Episode 274

Take Me To Your Turkey | Episode 274

Thanksgiving brings a lively discussion as the hosts share their thoughts on turkey and the holiday season, highlighting the culinary disappointments that can occur, such as undercooked turkey disasters and dry meats. 

Duchess recounts a memorable Thanksgiving mishap in which she had to dispose of an uncooked turkey before her shocked family, while Jamingo shares his turkey-related culinary challenges. The conversation then shifts to the topic of weight loss medications, with an emphasis on the impact of GLP-1 drugs like Ozempic and Mounjaro. These drugs have transformed the eating habits of many, leading to a significant decrease in fast food consumption among users. 

The hosts critique the fitness industry, particularly Jillian Michaels, and her controversial views on these drugs. They argue that sustainable weight loss and health should be the focus rather than judgment and unrealistic expectations. 

The episode explores the complexities of dieting, food culture, and the societal pressures surrounding weight loss through humor and personal anecdotes.

Takeaways:

  • The hosts discussed the controversial opinion that turkey is the worst meat, with Jamingo expressing a strong preference for chicken, beef, and lamb instead.
  • The Duchess shared a funny Thanksgiving story about serving undercooked turkey, which led to a chaotic dinner scenario with surprised guests.
  • The conversation highlighted the struggles and inconveniences of preparing a large Thanksgiving turkey, emphasizing the proper cooking challenges.
  • Jillian Michaels' harsh criticism of weight loss drugs like Ozempic sparked a discussion about body image and the pressures of societal expectations regarding weight loss.
  • The hosts shared personal experiences with weight loss medications, detailing how they impact cravings and eating habits for better or worse.
  • The episode concluded with a humorous take on potential alien invasions, blending current events with lighthearted banter about everyday challenges.

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another riveting episode of the Boomer Bunker, the podcast that tackles the tough topics, share some laughs, and dive headfirst into the sea of controversy.

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With no life jackets in sight, I'm thrilled to introduce your hosts, the dynamic duo who bring wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of candor.

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First up, she's the voice of reason with a dash of sass, always ready to call it like she sees it.

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The Duchess.

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And joining her, he's the no nonsense sidekick armed with bold opinions and a bald head that's ready to shine.

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John Jimingo.

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Together they'll navigate the latest headlines, dive into deep debates, and maybe even share a p Bucket anecdote or two.

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So buckle up and get ready for a conversation that's as lively as it is enlightening.

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Without further ado, here are Dutchess and Jamingo.

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Hey, here we are.

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Are we stuff decaded?

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Are we over Thanksgiving?

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I'm just going to say this right now.

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Turkey is the worst meat of ever.

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Of ever and ever and ever.

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In other words, I would rather have chicken, beef, lamb.

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Turkey sucks.

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It has no flavor.

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Most of the time it's dry.

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You've got a brine and this and that.

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It's a pain in the private parts.

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Duchess, my co host.

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How was your Thanksgiving?

Duchess:

It was very nice.

Duchess:

I didn't have to do a bit of work.

Duchess:

I just showed up, had dinner, helped clean up, and I left.

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That's nice.

Duchess:

It was really nice.

Duchess:

My daughter worked for three days prepping everything.

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Well, you know, as it should be.

Duchess:

She wanted to do it, so.

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Yeah, you it for 20 something years now, right?

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And now at least.

Duchess:

Yeah, yeah.

Duchess:

30, most likely.

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30 years.

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You've been doing this turkey dance for 30 years.

Duchess:

The turkey dance.

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What's the worst.

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What's the worst Thanksgiving you've ever had as far as food or something?

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Do you have one totally on me?

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I up the turkey.

Duchess:

I didn't.

Duchess:

I realized when I was cutting into it, it was not done, but all the food was on the table.

Duchess:

Like people were starting to eat.

Duchess:

I literally snatched everybody's turkey and literally turned around and threw it in the garbage.

Duchess:

It was just the four of us.

Duchess:

They were shot.

Duchess:

I can't even begin to tell you how shocked they were.

Duchess:

Just the look on their face.

Duchess:

I'm like, you can't eat this.

Duchess:

And we just ate signs.

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Couldn't you have just microwaved it?

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Wouldn't that have been a better no.

Duchess:

You can't microwave turt.

Duchess:

No.

Duchess:

When it's once.

Duchess:

I knew it wasn't cooked all the way in the middle.

Duchess:

I was like, no, it was gone.

Duchess:

Gone.

Duchess:

If I could have sailed it out the window, I would have.

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First of all, we used to get these 24 pound butter balls, all right.

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And it took forever to thaw them out.

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And sometimes if they weren't thawed out in the center, it would.

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You just couldn't get them to cook.

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So we had the same thing one time.

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So I go.

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I cut the.

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You know, because I carve it.

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I cut the breast out of it, the one half.

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And then I start to carve it.

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I'm like, oh.

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So I carved it, put it in the microwave for about four minutes.

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Rubber goddamn.

Duchess:

Enjoy the gravy.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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All I gotta do is get the temperature to 165 and you can eat it.

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Yeah, that's why I don't like it.

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And here's the thing.

Duchess:

A 24 pound bird is.

Duchess:

Is hard to cook.

Duchess:

You have to be judicious.

Duchess:

Judicious.

Duchess:

And because by the time the middle.

Duchess:

By the time you get the.

Duchess:

Everything to 165, the middle is overcooked because they don't cook it the same.

Duchess:

Like, the breast cooks so much faster.

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You have to take and put tin foil around the legs and the thigh so you could get the breasts up to 165.

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Because if not, the thighs were.

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Fuck turkeys, all right?

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Turkeys.

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I hate turkeys.

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I'd rather go out and rotisserie, like six or seven chickens and cut them up.

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It would be so much better.

Duchess:

It would be easier.

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Here's a crazy idea.

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Why don't we do it like a nice prime rib.

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Do a nice prime rib medium in.

Duchess:

The center or just get someone to cater it for, like, by the time the investment that it is to do the turkey.

Duchess:

You can literally buy a cooked turkey.

Duchess:

You can.

Duchess:

You can go like any of the turkey farm.

Duchess:

Like, I don't know.

Duchess:

We.

Duchess:

We have a place where I was growing up was called Hank's Turkey Farm.

Duchess:

And they.

Duchess:

That's what they did.

Duchess:

It was like con.

Duchess:

It was just turkeys and it was.

Duchess:

The turkeys were delicious.

Duchess:

It was a terrible visit as a.

Duchess:

Hello?

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

Paul says hi.

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Hello, Paul.

Duchess:

Hello, Paul.

Duchess:

All right, so leftovers are in the oven.

Duchess:

There's no leftovers.

Duchess:

No, we didn't have any leftovers to bring home.

Duchess:

That's the only bummer is no leftovers.

Duchess:

So there was no nothing.

Duchess:

No sides, no desserts, nothing.

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I cut you off in the middle.

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You were just about ready to talk about how horrible they were.

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About to dispatch a turkey.

Duchess:

Yeah, the.

Duchess:

This particular turkey farm.

Duchess:

They, it was, I mean, the concept is gross, but they, they would prep all the Thanksgiving turkeys and always said, one year I'm gonna just get a pre made turkey and just.

Duchess:

It's all baked and ready to go.

Duchess:

You can get sides and everything with it.

Duchess:

And one year I'm gonna do it just to make it a little easier.

Duchess:

If I know it's safe wise, allergy wise, I'll do it.

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Oh, I see what you get because you got that whole nut allergy with your family.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

And egg.

Duchess:

Egg's tough because that's in a lot more stuff.

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Oh yeah.

Duchess:

Even if I just get the cooked turkey, nobody gives, nobody cares about the turkey as much.

Duchess:

It's all the sides.

Duchess:

The sides are what wins in my book.

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I remember when my mom was making Thanksgiving and I was in my 20s and she was, we were living with her.

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Oh, guinea pig.

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Bob says, oh, you try guinea pig.

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There you go.

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I don't know.

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How do you cook a guinea pig?

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I guess you would like.

Duchess:

You would quickly take long.

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We were there.

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My mom makes a turkey, makes the mashed potatoes and everything.

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It was the worst meal I ever seen.

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When you cut the turkey, it was so dry, the slice fell over, dust came off of it.

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The potatoes were like paste with lumps.

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I said to my mom, did you forget how to cook?

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Like, she's like, what?

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I'm like, this is horrible.

Duchess:

Oh my God.

Duchess:

Well, I think that's where, where brining makes a difference, where you, you bring in extra moisture.

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You gotta get the goddamn thing of salt water and salt and.

Duchess:

Well, you could do it salt free.

Duchess:

There's, there's tons of different brine recipes.

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No, the salt and the sugar is what that has.

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The salt allows the brine to get.

Duchess:

Into the well, you pickle juice or other ways to brine, but yes.

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Well, what's been.

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Pickle juice.

Duchess:

You need salt.

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Thank you.

Duchess:

It's not just like a bucket of salt, but yes.

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I'm just saying it's.

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It's usually one part salt, one part sugar.

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They put like some kind of berries in there.

Duchess:

There you go.

Duchess:

Alternative proteins.

Duchess:

Steak, chicken wings.

Duchess:

I'm all that.

Duchess:

Listen.

Duchess:

Good idea, Google head.

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I'm telling you right now, the sides are the best part of Thanksgiving.

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And the desserts.

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My daughter made a cheesecake.

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I only got one slice of it because diabetes.

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I was only allowed to have one.

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One slice of it.

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It was a.

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It's one of the best cheesecakes I've Ever had.

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It had, like, a little lemony taste to it.

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And it was.

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It was really good.

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It was really, really good.

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Okay, I gotta stop the show here because someone noticed it.

Duchess:

Several people noticed.

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Up in the left hand side.

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Is that right Left hand side, there's a QR code.

Duchess:

Yes.

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And that QR code, if you put your camera up to it, it'll take you to boomerbunker.com where links are.

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You can add your email for our email list.

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If, like, last week we had to show that the audio was horrific, so we didn't put it out.

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So I could send an email blast out for that.

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And then there's also our telephone number that we could put up where you can see the telephone number.

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That would be nice, right?

Duchess:

Or you could just broadcast it during the show.

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You mean like this?

Duchess:

Yeah.

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All right, so a little behind the scenes.

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We are back to Streamyard.

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We are back to Streamyard.

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So we don't have the echo.

Duchess:

Echo.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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What?

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But I had to use echo cancellation on this.

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So this isn't really.

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And I don't like it.

Duchess:

Because it's grumpy.

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Yeah, it.

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I don't have total control.

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I need total control.

Duchess:

Easy.

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Like, you know, I can move the camera in a little bit and adjust everything.

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I can't do that here.

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I don't like it.

Duchess:

I don't like it.

Duchess:

Me.

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Sorry, I don't.

Duchess:

Well, what do you like?

Duchess:

Less control or echo?

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Well, this.

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I had to turn off your.

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I'll tell you right now.

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I'll show you.

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I'll turn.

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I had to turn off echo cancellation.

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I had turned it on.

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So if I turn it off, it's the same thing that happened over in ecamm.

Duchess:

Okay.

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So anyhow, the QR code at the top takes you over to boomerbunker.com.

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there you go.

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So hopefully Duchess isn't lagging anymore.

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Are you not lagging anymore?

Duchess:

To address the lagging issue, that was completely my fault.

Duchess:

My phone or my laptop was connected through wifi.

Duchess:

Even though I'm plugged into hardwire it, I did not switch it or I neglected to switch it back from WI Fi.

Duchess:

So that is totally my fault.

Duchess:

So I ruined last week's episode.

Duchess:

My bad.

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You didn't ruin it.

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There was a lot of stuff.

Duchess:

It was just everything ruined.

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Here's another thing with Streamyard, I have all comments.

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I can't see your comments.

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Duchess is now in charge of the comments.

Duchess:

Oh, okay.

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See?

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So now if it comes up, it's Duchess.

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Duchess brings up the comments.

Duchess:

All right.

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You are in charge of the car.

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I can't even see them.

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Oh, this way.

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I can't laugh at them.

Duchess:

Okay.

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I can't.

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There's nothing.

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I can't see anything.

Duchess:

So I have the power.

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Yeah.

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I'd give her something to do on the show.

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I can't be doing everything.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I can't just sit here and just do nothing like John thinks.

Duchess:

I do nothing.

Duchess:

So what?

Duchess:

I think Dean says he will pardon me now.

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Again.

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I don't know.

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It's still here.

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I could probably cut some of the.

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You know, it's like that turkey you get where some of it's cooked and some of it's not.

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You cut away the parts it's not cooked, throw it in the trash, and then eat the part that's cooked.

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I.

Duchess:

Again, you trim it, and you make the best of what you got.

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Right.

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You take it, you put it back in a crock pot, and then you make turkey soup out of the whole thing.

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Oh, here's the big thing.

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Is John wearing pants tonight?

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Yes, I am, but there have been times where I've been here and I didn't have pants on, but I did not know that I'm standing or I'm sitting down, so you can't tell whether I have pants on or not.

Duchess:

Oh, that's true.

Duchess:

I cannot.

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That scrolling text at the bottom is kind of useless.

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Okay.

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All right.

Duchess:

It's to encourage people.

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Yeah, it's just.

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use that little number there,:

Duchess:

You can.

Duchess:

What could you do with that?

Duchess:

Could you call or text or maybe send a text?

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You could do either or.

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But you won't.

Duchess:

Wow.

Duchess:

But you won't.

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I had lunch with Deuce on Friday.

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Actually, yesterday was Deuce's birthday.

Duchess:

I did not know that.

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Yeah, it's birthday.

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I don't know if I'm allowed to say his real age, so I won't.

Duchess:

Older than dirt, but.

Duchess:

Okay.

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No, he's younger than me.

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He's older than dirt.

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Well, so anyhow, we.

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We had.

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We had.

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It was great.

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It was great to catch up with.

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I hadn't seen him in a while.

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You know, he's very busy over the summer.

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Went on that one whole month vacation and.

Duchess:

Oh, nice.

Duchess:

Any news?

Duchess:

Any news to share?

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Well, it was funny.

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We were sitting there and we were just talking about both.

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We were just talking about stuff and done.

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So right here, like, it was almost time to go.

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He says, so do you want to ask me questions about the podcast I said, no.

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I said, the podcast is always here.

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If you want to, if you want to do it, it's always here.

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But I'm not losing a friendship over podcast.

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I'm not doing so, you know, he had a lot of stuff going.

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He says, no, no.

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He says.

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I said, well, it's here if you want to do it.

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So sometime in January we are going to record a brand X podcast and put it back out again, which I'm learning.

Duchess:

I am as well.

Duchess:

So it's been.

Duchess:

You guys have had like a six month hiatus, so.

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Yes, it's all right.

Duchess:

Things have to simmer.

Duchess:

Perk.

Duchess:

It was busy.

Duchess:

Things were going on, so.

Duchess:

But I'm glad to see you back.

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So I said to him, I said, I don't even give a shit if we just come.

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You come, we come over and eat pizza and drink old fashioned.

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So don't even turn a microphone on.

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I don't give a shit.

Duchess:

No, you gotta turn the microphone on.

Duchess:

The more you're drinking, the more that mic needs to go on.

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Not everything needs to be recorded.

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You know what I mean?

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Not everything.

Duchess:

You can edit.

Duchess:

You're not doing it live.

Duchess:

So.

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No, I know.

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I can edit it.

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That I know.

Duchess:

You gotta get up on the mic, get all the good stuff.

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Get up.

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Yes, get up on that.

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Microsoft.

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So.

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All right, I want to get into a couple things.

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First of all, what a weekend of football.

Duchess:

Oh, my goodness.

Duchess:

All right, this is from Thanksgiving on, right?

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This is in a sports show.

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But the reason I'm talking about the sports part of it is because it kind of passed the realm of sports and then went into news because Ohio State was playing Michigan.

Duchess:

Oh my God.

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I think Ohio State was.

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They were, they were 14 point favorite.

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I know it was double digit point favorites like they were.

Duchess:

They were favored to win.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

They'd stack the deck and players and coaches just every way.

Duchess:

They'd spent millions of dollars to build this up.

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So Michigan, they're playing in Ohio State.

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Michigan ends up winning the game, which phenomenal game.

Duchess:

Such a great game.

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Until afterwards.

Duchess:

Wow.

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So now Ohio woke up when the.

Duchess:

Game was over, apparently from Michigan, one.

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Of the players grabs a Michigan flag and goes out to the center of the field and tries to plan it in the Os in the Ohio State.

Duchess:

Yes.

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Logo.

Duchess:

Well, apparently that's a thing you think you're not.

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These guys just did battle.

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Now you beat them well, understand their home field.

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Instead of being a gracious winner, some jack off brings the flag and tries to plant it in the middle.

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There's going to be a fight.

Duchess:

It's been done in previous games when Ohio had won.

Duchess:

Although it was a few years back.

Duchess:

Ohio planted a flag and there wasn't a fight.

Duchess:

Their stadium.

Duchess:

Well, that I don't know.

Duchess:

I'm pretty sure there was a scuffle.

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There has to be a fight.

Duchess:

But this happened also all weekend with several different teams doing the same thing.

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Was there a fight?

Duchess:

There were several fights in the Texas game and the.

Duchess:

I think the Florida game as well.

Duchess:

Listen, all with the flags.

Duchess:

So they're gonna have to just.

Duchess:

They're probably gonna make a rule to ban all that.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Unless you want to fight.

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If you want to fight afterwards.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Then they should have saved all that energy for the game.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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If you're gonna come to my stadium and then beat us and then take and rub our nose in it, there's going to be a fight.

Duchess:

Says Ohio did it in the big house.

Duchess:

I mean it was probably four plus years ago.

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Dean, was there a fight, was there a fight afterwards when they planted the Ohio?

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Because if not, then Michigan's a bunch of pussies.

Duchess:

Of course there was probably.

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If you're going to plant a flag like that and rub us, there's going to be a fight.

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I'm sorry, there's got to be a fight.

Duchess:

As Sparky says, don't come to my house and shit in my city.

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Don't come to my house.

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You know what?

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Okay, it was a great, you know.

Duchess:

We lost, but it's so lovely.

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We're not, you know, it's the wounds wide open.

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We were supposed to win by double digits.

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We got beat.

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And now you're going to put your flag in the center of our field.

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I don't think so.

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I don't think so.

Duchess:

Dean says no fight, no fight.

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Pussies.

Duchess:

Well, so either the point is, is either plant the flag or you don't either.

Duchess:

They're going to have to.

Duchess:

They're probably going to have to make a rule because it boiled down to where the police were pepper spraying the students and any.

Duchess:

Everybody and reporters, everybody on the field got pepper sprayed.

Duchess:

So.

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So the fight started.

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Now the coaches and the referees are trying to stop it.

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They couldn't stop it.

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These guys were.

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These are huge.

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These are huge.

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Good people, very athletic.

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And they're fist fighting and now the coaches are trying to get them off.

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And now that there's this one old cop, he's like, fuck this, I'm not getting beat up.

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He was like, probably.

Duchess:

He's like a rent a cop.

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He's like, he pulled out the pepper spray and sorry, you want some?

Duchess:

Here, get away from me.

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Here's for you.

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For you.

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And all of a sudden everybody started backing up and which.

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But they got the reporters.

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I think he got a couple coaches.

Duchess:

He got every.

Duchess:

Anybody near him, he maced.

Duchess:

Yeah, like Sparky says, fuck this, I'm getting too close to getting my pension.

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Exactly.

Duchess:

But there were Dean mentioned there's a hundred thousand dollar fines for both teams.

Duchess:

$100,000 as there should be.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I honestly, because of the melee it caused afterwards.

Duchess:

That's problematic.

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I would say this, I would make this rule.

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Whoever brings the flag out onto the field after the game, they're suspended.

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That's an NCAA suspension and you're done.

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No, no, no, we can't.

Duchess:

I know.

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Again, if we have to.

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If you're going to do this kind.

Duchess:

Of well, there needs to be penalties on it.

Duchess:

And honestly I'm not suspended for three years.

Duchess:

I think, yeah, there needs to be either a player suspension or coach suspension or something.

Duchess:

I agree with that.

Duchess:

Like there needs to be a serious repercussion because clearly these students are riled up and it just incites more violence.

Duchess:

So we're at the point now where you can't put a flag although flag in the other teams.

Duchess:

It's pretty much a fuck you, you already won, you already beat them.

Duchess:

Ohio flopped, but they, they were more animated, it seemed they were more fighting at that fighting energy after the game.

Duchess:

I feel like that that energy wasn't even there during the game.

Duchess:

And their coach, their coach was.

Duchess:

He just stood there.

Duchess:

He just stood there.

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Ohio State coach did.

Duchess:

Yeah, he did nothing.

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He figured this way we were supposed to win by double digits and I just lost.

Duchess:

There was a lot of money spent on this.

Duchess:

They were like if they were going to guarantee a win.

Duchess:

And he did not deliver.

Duchess:

And it was, it was.

Duchess:

And it was a sloppy game.

Duchess:

Michigan did not look good to start and then they just came back at the end and it was phenomenal to watch.

Duchess:

And my youngest daughters boyfriends from Michigan and he's a Spartan fan, which is I guess Ohio.

:

No, Michigan State.

Duchess:

Michigan State.

Duchess:

So that's the green, that's Spartans and he does not like blue.

Duchess:

He's not a Wolverines fan.

Duchess:

So I messaged him.

Duchess:

But I'm like, but it's Ohio.

Duchess:

Like you should be rooting anybody against Ohio.

Duchess:

And the discussion I'd had with him was, well, they're playing Ohio.

Duchess:

He goes, well, I hope Ohio wins.

Duchess:

I'm like, how can you As a Michigan fan, root for Ohio.

Duchess:

And he goes, I hate the Wolverines more than I hate Ohio.

Duchess:

And I was like, that's wrong.

Duchess:

That's wrong thinking.

:

Well, that's like, when Dallas plays the Giants.

:

When Dallas plays the Giants, I root.

Duchess:

For the Giants, right?

:

Yeah.

:

Because I hate Dallas.

Duchess:

Because you hate Dallas.

:

Yeah.

:

My favorite.

Duchess:

Not that you loved the Giants, but the enemy of the enemy is my friend sort of thing.

:

My favorite team is the Eagles, and my second favorite team is anybody that's playing the Cowboys.

Duchess:

Will we play you in two weeks?

:

Oh, that's good.

:

We gotta.

Duchess:

It's gonna be such a good game.

:

We have to bet on something.

:

We'll have to figure out what that's gonna be.

Duchess:

We'll have a friendly wager.

:

Yeah, we're gonna have to have a friendly wager.

:

I don't know what it's gonna be yet, but we do need to have a friendly wager on that.

Duchess:

Maybe.

Duchess:

Maybe.

Duchess:

Here's the thing.

Duchess:

Perhaps our.

Duchess:

Anybody listening has a suggestion for a wager.

Duchess:

They can text it to us.

:

Okay, you did it.

:

You opened it up.

Duchess:

I didn't say we're accepting it, but an idea for a wager.

Duchess:

Send it over.

:

Okay.

:

Please put the ones up that they.

:

Please put the ones up that they don't and don't.

:

Because you open.

Duchess:

No, no, I didn't say put it in the comments.

Duchess:

I said text us.

:

Oh.

:

Oh, text us.

:

Oh, yeah.

:

What's that text number?

:

-:

:

There you go.

:

Text.

:

Oh, that's a great.

:

Good idea, Duchess.

Duchess:

Okay, so the two comments in a row, loser shows tits on stream.

Duchess:

Whoever loses takes off their top.

:

Well, I'm okay with it.

Duchess:

Get ready to lose, John.

:

I'm okay with it.

Duchess:

Sounds like you want to see.

:

No, see, I would be okay with if Duchess would not, because then I.

Duchess:

If we lose, I have to.

Duchess:

There's other people I have to explain this to exactly.

Duchess:

I can't have a knock at the door.

Duchess:

He walks in, and I've got no shirt on.

Duchess:

That's.

Duchess:

You know, it's not happening, folks.

:

You could take your top off and have, like, a sports bra underneath.

:

They didn't say, you have to show.

:

Oh, he did say, show your tips.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

That's not.

Duchess:

No, that's not.

Duchess:

That's not gonna happen.

:

That's not gonna happen.

:

Of course Bob goes there.

:

I'll tell you what, if that was the bet.

Duchess:

Take off my top.

Duchess:

Off a turtleneck gun.

:

If that was.

:

So many people root on this from this podcast, rooting for the Eagles that weekend.

Duchess:

Look, I cheat.

Duchess:

I even cheered for the Eagles last night because they played the Ravens and those rat birds.

Duchess:

So I was delighted.

Duchess:

Even though they scored at the very end.

Duchess:

You guys got a little sloppy at the end.

Duchess:

They did get seven more points on you, but you.

Duchess:

There was no way they were going to win.

:

Right.

:

It was like.

:

Was it seven seconds left in a game?

Duchess:

Yeah, they got another touchdown.

Duchess:

Yeah, but it was.

Duchess:

Yeah, they weren't even trying at that point.

Duchess:

They're like, yeah, so.

Duchess:

And I know I messaged you.

Duchess:

I said I did a little, like, just a little.

Duchess:

Like a little flap and then I'm like, I'm good.

Duchess:

Yeah, that was it.

Duchess:

It wasn't even like three.

Duchess:

It was like a little.

Duchess:

I'm good.

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

It felt so dirty, like I couldn't do it.

Duchess:

No hand flapping for me.

:

I.

:

Never mind.

:

I can't say it.

:

All right, so then we get to Sunday and the.

:

The Jaguars were playing.

:

Who were they playing?

Duchess:

Texas Texans.

:

Yeah, they're playing the Texans.

:

And Trevor Lawrence starts.

:

Run a big dummy and you have the slide rule.

:

Now, here's my thing.

:

There, see?

:

Again, not that I don't think this guy, he went low, but you.

:

Sometimes these guys pretend like they're going to slide, but then they'd stand back up again.

:

I've seen Jalen Hurts do it.

:

I've seen Holmes do it.

Duchess:

There's certain quarterbacks that can do that.

Duchess:

I've never seen Trevor Lawrence do that.

Duchess:

No, I think Josh Allen could do it.

Duchess:

There's.

Duchess:

There's a few that are like, very, like, That'll spring and flip, like, immediately like that.

:

But it does.

Duchess:

Trevor Lawrence is just a big gork.

Duchess:

He's not.

:

I know, but it doesn't mean he couldn't do it.

:

Well, so in other words, so he goes to slide.

:

And this other guy, I don't know, Ally.

:

Ali Baba.

:

Ali Shamir, I think his name is.

:

I've never heard of him.

:

For El Shamir.

:

Ali Shamir, I've never heard of.

:

But what I.

:

From what I've seen, he's a really.

Duchess:

I think.

:

There we go.

:

Guilty.

Duchess:

Guilty.

:

So he lays a hit on Trevor Lawrence and knocks him the fuck out.

Duchess:

He stopped that man from the slot like that.

Duchess:

Well, you know, it's on replay to watch.

Duchess:

I thought he helmet.

Duchess:

I thought it was a helmet to helmet.

Duchess:

And then when you look back, he hit him with his forearm, but he hit him so fucking hard, like, you could just see the head go back.

Duchess:

Like he slammed into that ground and.

:

Like planting your flag on an opposing team logo, a fight ensued.

:

So now these big, like five feet.

Duchess:

From Trevor Lawrence, who's like flipping on the ground and they're all stomping around.

:

He'S doing the tula twitch.

Duchess:

I thought they're gonna step on this.

Duchess:

Poor.

Duchess:

He's flopping on the ground like a fish.

Duchess:

Holy.

:

I mean, fighting.

:

And so from what I understand, and I don't know if this is true, I haven't got on confirmation, I hear that the.

:

He's suspended for the season.

:

Like they're throwing him out for the season for this?

Duchess:

I don't know, because.

Duchess:

Have they thrown other people out for the season on that?

:

I don't know that, but I.

:

That's what I heard.

:

And again, this was on.

:

You can't.

:

You know, you got to check your facts.

:

You need to check a couple times.

:

So this allegedly, they're going to throw him out for the season.

:

I don't know.

:

But what I am going to show you right now is something that we have because now I can bring up the rumble chat.

:

I could have done this on the other one, too.

:

So I'll bring up the rumble chat.

:

Jody B's over there.

Duchess:

Hey, Jody B.

:

So essentially they're playing Basque, trying to bask.

Duchess:

Read that.

:

Yeah.

:

So yeah, five more games.

:

Yeah, it would be five more games.

:

And then why Con Rob says, is that AI Zane?

:

Yes, it is.

:

That is.

:

Yes, it is.

Duchess:

Okay, right now.

:

We can bring the chat up now.

Duchess:

All right, so what I.

Duchess:

I would say with that hit.

Duchess:

So I don't know, like, he gave himself up.

Duchess:

Like he ran and he started to give himself up.

Duchess:

But when you slow it down and you look at play by play, like when he starts to slide and the hit very close.

Duchess:

And I'm not certainly saying that that hit was still a shitty, dirty hit.

Duchess:

And for anybody, it was, it was a nasty hit.

Duchess:

But do quarterbacks, like, can you hit them like that or is it.

Duchess:

Can you hit anybody like that?

:

Well, back when I played football.

:

Well, you could hit a quarterback.

:

Yeah, I mean, you could really, really hit a quarterback.

Duchess:

Like, you could not.

:

When I was playing football in high.

Duchess:

School, nobody gave a shit about you guys.

Duchess:

That's why right.

:

When I was playing football, midget football, I broke two quarterbacks, collarbones because I had a move from the blind side.

:

I would leap in the air and I would hook them under the arms and I would arch my chest up and then when we hit, I'd break a collarbone.

:

I was.

Duchess:

That's Nice.

Duchess:

Okay.

:

Yeah.

:

I had to stop doing that.

:

They told me to stop doing that.

Duchess:

Stop breaking the quarterbacks, please.

Duchess:

We don't have any more.

:

Every time.

:

Cause the fumble every time.

:

Of course.

Duchess:

The phone in a blackout.

Duchess:

Like, I was like, I'm in pain.

:

I remember one time I heard it snap.

:

It sounded like a chicken bone.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

And everybody was, fumble, fumble, fumble.

Duchess:

Go.

Duchess:

Good.

Duchess:

He fumbled.

Duchess:

He's now also, like, brain damaged from any concussion, broken collarbone, and.

Duchess:

And he fumbled.

Duchess:

But to.

Duchess:

So again, the discussion is with.

Duchess:

With the quarterbacks.

Duchess:

Did he give himself up?

Duchess:

Was he far enough where he gave him?

Duchess:

Because, you know, sometimes they run and they slide.

:

Yeah.

:

These guys are flying towards the quarterback.

:

How are you supposed to stop?

Duchess:

He put his hand up.

Duchess:

It was not.

Duchess:

He didn't.

Duchess:

He didn't, like, try to dive.

Duchess:

He put his hand up and he hit him, like, square on the face.

Duchess:

Like there was.

Duchess:

You saw the head go back.

Duchess:

It was an intentional.

Duchess:

The hit was intentional.

Duchess:

I mean, I understand that he was right there, and stopping was difficult, but he didn't have to, like, put his hand up to, like, further.

Duchess:

Further the damage to it, so.

:

Jordan's absolutely right.

:

In practice, the quarterbacks wear red shirts.

:

You're not allowed to hit them, but during the game time, you're allowed to kill them.

:

You're allowed to, like, take them to the ground or.

Duchess:

I don't know if the elbow is better because Trevor Lawrence is probably.

Duchess:

Well, he's probably out for the next at least two games, so.

Duchess:

Not that they're going anywhere anyway.

Duchess:

It's Jacksonville.

Duchess:

They suck.

Duchess:

But, yeah, he's blab, you know.

Duchess:

Well, that's what he gets for disrespecting my towels.

Duchess:

So last season, he all over the Steelers terrible towel, and he's been sucking ever since.

Duchess:

So, I mean, I'm not saying he deserved the hit, but, like, just, you know.

:

Okay.

Duchess:

And you're playing on the train tracks, everybody, but.

Duchess:

So Edward says, I don't know anything about sports.

Duchess:

What the is this?

:

Okay, it's not really sports, Edward.

:

It's more about fighting and.

:

And injuries.

:

It was more about fighting and injuries.

:

It's not really about sports.

:

Sports.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

It's just that they had this big, giant fight as soon as they knocked the quarterback, and he's on the ground twitching like a bass, and they're fighting all over him.

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

Well, they ejected somebody from Jacksonville, which I thought was a little ridiculous.

:

Well, you're not supposed to take your helmet off.

Duchess:

Well, that's true, I guess you leave your helmet on Dumbest.

:

That was the.

:

I mean, listen, if I'm gonna go and have a fight with these big giant bruises.

Duchess:

Keep your helmet on.

Duchess:

Punch in the face.

:

Oh, you have to punch through the mask that.

:

Yeah, I've had it.

Duchess:

Yeah, I've seen.

Duchess:

I've seen.

Duchess:

I've seen players punch each other in the helmet.

Duchess:

And I don't understand why you're doing that.

Duchess:

That's really dumb.

Duchess:

I think they're so raged up that they're doing that, but they dragged this poor guy off the field with like four police officers, and they're throwing trash at him, which I think he deserves.

:

New Jersey would have.

:

He would have got hit by him.

:

And the police would.

:

Got hit with about 20 double or D sized batteries.

Duchess:

Oh, and Philly, for sure.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

So they'd been waiting for him in the parking lot.

Duchess:

He was in Buffalo.

Duchess:

That pelted him with snowballs like they were doing last night.

Duchess:

Last night's game.

:

Oh, snowball games.

Duchess:

That was phenomenal game.

Duchess:

Phenomenal.

:

I didn't.

:

I did not watch it because I.

Duchess:

Got just into the fourth quarter and then I was like, I'm so tired.

Duchess:

But I.

Duchess:

The last touchdown I saw was.

Duchess:

Was Justin Allen.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

Josh Allen sailing over with the football into the end zone.

Duchess:

And I see so many memes with him with a Super bowl, the Superman cape and like, hang this in the Louvre and all that.

Duchess:

Like, it's phenomenal.

Duchess:

It's.

Duchess:

It was a beautiful.

:

I gotta be honest with you, I was watching that game.

:

I was getting cold watching that game.

Duchess:

Oh, it's.

Duchess:

I can't imagine how cold those people were there.

Duchess:

They're crazy.

Duchess:

The.

Duchess:

The stadium was full.

Duchess:

It's not like they look like it was empty.

Duchess:

It was a full stadium of people.

Duchess:

They're sitting on snow banks.

:

Yeah, of course they are.

:

This is what fans do.

:

This is what football fans are.

:

Stupid.

Duchess:

They were so drunk.

Duchess:

There are people there with no shirts on.

Duchess:

Come on.

Duchess:

Walked in with no shoes on.

Duchess:

Crazy.

:

Had no shirt on.

:

He's diving in snow piles.

Duchess:

He was.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Yeah, I was.

:

He woke up with frostbite.

Duchess:

Frostbite on his nips.

:

Frosty nips.

Duchess:

Frosty nip.

Duchess:

Better than dusty nips, I suppose.

:

Yes.

Duchess:

Throwback.

:

Hey.

:

Yes, I'm gonna give a.

:

I don't normally do this, but I started watching the show and I think it's a really good show.

:

It's called Landman.

:

It's the one with.

:

I can't.

:

I can see his face now.

:

I can't think of his name.

:

He's got three names he dated.

Duchess:

Oh, that angel.

Duchess:

Angelie.

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

Billy Bob Thornton.

:

Billy Bob Thornton.

Duchess:

Boomer Charades.

:

Billy Bob Thornton.

Duchess:

He's gross.

:

Billy Bob Thornton plays the lead character in this and it's got X.

:

Well, it's the guy who writes for Yellowstone, Taylor Sherton.

:

He writes some of the best dialogue and not.

:

And I'll be honest with you, Billy Bob Thornton is the only guy that could play this because it just.

:

Billy, he just looks like a dirty.

:

Just a dirty, smelly.

:

Like you're.

:

When you're watching him, you're like.

:

You can almost feel like you could smell him through the tv.

Duchess:

Yeah, he played bad Santa.

Duchess:

He looks dirty.

Duchess:

He looks like he smells.

:

I know.

:

And then I couldn't believe it.

:

He was railing my girlfriend, Laura.

:

Laura Graham?

:

The one from Gilmore Girls.

:

He was railing her in the pool.

:

That one.

:

Dirty Santa.

:

Is that the moment?

:

Dirty Santa.

:

Remember the one?

Duchess:

I've never seen Bad Santa?

Duchess:

No.

:

Oh, okay.

:

Well, you broke.

Duchess:

Who's the.

Duchess:

The Gilmore Girls?

Duchess:

Is that the mom?

:

The mom.

:

And yeah.

Duchess:

She's so annoying.

Duchess:

I hope he put his foot in her mouth.

Duchess:

God, how could you deal with that?

Duchess:

Listen to her.

Duchess:

Her.

:

Oh, my God, I don't even know why.

:

How can I even be a co host with you after that statement?

Duchess:

I'm not a.

Duchess:

I didn't watch Gilmore Girls.

:

What the good lord.

Duchess:

You watched Gilmore Girls?

:

I loved Gilmore Girl.

:

I watched every episode.

:

Such a.

:

Oh, my God.

:

The writing's fantastic.

Duchess:

I'm sure it's lovely.

:

It can't be right now.

Duchess:

Jody, did you watch.

Duchess:

Jody's in the chat.

Duchess:

I'd like to watch.

:

He watched it last night.

:

Bad Santa.

Duchess:

No, he watched that Santa, Actually.

:

I know.

Duchess:

He stopped her from talking voice.

Duchess:

Oh, my God.

:

So you know what it is?

Duchess:

I can't.

Duchess:

I can't.

:

It's jealousy.

:

It's what it is.

:

It's jealousy.

:

You're jealous of the character that is Lorelai Gilmore?

Duchess:

No, my.

Duchess:

My eldest watched Gilmore Girls, and she would put it on, I guess on repeat, and it.

Duchess:

I.

Duchess:

There's no way I could get into that show.

Duchess:

I don't like those shows.

Duchess:

I'm just not into them.

Duchess:

Okay, But I'm glad.

Duchess:

I'm glad you.

Duchess:

Oh.

Duchess:

So Louise says real men do watch Gilmore Girls.

Duchess:

So Louise got your back.

:

See, I'm telling you, it's a great.

:

Besides that, Lauren Graham was hot when she first started that show.

Duchess:

Okay.

:

I mean, smok hot.

:

Oh, she was like ditzy crazy right up.

Duchess:

Oh, that's why.

Duchess:

Okay, you like the crazy.

Duchess:

It's the crazy.

Duchess:

Okay?

:

That's the crazy.

Duchess:

It makes sense now.

Duchess:

Okay?

:

And I'm just gonna tell you on Land man, his ex wife.

:

Billy Bob Thornton's ex wife, crazy.

:

And his daughter, crazy.

Duchess:

No.

:

So.

Duchess:

So no wonder you love the show.

:

Four episodes right now.

:

It's just a really.

:

The dialogue is really good, the action's really good.

:

It's.

:

It keeps, it moves.

:

It's really good.

:

If you want to watch, start watching a series that I think you'll enjoy.

:

Landman is the one.

:

Just my humble opinion.

:

Watch it and text us and tell me if you don't like it.

:

I do like the cray crayons.

Duchess:

I like them.

:

I like them a little.

Duchess:

John's all about the crazies.

Duchess:

So Mr.

Duchess:

Decaf said he binged 14 seasons of Blue Bloods for a few months and it's not even a good show.

:

I love Blue Bloods.

:

It's only.

:

They only got a couple more episodes left and that's over.

Duchess:

So.

Duchess:

Is that the one with Tom Selleck?

:

All right.

:

Little little known story.

:

A little known story is that when I worked for TV Talk, one of the shows that I worked on was the one for Blue Bloods.

:

We used to do Blue Bloods.

:

And they said to me, he said to me, all right, we're pairing you with this guy from.

:

He's from Tennessee and he used to be the morning guy for 25 years on the Christian station in.

:

And it was syndicated all over.

:

And his name, his last name is Brown.

:

I can't think of his first name.

:

God damn it.

:

I can see his face.

:

I can't think of his first name.

:

Fuck.

:

So sorry.

:

The great thing about him was he was so TV Talk.

:

You'd watch the show, you'd take notes, afterwards you'd have a 20 minute discussion.

:

That's how it worked.

:

TV came on and he really taught me how to be like a good co host, back and forth.

:

So when he would want me to talk, he'd say, so, John, I'm going to ask you.

:

Or he would always prompt me.

:

He was so good at it.

:

I have yet to pick that up.

:

Yet to pick that up.

:

But yeah, I love Blue Bloods.

:

I did the same thing with Dexter.

:

I watched all these seasons of Dexter and then I fell in love with Dexter too.

:

It's coming back.

:

There's some kind of another season that's really.

Duchess:

Didn't he die?

:

He did die.

:

I think it's the kid.

:

The kid.

Duchess:

Oh, yeah.

:

Kid might be, you know.

:

You know the kid's in following in his twitch step.

Duchess:

Yeah, I watched like a couple episodes.

Duchess:

It's too.

Duchess:

I find the guy who played Dexter so disturbingly creepy.

Duchess:

I can't.

Duchess:

I can't look at him.

:

It's what a serial killer should be like.

Duchess:

No, but like as an actor, like I'd seen him on other shows.

Duchess:

I watched him on Six Feet under when that was on hbo, which I thought was really good.

Duchess:

But his character always disturbed me because there's just something so I.

Duchess:

I don't know.

Duchess:

I can't put my finger.

Duchess:

He's very off putting.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

Shut up, Alexa.

Duchess:

Okay, so.

Duchess:

Yeah, sorry.

Duchess:

But yeah, as it.

Duchess:

There's something about him that that's.

Duchess:

I find very creepy.

Duchess:

And it seemed like it was almost a natural for him to play a serial killer.

Duchess:

So yeah, here's a little background story.

:

Since you didn't watch the show.

:

That creepy guy on the show, the woman that played his sister, Jennifer, Jennifer Carpenter, who played Deb.

:

They ended up getting married in real, in real life.

Duchess:

Really?

:

Yeah.

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So I was like, I don't know how I feel about this.

:

I really don't know.

:

I really don't know how to feel about this.

Duchess:

But Michael C.

Duchess:

Hall, that's who he is.

:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Duchess:

There's.

Duchess:

He just.

Duchess:

I don't know.

Duchess:

He.

Duchess:

I think he was so typecast as the one character for me and it's.

Duchess:

And I watched one episode of Dexter and it was so horrific.

Duchess:

I was like, I can't.

Duchess:

It's one thing to read them, like when you can disassociate, but it's another to actually watch it.

Duchess:

Like to watch the murder.

Duchess:

I'm like, it was really like, I'm getting mushy.

Duchess:

I can't.

Duchess:

I have a hard time watching them now with Dexter.

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He was a serial killer, but he only killed bad guys.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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Because he had to.

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He figured, look, at least I'm going to take out the bad guys that get away with, with crimes.

Duchess:

Yeah, but he didn't.

Duchess:

It wouldn't.

Duchess:

He wasn't a nice murder.

Duchess:

He was still gross about it.

Duchess:

It was still a nasty murder.

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You ended up rooting for him.

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You wanted to see him get away with it.

Duchess:

Well, because you're happy he's taking care of the b.

Duchess:

It's.

Duchess:

It's a.

Duchess:

It's a justice.

Duchess:

It's like an anti hero.

Duchess:

I get it.

Duchess:

It's like Robin Hood, like, except he murdered people.

Duchess:

Well, and, and very neatly and like very like pre planned like with the bags and the tape and the Whole.

Duchess:

Wasn't John Lith one of the victims?

Duchess:

Yeah, that I think that was the one I watched.

Duchess:

And I was like, no, like just couldn't happen.

Duchess:

I, I, I think when things get so graphic at this point, I just tune out.

Duchess:

I'm like, nope, I want to watch stuff that's going to make me laugh and that's it.

Duchess:

Like, I'll watch cooking shows or happy and dumb guy movies.

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I'm good with wives of whatever.

Duchess:

Not at one.

Duchess:

No.

Duchess:

Absolutely not.

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Life.

Duchess:

Nope.

Duchess:

I There's nothing on Tlce E.

Duchess:

All those ch.

Duchess:

I don't watch that.

Duchess:

I don't know where the Hallmark channel is.

Duchess:

I don't watch that.

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All right, so this might be our very last night together.

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I don't know.

Duchess:

Sorry.

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No, it's the reason being is because tomorrow is supposed to be the day that the aliens attack.

Duchess:

That's right.

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And green men.

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We'll let this guy tell us about it.

Cliff High:

So wild.

Cliff High:

So this man called Cliff High developed a software program over 20 years ago that scanned the entire Internet and analyzed thematic patterns and language that people were using all over the world to predict the future.

Cliff High:

Cliffhigh believed in our individual subconscious intuition, but he also believed in our interconnected consciousness that we all draw from whether we're aware of it or not.

Cliff High:

So using a technique that he called predictive linguistics.

Cliff High:

Linguistics, he wrote a program that was able to analyze all the keywords and phrases and thematic patterns and assigned them an emotional value.

Cliff High:

It then uses a formula to gauge our emotional tensions and write a report on events that will happen in the future.

Cliff High:

Now, these predictions all came with a precondition that Cliff called temporal markers.

Cliff High:

And that's kind of like a precursor event, like a trigger event that has to happen before the prediction will come true.

Cliff High:

So the pre prediction will not happen until or unless the temporal marker or the trigger event happens first.

Cliff High:

s program predict way back in:

Cliff High:

This is crazy.

Cliff High:

Honestly.

Cliff High:

The software program reported of a battle in our skies that got chaotic and out of hand between military jets and UFOs and also interestingly, UFOs against other UFOs.

Cliff High:

And this would mark the beginning of an era where non human intelligence became a part of our everyday reality.

Cliff High:

And this was all to take place roughly 39 days after the trigger event happened.

Cliff High:

So after that temporal marker event and that temporal marker event was Donald Trump being interviewed by Joe Rogan, which just happened the other day and is already the biggest podcast of all time.

Cliff High:

But let me explain why this is so wild.

Cliff High:

In:

Cliff High:

ery first episode in December:

Cliff High:

And back then it was literally just Joe and a couple of his mates on their webcams in their lounge room.

Cliff High:

He had hosted Fear Factor and he was the commentator for the UFC back then.

Cliff High:

But even then the UFC was way smaller than what it is today.

Cliff High:

t even in the Conversation in:

Cliff High:

He was just a real estate mogul and the guy from the Apprentice.

Cliff High:

This kind of prediction back then was so far out of left field that it was hardly given any further thought by Cliff himself.

Cliff High:

And now in:

Cliff High:

And at the same time, we have so many military whistleblowers, Harvard lawyers, Stanford scientists, all coming out and saying UFOs and non human intelligence are very real.

Cliff High:

And that we, the public, need to be made aware of this before it's potentially catastrophically forced upon us.

Cliff High:

The world is so crazy right now.

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Okay, your thoughts?

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Because I know you're a non believer.

Duchess:

I don't, I don't believe any of it.

Duchess:

Really.

Duchess:

No, no, not really.

Duchess:

Don't.

Duchess:

I think people love, love to think it's going to happen, but okay, I guess so.

Duchess:

So tomorrow it's all going down, right?

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It's supposed to go down tomorrow.

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Now you say that, but I'm going to play something for you now and tell me what you think about this.

Cousin:

What's going on in Arizona?

Cousin:

My cousin is an air traffic controller in Arizona, specifically at the Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport.

Cousin:

What he's explaining that he saw overnight, especially on radar, is wild.

Cousin:

Now I did actually convince him to make a tick tock and talk about this.

Cousin:

So hopefully he's doing that today.

Cousin:

And I'll just end up tagging him because he has some really clear ass videos that he took from the tower.

Cousin:

But what he was explaining that he saw on radar was bigger than any airplane he's ever seen.

Cousin:

But the weirdest part of this conversation is the fact that he said that whatever he saw on radar didn't move at all until literally maybe an hour later.

Cousin:

Now do keep in mind, no flights were canceled.

Cousin:

Nobody seemed to be in panic.

Cousin:

But everybody in that tower and everybody in the airport apparently saw what was going on.

Cousin:

He said a ton of people in the airport were recording.

Cousin:

So I guarantee somewhere on TikTok you could find one of These videos.

Cousin:

But he said that after seeing one appear on radar, he saw dozens more appear on radar right after.

Cousin:

And that that said continuously been going on for at least two hours.

Cousin:

Two hours.

Cousin:

And these things just don't move position.

Cousin:

That's a little weird.

Cousin:

But then he caught something on video that I really want him to post on TikTok because I guarantee that will go viral in a millisecond.

Cousin:

Apparently in the midst of all of these things appearing in the sky, a gigantic triangular object came down right into midst of them, but you can see smaller but still bigger than the lights that had appeared earlier surrounding around whatever this was.

Cousin:

Now his sighting is just one of at least six that I've seen posted on Tick Tock over the past couple of days.

Cousin:

And me myself just a month ago in Washington D.C.

Cousin:

i had my own personal experience along with hundreds of other people that were around the area as well.

Cousin:

And to me it kind of seems like ironic timing.

Cousin:

I mean, I'm sure we all remember all the.

Cousin:

That they were talking about at the recent UFO hearing.

Cousin:

So I don't necessarily know what to believe, to be honest.

Cousin:

But for my cousin to be an air traffic controller and explain this in the manner of which he did is pretty baffling.

Cousin:

I mean, that's some pretty high tech equipment, you feel me?

Cousin:

But regardless, I am going to be diving into TikTok today to see if I can find any videos of it because there has to be at least four of them.

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There's a lot of them.

Duchess:

There's a lot of.

Duchess:

So you watch this guy's.

Duchess:

This guy produced proof.

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Well, I forget about that.

:

I didn't bring them up because it's just a video of.

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Look at these three dots in the sky in Arizona when he's talking about it from different angles where they're all watching this at the same time.

:

So there's plenty of videos out there of this same thing in Washington D.C.

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there's plenty of videos doing this.

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And in your area, North Jersey, they've got pictures of these things just sitting in the sky.

Duchess:

Drones.

Duchess:

They're just drones.

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For an hour they sit there with no noise, no, no, no propulsion, no nothing.

Duchess:

They're drones.

Duchess:

They have.

:

Where are these drones coming from?

Duchess:

Who knows?

Duchess:

It's probably military or they're spying on.

Duchess:

Spying us on fucking regular citizens or there's some bullshit going on.

Duchess:

All right, Honestly, I can't, I can't.

Duchess:

I don't even.

Duchess:

That's just crazy.

Duchess:

I'm sorry, I just.

Duchess:

I just don't like they're Just like we're going to come down and just hang out, like right here.

Duchess:

The whole airport can film.

Duchess:

Why is it not on anything?

Duchess:

On any.

Duchess:

It's not Fox.

Duchess:

Not on cnn.

Duchess:

On nowhere.

Duchess:

But.

Duchess:

But it's on Tick Tock.

Duchess:

But it's on Tick Tock.

Duchess:

Okay.

:

All right.

:

Who controls.

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Who controls the media?

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

Oh, you're right.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

:

There's also a video of a guy, of a pilot on the Runway at Heathrow Airport in London and this orb drops down and it's sitting there like four inches above the.

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The tarmac and just sitting there and.

:

Yeah, an orb, just like a little orb.

:

It's like work from work.

Duchess:

Just rolled down in his little space.

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Down in his egg.

:

Yes.

Duchess:

Okay.

:

And it's sitting there.

Duchess:

And Nobody.

Duchess:

Nobody.

Duchess:

There's no security.

Duchess:

There's nothing at the airport.

Duchess:

He didn't call for help?

Duchess:

Nope.

:

Who showed up?

Duchess:

Nobody show up.

Duchess:

They might take it like.

:

Yeah, they had people at a congressional hearing saying that this is.

:

This is happening.

:

Bob says it was one of his testicles.

:

One of his testicles was leviticus all the way to Heath in London next to an airplane.

:

That's quite the trick.

Duchess:

Google had liked our more conference.

Duchess:

That's what I.

:

When they land, just going to walk out and go, nanu, nanu, nanu, nanu.

Duchess:

I just, I just.

Duchess:

That guy, like, Jody says.

Duchess:

That guy says, you feel me?

Duchess:

Like, no, I don't.

Duchess:

Okay, don't, don't, don't say that.

Duchess:

And it's.

Duchess:

I just.

Duchess:

This is just.

Duchess:

I really.

Duchess:

I just.

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Well, we'll find out.

:

I hope you're right, because I don't want to see a war between UFOs and us.

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I don't want to be.

Duchess:

Well, that's true, but I have a holiday party to go to on Wednesday and Thursday and I don't want to go, so.

Duchess:

I mean, if something broke out, I'd be cool with that.

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Yes.

Duchess:

It'S cool.

Duchess:

God, these goddamn holiday parties are a.

:

All right, you don't believe it.

:

That's fine.

:

Okay, I'm down.

Duchess:

All right, well, I expect a full report on Thursday.

Duchess:

That's all I'm gonna say.

:

If we're still here, if we're.

:

If we're still alive, if we're still here, we'll see what happens.

Duchess:

Mork and his Orans let it.

Duchess:

Like.

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What was his.

:

What was the name of the planet he was from?

:

He was.

Duchess:

Mark from orc.

:

Oh, it's from work, right?

:

Yeah, but I thought.

:

I guess it is work from work.

:

Okay.

:

I'm with it.

:

I'm down with it.

Duchess:

I don't remember a whole lot, but.

:

There was another name of the other planet.

:

Maybe I'm thinking of super band with Krypton.

:

I don't know.

Duchess:

Whatever that was.

Duchess:

The planet.

Duchess:

So there you go.

Duchess:

You got it right.

:

Remember, he would always.

:

At the very end, he would talk to the.

Duchess:

I miss.

Duchess:

I miss Robin Williams.

Duchess:

Yeah, that was great.

Duchess:

Oh, there you go.

Duchess:

Mr.

Duchess:

Decaf says independence Day.

Duchess:

Well, you know what?

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

At this point.

Duchess:

Bring it.

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What are you gonna do?

Duchess:

Bring it.

Duchess:

I don't.

Duchess:

I'm just.

Duchess:

I just have.

Duchess:

Don't have the.

:

Just run towards the blast.

Duchess:

No, run away from the blast.

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Get.

:

Get it over with.

:

Snow.

Duchess:

Oh, yeah, that's true.

Duchess:

End.

:

It just ended.

:

Snoke sensing.

Duchess:

Like in the beginning, when they're on the top of the building party and they're like, welcome.

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Yeah.

:

That girl's looking up.

:

She's like, oh, this is gonna be.

Duchess:

We're gonna be friends.

Duchess:

Nope.

Duchess:

She deserved it.

:

Good night.

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Night.

Duchess:

Dumb hooker.

Duchess:

You had to be like Vivica Fox.

Duchess:

You had to be the smart dancer and run the away, right?

Duchess:

See, she survived.

:

Yeah.

:

While he's sitting there and he's like, daddy, Daddy, there's a spaceship outside.

:

He's like, yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

Duchess:

That is one of my favorite movies.

Duchess:

I absolutely.

Duchess:

That was.

:

Oh, that one you like.

Duchess:

I have a.

Duchess:

Well, I have a.

Duchess:

I thought it was well done, and I actually still think it kind of holds up a bit.

Duchess:

But my.

Duchess:

What.

Duchess:

My favorite part of that was that when I was very pregnant with my eldest daughter, that was the last movie I saw in the theater.

Duchess:

So I felt like it really was the end of my independence.

Duchess:

It was very symbolic movie for me.

:

Wow.

Duchess:

Oh, look.

Duchess:

Everybody dies.

Duchess:

I'm like, yeah, well, I saw.

Duchess:

I saw the movie in, like, 20 minute bursts because I'm like, I have to pee again.

Duchess:

So I was like, yeah, pregnant.

Duchess:

So.

Duchess:

But it was a good movie.

Duchess:

It was a good movie.

Duchess:

I still.

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Welcome to Irf.

Duchess:

I know.

:

All right.

Duchess:

That was a good movie.

:

As you guys know, I am on that shot which is called Manjaro.

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Since I've been on manjaro, I've lost 90 pounds.

Duchess:

Okay, fabulous.

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And that's been within a year.

:

But it's expensive.

:

Even with my insurance, it cost me somewhere around $500 a month, which is not cheap.

:

Okay.

:

So they are coming out with different types now.

:

There's, like, different kinds of it.

:

And right now, Biden and Say what you want.

:

I know.

:

It's like, he's trying to get it covered by Medicare and Medicaid, you know, so.

:

So the, the price will come down.

:

Cause it's ridiculous.

:

Look, there you go.

:

Ken Madden says, my wife's lost 105 pounds on Manjaro.

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There you go.

:

Congratulations.

Duchess:

That's awesome.

:

So let me just tell you about.

Duchess:

There you go.

:

See, I only pay 35 per shot.

:

See, that's if you got insurance.

:

That's fantastic.

Duchess:

He says per box.

:

Per box?

Duchess:

Yeah, per box.

:

Okay.

Duchess:

He was in California, so like.

Duchess:

Well, no, I lied.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

Not California.

Duchess:

My bad.

Duchess:

So he's in Wisconsin.

Duchess:

Okay, that's Aaron.

:

There we go.

:

All right.

:

So here's what it did for me.

:

One of the things it did for me was all that food noise and all those cravings and all immediately stop.

Duchess:

Turns it down.

:

Yeah, that turns it off.

:

You don't even.

Duchess:

Okay.

:

Like, okay.

:

You're like, oh, what's that?

:

What's that feeling?

:

I guess it's hunger.

:

I guess I'm hungry.

:

But I'm not sitting there saying, oh, I want to get pizza, I want to get this, I want to get that.

Duchess:

It distracts your brain.

Duchess:

So you're not like, I'm bored, let's eat something.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

But it's also having an effect on the economy.

:

And the reason I say that is because there's a lot of places that take secondhand clothes.

:

You know, it's like a consignment shop.

:

So what they're finding out is they're getting overloaded with like these big sizes of clothes.

:

Like all these extra plus size.

:

Yeah, all the plus sizes, they've increased 103%.

Duchess:

Wow.

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Of plus size clothing.

Duchess:

That's a lot.

:

All right.

:

They also say that there's a 12% increase for like XX small and X extra small and small sizes.

:

But there's also the decrease for XXL sizes and all.

:

I used to say that my shirt size, if it was a movie rating, it would be a kitty porn snuff film.

:

There's so many X's.

:

Yeah, there's a lot of X's in there.

:

But anyhow, I've went down a size so far.

Duchess:

Nice.

:

And to me, it really does help.

:

It's an amazing.

:

It's amazing.

:

And it's a tool.

Duchess:

Like, I think people forget that it's a tool.

Duchess:

It's not a way of life.

Duchess:

And people are very judgy about that.

:

Fuck them.

:

Well, it's, you know, everybody's path is different.

:

Well, what I'm saying is when you, when someone's an alcoholic, they send them away for treatment for six weeks.

:

You're on drugs, they send them away for six weeks.

:

If you have a problem with where you're binge eating or something like that, they got tough.

:

Yeah.

:

Tough on.

:

Get some willpower, eat a salad and take a walk.

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Chubby.

Duchess:

You can't not eat people.

:

Right.

Duchess:

It's.

Duchess:

It's not an option.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

Unless you have been in that situation, you don't know what that is.

:

You don't understand it.

:

That people that live with it all their lives, they under.

:

They understand it.

:

Yeah.

:

Shirt size went down.

:

Dick size went up.

:

That is true.

:

That is true.

Duchess:

Well, not for me, but.

Duchess:

Cool.

Duchess:

It's working for you, though.

:

Saying it's.

Duchess:

Sparky says, eat lima beans.

:

I love lima beans.

:

But so the thing is that they're now they're trying to figure.

:

They're starting to try to figure out if they can.

:

They're saying, oh, you're going to be on this all your life.

:

That's not really true because there's a lot of people that have been on it.

:

They lose the weight, they cut back to what they call maintenance dose.

:

But so what if this works?

:

So fucking what?

Duchess:

If this helps people have a healthier, happy life, then I'm all for it.

Duchess:

If they're seeing a doctor and the doctors, I'll say on their journey with them and they're just not being stupid and doing shit poorly, I'm 100% for it.

Duchess:

Everybody's got their own thing.

Duchess:

Nobody is.

Duchess:

It's not cookie cutter for every single person.

Duchess:

It's not.

:

So here's the big deal.

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% since:

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And according to a:

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Food sales have dropped because Morgan Stan Stanley just did a survey.

:

The people that are using GLP1 medications, they have went and have eaten fast food 77% less.

:

And I'm here to tell you that's 100% true.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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Because I don't go out for fast food anymore.

:

And to be honest with you, even when I do, it's, I'm like, this sucks.

Duchess:

Expensive, Expensive.

:

Right.

:

They also consume 62% less alcohol.

:

22% of people said they stopped drinking all together.

:

So this is working for a lot of people.

:

There's some side effects, though.

Duchess:

All right, I have to jump on this.

Duchess:

Hang on, Sparky.

Duchess:

Says the guy who ate a McRib last Thursday.

:

I can eat a McRib.

:

What's wrong with eating a McRib?

Duchess:

Well, because you said, oh, fast food, and then it wasn't.

Duchess:

He's busting your chops.

:

Yeah, I know.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

Listen, I'm not saying you're never going to eat a Whopper or McRib or anything like that, but I'll just tell you right now, Taco Bell's like dog food to me.

:

I can't.

:

That used to be my favorite place to eat.

:

Can't eat it anymore.

Duchess:

You can't afford McDonald's.

:

You're paying for.

:

Yeah, you can.

:

You can.

:

I'm not saying you go for it all.

:

Hey, listen, I used to eat.

:

I'm just say this to you before I got on this medication, before, when I was out of control and you live by yourself and you don't want to cook.

:

If you want, you went into my truck, in the back seat of my truck, you could take a trash bag and fill it with all the McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's, Taco Bell.

:

You could fill a trash bag with what I eat.

:

There's hardly anything there now.

:

Matter of fact, Saturday, I took my son somewhere, and he's like, can we get Arby's?

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And we went in and got Arby's.

:

I looked, I said, I don't even want any of this crap.

:

And I got him Arby's.

:

I didn't get anything.

Duchess:

Good for you.

:

So, I mean, it's just.

:

It's just the way it is.

Duchess:

Aaron says he's drinking less.

Duchess:

His tolerance is gone.

Duchess:

He's a cheap date.

:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I found that.

Duchess:

That when I.

Duchess:

When I've been losing weight.

Duchess:

That's.

Duchess:

That's.

Duchess:

It's like two glasses of wine.

Duchess:

I'm like, you know, you get goo.

Duchess:

It's ridiculous how that does affect your tolerance, like losing weight, and it's.

Duchess:

It's nuts.

Duchess:

I find them cold easier.

:

Well, the other thing is, when Deuce would come over here, he'd make me like, two.

:

Two of those old fashions.

Duchess:

Well, those are murder.

Duchess:

I couldn't drink that.

Duchess:

That was horrific.

:

Yeah, I'm loopy.

:

All right.

:

I say all that to say this because now everybody's having a.

:

They're having a shit fit about this.

Duchess:

Of course.

:

Here we go.

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This is our.

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Our friend Jillian Michaels talking about these.

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These drugs.

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Here we go.

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Biden has greenlit millions of Americans with obesity to be eligible to be covered under Medicare or Medicaid coverage for drugs.

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Like Ozempic and etc.

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The Department of Health and Human Services has put forth this costly proposal Tuesday morning.

Duchess:

It could cost taxpayers as much as.

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$35 billion over the next decade.

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You know what, how much cost more?

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How much cost for cancer drugs?

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Again, it's fat people.

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Fuck the fat people.

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That's should be the name of the show.

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Fuck the fat People.

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The thing is, it's like one.

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If it costs, you know, again, it's.

Duchess:

Because prevention, the prevention needed.

Duchess:

I'm sorry, I totally just cut you off.

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I'm sorry.

Duchess:

Where you're going with it.

Duchess:

What it is is that this may cost that much money upfront, but it's going to save so much more money for someone who is hospitalized for 30 days with diabetes or they have to have surgery to amputate their foot or there's some terrible.

Duchess:

There's so many comorbidities.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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Just hip replacements.

Duchess:

So much damage.

Duchess:

Heart.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

And just the amount of medications that someone could be on.

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Correct.

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This is what they're talking about.

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This is the bullshit that they're talking about.

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When people.

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Hold on.

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When people are not fat, they are healthier.

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So it bounces out.

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Yeah, exactly.

Duchess:

Celebrity fitness trainer Jillian Michaels has been.

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Outspoken about her disdain for Ozempic and for other weight loss drugs.

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Here's her take on this.

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What some people describe Ozempic as a miracle drug.

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Let's watch.

Duchess:

Number one, they're extremely expensive.

Duchess:

Number two, you can never get off of them or you gain all the weight back and then some.

Duchess:

Number three, there are significant side effects.

Duchess:

And I encourage you to watch that debate and learn for yourself so that you can make the decision with your eyes wide open.

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And number four, and arguably the most.

Duchess:

Important point for today is that the reason that people are having an impossible time with regard to not overeating is because the ultra processed foods you and I were just talking about are specifically strategically designed to undermine our satiety and be addictive.

Duchess:

And this is just one more thing that Bobby Kennedy will hopefully be rectifying when he gets to be the head of hhs.

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I hate her.

Duchess:

She is a disgusting person.

Duchess:

Disgusting person.

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And we'll get back into this because.

Duchess:

I have so much to say about her response.

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She is.

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She used to be on the Biggest Loser.

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She was one of the trainers.

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And if I'm going to go back to my TV talk days, the one year I did the show about the Biggest Loser and my co host was a woman out of Philadelphia.

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radio on the country station:

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Her name's.

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Well, her name.

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Her radio name is Nick the.

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Nick the Web chick or something like that.

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But her name's.

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Her real name's Nicole.

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I don't.

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I don't know if I'm.

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I don't know if she usually has name, so I'm not going to use it.

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But anyhow, her real name is Nicole, and we used to do the show, and she was on the show and she won the fourth season.

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I think she finished third.

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So she went through this whole thing.

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So we used to have fights on the show about the way they do things in the bat.

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And I hated Jillian, and I used.

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Every week I would attack Jillian for what she did.

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So it was about that.

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All right, so you said you had something about her.

Duchess:

So I'm personally not a fan of hers because I think she very much enjoyed tormenting people.

Duchess:

I think she was a bit of a bully.

Duchess:

Now, I never watched the Biggest Loser because reality, I don't want to watch that till I was ready to make my changes and do what I need to do.

Duchess:

But I find her particularly repulsive because she's saying this because it's like, Jody had brought this up in Rumble.

Duchess:

This taps into her side hustle business of selling cookbooks, promoting all her eating plans and this and that.

Duchess:

I saw her on Sean Hannity the other night, I think, when I shared this story, and I think I even wrote that she's a piece of shit, because I'm not a fan, because she went on, she's like, well, I don't know why people just can't have organic meals.

Duchess:

I'm like, because we're all not rich.

Duchess:

We don't have cooks and people who fetch food for us.

Duchess:

Some of us are actually working people who can't afford it.

Duchess:

Now, do I.

Duchess:

I'm not suggesting go out and get a Big Mac instead of a dinner, but if there are people who just don't have the time or the ability or the finances to cook organically, like she said, I mean, yes, I think a lot of people would like to, but that's not.

Duchess:

Everybody has the ability to have a selection of food wherever they go.

Duchess:

It's just not possible.

Duchess:

And there's food deserts and all this, that and the other.

Duchess:

But I just find that it's.

Duchess:

It's her own personal pocket.

Duchess:

She's only preaching because of that, because it takes away from her shtick.

Duchess:

And it's like.

Duchess:

And she's the person that goes, well, just don't eat.

Duchess:

And Go for a walk, exercise till you puke.

Duchess:

That like, that's her thing.

Duchess:

And I don't.

Duchess:

I very much disagree with her way of thinking.

Duchess:

Sure.

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You know, so why don't we go back into the way back machine and watch her on the Biggest losers, her greatest hits.

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Bored with a pathetic story?

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It bores me.

Duchess:

Get on the ladder.

Duchess:

Are you ready to work?

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Are you ready to work?

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If you quit on me again, you.

Duchess:

Go home and no one's gonna.

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I'd have punched that right in the face if she got in my face like that.

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I don't care who she is.

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I don't care about the show.

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My.

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My days on that show would have been done.

Duchess:

I wonder how many food issues she has.

Duchess:

I wonder if she was like the fat kid growing up.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Because her.

Duchess:

The way she talked you.

Duchess:

Now.

Duchess:

I understand it's reality and reality tv and that's the bullshit you do.

Duchess:

But like that to me is so.

Duchess:

It's so disrespectful to talk to anybody that way.

Duchess:

And especially somebody having been where the woman she's screaming at having been in that place, and I'm still in that place.

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She's fat.

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Shaming.

Duchess:

She absolutely is.

Duchess:

And it's like the abuse that you put on yourself as a big person is.

Duchess:

You don't need this psycho bitch to be screaming in your face.

Duchess:

I would have throat punched her in a second.

Duchess:

There's no way I would allow anybody to talk to me that way.

Duchess:

But there was a time I would have.

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You know, I understand.

Duchess:

I would have.

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Michael's favorite meal was snapper and clam.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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But besides that, she's a.

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She's a lesbian.

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Get it?

Duchess:

Chase you.

Duchess:

No one here.

Duchess:

You scream.

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Boom.

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No, no, no.

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Keep running.

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Get on.

Duchess:

Ten seconds, go.

Duchess:

Don't stop.

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Go.

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Ten.

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Go, go, go.

Duchess:

Nine.

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Don't.

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Don't go.

Duchess:

Five seconds.

Duchess:

Kiss.

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Treadmill.

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What the am I here for?

Cliff High:

Go.

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Come on.

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Go.

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She'd have caught one in the chops here.

Duchess:

Yeah, she.

Duchess:

She definitely would have gotten one in the face.

Duchess:

There's.

Duchess:

You can't make somebody get on a treadmill who's 400 pounds and then crank it the up.

Duchess:

You just can't.

Duchess:

That's not how it works.

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She used to make these people exercise until they puked.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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And they would throw up.

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And then she was happy about it.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

Let go.

Duchess:

Treadmill.

Duchess:

Last chance.

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She's got a lady by the ankles.

Duchess:

Her favorite position, favorite way of grabbing them.

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Yeah, right.

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And she's.

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And the lady's like, on her, like, kind of doing.

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What are those things called?

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Planks?

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She's kind of doing a plank.

Duchess:

Planks with weights.

Duchess:

And she's pulling up.

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Yeah.

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This broad, I swear to God, she.

Duchess:

Got a roundhouse with a fucking weight right in the head.

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Yeah, I've heard.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

You can't talk to people that way.

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She hates this and she doesn't understand it, and she's got a platform.

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Well, why don't they go out and actually talk to people that have used this drug and lost, like 100, 150 pounds, 200 pounds on this drug?

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

And again, that drug is not.

Duchess:

And they fix.

Duchess:

It's not going to fix everything, but it helps people get to where they're going to be able to move and be able to make themselves healthier.

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It's a fix.

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It's a fix.

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You can go on this drug and eat like 800 calories a day and be satisfied.

Duchess:

And not even that's not healthy either.

Duchess:

That's not good for your hair.

Duchess:

It's not good for your liver.

Duchess:

It's.

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When you're that much overweight.

Duchess:

It's a fix, but it's a balance.

Duchess:

You have to.

Duchess:

Eventually you're going to have to learn to wean that down and eat food.

Duchess:

You're going to have to eat like.

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A person eating food, but you're picking.

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You're making better choices because you're not making better choice.

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I don't have cravings.

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Craving for Taco Bell.

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I don't have a craving for pizza.

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I don't have a craving for this.

Duchess:

Right.

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You know, you don't have cravings anymore.

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You eat to live, not live to eat.

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It's a big difference.

Duchess:

It is.

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Huge difference.

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

I've been.

Duchess:

I've been.

Duchess:

Been very much my.

Duchess:

The last time I went to the doctor, she wanted to get me.

Duchess:

She wanted to put me on that, and I was very much against it.

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Why?

Duchess:

Because I don't.

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Does your insurance cover it?

Duchess:

I'm sure it does.

Duchess:

I'm sure.

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Why would you even try it?

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Why wouldn't you try it?

Duchess:

I don't know.

Duchess:

I.

Duchess:

I have a lot of mental struggles about it, so.

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Why?

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What mental struggle?

Duchess:

I don't know.

Duchess:

I don't.

Duchess:

I don't know if I want to be on meds or if I want to just continue to try to do better week.

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You take a shot, you stick it in your stomach, you hit it, and it's done.

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Now, I'm not gonna lie a little for a couple.

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Like when you first start Taking.

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You're a little nauseous for a day or two.

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And when I say a little nauseous.

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Just a little nauseous.

Duchess:

Just one hit.

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My God.

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I mean, if you, if you, if the doctor prescribes it and your insurance pays for it, why wouldn't you try it?

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That befuddles me.

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Especially someone that's been doing this as long as you have and has to go through all this stuff and you won't even try it.

Duchess:

Yeah, well, okay, I, Yeah, I've got different thoughts on it, but I'm not against it.

Duchess:

I think if people want to do it and use it, I think it should, but I don't know.

Duchess:

I'm looking at how far I want to go and do I want to do.

Duchess:

I don't know if that's how I want to go or not.

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What do you mean, how far you want to go?

Duchess:

Well, how much more weight I want to lose, so.

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Well, how much more weight do you think you want?

Duchess:

I don't want to talk, so I'm not, I'll never be happy with my weight, so.

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Okay, so I know you, you starve yourself anyhow.

Duchess:

No, I'm not.

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Yes, you do.

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And then you exercise like a fiend.

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So we've talked about this plenty of times and not on this show that I think that you do too much.

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And I think your issue is cortisol because you're all jacked up on caffeine and working out and no sleep and all this stuff.

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Meth is the best weight loss drug.

Duchess:

Okay.

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But it's not very good for the teeth.

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I understand that part of it, but I, I, like I said, I, I don't know.

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It was a miracle for me.

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I'm telling you, I took that shot the very first time.

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And within.

Duchess:

I remember we talked about it.

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I couldn't believe it.

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I was like, wow, this is how normal people feel.

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I've never felt like this before.

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I can't ever remember feeling like this before.

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It's, it's insane.

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It is crazy.

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So I, I don't know.

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I would love to see them drop the price on.

Duchess:

Well, that's, it's the fact that some people pay a lot less.

Duchess:

The.

Duchess:

Yeah, it needs to be stabled a stabilized price that's not to charge what you're paying.

Duchess:

And then other people are getting it for like, like Bruce, $35.

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You know, it's like, well, here's, here's something else.

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So let me play this one for you.

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Jillian Michaels.

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In.

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Is in here.

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But just I want to play the first part of it so you can see what I'm talking about.

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In the meantime, there is a new pharma entry into the weight loss drug race.

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Direct to consumer platform.

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Hims and Hers Health announcing today that it will offer an injectable weight loss drug.

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The generic treatment will use the same active ingredient, so called GLP1s and drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy.

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But it will cost a lot less.

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It'll start at $199 per month compared to the thousand dollar plus for Saxenda, Wegovy and Zepbound hims and her stock shooting up on the news.

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But is this all good news?

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Bring in celebrity fitness trainer.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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And health and wellness.

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Yeah.

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We ain't listening to her again with her big fat smile.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Well, I'm just wondering how she paid for that house.

Duchess:

Screaming at obese people.

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Exactly.

Duchess:

So they cried, right?

Duchess:

That's cool.

Duchess:

I hope she enjoys that, that her method, you know, and I get it.

Duchess:

Like again, it's played up for television.

Duchess:

So she was, I'm sure she was.

Duchess:

She seemed like she really enjoyed that character.

Duchess:

So if she was like, well, that was just for the show.

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I'm like, no, I don't think so.

Duchess:

I don't think so.

Duchess:

I think you're a mean.

Duchess:

And if that's, that's the how you get off on tormenting people, I don't know if I dig.

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She would grab a, she would grab a rope, right, and put it around somebody like a guy that wasn't training hard enough and she would dig her heels in and she would make that guy drag her across the floor.

Duchess:

Well, like a horse.

Duchess:

Like she had like a horse.

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And she would dig her heels in and hold back like she was plowing the plow on a field.

Duchess:

It's too bad he didn't fall backwards and crush.

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I'm telling you.

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If, like, because it's a shame because I'm telling you, I would not.

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I would have been off the show in about two.

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I would have.

Duchess:

I think people know what they get them.

Duchess:

This is what you get when you sign up for reality tv.

Duchess:

That's what the audience wants.

Duchess:

That's what people want.

Duchess:

I think what's sad about it is that people are desperate for help and they're like, I'll go on this show, that'll help me.

Duchess:

And then you walk away with more mental trauma about food.

Duchess:

Like to me that makes it worse.

Duchess:

Like, okay, Maybe you've lost £150, but now you're mentally fucked up.

Duchess:

About any kind of food or any nonsense or anything.

Duchess:

And like, God forbid you pick up a sandwich to eat, like in another year, like, how does that, how does that bounce back around in your brain?

Duchess:

Like, because again, you can, you can lose weight, but it's, it's not the initial, it's keeping it off.

Duchess:

It's the lifestyle you have afterwards.

Duchess:

Like if you decrease your meds or you change or you back off your meds or however, you still have to live your life.

Duchess:

So how do you do that?

Duchess:

So are you teaching people how to do that?

Duchess:

Or you're just teaching them ways to, you know, just train till they puke and then like eat salads.

Duchess:

Like, it's.

Duchess:

You can't just eat a salad your whole life.

Duchess:

You know, it's like you have to be able to go, I'm going to have a steak or I'm going to have.

Duchess:

I'm going to have a piece of cake and not beat myself up like I beat myself up.

Duchess:

But you have to be able to work around that.

Duchess:

It's just people say, oh, Matt, that one meal a day, I can't do that.

Duchess:

That mentally, for me, I'm working out in the morning.

Duchess:

By 10 o'clock, I am so hungry.

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I understand that.

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And so Jody says to me that I'm peer pressuring you and that's not cool.

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All I'm telling you is how it worked for me.

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It might not work for her.

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The side effects, I know people that have tried it and it makes them violently ill and they can't get past it.

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And to me now I can take.

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I'm on the highest dose right now, and I can take it.

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And I'm.

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I don't even feel sick, you know, I don't, I don't.

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That's awesome though, what I do.

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But I don't have any for like the first three days.

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I have no appetite whatsoever, right.

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Which is when I can really.

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That's when I can really bear down.

Duchess:

So what do you do?

Duchess:

Like, do you just don't eat?

Duchess:

Do you drink water?

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Well, first of all, you have to drink water with this.

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Because if not, we've talked about the constipation problem.

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It's good.

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Cause we know that discussion.

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But what I do is like this morning I make things like.

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So right now I have this protein, pumpkin protein powder, chia seed pudding thing going.

Duchess:

Oh, it sounds horrible, but okay.

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Okay, so here's what it is.

Duchess:

That's all right.

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It's milk.

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It's a pumpkin puree.

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It is two scoops of cinnamon, protein powder.

Duchess:

Okay.

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A couple shakes of pumpkin spice and that's it.

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You mix that all up and then you put, you pour about a half a cup of chia seeds in a container and then you pour it in there and they swell up and it's like, it's like pumpkin pie filling.

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It's good.

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So I have some of that in the morning and then, you know, and when I say morning, I don't eat until noon.

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And then I stop eating at 4:00.

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So I have that.

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And then I'll have some cottage cheese.

Duchess:

So you eat once every 24.

Duchess:

Like you eat within a four hour window?

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Yeah, within a four.

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So I'm 20 hours off, four hours on.

Duchess:

Wow.

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That's it.

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And I can do that now.

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I could never do that before.

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So whatever.

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I mean, it's okay.

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Don't do it.

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I mean, I'm hoping, like I said, I'm hoping to be able to.

Duchess:

I think what bothered me about my doctor was that she was just like, I was all ready to discuss it and she's just like, oh, well, here, take these.

Duchess:

Like, we didn't have discussion.

Duchess:

She just was like, immediately went to the drawer to give me drugs.

Duchess:

Like, we didn't discuss.

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What was she gonna give?

Duchess:

Well, I wanted to talk more about like, my health and my issues and things that were going like, she, I didn't feel like she knew what I was doing and she just like looked at me and she's like, oh, you need weight loss drugs.

Duchess:

And that's where I was like, pissed about.

Duchess:

So.

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Okay, all right.

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Yeah, I, like I said, I think it.

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To me, it's a light, it's a lifesaver.

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I mean, I spent years.

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This will be the first year.

Duchess:

Could resell them, sell them over here, sell them to John.

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This is the first year that I can remember that I'll weigh less this January 1st than I weighed last January 1st.

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And I'm talking about you.

Duchess:

That's awesome.

Duchess:

That's huge though.

Duchess:

I'm really proud of you.

Duchess:

That is fantastic.

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Well, it's the drugs.

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Don't be proud of me.

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Invented that drug.

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Well, they're the ones that did it.

Duchess:

But it worked.

Duchess:

And you're still using it and you didn't like, stop because I remember you were being, you were not upset, but you were concerned about the nausea and things like that.

Duchess:

And we, I remember we had discussion about it and you're like, I don't know.

Duchess:

But you kept with it.

Duchess:

And you know, your doctor's good with it.

Duchess:

You see your doctors regularly, so.

Duchess:

Yeah, that's the important thing.

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Exactly.

Duchess:

You have your doctors involved on it.

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And I can do things like, okay, so in my house here, if you go, I go up a set of steps and through a couple rooms and I go to my bedroom.

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Before I started this, and when I was at my most weight, by the time I got up to my bedroom, I was so out of breath that I had to sit down.

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My heart was pounding.

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I couldn't.

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So now I go up.

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I can do all that stuff, you know, there's a lot of stuff that I can do now that I never did before.

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I'm not saying never did before.

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I haven't done in a long, long time.

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That's to me what it.

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That's to me what's.

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Like, I don't get on the scale.

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I get on a scale once a month just so I know where I'm at.

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I don't get on a scale.

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I know, because my clothes are loose and, you know, I'm constantly tightening up on the pants.

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And I, I went from once, like, this shirt here is one.

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I didn't get a chance to put my other shirt on because I usually.

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But this one's like, it's like, it's all, you know, it's like I said, it looks like a piece of bacon.

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And I don't get a chance to put my other shirt on.

Duchess:

That's a good thing, though.

Duchess:

No, it is, like now, you know, like so.

Duchess:

And you can tell.

Duchess:

So you feel better.

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Yeah, but I don't like the way that, you know, they're like, oh, well, it's going to cost this.

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This much money and this.

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Yeah, but what about all the money you're not going to have to pay for diet, you know, the diabetes, the heart attacks, surgery, all that.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Nursing homes or any kind of after care.

Duchess:

Like.

Duchess:

Yeah, it's crazy.

:

And also they'll take your stomach and cut it out to where it looks like a banana.

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They'll do that.

:

That's plenty.

:

They'll pay for that surgery, Right.

:

How much does that cost?

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And then for the rest of your life.

Duchess:

Yeah, yeah.

Duchess:

You can eat like that much food at one serving, by the way.

Duchess:

I had that done.

Duchess:

I had not, not the, the, the stomach removal, but I had gastric.

Duchess:

The little valve.

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What's that called?

Duchess:

Yeah, the bypass.

Duchess:

Yeah, it's.

:

Now I forget what that's called.

:

It was a little thing that you would go around your stomach.

Duchess:

Yeah.

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And then you would pop.

Duchess:

It worked for a while until you learned Tricks.

Duchess:

And then, okay, I gained the weight back.

:

So my sister, she had this thing where they put a balloon down your throat and then filled it with water, and it was in there so it would take up your snow so you couldn't eat as much.

:

And she.

:

I forget how long she had it in there.

:

And then they had to go barbaric.

:

Had to go back down there and then puncture it, let the water out, and then pull it out of her throat again.

Duchess:

Oh, my God.

Duchess:

That's.

Duchess:

God bless her.

Duchess:

God bless her.

:

So I said, oh.

:

So then me, I'm like, oh, tell me how it works.

:

She calls me up in two weeks.

:

She goes, do not do this.

:

This no sucks.

Duchess:

That's awful.

:

Matter of fact, she's the one.

:

She's lost a lot of weight, but she gets the compound.

:

Like, where they.

:

The pharmacy does it.

:

Like, she buys the compounded type.

:

She doesn't buy because it's less expensive.

Duchess:

Yes.

:

And.

:

And now that.

:

That there.

:

It's hard.

:

She said there's two times.

:

Like, one time the pharmacy went out of business, and the second time, the pharmacist died.

:

She's like, now what do I do?

Duchess:

I'm sorry about your loss, but, like, I really need my meds.

Duchess:

Like, where do I go?

:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

So Sparky's gagging.

Duchess:

Sparky says, I'm gagging, thinking about that.

:

The balloon's like.

:

You're eating a piece of pizza.

:

And the things banging around in there.

Duchess:

So how long did she have that in her?

:

I want to say she had it in there for two months.

Duchess:

Oh, my God.

:

I don't know.

:

I can't.

:

Again, I don't know.

:

And I'm here.

:

No, I'm telling Sales out of school.

Duchess:

No.

Duchess:

But that procedure alone is horrifying.

:

I should have said a woman.

:

I know.

:

I shouldn't have ratted my sister out like that.

:

That's.

Duchess:

All right.

Duchess:

Well, we don't know her, but that's.

Duchess:

God bless her.

Duchess:

She's a strong woman.

Duchess:

If she did that, that's a dedication.

:

I also have family members that are on the same shot, Manjaro or Ozempic, and they've lost £100 on this stuff, too.

:

So it does make a difference.

:

The other issue is it takes away your whole pleasure center.

:

So there's a lot of things.

:

I haven't played poker.

:

I haven't played VR poker in months because I just don't have the same thing for.

:

You know, you're just, like, at an easy.

Duchess:

The addiction, it's the.

:

Yeah, it's the.

:

Yeah, that.

:

Whole.

:

That whole rush thing.

:

I don't have the need for that anymore, which is weird.

:

All right, well, we didn't get to 90 of the things that we were supposed to get to because of this.

Duchess:

That's a good discussion, though.

Duchess:

I've enjoyed this.

Duchess:

I said it and.

:

All right.

:

Would you like.

Duchess:

No.

:

What's that?

Duchess:

Bob says side note.

Duchess:

Her deep throat game got better.

:

Well, I guess.

:

I don't know.

Duchess:

It is a sister.

Duchess:

Pops, she's sorry.

Duchess:

She's gonna murder you.

Duchess:

Oh, my God.

:

I know.

Duchess:

Jody says after he got shot, he lost 60 pounds.

Duchess:

Try eating through your nose for a week.

Duchess:

Yeah, that'll do it.

Duchess:

That'll do it.

:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

No, I've enjoyed this.

Duchess:

I think this is a good conversation.

:

No, I did, too.

:

But, you know, like I said, we only go for an hour and a half because who's on tonight for Monday Night Football?

Duchess:

I don't even know.

Duchess:

I don't even care.

Duchess:

I don't think I do.

Duchess:

I care.

Duchess:

Do I care who's on Monday night football?

:

Not 100%.

Duchess:

Keep talking.

Duchess:

I'll look.

Duchess:

I'm looking right now.

Duchess:

I'm surprised.

Duchess:

I don't know it.

:

All right, so Duchess won't be here Thursday.

:

She has.

:

I have plans.

:

I have a social.

Duchess:

Browns and the Broncos.

Duchess:

Who gives a shit?

:

Yeah, who gives a.

Duchess:

We can keep talking.

Duchess:

Bob, put it up.

Duchess:

Denver.

Duchess:

Cleveland.

:

Yeah.

:

So this coming Thursday, I have a co host.

:

And my co host is Edward.

:

Edward from Rubberneckers.

:

Edward from mi.

:

Canceled.

:

Edward will be here Thursday night.

:

Hopefully.

Duchess:

I'm sorry, I won't be here.

:

Kill him.

:

But anyhow, we're going to talk.

:

I don't know what we're going to talk about.

:

He's like, what are we going to talk about?

:

Like, why do I always have to.

:

Could you come up with a couple topics?

Duchess:

Yes.

Duchess:

Deadward.

Duchess:

Deadward.

Duchess:

Edward will be here.

:

Yes, he will be here.

:

It should be fun.

:

One of the things we could talk about is how his hero had a homosexual experience with.

Duchess:

Oh, I saw that.

Duchess:

Two.

Duchess:

Two of those.

:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Dipshits.

Duchess:

What are their names?

:

Yeah.

:

His wife divorced him.

:

Destiny.

:

Because she kept saying his.

:

His dick tastes like shit.

:

But that might have been the first clue.

Duchess:

Yeah, well, I wonder why he did.

:

We'll see what happens.

:

I don't know.

:

Edward might surprise me and show up as a character.

:

I don't know, but I'll go with it.

:

Whatever happens, he's gonna be.

Duchess:

Oh, what was the one with the squeaky voice?

:

Well, you have the king of the simps.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

That wasn't him.

:

And then you have Eugene.

Duchess:

Eugene, Eugene.

:

Yes.

:

King of the simps.

:

And then.

:

Is there someone else, too?

:

I can't remember.

:

Who else.

Duchess:

Google head remembers.

:

I'll never forget.

:

As long as I live, I'll never forget Eugene.

:

Trust me.

Duchess:

Ballistic.

Duchess:

Holy.

Duchess:

No, it was.

Duchess:

That was some crazy.

Duchess:

I'm telling you.

Duchess:

But I.

Duchess:

I enjoyed our discussion tonight.

Duchess:

I think that whole.

Duchess:

That, man.

Duchess:

When I.

Duchess:

When I saw Jillian Michaels on.

Duchess:

It was Friday night, and I just remember watching that, thinking, like, what a privileged.

Duchess:

Like, I just.

Duchess:

I just could not get past like, how much, like, as soon as I saw her on the screen, like, the.

Duchess:

Like, it was such an immediate revulsion.

Duchess:

When she popped up, I was just.

Duchess:

I was livid.

Duchess:

I was yelling at the TV like it's a football game.

Duchess:

She just made me so angry.

:

You know, she's a judgy mc.

:

Judgy pants about this stuff.

Duchess:

So.

:

I mean, if you're nice and skinny like Megyn Kelly or someone like that, she's your best friend.

:

But if you're.

Duchess:

Of course, well, she makes her money.

Duchess:

She's.

Duchess:

That's, you know, right.

:

If you're a pudge.

:

If you're a pudgy like me, she's got no time for it.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

All right.

:

Since it is Monday night, are we doing the podcast shout outs?

Duchess:

We should do the podcast shout outs.

:

I have them here so you can start it off.

Duchess:

All right.

Duchess:

I should probably open my notes because I was not looking.

Duchess:

I was trying not to look at my phone.

:

Why send the notes?

:

You're supposed to be looking at the notes.

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

What?

Duchess:

We were talking.

Duchess:

Where are the notes?

:

Jesus Christ.

Duchess:

Oh, don't get all fussed.

:

Well, I mean.

:

Good one.

Duchess:

It's a podcast.

Duchess:

Relax.

:

No, I.

:

I understand it's a podcast.

:

I get.

:

It's a podcast, but I make because I wasn't prepared.

Duchess:

Well, do you want me to sit and look at my phone while we're talking?

:

No, no, no.

:

But you should be able to see what's going on here.

Duchess:

Well, I know, and then.

Duchess:

Then you brought it up, and then I just didn't have my phone open.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

It's so grumpy.

Duchess:

Good Lord.

:

Okay.

Duchess:

All right.

Duchess:

Would you like me to start, or would you like to start?

:

Hang on a second.

:

I just want to show something.

:

So here's the thing.

:

This is what I do.

:

Okay.

:

Here's.

:

Here is, like, all the topics, what we're going to talk about.

:

Fun, facts, all the stuff.

Duchess:

And for the Folks who are able to see this.

:

Yes.

:

All the.

Duchess:

John's showing off his notes.

:

Showing you our notes.

:

There it is.

:

There's all the podcast shout outs and all.

:

You didn't get to.

:

Okay, all right.

:

I'm just saying I do this, I send it to you.

Duchess:

I know.

Duchess:

I've looked at it.

Duchess:

I looked at it all day.

Duchess:

I was prepared.

Duchess:

And then when we're talking, I'm not looking at it because I don't.

Duchess:

I don't have an Apple computer.

Duchess:

I don't have notes up on my computer, so I have to look at it on my phone.

:

Okay.

Duchess:

So while we're talking, I'm not looking at my phone.

:

Okay.

Duchess:

Okay, Gotcha.

Duchess:

All right, just checking.

:

Do you have your.

:

Do you have your notes up now so we can do the podcast?

Duchess:

I have the notes out.

Duchess:

Thank you very much.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

So glad you're checking.

:

All right, you start.

Duchess:

Okay.

Duchess:

Brand X podcast featuring John and Deuce.

:

Yep.

:

Gonna be January.

Duchess:

January.

Duchess:

Stay tuned.

Duchess:

Make sure you subscribe and you follow.

:

Stay subscribed for.

:

You know, just say subscribe.

:

All right?

:

And say if you're.

:

If you also listen to Jamingo Ranch, stay subscribed to that.

:

Every once in a while, I might throw something out there.

:

You never know with me.

:

We'll see what happens.

Duchess:

He says I'm being respectful.

:

Respectful or disrespectful?

:

I don't know.

Duchess:

I'm being respectful.

Duchess:

How dare you.

Duchess:

Good Lord.

:

The TNA podcast with Jason Roach and Sam Hall.

Duchess:

Shitty Song of the Week with Red and Teresa.

:

And then I shake my head with Lisa and Sam.

:

That was.

:

They also talked about me eating the McRib.

:

They're very jealous.

:

They don't get the up in Canada.

Duchess:

They could come to New Jersey and I'll be happy to show them around.

:

When Samantha was here, McRib was in town and we all.

:

We both of us ate one on and we videotaped it and sent it to Lisa.

:

Just.

Duchess:

Oh, Lisa must have been out of her mind.

:

All in the wounds.

:

Yeah.

Duchess:

Did Sam like it?

:

She said it was okay.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

Are we going to be on the Shitty Song of the Week?

:

Do you know anything?

:

Have you heard anything?

Duchess:

They said for most likely January, but Teresa did not give me a date.

Duchess:

I have not asked her about it because they were just closing up with Shitty Song of the Year.

Duchess:

So they're getting through that.

Duchess:

So I'll send her playoffs.

Duchess:

Playoffs.

Duchess:

Well, they're at the finale now, so I think that'll be dropping soon.

:

I can't wait.

Duchess:

I Can't either.

Duchess:

I'm excited.

Duchess:

Turd.

:

All right, you're up next.

:

There.

Duchess:

The Weathered report with Bruce, Jason, and Ken.

Duchess:

All of them.

Duchess:

Jason has a website, so it's horrible designs, and Ken has Mad K Studios.

Duchess:

I definitely encourage you guys to check them out.

:

Okay.

Duchess:

As well.

:

All right, the PO Boys podcast with Jody B.

:

Now, I hear he has two in the tank, but he hasn't put them out yet.

:

Also, they've been having some issues with a podcast with a hum.

:

Audio hum from their:

:

So we were working on that the other day when.

:

I say we was Mike from WFOD and Jody.

Duchess:

Nice.

Duchess:

So you're getting there.

Duchess:

Hopefully it'll work out.

:

We'll see.

Duchess:

Oops.

Duchess:

Hang on.

Duchess:

There we go.

Duchess:

The Fine Whining podcast with Mike, Jerry and Cheese.

Duchess:

They've been quiet lately, so they even.

:

Put one out anymore.

:

Should we take them off at the list?

Duchess:

I have reached out to Jerry, so I will talk.

Duchess:

I will keep you updated.

:

Jerry.

:

Jerry.

Duchess:

Where's Jerry?

:

Yes, Jerry.

:

Does he still do that stupid show that he did by himself?

:

The.

:

Whatever it's called?

Duchess:

I haven't seen any updates lately.

:

Okay, so that's enough.

Duchess:

I know he's been working quite a bit, so he's.

Duchess:

He's had ridiculous schedule.

Duchess:

I'm not sure what Mike and she.

Duchess:

I haven't seen Mike around either.

Duchess:

I think he popped into Discord like a month ago.

Duchess:

Right?

:

Yeah.

:

These kids today, they just dropped things.

:

Like.

:

Like, you know, it's like they have lives and girlfriends and.

Duchess:

How dare they.

:

Yeah.

Duchess:

What?

:

You crazy?

:

The.

:

My.

:

The.

:

My.

:

My show.

Duchess:

There you go.

:

With Moriety.

Duchess:

With Mariah.

:

Mariah, yes.

:

So it's Mariety.

:

With Mariah.

Duchess:

Yes.

:

All right, so here also, I found out that Duchess, Mariah and this other guy, Bo Dip.

:

What's his name?

:

Bo Slip.

Duchess:

Evan and Tom.

:

Well, which one's Boss Dip?

:

That's in our Discord?

:

What's his.

:

Which one's he?

Duchess:

I don't.

Duchess:

Well, that's Moriah Bog Flip.

:

Oh, that's Mariah.

Duchess:

Yes.

:

Jesus.

:

Okay, so you were on the Bible show.

:

They re.

:

Resurrected Christ.

Duchess:

Oh, yeah, I see.

:

A Bible show.

Duchess:

Yeah, the who's Right podcast did the Bible show.

:

Right.

:

And then they quit because.

Duchess:

Well, they stopped doing it.

Duchess:

So it was Mariah's.

Duchess:

I think it was Mariah's baby at first.

Duchess:

And then they.

Duchess:

She gave it to them, the idea to them, and then they stopped doing it, so she took it back.

Duchess:

And then she does it with Tom, who's like the tree man, Tom.

Duchess:

He does a lot of voice.

Duchess:

He has an amazing voice as he does.

Duchess:

And Evan.

Duchess:

So he's.

Duchess:

He's the other fellow on there.

Duchess:

And they.

Duchess:

They were a lot of fun.

Duchess:

So they invited me on to be a guest and they've never.

Duchess:

They haven't had a guest on.

Duchess:

So this was the first episode with a guest, so I just kind of hit the ground running.

:

Which.

:

Which chapter and verse of the Bible did you talk about?

Duchess:

They talked about it.

Duchess:

I just kind of weighed in on.

Duchess:

On the discussion.

Duchess:

They.

Duchess:

They did more of a deep dive, but they're on chapter 16.

Duchess:

Chapter 16.

Duchess:

I don't know.

:

Chapter 16 of.

Duchess:

I don't know.

:

Okay, I'm sorry.

Duchess:

No, I don't.

Duchess:

I just.

Duchess:

I truly don't.

Duchess:

I don't recall.

Duchess:

So it's my bad.

Duchess:

But it was a lot of fun.

Duchess:

They were riots, so.

Duchess:

All right, our topics.

Duchess:

We didn't even start the show, I think until about almost 30 minutes in.

Duchess:

So it was fun.

:

Sounds amazing.

Duchess:

Okay, so next podcast is shooting the Shiznit with Brian Trammel.

Duchess:

I might be on that tomorrow night.

Duchess:

Just for.

Duchess:

He does that five minute.

:

Oh, you're doing a five minute thing.

Duchess:

Yeah, I'll do.

:

Says Leviticus.

:

Leviticus.

:

Thank you.

Duchess:

Thank you.

Duchess:

My bad.

Duchess:

Joanie knows.

Duchess:

Jen knows everything.

:

The Bromigos podcast with the Undercover Brother, Panama Red Newman from the Seinfeld show and Coach something.

:

And who did I miss?

:

Matt.

Duchess:

Matt.

:

Undercover Brother.

:

He's the Undercover.

Duchess:

Oh, okay.

Duchess:

I just.

:

The Undercover Brother.

Duchess:

I know.

:

He's a.

:

He's a wigger.

Duchess:

Oh, my.

Duchess:

It's Matt.

Duchess:

Matt Mish.

Duchess:

The MI cancel podcast with Deadward Edward.

Duchess:

Deadward Edward.

:

You know, so every Friday morning I wake up, I live for them.

:

Pick up my pod as I brush my teeth and take my morning constitutional.

Duchess:

Yeah.

:

You know, and take a shower.

:

I turn on the MI canceled podcast to listen to how many times I'm talked about, because I'm that way.

Duchess:

Literally the beginning of the show almost every single time.

Duchess:

He starts off with John Jamingo.

:

Right.

:

And then I fast forward through his song until I get to the meat and potatoes of the show.

:

And this Friday I go there and there's no Am I canceled.

:

Apparently we have a graduate.

:

A graduate from college.

:

He had take.

:

Taken his finals for his last semester.

:

So he's.

:

Now he's got to go out in the working world.

Duchess:

I'm thrilled for him.

:

Yeah, I'm very excited for him too.

Duchess:

So I can't wait for this week then.

:

Right.

:

And then we have the WFOD podcast with Mike and Travis and drunk.

:

Always a good listen.

:

Yes, I enjoy, I enjoy the very first part until they get to the interview.

:

And I, I'm very, very finicky about the podcasts I listen to.

Duchess:

You are.

:

But this is what I will say about FOD podcast.

:

Mike does a great job of.

Duchess:

Oh, his production is ridiculous.

:

Yeah, he has a really, really good.

:

Sometimes I think he leaves out there too long.

:

Like, the music and all.

:

It's a little too long, and I don't understand why there's a break.

:

This is a podcast.

:

I don't get it.

:

But whatever.

:

It's his, you know, it's his style, and he's been doing it forever longer than I have.

:

So it's like a show.

Duchess:

It's a regular show.

Duchess:

It's almost like a commercial.

Duchess:

Then he does little commercial spot.

Duchess:

He does spots in it.

:

It's cute.

Duchess:

Yeah, I like it.

:

I, I.

Duchess:

And then when it ends, you got to go all the way to.

:

Gotta go.

:

Yeah.

:

There's always a little nugget.

Duchess:

There's always a little something, something there.

:

Easter egg there at the end.

:

You gotta go work.

Duchess:

And I was shocked.

Duchess:

I was in it because I was listening.

Duchess:

I went, wait, what?

Duchess:

I had to go back.

Duchess:

I was like, what the.

Duchess:

Yeah, I was not expecting that.

Duchess:

It was just some little.

Duchess:

It was just like a.

Duchess:

I could barely hear it, but I was like, that sounds familiar.

:

Yes.

:

So, all right, everybody, I guess that's it.

:

Do we have anything else that we want to do?

:

Can I find my.

Duchess:

I have to have Josh send you the.

Duchess:

Oh, you know what, do you want me to wait?

Duchess:

Do you want to wait a week to do the week walk?

:

I'll message him and I won't know what to say.

Duchess:

And then we'll.

Duchess:

So I'll ask him to delay it a week, and then Monday, we'll still do the podcast shout outs.

Duchess:

And then, yeah, Thursday, if we're still.

:

Here, we don't know.

:

We could all.

Duchess:

If we survive the alien attack, survive.

:

The alien wars of:

Duchess:

Alien wars.

:

So, yes.

:

I can't.

:

Where's my music at?

:

That goes.

:

Where's my boomer bunker?

:

See if this is it.

:

Look at that.

Duchess:

Remembered how to use all this?

Duchess:

Well, I've enjoyed using Streamyard.

:

Okay, good.

:

I'm glad you're happy.

Duchess:

What do you think?

Duchess:

Were you happy with it?

:

It's fine.

:

It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but, you know, I practiced a little bit.

:

I've set things up you know, I have my little QR code up here in the top left corner.

Duchess:

Takes you to the folks on their phone.

Duchess:

That'll work for them.

:

It was nice not looking at the chat because I don't know, I wasn't distracted by the chat.

:

And I look over and there's 376 comments.

:

So thank you so much for everybody that hung out here today and was commenting.

:

Love it.

:

Love the fact that Duchess is now in charge of the comments.

:

So did your comment then go up on the show?

Duchess:

I tried, folks.

Duchess:

I'm sorry.

Duchess:

Do my best.

Duchess:

Well, be better chat and just remember.

Duchess:

Yeah.

Duchess:

So the.

Duchess:

So the bet that John and I might make in two weeks for the Eagles Steelers game.

Duchess:

Text us or email us.

Duchess:

Well, text us or leave us a voicemail.

Duchess:

Your suggestions for bets.

:

All right, so here's, here's.

:

Okay, so there's a couple things.

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If the, If I.

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Okay, if I lose, then I have to eat the cranberry sauce out of a can.

Duchess:

Oh, yeah, and then you lose.

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You have to eat fried scrapple.

Duchess:

I'm not eating scrapple.

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I can't.

Duchess:

I'm not.

Duchess:

What kind of calories that is, dad?

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All that fat, you know, just like the half a piece.

:

It can't be that much.

Duchess:

Oh, no, no.

Duchess:

You can send suggestions.

Duchess:

We'll think up something.

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Okay.

:

There we go.

Duchess:

Follow us like us.

Duchess:

Subscribe.

Duchess:

You know where to find us.

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All that good stuff.

:

Where's the brand?

:

So I can throw this out here.

:

All right, everybody, if you ran out of music, just want to say goodbye.

Duchess:

Bye.

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John Jamingo, co-host of Boomer Bunker, is a character with a rich history of colorful stories, insightful opinions, and a fair share of rebellious antics. He brings a blend of humor, nostalgia, and directness to the podcast, often sharing personal anecdotes from his past that range from mischievous teenage exploits to his experiences as an elevator mechanic. Jamingo has a candid approach to discussing various topics, whether it’s debating societal issues or reacting to outrageous news stories. His willingness to confess to his past missteps, coupled with his straightforward demeanor, makes him relatable to many listeners. John often reflects on the contrasting generational behaviors and attitudes, bringing a bit of the 'old school' perspective to the show's dynamic exchanges with Duchess, the other host of Boomer Bunker.
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The Duchess, also known simply as Duchess, is one of the spirited hosts of the Boomer Bunker podcast. She is known for her engaging conversations, heartfelt anecdotes, and the occasional burst of emotion. Duchess brings a relatable touch to the show with stories from her personal life, adding both depth and humor to the episodes. A proponent of healthy habits, Duchess also shares her progress in the 2024 mileage quest, adding a motivational aspect to her role on the podcast. Her interactions with listeners and co-host John Jamingo create a dynamic that captivates the audience, making her an integral part of the Boomer Bunker's success.