domingo:

Let's not get crazy.

John Domingo:

Hey, John, Josh here.

John Domingo:

I'm out shopping at the camping store.

John Domingo:

They have these five gallon porta potty shooters that would be an upgrade to the bucket.

John Domingo:

What color do you prefer?

John Domingo:

Honolulu Blue Falcon black or Buccaneer red?

John Domingo:

I would go with black.

John Domingo:

Here's the thing.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

Yeah, for me, see what's in it, but.

John Domingo:

Well, first of all, I don't shit a bucket unless I absolutely have to.

John Domingo:

And I've only shit in a bucket a couple of times.

John Domingo:

And it was on.

John Domingo:

It was years and years ago.

John Domingo:

But for me, I want a bucket that's white so I can see what the color is.

John Domingo:

Because I've had issues where I've had some.

John Domingo:

I've had.

John Domingo:

Remember the tea color pea that I had?

John Domingo:

You know, I had to go to the doctors for.

John Domingo:

Because I was passing that kidney stone.

John Domingo:

And I also want to check to see how, you know, how my water intake is.

John Domingo:

Whether it's like a dark yellow or like a lighter one, you know, So I would rather have.

Duchess:

What intake?

John Domingo:

Water.

Duchess:

Water.

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

What I say water.

Duchess:

Water.

John Domingo:

Water intake.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

Wooder.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

We also have this from last week's story.

John Domingo:

It says Susan Smith should be let free in A way.

John Domingo:

The way I see it is all she did was a late term abortion.

John Domingo:

She should be the new spokesperson person for Planned Parenthood.

Duchess:

Shame on you.

Duchess:

Shame on you.

Duchess:

Whoever left that.

John Domingo:

I don't think you know what it is.

John Domingo:

I don't think it's the fact that.

John Domingo:

Okay, I understand what he's saying.

John Domingo:

It's late term abortion, but it's the method.

John Domingo:

Like in other words, you just don't take a baby and just drown them.

John Domingo:

That's horrible.

John Domingo:

Puppies maybe, but never baby.

Duchess:

Oh my God.

Duchess:

Stop.

Duchess:

Don't drown anything again.

Duchess:

It's the.

Duchess:

It's the notion of.

Duchess:

It's very cold blooded and calculated when a father does it, and that's always horrifying.

Duchess:

But the fact that a mother, like someone who carries that baby and has that connection just.

Duchess:

Just to throw them away and kill them because.

Duchess:

Because of a guy or what she thought, you know, the guy would want, it's.

Duchess:

There's a special place in hell for her.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

John Domingo:

Right?

Duchess:

I'm not sorry.

John Domingo:

Her Bud v says it's the 2,920 day after kill.

Duchess:

Look, shake my d.

Duchess:

Shame on you too.

Duchess:

It's terrible.

John Domingo:

Speaking of Bud Vugger.

John Domingo:

Bud Vugger sent in a voicemail.

John Domingo:

Would you like to hear it?

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

You sure you want to hear this now?

Duchess:

Yes.

John Domingo:

Okay.

John Domingo:

Just letting you know that you.

John Domingo:

This might be a topic that you're not really wanting to talk about.

Duchess:

Okay, here we go.

John Domingo:

I held it all the way to the end.

John Domingo:

Aren't you proud of me?

Duchess:

So proud.

Duchess:

There's a comment on your bucket.

John Domingo:

Oh, okay.

John Domingo:

Hold on.

John Domingo:

Let's go.

Duchess:

You managed to pull that right up.

John Domingo:

Dirk says weird too.

John Domingo:

When you realize we went from listening to a guy scrubbing his brother in law's asshole to a guy pissing brown puss.

John Domingo:

This is an upgrade.

Duchess:

That's why he wants the white bucket.

John Domingo:

It was just blood.

John Domingo:

It's passing the kidney stone.

John Domingo:

Can't a guy pass a kidney stone and get his balls.

John Domingo:

Not get his balls broken, for God's sake?

Duchess:

I think when you sent us pictures of it, you kind of eclipsed that.

John Domingo:

Too much of a share, was it?

Duchess:

Here's my.

Duchess:

Here's my jamingo tea.

Duchess:

If I think I remember that's what you called it.

John Domingo:

I think it was.

John Domingo:

I'm a funny guy.

John Domingo:

What do you want from me?

Duchess:

I'm a funny motherfucker.

Duchess:

Oh, me and my jamingo pee.

John Domingo:

I was watching a video the other day.

John Domingo:

I can't bring it up here because it's kind of violent.

John Domingo:

But I would like to talk about it because in a lot of these cities now, they're very dangerous.

John Domingo:

There's a lot of violence going on.

Duchess:

Yes.

John Domingo:

And they're run by Democrats.

John Domingo:

And you can't have a gun.

John Domingo:

Cannot have a gun.

John Domingo:

You can't carry one.

John Domingo:

Even if it's for self protection.

John Domingo:

If you shoot somebody and then like, what if you can't defend yourself?

John Domingo:

Like, look at the gentleman that was in New York that choked out that stupid Michael Jackson.

Duchess:

Daniel Penny.

John Domingo:

Daniel, he's in, you know, he's not in jail, but he's in trouble, Right?

John Domingo:

He's got money.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

I mean, don't get me wrong, there was a, there was a GoFundMe that's probably paying for a lot of his legal fees.

John Domingo:

But you know, he's still.

Duchess:

He was up to a million, I think, on that.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Can I, can I just say one thing based on that?

Duchess:

That the fact that Daniel Penny is in jail or is being held for trial for manslaughter, I guess, or aggravated or whatever the charges are for protecting people.

Duchess:

And then in the same.

Duchess:

And then today a report came out that the Alvin Braggs, the district attorney in New York, his assistant was attacked and beat up and robbed in New York City today by an illegal alien immigrant who was picked up several times and let go.

John Domingo:

Get what you pay for, right?

John Domingo:

You get what you pay for.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I mean, I'm sorry that person got injured.

Duchess:

I don't wish injury on them.

Duchess:

But it's like ironic that Penny is trying to save people from being attacked by this crazy homeless man and then he's being punished.

John Domingo:

Right.

Duchess:

Because it's that person, literally.

John Domingo:

Yeah, it's more about.

Duchess:

And it wasn't their first time.

Duchess:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

It's more about the criminals rights than.

Duchess:

It is about the non citizen.

Duchess:

A non citizen, you know.

John Domingo:

Okay, well, I know he was, he was.

John Domingo:

Oh no.

John Domingo:

The one that beat up the mayors or the mayor's.

Duchess:

No, the DA's, DA's assistant was an illegal.

John Domingo:

Well.

Duchess:

Who has been picked up several times.

Duchess:

Just perfect.

John Domingo:

So in this video there was three black women and they got into a huge fight and they're punching and pulling hair and everything.

John Domingo:

And a guy came in and I don't know if he was a boyfriend or a pimp or whatever, but he reached in and he pulled out a sock full of pennies or a sock with a brick or a bar of soap on it and he started swinging that thing.

John Domingo:

And I'll tell you what, those black chicks started to scatter.

John Domingo:

And I said that's what you need.

John Domingo:

Just carry like a long tube sock full of pennies or maybe like a half a brick or bar of soap or something.

John Domingo:

A couple rolls of quarters, something like that.

John Domingo:

And I would call it a Dump Chuck.

John Domingo:

A Dump Chuck.

John Domingo:

Where you would just take this thing and swing it around and whack them with this Dump Chuck.

Duchess:

A dump Chuck.

Duchess:

Like whack a mole with your.

John Domingo:

Yeah, like whack.

John Domingo:

Yeah.

John Domingo:

And just.

John Domingo:

I mean, this guy was like a ninja warrior, man.

John Domingo:

He was like.

John Domingo:

He switched swing this thing and then that lady would go down and he'd swing it a couple more times and hit another.

John Domingo:

Like he was.

John Domingo:

He was a man.

Duchess:

He was like doing nunchucks with it, like flipping it over his arm and his shoulder, just winging him around.

John Domingo:

He was a black belt.

Duchess:

Terrifying.

John Domingo:

He was a black belt of the Dump Chuck, I would say, and I really do believe that would be an amazing, amazing thing to have with you.

John Domingo:

It doesn't.

John Domingo:

Yeah, look, Sparky says a big nut on the end of a string does the same thing.

John Domingo:

Oh, that's got to be a big nut.

John Domingo:

Yeah, that's got to be a big nut.

John Domingo:

But yeah, same thing.

John Domingo:

Another Dump Chuck.

John Domingo:

It's.

Duchess:

There's different.

Duchess:

As long.

Duchess:

Just right.

Duchess:

That's all it needs.

Duchess:

You just need to like, just the.

John Domingo:

Right spot variations of the Dump Chuck.

John Domingo:

Bob says it's bonus if you use an old cum suck.

John Domingo:

Also works.

Duchess:

Disgusting.

John Domingo:

All right, everybody.

Duchess:

Mel.

John Domingo:

The smell, that's hideous.

Duchess:

Just.

Duchess:

Just exploding.

Duchess:

But.

John Domingo:

Oh, I'm sorry, we have another voicemail.

John Domingo:

I don't even this.

John Domingo:

I didn't get a chance to listen to this one.

John Domingo:

Here we go.

Duchess:

All right, we'll do it live.

Duchess:

Ah, Spark.

John Domingo:

Come on.

John Domingo:

Bulb in his mouth.

Duchess:

Oh, Sparky, nice to hear you.

John Domingo:

It's a good thing I have walrus thick skin that I don't get upset about these things.

John Domingo:

Mike says don't use a cum sock.

John Domingo:

Cum sock?

John Domingo:

That shit's like sandpaper.

Duchess:

Oh, well, I mean, if you're trying to chase people away.

John Domingo:

Thanks.

John Domingo:

You know, I think that's the first time I've ever heard Sparky speak.

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

That's awesome.

Duchess:

Thank you, Sparks.

John Domingo:

A lot.

John Domingo:

All right, next time.

Duchess:

It's time.

John Domingo:

Let me see if I can find it.

John Domingo:

Where did I put it?

John Domingo:

Here it is.

John Domingo:

Well before it was the:

John Domingo:

So I've changed the name of this segment to I'm walking here.

Duchess:

So I'm walking here.

John Domingo:

I'm walking here.

Duchess:

I love it.

John Domingo:

All right, here we go.

John Domingo:

And I would just like to say thanks to Mr.

John Domingo:

Decaf, because we made it.

John Domingo:

We made the:

John Domingo:

And:

John Domingo:

Thank you very much for it.

Duchess:

He's hauling.

John Domingo:

Right.

John Domingo:

Dutchess is:

Duchess:

Yep.

John Domingo:

I'll tell you what you guys are.

John Domingo:

I mean, we only have a month left.

John Domingo:

That's a lot to do in a month.

Duchess:

It is.

John Domingo:

Or you think you're going to make it?

Duchess:

I'm going to try.

Duchess:

I know you're going to try.

Duchess:

I have to step it up, so I have not done as much steps in the past couple weeks.

Duchess:

I've slowed down, so I think.

Duchess:

I don't think I'm going to.

Duchess:

But I'm going to try.

John Domingo:

Okay.

Duchess:

I'm not going to let it stop me.

John Domingo:

I mean, that is an amazing feat.

Duchess:

Focus.

John Domingo:

To be honest with you, Sparky says Duchess needs a new pair of shoes.

Duchess:

Oh, I like shoes.

Duchess:

I'll go for new shoes.

John Domingo:

And a piss bucket to cry for new shoes.

John Domingo:

So, yes, I did a great job.

John Domingo:

I did nothing.

John Domingo:

I just, I, you know, I just.

Duchess:

I basically, John attached himself to.

John Domingo:

Yeah, you would say that.

John Domingo:

I, I had a, Like, a substitute, like a.

John Domingo:

For, like, a pinch runner.

John Domingo:

I had a pinch walker that I used.

Duchess:

Pinch walker.

Duchess:

And he's Dragon, John.

John Domingo:

Dragon.

John Domingo:

Dragon.

John Domingo:

Dragon.

John Domingo:

Dragon.

Duchess:

I think it's been awesome, though.

Duchess:

I, I, It's.

Duchess:

It's definitely a fun challenge.

Duchess:

ext week or something for the:

Duchess:

The fun thing about you, you know, doing it through this particular challenge is, well, first of all, I'm all about the swag.

Duchess:

So I love, like, the metals and the little.

Duchess:

They give you, like, little bibs every time you get to your 100 miles, there's another bib and a shirt and all that.

Duchess:

But I.

Duchess:

And they have an app, so I can track everything on the app.

Duchess:

It's just like, it's just a night.

Duchess:

It was a really big challenge for me to do it this year, so I'm very happy I hit it.

Duchess:

But it was.

Duchess:

There were some days I'm like, I got it.

Duchess:

Mentally, it's tough because there's days I don't want to walk.

Duchess:

Like, I'm like, I don't want to do this.

Duchess:

And it's like, my goal is, like, minimum five miles a day.

Duchess:

And then some days I'm like, I have to walk, and I Can't go to bed.

Duchess:

In my head, I'm so wired up, I'm like, I got to hit at least five miles.

John Domingo:

Dean says, forest Duchess.

John Domingo:

I just decided to walk.

John Domingo:

And I kept walking and walking and walking.

Duchess:

I do.

Duchess:

Yep, I do.

John Domingo:

It's crazy.

Duchess:

Jason said, just pretend a horny Bruce is chasing you.

Duchess:

Okay.

John Domingo:

See, I told you.

John Domingo:

Line forms at the left, forms to the right.

John Domingo:

No, stop it.

John Domingo:

I'm telling you.

John Domingo:

For some reason, I cannot seem to get my ending song up.

Duchess:

Oh, yeah.

John Domingo:

Sitting here while you were talking, talking over here.

Duchess:

We're walking.

John Domingo:

I'm trying to figure out how to do that, but I'm.

John Domingo:

I'm looking at.

Duchess:

So we're.

Duchess:

We have a tight schedule.

Duchess:

Schedule tonight because my boys are playing at the 8:15 game and we're gonna beat the.

Duchess:

I hope out of the Cleveland Browns and send them back to scuzzy Ohio.

Duchess:

So while we're going to Ohio, they can just cry to themselves to sleep.

Duchess:

But it's going to be a big game, so we want to squish him.

John Domingo:

This thing must be opening.

John Domingo:

I must have this thing open seven times because I can't find it on my screen.

John Domingo:

It's got to be around here somewhere.

John Domingo:

I've been.

John Domingo:

Usually it goes up.

Duchess:

We're looking for.

John Domingo:

Son of a.

Duchess:

Did you find it?

John Domingo:

I did find it.

Duchess:

You did?

John Domingo:

I did find it.

John Domingo:

All right, Duchess, let's get out of here.

Duchess:

Am I up?

Duchess:

All right.

John Domingo:

Oh.

John Domingo:

First of all, we will be here Monday, but we will not be here Thursday because I have to go to Wawa and get a turkey bowl.

Duchess:

We.

Duchess:

You know, we're definitely not doing Thanksgiving here.

Duchess:

But I have some.

Duchess:

We have some.

Duchess:

We're gonna have some fun on Monday.

Duchess:

So show up for.

Duchess:

For some good time fun games.

Duchess:

Excellent.

Duchess:

All right, well, we're wrapping it up tonight, folks.

Duchess:

Make sure you follow us on x Facebook, Rumble, Twitch and YouTube.

Duchess:

You can view us on all those streaming platforms.

Duchess:

So loud.

John Domingo:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

Follow us on social.

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

That's okay.

Duchess:

Follow us on Facebook x insta and then you'll know us schedule.

Duchess:

Because everybody seems to think our schedule is.

John Domingo:

Over in.

Duchess:

All right, well, we're Monday and Thursday night at 6:30 Eastern.

Duchess:

Download our podcast.

Duchess:

Subscribe.

Duchess:

So stay updated on everything.

Duchess:

Of course, you can always call us or leave.

Duchess:

Send us a text 477 and you can always just find us on boomerbunker.com.

John Domingo:

All right, everybody happy?

John Domingo:

Go Steelers.

John Domingo:

Go Steelers.

Duchess:

And go Steelers.

John Domingo:

We will see you Monday.

Duchess:

That's right.

John Domingo:

Talk to you later.

Duchess:

Bye.

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John Jamingo, co-host of Boomer Bunker, is a character with a rich history of colorful stories, insightful opinions, and a fair share of rebellious antics. He brings a blend of humor, nostalgia, and directness to the podcast, often sharing personal anecdotes from his past that range from mischievous teenage exploits to his experiences as an elevator mechanic. Jamingo has a candid approach to discussing various topics, whether it’s debating societal issues or reacting to outrageous news stories. His willingness to confess to his past missteps, coupled with his straightforward demeanor, makes him relatable to many listeners. John often reflects on the contrasting generational behaviors and attitudes, bringing a bit of the 'old school' perspective to the show's dynamic exchanges with Duchess, the other host of Boomer Bunker.
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The Duchess, also known simply as Duchess, is one of the spirited hosts of the Boomer Bunker podcast. She is known for her engaging conversations, heartfelt anecdotes, and the occasional burst of emotion. Duchess brings a relatable touch to the show with stories from her personal life, adding both depth and humor to the episodes. A proponent of healthy habits, Duchess also shares her progress in the 2024 mileage quest, adding a motivational aspect to her role on the podcast. Her interactions with listeners and co-host John Jamingo create a dynamic that captivates the audience, making her an integral part of the Boomer Bunker's success.